Say Goodnight
So, you're off to bed. drop into this thread and say goodnight before you go. leave us with some words of wisdom.....or just a parting...COCK!......
it's only polite!
g'nite, cellar! tomorrow is another day!
good Saturday morning rather.
btw..You've got some really good threads going on lately.
Night all.
And g'night Jim Boy.
night, sundae! sleep well and dream of large women!
I had odd dreams (as ever)
I was back in my old flat and I had to sign to say I was going to my my debts. But because it was such a mess the only thing I could sign was a bowl of half eaten pasta. I had to sign around the edge of the bowl in sauce.
I've been sleeping at Leslie's these past few nights as we have a houseguest and a full house. Once, she was even there with me. Scheduling has been difficult ever since her ex-husband/alternative partner has become anxiety stricken and depressed, and she feels like she has to be nice to him. To his credit, he *is* trying to accept being an unwilling participant in polyamorous relationship.
Sigh.
Night again chickens.
Just watched some of Moulin Rouge, then realised I didn't want to be crying my eyes out on a worknight.
Sadly, I got to this song & remembered I don't just cry at the sad parts. I also cry because no-one loves me this much. Yup, the combination of music and self pity bring tears to the eyes quicker than a kick in the kidneys.
(audio only)
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I gotta say that I hated that movie - It was so bizarrely stupid and childish that even though "she" was in it, it was painful to watch.
Night, night chickpeas.
Laaaaaate for me!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
goodnight Sundae! * waves* sweet dreams!
That would explain why I'm so tired this morning!
Ridiculous.
nigh nigh cellartarians(yes? no? maybe?)
Goodnight Dwellars! Sleep well and don't have nightmares.
Ten past midnight and all's well.
G'night all.
Night you two, I won't be far behind you!
Goodnight babbas.
Do more write-y ,read-y things tomorrow, k?
Nite.
The new date dude just left here...just.left.here..like my house, with me in it and various items of furniture we could of had sex on.
Date 3 and gives me a peck on the lips goodnite. wtf is going on there?
I think he's gay, he doesnt even respond to my non subtle flirting...seriously. seriously!
Meh, nite :)
Why is it when we want sex, we're pigs, but when we aren't agressive about it, we're gay? I've been a pig all my life, and now am going to the "Snout" page to retire.
Sorry spudcon, I was only mildly pissie last nite.
This morning I respect his *respect* for me, but I still want him to be madly lusting after me :)
Stayed up a bit late tonight (had a very relaxed day)
So I thought I might as well resurrect this thread.
Hope to see some goodnights tomorrow, even if they'll make me feel soooooo envious that I'm up and at work while you're still kipping.
Clocks go back soon. So I'll have less of a head start on you. And be further behind the Aussies of course.
Good night, everyone! Hopefully I can fall asleep better today than the last few, ...7 days. :p A friend just lent me some money to pay for my credit card. Whew! Now, I just need to come up with the money to pay my friend back. :headshake Since it's my friend, I can sleep first then worry later. :p
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! :D
Bad night for me.
Mum was a bitch,
She may think the same about me.
We yelled at eachother.
Night, night chicks.
I don't really want to wake up (not suicidal, don't worry)
Just hate the idea this has to carry on.
That life has to carry on.
Thought I was dealing with it - but then Mum went off.
Anyway,
Nighty, nighty, night
Going kipski
Will have earplugs in by the time She is home.
Things will be better tomorrow, Sundae. Sleep now, and don't dream.
Pie's right. Just rest.
You're doing great...remember that, ok?
Umm, Pie, Shawnee, she's got earplugs in, remember? She can't hear you.
(d'uh)
it's 5:30 in the morning. Good night to you.
Well, night y'all. I guess I won't be getting up at 5:30. :headshake
Does anyone bide the cellar a good night anymore? Well, good nighty! :zzz:
I'm still going to be awake, reading a Torchwood book.
Bean flicking optional.
But the 'rents will be coming up to bed soon, so my Cellar night is done.
Thank you for having me.
Sleep is overrated.
NOOOOOOOOOO, IT-S NOT Exclamation mark
Keys on this keyboard don-t do what they say they-re going to.
And I bid you good night...
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It's midnight. Good night. Sleep tight.
Da Cellar neva sleeps. eva.
I say goodnight, tonight.
I am off to watch some Torchwood, tonight.
I am drunk tonight.
So sorry, so sorry.
Forgive me;
And all that.
Awww, but, Muuu-uuu-uum, I don't wanna go to bed. I'm not even tired.
night cellar, i'm pooped.
piss on you all. I'm for bed
wuss. just when i was ready to chat you give up like a little girl.
Night?!! Hell I work all night and sleep during the day! So technically I would say 'good morning'! Thank goodness in 2 more hours I will be able to shut my eyes and dream of....the cellar!! :thumb::zzz:
Sleep?? Oh, yeah. I think I read about it once...
Goodnight keyboard without wire
Goodnight candle without fire
Goodnight mouse
Goodnight new house
Goodnight cellar
Goodnight all dwellers
Shirley Jones at the height of her power, in "The Music Man" (1962)
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... Goodnight cellar
Goodnight all dwellers
Goodnight 14 foot snow drift.
Amazing how they just grow on you.
Good nighty!!! :violin: a little lulluby for ya...:D
mmmrfff, mrrrmrff......grmmmmm.......blergh.
guhnight
Night, night chickpeas.
Genuinely knackered after helping in the house and garden today.
And having the weirdest night of dreams EVAH last night, waking up every two hours covered in sweat (didn't qualify for Cellar Dreamin' as none of you's was in it)
Will try to include you tonight.
Watch this space.
Well, not this space. But the other one.
Last night's dream was tangled up in Keeping Up With The Kardashians and The Dresden Files (books not TV). I believe the kids call that a mash-up.
I'll go to bed tonight thinking Cellar, Cellar, Cellar.
If I don't report back please contact my parents and offer your condlences re their daughter going into the nuthatch.
Sleep I think I shall see you not, but it is a good night.
I'm not going to sleep right now, but am logging off.
Goodnight.
I hope I'll dream of you (all)
Sleepy now.
I bid you good day.
I SAID GOOD DAY!!
I'm not going to sleep right now, but am logging off.
Is that what ya call it?:D
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Ohhhhh...If I told you what went on last night, you'd call me a liar.
But I ain't.
:D
'night...
Goodnight Lorna Krueger, wherever you are!
Night my chickies.
Dizcat is waiting for me in my bedroom.
We won't snuggle til morning, but I get a lovely lie-in no matter how early he wakes me up.
Nothing to do tomorrow except chill and look for ideas for the Easter Fayre.
And that is not a chore.
Love and other indoor sports
cherrily berrily
Everything's OK,
Everything's alright,
My head is spinning
Cuz I'm kinda tight,
This buzz I've got,
It's just outta sight.
I bid you sweet dreams,
I've had a very Good Night.
Nightie nightie, sleepy tightie, don't let the bedbugs bitey-bitey!
Just shut up, and don't make me come up there!
STF or I will come up there and rip your throat out! Love ya...
Drunk you all!! I'm fuck.
Good night!!!!!! Damn nasal congestion is clogging my ears, and I'm starting to get a sinus headache. :thepain: I forgot about the pile of dishes in the sink so gotta take care of that before I can get ready for bed. :greenface Night y'all!! Stay warm and rest well everyone. Brrr....I'm cold.
Good night!!!!!! Damn nasal congestion is clogging my ears, and I'm starting to get a sinus headache. :thepain:
Welcome to my world.
Welcome to my world.
Mucinex doesn't work for you, Gravd? Doesn't work for me so I have to deal with it, but I've heard Mucinex is good.
just eat a scotch bonnet. you'll be clear then.
yeah i'm on the shit list right now but trust me....eat one of those and you WILL breath again. with a little pain. but you will breath.
scotch bonnet = fresh cayenne pepper.
My palette can handle cayenne pepper but my stomach can't anymore. :headshake
"Ladies and gentleman, Gravdigr has left the building."
Night Shawnee.
I'm going to bed in about an hour, you're going home.
We both have a cat and of course we're both amazing.
Just.... have (protected) sex for me if'n the opportunity comes up, right? :)
I won't say anything about the vanilla bean because that's just not the way I feel about you.
If'n I could, I would.
Nighty night, sweet thang. :)
Not sorry bout your fingers
Why, 'cause I've half gnawed them off? If I keep it up I'll look like present-day Venus de Milo.
You're more of an icon as you are!
Night, peeps.
And love and wishes to those who have family/ friends in New Zealand.
Hope they all came through safe & sound.
Night Dana - you'll be another year older when you get up. Let me see....Will you be turning 60 this year?
You're more of an icon as you are!
Night, peeps.
And love and wishes to those who have family/ friends in New Zealand.
Hope they all came through safe & sound.
Going to bed early? Isn't it only 9:30 there?
Goodnight Lorna Krueger, wherever you are!
I am Lorna Krueger. Saw your post and wondered if it was me?
[COLOR="Red"]Doone, please check your private messages. Link in the top right corner.[/COLOR]
I think it's her!
Night, I got shagged.
Fixed it for ya
Was it her?
Yep. It's her! Ain't that a kick in the pants?!
If she gives me the okay, I might post our first grade class picture with us circled or something. I spent two hours looking for the pic, couldn't find it. Checked my email, and
she has sent
me the pic I was looking for!!! This whole thing is just :eek:
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....:hugnkiss:
ETA: Gooooood night.
Night all.
But 'specially Dani.
One more sleep til I see you.
Which sounds hideously creepy & stalkerish, but is the standard way Reception children calculate events.
Damn, just realised it was Rachel's 7th today.
But it was Wet Lunch (pouring down, so they all stay in their classrooms) and as she's in class 2 I didn't see her. Shame. We've been counting down since about 20!
lol
So....been bobbing about London a few times now on these here research trips, but mostly I've stayed in outer areas (Richmond, Brentwood, a night in Chelsea). This time I'm at King's Cross. Right near the station. because I usually end up with a couple of hours between checkout and train, I've already explored the immediate surroundings of the station on previous trips, so I felt pretty comfortable with it when I got here.
I've been here since monday evening, and I have completely fallen in love with London. Always liked it. Now it's under my skin.
I just got really bad munchies. So popped out to McDonalds, through the hordes of revellers and travellers and other assorted peeps. It's midnight on a Friday and the place is totallly buzzing. As a smoker, I end up popping out several times an evening, and well into the night if i am awake. At no point, even after 3am have I been outside and seen stillness. It ain;t busy then, but sure isn't still.
What's brilliant though, is that I was just wearing my tracksuit and trainers and didn't feel out of place or conspicuous. On a friday night, when anywhere else, you'd look really out of place if you weren't dressed up, or trendily down, for partying. It's the only reason anybody would be out at that time. *
So...just wanted to share that little snippet. Am now off to bed. G'night.
* eta by anywhere else, I mean towns. And villages. Manchestuh is probably the same in some parts and the student areas of most cities will have that vibe on a Friday. But there's a strange intensity to that vibe around here. And yet also very relaxed. I honestly have never felt safer on a town or city street at night than I do here, and yet with a pleasantly edgy undercurrent.
I really am going to have to get to London sometime (encouraged by Dana's post)
Just finished 2 weeks of relative manicness-after 3 months of mostly extreme cruisiness, I was out of practice with being busy).
I caught the local, very much not recommended local bus to work today (mantra from all workmates, local and expat-is watch your bag, be careful, don't take that particular kind of bus) when I discovered that I only had 2000 Rupiah in my wallet (the equivalent of about 20 cents) and no nearby ATMS which would solve the problem for me. Then, after a relaxed couple of hours of testing, went to a handicrafts exhibition sale of amazing stuff from lengths of batik material to quilt covers and then a really good dinner at a 24 hour place which serves all the major cuisines (usually this kind of place doesn't do any kind of food well as they're trying to cover everything). Knackered now after getting up at 5 a.m. yesterday and working pretty much 9-9 (once again, out of practice) so off to bed. Night.
Hihihi....just did a search for this thread. I must be off to bed so I can wake up early to jog. UGH!! Good night, Dwellars! May your dreams be sweet. :D
Good night Tulip! 'Cept you know its technically morning already? ;)
Off to bedski - gotta get up early tomorrow.
Yes, because of the Royal Wedding, but only in a second hand way.
My Mum's friend's daughter is coming by at 09.30, which means I have to be up and dressed and breakfasted by then. Usually on a day off I get up at 09.30 and take the next half hour to get going. She's coming so early because she's off to a friend's house for the actual event.
Never mind - I have FOUR days off.
Night night my lovelies.
Off to bedski - gotta get up early tomorrow.
Yes, because of the Royal Wedding, but only in a second hand way.
My Mum's friend's daughter is coming by at 09.30, which means I have to be up and dressed and breakfasted by then. Usually on a day off I get up at 09.30 and take the next half hour to get going. She's coming so early because she's off to a friend's house for the actual event.
Never mind - I have FOUR days off.
Night night my lovelies.
hmm. we'll be getting up in less than 6 hours, apparently, but I ain't ready for bed yet.
As old Arkwright used to say, "It's been a funny old day."
- I am horribly plagued by coldsores, yet. And probably will be all week.
- I ate breakfast to the news a bitter terrorist wa sno longer an active threat.
- I made a Castle Cake which is edible, but could never be considered an object of desire.
- I watched the 2nd episode of the 6th series of Dr Who AGAIN and still am suspicious there were plot holes that Moffat made me forget.
- I took my precious cat to the vet for the first time in years (first time necessary, mind!) thinking he was going to die and to my relief only got a bill I have to work four months to pay off.
Oh, and talked to a lovely man from the New World. But that was the pleasant icing on a most peculiar cake.
Goodnight peoples
x
:zzz: (too tired to find the yawn smilie) Off to bed. Btw, the next I mention making crafts or cookies for my nephew's teachers or class, someone please spank me. :dead:
The pot fairy paid a visit this evening. So I am off to bedski with a fat bifta.
Night all:)
('Up tha dances' as my dad used to say, 'it's bed time'.)
hmm. political forum. interesting. But not enough for me to wait for an answer. Night.
Night night darlings.
Every night this week I've wanted to stay up as the 'rents are away.
But then every day I am waking up at the same time and going into work.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that my body wants the same rest time.
This is (approx) London calling
Signing out
Have flying dreams.
xxx
Stuff to do....good night.
Don't know why I'm feeling so weary tonight so off to bed for me! Night, y'all!!
Night, night my lovelies.
Off to snuggle Diz and read until my eyes close.
Probably not long as it's cooler tonight.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Today was good enough.
Tomorrow would be nice.
I just want to wake up.
Everything after that is cake.
9:30 and I'm off to bed. This whole getting up at 5:20 thing is bullshit. Yawning, unfocused, falling asleep in my chair bullshit. Goodnight everyone.
Good night, Clod! I should get ready for bed too. I've been waking up at 5AM. :nuts:
I've been waking at 4ish. fuckit. Tomorrow I have to be up an hour earlier than usual -maybe 5:45. What's the betting I oversleep? :lol:
I've been unable to fall asleep until 4:00am. I'm getting so sleep deprived I look like a raccoon.
S'posed to be staying up for Big Brother.
But I know I can read about it tomorrow.
Not the same, but no way I can make it until 23.00.
Lucian just went out. That's okay.
I don't mind any of the rest winning now, so I can safely have a wee and then maybe crash.
So night, night.
Well, its been another exciting 14 hour stint at the Bates. Maybe I can get my accounts to balance and leave here at 10:00pm (in my dreams). Nite all. Nite Norman.
10:10. i'm knackered. night!
It's 10:50, I should be in bed, I have to get up at 5am, latest. and I'm tired. And yet, I'm still sat here alternately working/farting about and drinking beer that I shouldn't.....
Thank you, thank you, thank you, fuck you and good night Olathe! :D
Well, I didn't accomplish a damn thing today except break my printer which I can't afford to replace. Plus, its raining. I'm going to bed with a good mystery novel and the cats.
I went to bed just before 1. 4 hours before I got up. Will I ever learn?
Ambivilant about tonight.
Wouldn't mind so much dying in my sleep.
First time in ages I've really thought that.
I suspect I will keep going.
Tiger to work with.
But worried about money (as ever)
Can I really afford my trip to Glasgow?
Can I survive the disappointment if I cancel?
Tonight is tricky.
No, Sundae.
No dying in your sleep.
Not tonight. Not any night.
We need you.
Here on earth.
I need you here
On earth.
Stay here.
We'll work it out.
Together.
A far cheerier goodnight tonight!
Night, night lovely Dwellars.
See you tomorrow.
Which is Christmas Lunch at school.
Nom nom nom.
Well, not really, as it's served lukewarm at best and I will get coated with half masticated food as children try to get my attention. But there are worse ways to spend your lunch break :)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck a bunch o' flowers
I'm sleepy.
Finally.
Goodnight my people.
Not going to bed right now, but signing off.
Last day at school tomorrow (for Christmas).
Finish at 13.00.
I'll miss it, but it's one step closer to Glasgae.
Night night, chickens.
Wish me lovely dreams.
I dreamed of the evil ex last night.
Serves me right for posting about him.
Sadly, he was at his most caring and loving in the dream, so I woke up disappointed.
I hope to dream of snips and snails and puppy dog's tails tonight.
Nine in the AM.
Goodnight.
It's early yet, but I have a sleepy cat on my lap and Mum wants to use the computer.
Off to read some of my new second hand books. One down five to go - a veritable feast.
NB - Diz will suddenly become Lively Cat once we are shut away together (Mia's shift starts at 20.00) and will make reading and drinking tea a hazardous experience.
Never mind. It's our little ritual.
Night night chickens.
The 'rents are coming to bed so I'm off to read in my room.
Dream of the one you love. Or me.
Bri's Birthday Eve.
Wish her many happy returns tomorrow, she only gets a birthday every four years!
And wish me a peaceful sleep with no Diz attacks.
I'd wish you the same but I can't afford his airfare so it's a moot subject.
Me again. Soz.
I go to bed before the majority of Dwellars so it's natural to say goodnight.
Off to bed to read.
Wish me a cooler day tomorrow. Muggy here today and they had the heating on. I sweated like a paedo in a creche.
Tonight I will sleep nekkid with the fan on just so I can wake up frozzed.
Sadly the shower and hairdryer will defrost me regardless. But I might have the memory of the chill to hold against my heart in the humid soup ahead.
OMG Sundae it's been flaming freezing here all day. I wish I'd known you were too hot you could have had some of my goose pimples!
Sent by thought transference
Night, night lovely people.
I need to find £65 by tomorrow, so I expect it will be a night filled with anxiety dreams.
But better to try to find peace in sleep than not.
10 months on!
Little has changed...
This is earlier than some previously because I am so sleepy-bo.
Divers alarums at 05.15 this morning.
05.00 tomorrow.
And no, the snooze button is not an option.
Eyes closing like Velux window blinds.
Laters peeps.
2 days in, I got 2 days to go
Good night. Sleepytime now. (ah, sleep, I remember it fondly.)
Off early again. Nighty, night.
This is late for me, but I dossed down this afternoon.
Great thing is, Diz looooooves the morning shifts.
Snuggles in with me when I go to bed and as far as I know doesn't shift until the alarm goes off. Then he stays under the duvet for some of my leftover warmth.
He knows I'll be home soon.
Unless the little salaud has been eating something he shouldn't.
Let's put it this way. catfood does not generally have large piece of purple shiny sparkle in it. And Diz does not usually run scat-cat around the house, ending up sneaking into my bed and soiling my pillows at 04.48 when my alarm is set for 05.00.
But what can you do? I would regret it if I killed him.
NB - just realised what it was!
Shiny, purple wrapping paper is going into the wardrobe tonight.
Sparkly cat shit on your pillows? OMG. You are far more tolerant than me
Slick would not get the second chance. The second time it would be angel-catshit.
With no regrets.
Whoa ... sparkly purple cat scat on your pillow. What a present to wake up to. :greenface
My cats would henceforth sleep alone if that happened to me.
OMG FYI for those that have a poop phobia, poop washes off easily with soap and water, you do it yourself when [if?] you take a bath/shower. Just saying...:eyebrow:
It's not the shit it's the malice. :mad:
Exactly. That present has meaning.
It's not a poop phobia. [COLOR="LightBlue"]Says the woman who bred Siamese/Balinese cats for a few years and cleaned more poop than anyone should ever encounter in a lifetime ... not to mention shovelling sh** in stables for years as a way to pay for lessons ... [/COLOR]
I'm sorry, even if you are Shania Twain I would kick you out of the bed for shitting on my pillow
Well said, Sarge!
Even if you are the most interesting man in the world ...
OMG FYI for those that have a poop phobia, poop washes off easily with soap and water, you do it yourself when [if?] you take a bath/shower. Just saying...:eyebrow:
From cotton underwear? Not that easily. You still gotta rub it a bit to get the undy clean. No, I did not soil myself. I had to clean my nephew's underwear a few times when he didn't wipe himself too well or couldn't get to the bathroom quick enough. :neutral:
I'm one up on you O along with countless dogs and bovines, I worked in nursing homes and I do occasionally do home health for invalid seniors. A male Chihuahua peed on my pillow that was probably the worst pillow accident but I never wanted to 86 [kill] them. ;)
Poop phobias are passed on and maybe rightly so that children do not eat feces but scaring them if they get it on them is probably not necessary. :3eye:
Dogs, bovines, check. Four children in and out of diapers (never forget the gastro disaster of 1992), check. A house full of norovirus-infected relatives at New Year's (1989) ... see you and raise you a houseful. :p:
Not to mention years spent doing exams that expose one to bad things unless proper precautions are taken.
Everyone needs to learn standard precautions/normal handwashing and hygiene, we agree on that. I don't think kids will stop messing in the dirt anytime soon, unless we forbid them the dirt ...
As long as I have my property in Pennsyltucky I'll continue to play in the dirt - but not touch my face. And I'll continue to wash my hands immediately upon coming back into the house. :)
Just to clarify, Diz gave himself stomach probs from eating my wrapping paper.
The piece with purple sparkle with it was in his tray. As have been subsequent scraps.
But he always goes cat-shit crazy when he's done one; that's what usually wakes me up, although that particular time of the morning is not his normal schedule.
He belts around the house and up and down the stairs a couple of times.
Then he came to me for comfort and to hide in the bed infused with my smell.
But he's never been very good at cleaning himself. Not a prob when he does a normal solid one. Different when it's a wrapping paper special. No sparkles outside the tray, or even poop, just skidmarks.
So his dirty protest ended up on my pillowcase, a cushion cover, his furry igloo cushion and my onesie. Which I discovered bit by bit. It's like having a child vom mostly in the toilet but slashing a bit around; you got the thing, you can't take it back for a refund now. Not after seven years.
See, now I'm pissed off. Again. WTF is with transposing stuff that makes you mad into a goddamn phobia?
I guess now I'm Cellarphobic.
Q: If one of your dogs eats one of your cows (or vice versa) which does that make you, dogophobic, or cowaphobic?
Is it a sparkly cow or the kind you trade for magic beans? Might make a difference.
Remind me, if I ever visit any dwellers ( besides Nirvana) not to shit anywhere except the potty.
Who knew you were all such delicate flowers?
Shit wipes off. You learn that when you have kids. But I still get upset when shit is someplace it's not supposed to be.
Many years ago one of my co-workers had diarrhea and spent most of her day in the john. When she got home and sat down, she realized the shit had run down her leg into her sock and was on her shoe. Now we knew what that horrid smell what was...
It's not a poop phobia.
@grav - see above. :D
No harm no foul.
@foot - if you're a bear, or the Pope, you can shit in the woods. All others must abide by the delicate flower rule.
I think you are all misconstruing my objection ; I objected to killing an animal if it pooped on you because SHIT WASHES OFF
The end :)
Oh no it's not the end
A bear asked a rabbit if it had a problem with shit sticking to its fur. The rabbit said 'No.' So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
The park ranger would have fainted except the government shut down kept the ranger at home.
The end.
Shit does wash off, but if my cat pooped on my pillow I'd take steps to ensure it didn't happen again. Not by killing the cat, but ... one could theoretically use the Hierarchy of (Industrial Hygiene) Controls:
a) Substitute a less toxic substance - not possible unless you have a robo-cat;
b) Change the process - see (a);
c) Engineering controls - isolate the process (put cat out of bedroom); machine guards (? put rails and a mosquito net around and over your bed so that cat doesn't have access?)
d) Administrative controls - lessen the amount of time you spend in bed;
e) Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) - a face mask to prevent rolling over and mashing cheek into poop on pillow? Other suggestions?
f) Prevention - an appropriately placed cork in the cat
g) Take poor baby to the vet. I will have to ask for credit card access which will not go down well, but let's put it this way, had to change bedding and wash onesie again last night. As well as duvet, as he managed to sit his poopy fur right on the part where it pokes out at the end of the duvet cover.
I ended up downstairs on the sofa under a spare duvet in the (correct belief) that if he didn't have me to come to for comfort he would go into his drawer and curl up there, thus containing badness until it dried.
Poor baby.
THE GHOST POO
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.
THE CLEAN POO
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but there's no poo on the toilet paper.
THE WET POO
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you dont ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
THE SECOND WAVE POO
This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees,and you suddenly realize you have to poo some more.
THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poo". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POO
No explanation necessary.
THE LINCOLN LOG POO
The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POO
The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POO" POO
The kind where you want to poo, but even after straining your guts out all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS POO
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
THE LIQUID POO
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD POO
A class all its own.
THE CROWD PLEASER
This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
THE MOOD ENHANCER
This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
THE RITUAL
This poo occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS POO
A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POO
This poo has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POO
This is any poo created in the presence of another person.
THE GROANER
A poo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE FLOATER
Characterized by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER
A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM POO
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POO
Now you see it, now you don't. This poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL
A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooing facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER
A long skinny poo which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE OLYMPIC POO
This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poo.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE POO
This poo may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POO
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poo.
PREMEDITATED POO
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
POOZOPHERENIA
Fear of pooing - can be fatal!
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POO
Also known as a "Still Going" poo.
THE NUCLEAR POO
It's a Kind A Poo That Happens when you eat the ghost chili. Combo of The Bombshell and the second wave. this poo will ruin your bathroom and clears the house. WARNING: it will hurt your ASS & Rip ya a new One!
THE POWER DUMP POO
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER POO
This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poo.)
THE SPINAL TAP POO
The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" POO
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poos. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
THE PORRIDGE POO
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two chooces: (a) flush and keep gong, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POO
When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POO
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POO
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.
Wasn't there one about a poo only making it half way out?
I had a No More Pumpkin Seed Shells Poo recently. Like the dorito one, but more needle and razor blade like.
I can't believe I forgot to mention that I posted that last from the bowl.
More water, LJ/JH. More water. That is all.
I have a whole Profanisaurus to refer to if you want a more comprehensive list.
But perheps a new thread might be better...?
Goodnight Tonchi, wherever you are.
@limegreenc
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=879931&postcount=184
you missed one, (and @sundae it's not in the Profannisaurus)
THE STANDY-UPPER POO
A poo, probably trained in civil engineering, that lays a foundation at the bottom of the pan and then builds vertically until it breaks the surface of the water and forms something like a skyscraper, dry and above the water.
Sometimes called THE ICEBERG POO for obvious reasons, but should not be confused with the HAZARD TO SHIPPING POO which is itself often called the FUCK ME, THAT BASTARD WILL SINK A SHIP JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, or occasionally THE APB POO or in extreme cases THE ESCALATING TO DEFCON-1 POO.
Even experienced marine biologists gave been known to class it as a GREAT BROWN SHARK though the only bit they got right was to get the hell out of its way.
Going to bed now.
By the time I settle in and settle down it'll be about 20.00.
By the time I sleep it'll be about 04.59.
I'm getting up at 05.00 for my first solo bakery shift.
My anxiety - which generally runs at a high seven I admit - is definitely at a Spinal Tap eleven. When I was being trained I still worried and fretted and then dreamed about bread all night before I started work.
I expect this to be a 14 hour shift - ten hours worrying and fretting and four hours actually at work.
Can it be that bad, really?
I refer you back to the previous sentence regarding anxiety. It is ridiculous, but it is real.
Goodnight.
I hope you sleep well.
I have confidence in you, Sundae.
An update for t
his list:
The Billy Mays Poo: But Wait! There's more! We're giving you a double order! When you poop so much, your belt can be tightened another notch. How could you possibly have been so full of shit?
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...off to Neverneverland...
9:30 on a Saturday night. i'm pooped. night. and get off my lawn
Good night, morning, wtf ever.
:zzz:
Well, I've done my damage for today. Don't want piss anybody off by just posting crap everywhere. After all, I've got interesting and more important things to do.
I was up almost an entire hour before I stepped in shit today, so, fuck it, back to bed and start over this afternoon. And then get drunk.
Fuck. I have to be up in less than 4 hours. Not a good choice, monster. Not a good choice.
shhhhhh...
don't wake the monster....
That's what I tell all the girls...
Good night, morning, wtf ever.
:zzz:
That. Again.
I so gotta go to bed. up in 4.5 hours but I worked 13 hours today and am not done winding down :(
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This last week of the year is always brutal. Last year we sold 83 cars in 5 days. We've done that in 4 this year. It's like 5 busy Saturdays. 20-25 cars a day. By 5pm, I'm tired. By 10, I'm getting silly. Work sleep work sleep work sleep. Party.
I went to pick up a prescription where if I see another customer at the drug counter it's unusual. Today I had to wait behind 7 people. The girl told me it's the end of the year and it's always nuts. People wait until after Christmas because they have other shit to do, but something about insurance, they want them before the 1st.
Yeah, deductibles start over again, health savings cash goes in the toilet--there are several reasons why you might want to get in before Jan. 1st.
YES. my deductible just fucking doubled. I'm not happy. My premium is $20 less, but now it's a $5000 deductible for tier 1 providers and $6000 for tier 2, where it was just straight $3000 the last 2 years. fuck health care
Yeah, the calendar year deductible is a huge deal. I contemplated getting a bunch of stuff done because I'm so close to meeting my deductible this year. But I just couldn't get around to scheduling anything.
Other than the $5 co-pay for visits, I think there's a step thing for drugs, but I never pay more than a couple bucks for any of the six prescriptions. The Insulin is about $30 or $35, and the needles are $13, if I remember. Oh, and testing supplies are a little more than the scrips.
That leaves me enough to by heroin on the street, and get those pre-pubescent girls in the schoolyard to do my bidding. OK, that was a lie, they're at least 16. :lol2:
YES. my deductible just fucking doubled. I'm not happy. My premium is $20 less, but now it's a $5000 deductible for tier 1 providers and $6000 for tier 2, where it was just straight $3000 the last 2 years. fuck health care
Heh... I just had an appointment with my eye doctor, and they did some slightly unusual stuff so he warned me that it was going to end up on my medical insurance rather than my vision. I said no big deal, our out-of-pocket is met so it doesn't matter to me one way or the other. He noted that must be nice, his family never hit theirs because it was super high, like $5000... and I said, yeah, so is ours. These days we hit it around August or September, but in our worst year we made it by early April.
Which means, in the grand scheme of things, I'm the one insurance is really for, and you guys are all helping to pay for my kids. Huzzah!
And by contrast, it's 8:50 new year's eve and I'm in bed. Nother 12 hour day today but i can sleep in til 6 tomorrow! Been a long time sunce i did t stay up til midnight, but NYE lost it's appeal for me when i had the stroke and now i have no desire to hurry time so fuckit, i'mm'a sleep :)
Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh...hic...at least two too many buckets.
Goodnight, sweetheart, it's time to go...
G'night folks. Work in the morning ...
Sent by thought transference
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Good morning). Okok - night. Good night all)
What that Rude fella said so nicely.
G'night.
Other than the $5 co-pay for visits, I think there's a step thing for drugs, but I never pay more than a couple bucks for any of the six prescriptions. The Insulin is about $30 or $35, and the needles are $13, if I remember. Oh, and testing supplies are a little more than the scrips.
That leaves me enough to by heroin on the street, and get those pre-pubescent girls in the schoolyard to do my bidding. OK, that was a lie, they're at least 16. [emoji38]2:
Wow a quote from Dec. 2015. Well I tried to pm, but it won't go so here it is. My father takes Glimepiride 2mg tablet once a day. His was a yo yo of sugar testing and insulin shots. I haven't had to give a shot in two years. Still have to test though, because it might go low and then it is time for a Butterfinger.
tarheel
Goodnight Gracie.:drunk:
What that handsome bastard said.
What that handsome bastard said.
I appreciate the thought,but only my mother thought I was handsome. A few girlfriends thought I looked better after I ate them into 12-13 orgasms. I prefer true blondes, but a brunette is really nice as I could see what I was eating. Brown haired or strawberry blondes are like looking at a gorilla with one pink eye.
I used to have a couple mottos as I didn't care for quickies....if one took his time then the women kept his cigarettes in the freezer and his beer in the refrigerator.
1. There are plenty of ugly women who have beautiful pussies.
2. There is no play without foreplay.
3. Lick it and stick it.
4. A long tongue is a weapon.
5. Never have sex while the tv is on.
6. Don't have a fan facing the bed.
7. There is no such thing as a 6" dildo.
8. Have some warm lube handy. Nothing worse than a cold squirt.
9. Spit is disgusting.
10. French kiss the woman after a meal. She loves the taste of her own pussy.
One more thought. If you get a cramp(old man) go in the kitchen and eat a tablespoon of yellow mustard and the cramp will disappear almost immediately within a minute.
A tablespoon of yellow mustard will wipe out heartburn, also.
Leg cramps? Eat a banana.
BTW, the handsome bastard is me. There Can Be Only One™!
apparently I have to go to work in 4.5 hours for 2 hours then go run a swim championship. Why is it so hard to go to bed on Sunday night? last night I went to bed at 10 and was up at 5am this morning. so why am I not tired now? I even went to the gym today, and haven't had caffeine for ...... long enough.....
all y'all should stop being so interesting. I blame you
:rolleyes:
apparently I have to go to work in 4.5 hours for 2 hours then go run a swim championship. Why is it so hard to go to bed on Sunday night? last night I went to bed at 10 and was up at 5am this morning. so why am I not tired now? I even went to the gym today, and haven't had caffeine for ...... long enough.....
all y'all should stop being so interesting. I blame you
:rolleyes:
Another Jesus. Ya going to run on water huh?
So long, Sammy.
See ya in Miami.
No idea.
I think I heard someone say that when I was a kid.
I wanna say Dean Martin or Bugs Bunny.
It was Bugs Bunny, in Bugs Bunny Rides Again.
Sayin' goodbye to Yosemite Sam. At 1:14.
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Buggsier bigger.
Good night, Irene.
I'll see you in my dreams.
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Doo doo doo d'doo...Good night, sweetheart...
It's an early one for me. Good night!
Sent by magick
Coming up to 2245 here, so it's goodnight from me.
Will no doubt be wide awake at about 0230...... YET AGAIN!
Coming up to 2245 here, so it's goodnight from me.
Will no doubt be wide awake at about 0230...... YET AGAIN!
Why, do you have a newborn in the house? :lol: I'm sorry it's no fun, I know.
Why, do you have a newborn in the house? :lol: I'm sorry it's no fun, I know.
:):):)
Without a word of a lie, I woke up at 0228!
We shall have to lullaby you ...
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We shall have to lullaby you ...
It didn't work. :rolleyes:
At 0252 I have now developed an aversion to bright yellow.
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what time do you go to bed, C? Do you wake to pee or some other body-clock alarm, or just because you're done sleeping?
I'm guessing from your comments you don't get back to sleep?
what time do you go to bed, C? Do you wake to pee or some other body-clock alarm, or just because you're done sleeping?
I'm guessing from your comments you don't get back to sleep?
I go to bed no later than 2200 but usually listen to the radio for an hour or so.
I wake up at various times in the still watches of the night but for the past few weeks it has been 0230 or thereabouts.
As you suggest, I think I'm just done sleeping.
I tend to be awake for a couple of hours and the whole thing is a bit of a bore.
A trip to the loo breaks the monotony. Even if I don't need to go. :)
It sleepy time now. Maybe.
I hope.
That period of mid-sleep wakefulness is hardwired into humans.
It was/is an important way to keep fires going as well as engage is social and other intercourse.
If there are no fires or others, use to time to relax and think (not worry) things over.
I like to imbibe as much as anyone, but this is not the time.
If there are no fires or others, use to time to relax and think (not worry) things over.
The day before you were worrying about the crop is ready to harvest, you can't find help, and there's a big storm coming.
How in hell can you wake up in the middle of the night and not worry?
Sleep? I haven't had a good night's sleep since the day the old Queen died. (Gawd bless 'er!).
I wake up about 0230 and normally remain awake for at least two hours.
It's got nothing to do with worrying about sheep stealers, cattle thieves or the fire going out.
Heaven knows what's behind it but the whole thing is a right royal pain in the arse.
And furthermore, why does the spell checker put a red line under 'arse'?
See? I told you it makes me annoyed.
Use that time to explore your sexuality. ;)
Use that time to explore your sexuality. ;)
I'm too tired. :)
Perfect, smoke a bowl and go back to sleep.:joint:
Looks like I saw my last trick-or-treater about 20 minutes ago; so, good night Halloween.
Bought candy, and no trick or treaters.
I've lived here 40 years and had one T-or-Ter about 35 years ago. I guess she warned her friends.
Bought candy, and no trick or treaters.
WIN!!!
Unopened sack of Snickers awaiting decimation.
We don't get trick or treaters down here.
This is possibly due to several of the residents being far more frightening than anything the kids could dream up. :eek:
WIN!!!
Unopened sack of Snickers awaiting decimation.
I don't need Snickers, or 3 Musketeers.
See, I need peanut butter Snickers.
I just yawned.
C'mon pills.
Goodnight, Cellar.
Maybe.
It's 2330, I'm knackered and have an early start tomorrow for the weekly grocery run.
I bid you goodnight.
I'm going to bed myself. Not because I'm stupid enough to think I might sleep, but because I've had all of this day I can take.
It's after my bedtime. Goodnite Y'all.