Cellar Comics Creator
Create your own comics, with the famous
Dinosaur Comics image:
Invisible hoagie, Thriller 1982
Awesome! Keep 'em coming...
I always pictured Bruce as bigger than that...
Fucking thriller/invisible hoagie is some funny shit
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Just wow. At all of you!
Soooooo clever! :)
For Clod, lookout123, shawnee123, and me (and any other long suffering dwellars):
That's frickin' hysterical, foot. I seriously want to make one of these but I'm uninspired.
OK, I made one. It's not nearly as clever as the rest of y'all, but it'll do.
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put up a new template comic, mook.
put up a new template comic, mook.
Dinosaur Comics has been using the same image for every strip, since it started in 2003. Dumbass. That's the whole point.
Dinosaur Comics has been using the same image for every strip, since it started in 2003. Dumbass. That's the whole point.
oh, cuz i thought that at least half of the point was lodged in your ass.
meme cop
LOL! These are fantastic!!! (I haven't been keeping up lately)
:sweat: :lolsign:
MMmm.....this is how the cellar addiction always starts....I need to get back to work! You guys suck!!
:yelsick:
...or you can build your own
Red Meatsorry for the cliche storyline, but it's all I could come up with.
I heard it was the boarding schools that did it.
These are hilarious. I almost snotted out my nose on glatt's cartoon. :lol:
I'm pretty sure it was a laser printer.
That's missing something.
Oh yeah, my understanding of it.
It's a scene from the movie
Office Space (which is rather Simon-Peggish in its humor, I think you'd like it a lot,) in which disgruntled and underappreciated tech workers take a malfunctioning printer into a field and destroy it.
PETER
I stole something.
MICHAEL
Oh yeah. I guess we all did.
PETER
No, I stole something else.
SAMIR
What did you steal?
PETER
We'll call it a going away present.
[Scene A field. They drop the printer. Samir stomps on it four times
and Michael, eight times. Peter hands Samir a bat. He hits the printer
twice and Michael takes over. He starts to punch it. Samir and Peter
pull him away, but he runs back to destroy the evil printer.]
Cut to Peter's place. Samir's trying to break dance.
HUH...a printer it is....it comes up when you search office space fax though.
guess my comic isn't funny now. thanks a LOT, sleeve.
thanks a LOT, sleeve.
Any time, any time.
ETA: the script there doesn't mention that the battering is all done in a kind of sports-movie slow-mo,
...nor does it mention the awesome audio track playing in the background, "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangster."
did you yank that rant from a TW post?
Ok there's Zen-o-Saurus Rex but who is the other one? I am confused about the basic speaking parts.
That is a verbatum UG pontification directed at the notorious defender of totalitarians Mr. Zen, less one paragraph defending Abu Gharib.
That is a verbatum UG pontification directed at the notorious defender of totalitarians Mr. Zen, less one paragraph defending Abu Gharib.
I couldn't read past the second frame - now I know why.
I couldn't read past the second frame - now I know why.
Me neither.
i didn't get past the second line...
I read the whole thing. I think the pictures of dinosaurs are pretty.
I only looked at the pictures . . . I was hopin for a colorful graph or pie chart.
Here ya go, this graph proves Mexican lemons lower traffic fatalities.
Ha, ha, ha, I love it Bruce.
I need me some more stats.
Tequila comes from Mexico.
Lemons mix with Tequila.
Tequila doesn't mix with driving.
The study is flawed, not having taken into account the lush factor.
Tequila comes from Mexico.
Lemons mix with Tequila.
Tequila doesn't mix with driving.
The study is flawed, not having taken into account the lush factor.
But lemons come from trees, trees are made of wood, and wood floats. Therefore........
SHE'S A WITCH!
[SIZE=5]BURN HER![/SIZE]
But lemons come from trees, trees are made of wood, and wood floats. Therefore........
Not Natalie. :headshake
What about Emma? Can we burn her?
Not Natalie. :headshake
prolly going to hell for that one, shaw.
[SIZE=5]BURN HER![/SIZE]
Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I don't care what you say, I'm a king...I haven't got shit all over me.
there's some lovely filth over here, dennis!
probably came from that moistened bint!
