Razzle Dazzle

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
And they'll make you a star!

I personally like to give 'em the ol' thirty-two skidoo.

I'm partial to the ole Dog n Pony show

That's a bunch of hooey!

Gentlemen please. Give them a little of the old soft shoe.

That's the ticket.

you're darn tootin' it is, buster!

Ahh I wouldn't give ya a Plug Nickle for it !!!!!!

Make 'em laugh. Doncha know everyone wants to laugh?

You got spunk, kid.

Go, I say go away boy ya bother me. I got work to do...

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

'course you don't know shit from shinola

Ohhh! if Ruby Keeler were only here.

The trouble with you is, you got muscle where you oughta have brains.

If brains was dynamite you couldn't blow yer nose.

And that's a lead pipe cinch!

You're not just whistling Dixie.

SteveDallas;464178 wrote:

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Hey I was going to say that!

by the way...where is Steve Dallas?

He seems to have cut his suspenders.

Led by the nose.

Got the wrong pig by the tail.
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-slang-g.html

Stop actin' so high hat; you're giving me the heebie-jeebies.

What in tarnation?! I damn near blew a gasket.

Now just you wait one cotton-pickin minute....what was this thread about again?

Dagnabbit and thunderation. Keep yer mind on what yer doin'.

lumberjim;628354 wrote:

here he is

What is this, the new rick roll?

Anyway, where am I? Well as they say, no matter where you go, there you are.

pickle roll ???

Finer 'n frog fur.
Back when Hector was a pup...
Older'n dirt.

Pie;628536 wrote:

Back when Hector was a pup...

My Dad still uses this one.

He sounds as mean as a shithouse rat

now yer on the trolley!