The train wreck....
I used to blog about my online and real life dating experiences, and will probably continue to do so, but I would really rather have a little thread here that I can let stuff spew from my mouth and you guys can comment...or not...as you seem fit.
I put the moz on myself with this latest guy, in chat the other day I mentioned how much I liked him and how I had high expectations.....now...nothing!!
At the moment, I'm being really girly and sitting on my hands so I dont do the dumb txt message thing.
I *really* like this guy...like.. really...and have gone into over analysing, self destructive mode.
You can let it all hang out here, without repercussions. We'll love you longtime, regardless. :heartpump
:corn:
Oh goodie. I can enjoy dating vicariously to prepare me for the real thing!
Just ring him and suggest a date mate. Don't agonize or wring your hands, and definitely don't do nothing.
One phone call with a suggestion of a meeting is not psycho behaviour, and it's not over the top. It's just an indication of your desire to spend some time with said male.
That's what I think.
I'm sitting on my hands....he's been really busy....trains race horses....so I am just waiting and seeing what happens.
He's s'posed to have a couple of days off this week and was going to come over here for them....so....just.waiting.
Oh and I should probably clarify things regarding photographer-dude...he's just really a fuckbuddy...we are the people we sleep with, when we arent sleeping with anyone else.
Anyways, I posted in the other thread the quote from his email to me, he's realised the penthouse chick is a whacker...living in the past....so now he wants to know when he can come...err...banging on my door again.
Funny...I see him in a slightly different light, after he fell for the b/s she was feeding him.
Yeah, if you already have plans made with him, I'd say keep those hands nice and squashed. You can wait it out.
Which one is the guy you were considering relocating for?
Ha.....keep up with my men jinx :p ....he dumped me, see
this thread.
See, this will keep up the dumpedness in one thread.
Did he have an identifying characteristic though, like photographer guy and army guy? And what are we calling the new guy? Help me out here...
How about some charts or diagrams?
He was electrician guy...lets call the new guy Horse guy. ;)
Horse guy txt me before and said he's been super busy....yay!!
How about some charts or diagrams?
I'm no good at those things.
Thanks ducks, this will help me to follow it all more accurately. But I'm more of a visual guy, so...;)
I can put a picture of each of their penises...peni...peniseseses in here if that helps you Lookout?
You know I would do anything for you :)
Horse guy. lol! That's so funny in so many ways, ok, let's call him that.
;)
i guess that depends on what the peni are doing at the time ducks. ;)
seriously though i just had this image of you collecting photos of every penis you've seen. like tacked up on your wall or something "hey look, a collage!"
Doesnt every girl have a penis collage on their wall?
Yes??
No??
Oh...
I've dated women whom I am pretty sure had peni in jars of formaldehyde...
Thats why I no longer date women with collections of knives... an daggers... an axes. Being a notch on th bed post is degrading enough. Being a center piece in a jar, well, I jus couldn't live with th shame. An insisting you ave your lovers spats in public places gets old... :right:
I think it's low brow to air your problems in public. It's unpleasant to listen to couples argue in public places. Even pubs.
so this won't be a thread you'll be a regular in then?
What are you talking about?
Nothing. I was just being a smartass, but now I realize that I misread the sequence of a couple posts. So I'll just leave this as yet further evidence of my dumbassery.
Oh well that's ok. Glad I didn't go getting all pissy over it then. :) That would have just been silly.
I grow impatient of mr hot-cold Horse guy, I am not writing him off, coz he is nearly perfect (except for the workaholicness and hotcoldness)....but...Im an options open kinda girl.
Enter....the diesel dude. He's a diesel mechanic, has been standoffishly flirting with me for a couple of weeks and he stole one of my business cards the other day, which has my mobile number (cell) on it....surprise, I have had a heaps of sms messages this weekend...Im seeing more of his personality via sms....or a different part of it anyways.
I wish Horse dude would sort himself out.
I can put a picture of each of their penises...peni...peniseseses in here if that helps you Lookout?
:headshake :headshake :headshake :headshake No, no, no, no, no... please don't!!! :eek:
Just the stor... ies (;) ) please. I don't get a lot of entertainment in my life.
Oh... the kinkier, the better! :p
Arrrghhhhh :D
I just got some beautiful flowers delivered to work with a card..."Here's to the unknown"
I dont know which dude they are from.....HELP?
Does it matter? Enjoy the intrigue.
Send a thank you for the flowers email to each of them. The one that sent them will be satisfied, and the others will spurred to shit-or-get-off-the-pot, realizing they have competition. ;)
DN, those are from me. I remember you like yellow.
Is that why you gave me Red Roses, HLJ??? ;)
Diesel dude, who was the phantom flower giver, has just left after dinner....no sex (this is becoming a habit).
I like Horse guy.
Next time he comes over for dinner, serve him whipped cream and your chops.:blush:
You like Horse because you don't know where you stand.
Damn, wish I had a phantom flower sender to have dinner with! The not having sex part I am handling myself
The not having sex part I am handling myself
no comment - just a smirk
Phantom Flower sender and I have been bickering all morning via txt/sms message.
A misunderstanding about whether we are gonna see each other again....he's cracked the poos now and not talking to me.
Spanka.
Horse dude and I are spending next weekend together :)
he's cracked the poos now
Well whatever it was that he did, it had to have been worth it to get to say that phrase, right? I like Horsie dude better anyway.
SEX???? Somebody said sex? What is that? I haven't had any in 11 months. Sigh
Let's put it this way - I'm looking forward to the next World Cup.
Ok...seriously....Im not *that* much of a tart...but enter Footie dude.
Oh.my.god....this guy is HaWt...they do say opposites attract dont they?
I've been off the dating wagon for waaaaay too long.
Oh and Clod, I like Horsie dude better too, but he is hard work.
Horsie dude has fallen off his horse or something? Actually, he's gone a little nutty, but thats guaranteed to keep me interested and waiting his call.
Phantom flower sender has been here all day....helping me paint the back lounge room. That says something doesnt it? He's very lovely and funny and helpful and sweet. Guys dont like being called sweet.
Footie dude.....hmmm...no further comment as yet.
Go for the one helping you with your house. Some guys like being called sweet, and it's usually those ones that are worth hanging on to. Anyway, what would I know. I fucked up plenty when I was younger, and nothing much has changed.
I always liked a guy who works with his hands... especially those who aren't afraid to get dirty.... does Diesel man wear one of those monkey suits? I've been trying to get Flint into one of those jumpers for years now... dirty dirty...
A man who will spend his free time helping you with house projects seems well worth investing in in other capacities... he is thoughful, helpful, and still romantic (the flowers)... whats not to like?? He doesn't have some wierd deformity or smell does he?
A man who voluntarily helps with home improvement? I thought that only happened on PBS...
Wow.
Ducks, the man who is working to keep your attention is the keeper. The one who you need to work to get his attention is the loser.
But I know what its like to fall for someone like the horse guy. I let someone like him go to marry my husband. I still think about him now and then, but I did make the better choice.
In the meantime...are you having fun or what!
Wow!
How about some charts or diagrams?
Me thinks your sense of humor is under appreciated.
Ducks, the man who is working to keep your attention is the keeper.
not necessarily. It depends on if he is trying to buy her with little tokens or why he is sending flowers. What's his angle.
The one who you need to work to get his attention is the loser.
agreed only if it isn't being sought in desperation.
Well generally speaking...I think most men 'chase' a woman with the same angle in mind. At least initially...:D.
I'm with Pico. Generally if a guy is doing all he can to impress you by helping you out with jobs around the house etc, then he's probably after your attention and affection. That'd probably be his 'angle'.
It's very cool to be cynical about people's motives these days, but seriously, there are a lot of lovely people out there who really just want to be loved. What's so wrong with that?
It's very cool to be cynical about people's motives these days, but seriously, there are a lot of lovely people out there who really just want to be loved.
And get in her pants.
Guys who help you out, one thing...clingy guys who fall all over themselves over everything you do, that's a whole other ball of wax. Desperately needing to be loved in order to maintain any semblance of self-worth, or because they just can't be alone, is not a good thing; that kind of fawning adoration will either burn out or make you sick of the sight of them, knowing their every ounce of happiness should not depend on whether or not you like them that day. I dated one of those. I really really tried. He took me to great places, did whatever I wanted, but would cry if I was feeling quiet and not responding to his every "are you OK? did I do something? please talk to me. please..." Just saying "I'm not very talkative right now, I'm just quiet sometimes" only led to more pleading, which made me quieter, which made him whine more, which pissed me off.
Just my 2 cents, without passing what would be ill-informed judgment on any of the guys.
I'm with Pico. Generally if a guy is doing all he can to impress you by helping you out with jobs around the house etc, then he's probably after your attention and affection. That'd probably be his 'angle'.
well, duh
who the fuck wouldn't love that
Meh, Diesel dude is MIA :rolleyes:
I have a lunch date later this week with....errr.....river dude. He's a guy I met online last year, but the timing was really crappy and we stopped chatting (seriously crappy, we were chatting on the phone and he walked in to find his elderly mother passed on :eek:)....
River Dude?
No, he's Crappy Timing Dude to me.
Hey - it could be worse, he could be Dead Mother Dude.
ok....River dude (named coz he lives near the Murray River), shall hereby be known as Bad Timing Dude.
Ducky, you have to move to Nar Nar Goon town in Victoria state!
There's a "man drought" on the Australian coast, and a "man dam" in the country’s remote bush. Though the nation was flush with men some 30 years ago, due to immigration policies that favored males, today's Australian women have it harder than their baby boomer sisters did 30 years ago.
Demographer Bernard Salt's book "Man Drought," which was released this week, reveals that love is really where you look for it in Australia, and that it pays to go the distance.
“There is simply less product for 30-something women, in particular, to choose from,” he said.
"In the old days, we believed Mr. or Mrs. Right would show up someday, but as we remain single for much longer, and are far more mobile, the chances are more remote," Salt told Reuters.
linkMrs. Right???!!!
That just ain't right!
This made headlines last month....
A SEVERE female drought has gripped Mount Isa, but Mayor John Molony thinks he has the answer: ugly girls.
Men outnumber women at a ratio of about five to one in the testosterone town and the female famine is taking its toll on young blokes.
But the quick-thinking Mayor suggested these could be the perfect conditions for `ugly ducklings' to flourish into beautiful swans and find true happiness in the Isa.
"May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa," Cr Molony said.
"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness.
"Often those who are beauty-disadvantaged are uphappy with their lot.
"Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa where happiness awaits.
"And, really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn't there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan?"
The miners' mecca has traditionally been a man's world – and young fellas say living in the Isa is about earning money, not finding love.
In 2006 there were just 819 females aged 20-24 living in town, compared with 994 in 1996. While most blokes accept the female drought is `just the way it is out here' – they still have a few suggestions as to how to lure the ladies out west.
Builder Paul Woodlands, 25, said the pay for jobs traditionally filled by women did not seem to match what the blokes could earn and there was little incentive for women to stay in the remote town.
"I know a few women who have come out here to do hairdressing, but they left to go back to the coast because the pay was bad and there's not much to do," Mr Woodlands said.
"I think if they improved wages for those types of jobs, it might help.
"There's definitely a lack of beautiful women, blokes are not as picky – you take what you can get."
Grant Rollings, 26, dubbed the Isa `the beer goggle' capital of Australia.
He said blokes were far less choosy when it came to women, because they were few and far between.
Electrician Paul McDonald said his mates warned him not to bring his girlfriend to the Isa as she would become prey to the men.
Though he claimed the divorce rate is skyrocketing in Mount Isa, after 12 months he is still happily attached.
Fly-in, fly-out miner Luke Eastgate, 22, hinted that while there were women around, many were not the type to take home to meet your mother.
"There are a small number of professionals, like school teachers and nurses, but it's more of an open set-up, it's difficult to find a girlfriend in this town and keep her."
Mr Eastgate said many young professionals were in Mount Isa for a short time to start their career before they moved back to larger cities.
I was online booking my plane ticket. Then I reread it checking for the address.
Fly-in, fly-out miner Luke Eastgate, 22, hinted that while there were women around, many were not the type to take home to meet your mother.
Damn.
They've got enough of my type already.
They could always use more SG. ;)
The whole issue has caused a bit of an uproar though as Ducks pointed out.
Personally I thought it was the funniest blunder I've ever heard a politician make, but he'll probably survive it. After all, most of his voters are men. lol
Yeah, it was amusing...and effective.
I read that the amount of women up there had increased dramatically.
Now, back to our regular viewing.....
Horse dude is STILL yanking my chain.....he has the same kinda hold over me that army dude has....and its mainly because I dont know when and if he is gonna pop back into my life. When he does, he has my....well....he thinks undivided attention.
In the meantime....I may post some pics in the NSFW thread :)
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In the meantime....I may post some pics in the NSFW thread :)
Hey! Where did everybody go?
stupidfuckingmenover30havefuckingissuesfuckers
shall now be known as cockhead
Are there still any avenues open with the other guys, the mechanic and... I forget his nickname, that other dude?
OK, update on the others......I scrapped them all, coz of horse dude and look, things might still work out there....but I am royally pissed at him at the moment and it will take a lot of arse kissing on his behalf.
An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up.
meh, i'm a bit over everything at the moment....wont hurt to sit on it for a while :)
Ass kissing? Oh yeah, lots of it. Mmmmm. :D
An Italian married dude, who is a very good customer of mine and is doing some renovations at my house......he's gorgeous and is always wanting to hook up.
Do. Not. Bonk.
:headshake
Awwww why not Zen?? I mean fuckbuddy rates are better than mates-rates :p
Depends. If his missus is also Italian, you'll have her and her 7 cousins leaving horse's heads in your bed (kind of appropriate really, could get the message through to Horse Guy too).
Oh what the hell. Go for it. Do you have enough rope and handcuffs?
You really don't want to piss off any woman, but especially and Italian one. A horsehead in your bed will be the least of your worries - just think how pissed her father, or more importantly Godfather, will be.
She's not Italian, he's gonna cheat....why shouldnt it be with me?
Cuz you're better than that and its a dead end street. Can you really ever trust someone that cheated on someone else with you? Don't ya think at some point he'll do the same to you?
I think she just wants to fuck him classic...not marry him. ;)
in that case - nevermind.
Cuz you're better than that and its a dead end street. Can you really ever trust someone that cheated on someone else with you? Don't ya think at some point he'll do the same to you?
I think she just wants to fuck him classic...not marry him. ;)
Frankly, this thought never occurred to me.
in that case - nevermind.
I'm with you classicman... I think the same way.
She's not Italian, he's gonna cheat....why shouldnt it be with me?
This sounds suspiciously like "Someone else would've nicked it. Why not me?"
He's a customer.
He's married. Whether she knows or not (and she probably knows), you would be harming his wife and their relationship (such as it is).
Horse dude did enough arse kissing on the weekend that he is in the good books again and married dude is off the scene.....well....when he finishes my bathroom.
I know, I have fucked up morals regarding married men.
So you're, "The Other Woman", of story, song & fable.
You be famous. :notworthy
I'm almost afraid to ask this, for two reasons. One, I realize it's NONE of my f*cking business, and two, I'm almost afraid of the answer... but what the hell did Horse Dude DO, exactly, that had you in such a fury over him, DN??
feel free to smack me upside the head if I'm being too nosy...
Thank god SOMEBODY asked. C'mon Ducks, please explain. We dumb men need all the clues we can get.
I havent said for a very good reason...:blush:
Im not 100% sure, you know, it was one of those things, we had a conversation on the phone and he was being a bit *err* about how things were gonna work out between us (stupid schedules n stuff), but he was all hot n bothered about when we were gonna bump uglies again..... and I got really shitty about the whole thing...and stewed on it....and he realised I was pissed, and so he went out of his way to make nice this weekend...but I bet he doesnt really know why.
Its a chick thing...isnt it? I'm sure other chicks have done this before
Sounds like Mars and Venus to me. ;)
So you're, "The Other Woman", of story, song & fable.
You be famous.
her real name is Jolene? wow no wonder she changed it to DucksNuts!
ahh, DN, I've done the same thing on several occasions. Comes with the hormones, I think...
I havent said for a very good reason...:blush:
Im not 100% sure, you know, it was one of those things, we had a conversation on the phone and he was being a bit *err* about how things were gonna work out between us (stupid schedules n stuff), but he was all hot n bothered about when we were gonna bump uglies again..... and I got really shitty about the whole thing...and stewed on it....and he realised I was pissed, and so he went out of his way to make nice this weekend...but I bet he doesnt really know why.
Its a chick thing...isnt it? I'm sure other chicks have done this before
So, let's see if I've got this right. You *want* to do him. He wants to do you. But because he was more honest about when the next time you got to do each other was going to happen, instead of being more concerned about other things...you got pissed?
Wow. Men. We suck when we're honest, and we suck when we're not.
I don't mean to be low brow here.... But it does sound a bit like a booty call. Some women do not mind getting hit up, just for sex. And some do.
I'm getting the idea that he didn't call with any class, or scruples. Like this:
"hello." "I am going to get mine and this is what I have time for." "Buh - bye." (Beeeatch!)
So...with that in mind..
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Remember this thread...wow, anyway, guess who popped back onto the radar recently....HORSE DUDE.
Seems he was having *baggage issues* previously, but didnt want to mention them because he didnt want me to think he had baggage...oh no, much better that I think youre a wanker.
The radio announcer dude and I went out three times when I decided that there wasnt enough room for me and his enthusiasm for himself in the relationship.....and....drum roll...I didnt sleep with him :) Im growing up.
We shall call the other man in my life *the yank*, a few of you will be aware of him as he smashed my heart into a gazillion little pieces a few years back (not his fault), but it seems everytime we get in contact, the flames are rekindled and awaaaaaay we go....THIS time, I guess its do or die, because neither of us can handle the *what if* factor....its not gonna be all that easy considering he lives in Chicago at the moment.
We are having some time together in the next few months, he's coming over here in June or we will hook up in Vegas in September.
Oh, and Horse dude wants to take me out for dinner as a *sorry* for fucking me around previously.
::sigh::
This should be good for a few juicy posts. :yum:
Oh, and Horse dude wants to take me out for dinner as a *sorry* for fucking me around previously.
Tell him to go fuck off and ride away on the horse he road in on.
My sister was killed riding away on the horse she rode in on on 9/11. Damn. You people are so insensitive. :footpyth:
Ohhh, and for the record, I never bumped uglies with the married builder dude. :)
annnnnnd
men suck
Isn't that what you like about us?
You know what its like, when you think a guys really really nice and honest....and then you find out they just bullshitted you....yeah, that really fucking sucks.
So, Im getting back on the horse ;) well, not the horse, but the security guard. The security guard at work asked me out a week or so ago, and I said no, but I put the flirty shoes on today and I guess he picked up on the signal and we are going out for dinner tomorrow nite. ::cheesey grin::
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
Flirty shoes? Ummm, wait, what?
What do flirty shoes look like? I've heard of fuck-me boots, and often experienced fuck-you boots, but what do flirty shoes look like? Please help.
Hopeless Aussie male.
ETA ... do they have the tongue hanging out? :p
Yea, Ducks, could you post a pic of you wearing those "Flirty shoes".
While naked.
Thanks.
:D
So Ducks I am curious to see what is you look like. You seem to get yourself some bootay often so i would assume you must be attractive.......
Oh yes, she's hot as hell... with or without flirty shoes. :thumb:
Really....Now i defientely want to see what she looks like. With or without the flirty shoes. But preferably with the flirty shoes on....
Hmmm, havent I shared a pic with my flirty shoes on??
Zen - the whole point of the flirty shoes is you dont know that we are wearing them! Its all part of our secret plan.....buahahahahahaha.
You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??
Get food poisoning!!
Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.
This was a really lovely flash joint too.
Nope....you haven't shares a pic with the flirty shoes on. Wow ducks that sucks. But at least he didn't let you puke on your hair. What a gentleman. Hey that rhymed "wow ducks that sucks" hahaha.
You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??
Get food poisoning!!
Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.
This was a really lovely flash joint too.
Well, that's one way to break the ice.
Look at the positives. From his view (assuming you were in his car) you managed to not chunder inside, or even on, the car. That counts for a lot, Aussie-bloke-wise. From yours, he was very good in holding back your hair.
And now, one of you can invite the other to your house for a home cooked meal "so you can make sure it is safe".
You're good zen. Really good.
He was probably trying to look up my skirt whilst I was bent over puking, but its the thought that counts....and yeah, being a car chick - there was noooo way I was chundering in his car.
He txt me this morning and asked how I was feeling, (empty contents of stomach, some milk and some imodium and I feel right as rain), then he asked me n the boys to a picnic in the park .... ticking.boxes.so.far.
Oh and the really really cool part - he wears a gun AND a uniform for work :D
He had to hold your hair, presumably didn't get laid, and he's not only still interested, he included the kids. :thumb:
But can he afford to give the kids clarinet lessons?
Is he bona fide?
/obscure//
excerpted from "Oh Brother Where Art Thou".
He txt me this morning and asked how I was feeling, (empty contents of stomach, some milk and some imodium and I feel right as rain), then he asked me n the boys to a picnic in the park .... ticking.boxes.so.far.
Oh and the really really cool part - he wears a gun AND a uniform for work :D
wonderful ! :D
OOh wow ducks your a car chick.......Nice!!!
Ahhh, capn, I havent watched that movie for ages :blush:
Yeah Chunky, im a rev head from waaaay back, I love my car - its replaced men in my life at times.
its replaced men in my life at times.
I must say i am die hard car guy. But i dont think one has ever replaced a woman ever. Well it might if i had somewhere to put it you know....lol. So what are you driving these days then??????
Holden SS Commodore. 6.0lt, 6spd Manual, with some sporty modifications :)
I'm driving an 03 cobra these days. Sonic blue.
Okay you two, security guard is out, Monkey is in. Get a room!
Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
Okay, then, get a carport. Or a garaaaagge. Or a car-hole. No, wait, not a car-hole.
Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
:lol2:
Who needs a room when you got two bitchin' cars?
I could not have said it better myself although my backseat is non excistant cause i took it out to fit in a roll cage. But the front seats are nice and comfy....Pleather and suede...oh and tinted windows of course.....i like my privacy lol....
Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....
Yeah that would suck if it got on the suede. But no worries armor all to the rescue!!!
Amor All is actually shitty shitty stuff!! I wont let it anywhere near my car.
I have a nice roomy backseat, sunroof (for extra head room) and leather interior - my car was made for this.
Im not sure how old chunky is, but +or- 6 yrs and they're now on my to do list :D
Serious stuff now - date #3 tonite....am I allowed to put out now?????????
You're smart, sexy and strong willed, you're allowed to do any goddamn thing you want. ;)
...for extra head room...
Ducks gives "extra head"! That's why she's the hottest Cellarite.:drool::yum::eaty:
Amor All is actually shitty shitty stuff!! I wont let it anywhere near my car.
It was quite fashionable back in the day.. apparently it had been used on the vinyl seats in the car my older brother used to take his driver license test. He came to a stop at one point and teh examiner slid forward off the seat!
It's OK for plastic (vinyl), but bad for leather.
How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....
you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?
shame :headshake:
Just because Jinx is talking about cleaning her leather, don't assume it is about cars. :whip:
"The safety word is banana."
Bad safety word.
"Mmmfff! MMMmmfff"
"Ooh, you want something, do you?" [loosens gag] "What is it you want?"
"aghh, BANANA!"
"Well, ok, since you asked for it" [replaces gag, fetches banana, produces evil grin]. "Open wiii-iiide"
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you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?
shame :headshake:
Heeeeeeeyyyy, what do you mean ducks *might get some eventually*....??? :eyebrow:
I must say i am die hard car guy. But i dont think one has ever replaced a woman ever. Well it might if i had somewhere to put it you know....lol. So what are you driving these days then??????
You have not been lookin hard enuf...in fact I'll help ya out!
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you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?
shame :headshake:
I'm clueless and inept. What did you expect?
How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....
Dont know about windex on leather....I use a leather cleaner and then leather creme, for the rest of the interior I use this stuff called "Dash Dandy"...its freakin' amazing!!! Smells devine and conditions the rest of the interior. You can use it on leather as well, but I dont.
Can also use it on mudflaps and the black plastic on the exterior....at the car yard I would dash dandy everything!! (Including the interior plastic plants).
You have not been lookin hard enuf...in fact I'll help ya out!
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=589488&postcount=2253
Thanks for the link i clicked on it while at work lol oops!
Yeah i have aleather cleaner and cream for my pleather and i does a great job. Except it smells kinda funny though......Sorry about turning her might get laid thread to car talk. But i am assuming this isnt a maybe get laid thread for her it sound like she was about to get some on her 3rd date?????? But its just great to hear a woman say shes a car guy....Its hot and shes got a nice ride too couldnt help it.....
... leather creme...
How do you get the bull to cooperate?
Well you know......first you.......then you.......and then.....bammm!!!! Leather creme!!!! Lol. So ducks.... Did you get some on your third date or what????
Thanks for the link i clicked on it while at work lol oops!
I am really sorry, I meant to tag it NSFW and forgot.
So...train wreck....gah.
There's one decent single guy at work (there are a couple single guys, but one freaks me out serial killer wise and the other is the sweetest guy that needs to be dragged into the 21st century, but really not my type).
Anyway, Work Guy and I did flirty stuff for a little while and then we got drunk and had *dirty-outside-quickie-sex*...he came around for dinner a couple of times and stayed over after that. I thought ....mmmmaybe.
THEEEEENNNNNN...his ex comes back to work (from maternity leave - his baby) and is positioned in my team and I am her supervisor. Fuck!
Ali then receives a txt message about how I am shitting myself about having to pee on a stick and calls me....she is her ever together self and talks me through....peestick shows negative and we decide its because my Mirena needs to be replaced and sore boobs etc are part of the deal. Phew!
See - I've not grown up and Ive collected way more baggage now...although its designer.
Plus, I still use Dash Dandy and Leather Creme on my interior.
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Please! Carry on!
Still awkward!
But at least it explains how come you knew Sally was back and we didn't.
I was beginning to worry that you and Ali were psychic sidekicks.
haha...I posted it on facebook Sundae, and I don't have you there. ;)
That's where Ducky and I have most of our 'chats' about stuff. Occasionally there's a 'crisis' and a phone call or text message is required though. :)
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Please! Carry on!
Yes , ex....but I have since found out she has 3 kids to 3 different Dads (and isnt with any of them) and he has kids to different women.
Not where I want to be!!
haha...I posted it on facebook Sundae, and I don't have you there. ;)
That's where Ducky and I have most of our 'chats' about stuff. Occasionally there's a 'crisis' and a phone call or text message is required though. :)
And getting the "fuck, Im going home to pee on a stick" txt message when diriving requires a phone call :)
You ARE living in Bogansville, aren't ya mate?
(Trans: Bogan = white trash (US) or Chav (UK).)
You ARE living in Bogansville, aren't ya mate?
(Trans: Bogan = white trash (US) or Chav (UK).)
I live in Toowoomba By The Sea :neutral:
lol...That's not how I'd describe the bay. lol
Don't feel too bad though. When we first moved in here, I was complaining to my new neighbour that the kids grow so fast and I have to buy them new clothes. She says, yeah I know what you mean. I have to get K a new 'going out' tracksuit soon. lol
I nearly spat wine all over her.
:::shudder::: tracksuits....with cuffed hems.....:::shudder:::
What, don't you want your kids to
reflect well on you?
haha...I wouldn't go that far, but seriously, I'd never even heard the term 'going out tracksuit' before I moved here. lol