I beat my wife.

Flint • May 30, 2008 9:19 am
In a dick-sucking contest.

Chuck Norris was the judge.

There were no survivors.
Cloud • May 30, 2008 9:58 am
always nice to learn a new skill. Too bad you can't enjoy it. Being dead and all.

the voice from beyond the grave!
SteveDallas • May 30, 2008 10:12 am
Shouldn't this be in the "things you're good at" thread?
lumberjim • May 30, 2008 12:31 pm
Flint;458085 wrote:
In a dick-sucking contest.

Chuck Norris was the judge.

There were no survivors.


So wait, chuck was Judge....like you both sucked on chuck? and you won? ok.
Cloud • May 30, 2008 12:37 pm
yep. that's what he said. He also said he's dead. Overcome from the experience, I guess.
TheMercenary • May 30, 2008 12:43 pm
:eek:
lumberjim • May 30, 2008 1:02 pm
yabbut.... Chuck's goo has the property to bring the dead back to life.
TheMercenary • May 30, 2008 1:07 pm
Arnold the Govenator would kick Chuck's ass with one leg and arm tied behind his back. [COLOR="Red"]KAPOWEEEEEE![/COLOR]
lumberjim • May 30, 2008 1:13 pm
but chuck would call on the Lord to smite him.
TheMercenary • May 30, 2008 1:18 pm
he is Lord resistant. he would deflect the smite on those around him. he is teflon coated smite resistant.
Cloud • May 30, 2008 1:35 pm
you know, I bet ol' Chuck has a small weenie.

Big balls, but a small weenie.

Care to verify that, Flint?
barefoot serpent • May 30, 2008 3:14 pm
I eat my wife.

she seems to like it

and I'm too lazy to make a clone thread.