June 30, 2008: Fess Up

I know these weren't made by little green men from Mars. :headshake

Now, for a limited time only, Cellar.org is offering an opportunity for the people responsible to come forward, and collect the fame and accolades you so richly deserve.

C'mon, fess up.

Robert Plant?

do dah do dah do dah -- X Files music --> Daughter No. 2 was just bending my ear about crop circles; how she saw this amazing documentary on them; how no one knows for sure who makes them, do dah do dah

My mind is not programed and is open to possibilities...who/whatever intelligence created and is still creating these has my respect for beauty in design. Awesome!

Some them would make cool tatts.

I wonder if you can find out what they mean?

Sorry. It was only meant to be a bit of harmless fun.

yeah, we were just fooling with our gps mapping feature

DucksNuts;465842 wrote:

...I wonder if you can find out what they mean?

Roughly translated:

"This planet scheduled for demolition in 2012 to make way for a mega-giant Galaxy-Mart. Hard-hat area."

Sheldonrs;465861 wrote:

Hard-hat area.

You're obsessed

My opinion is that they are created by winds. Mathmetics is a part of nature and everything relates to everything else. Life IS a circle.

DucksNuts;465842 wrote:

Some them would make cool tatts.

I wonder if you can find out what they mean?

We can only hope they mean "Do not probe".:gray:

The term "crop circles" hardly does justice in describing such attractive, complex patterns. It pales next to the reality just as our brains are puny compared to the those of the patterns' creators, with their sky-high craniums and bulging frontal lobes.

Cloud;465819 wrote:

no one knows for sure who makes them, do dah do dah

[SIZE="3"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]De Camptown racetrack five miles long,
Oh, de do dah day! :p

Den fly along like a rail-road car,
Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Runnin' a race wid a shootin' star, :gray:
Oh, de doo-dah-day![/FONT][/SIZE]

Agrospirograms are aliens' racetracks and grazing grounds.

Ok...that was totally a joke!


I love crop circles. Someone has a pretty intricate imagination. I still wonder if it's a group of people and how they manage to keep doing it for so long.

My theory is that long-neglected and lonely Spirographs are sneaking out of the attics at night and phoning home in their characteristic Spirograph-y way.

What does this one mean?

pandybat;465984 wrote:

Ok...that was totally a joke!


I love crop circles. Someone has a pretty intricate imagination. I still wonder if it's a group of people and how they manage to keep doing it for so long.

I think they used Spirographs, with really big wheels.

I've seen a video of people making these crop circles. Was pretty interesting. They use some very simple techniques though, long pieces of wood to flatten a large area infront of them as they walk along in patterns.

Were these "people" tall and kind of grayish looking?

Now you're blaming Bruce Forsyth?!

Time to 'fess up? OK, you found me. I made that round one.

sweetwater;465987 wrote:

My theory is that long-neglected and lonely Spirographs are sneaking out of the attics at night and phoning home in their characteristic Spirograph-y way.

Yes, the called them geometric chucks in those days:

I want to know what they redacted.

That picture is as good as porn to some Dwellers.

The electric motor attached to it on the side there looks out of place.

I used to date Geometric Chuck. He was such a square. Always had me running around in circles trying to figure out his angle. One night, I cornered him and he confessed: he was involved in a love triangle with a woman with a great figure, which was not congruent to my long-term goals. The proof was right in front of me.

Shawnee123;466142 wrote:

I used to date Geometric Chuck. ...

Oh yeah, he's still got the knickers you left behind. ;)

That is just ... twisted.

Scriveyn;466157 wrote:

Oh yeah, he's still got the knickers you left behind. ;)

BigV;466159 wrote:

That is just ... twisted.

:lol2:

Yeah, you can see how long ago it was, when my big fat ass could still fit in that particular pair of mobius undies.

I like that crop circle in the far right column that actually looks like a sink hole! (concentric circles)

Sheldonrs;465861 wrote:

"This planet scheduled for demolition in 2012 to make way for a mega-giant Galaxy-Mart. Hard-hat area."

That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while. I don't get out much though. :)