Overweight? Unhappy?

Trilby • May 19, 2008 5:07 pm
I have a great marketing idea.

Nausea pills!!!

If we feed nausea-inducing pills to the fat public three times a day they will lose weight, sign testamonials and send big checks!~!

why haven't I thought of this evil plan before?

oh, PS. Chemo and radiation combo makes me nauseaous. I've lost weight. I think this is one small step for me, one big leap for the overweight (like me)


:)
SteveDallas • May 19, 2008 5:53 pm
Brianna;455038 wrote:
Why haven't I thought of this evil plan before?

I thought the producers of reality TV beat you to this.
Flint • May 20, 2008 12:13 am
Brianna just invented Clockwork Orange.
Radar • May 20, 2008 2:30 am
Make them orange flavored!!!
Sundae • May 20, 2008 3:59 am
Actually there are many diet pills that do just that.
But if you're like me, nausea makes you so desperately unhappy that you'd do anything to make it stop.

Sorry to hear you're suffering from it.
The weight loss is a minor consolation.
Trilby • May 20, 2008 7:34 am
thanks, Sundae, you are so sweet. This is only minor nausea, though, so you can rough it out but thinking of food just makes you wanna hurl.

I like the orange flavored idea...
spudcon • May 20, 2008 8:31 am
Starting next year, you won't need any nausea pills here in the States. Between the TV conversion, and whichever of the 3 Stooges gets elected, we'll all be nauseated, 24/7. It's the government's evil plan to stop American obesity.
Kingswood • May 22, 2008 10:05 pm
Oh, great. Someone else who is exploring the dubious delights of bulimia as a weight-control technique.

Just don't go there, okay? Vomit makes your breath smell bad, and if you have bad breath your best friends won't tell you even if your breath is bad enough to wilt the pot plants.
BrianR • May 22, 2008 11:29 pm
What if we're underweight? And not happy about it?
Kingswood • May 26, 2008 2:16 am
BrianR;456241 wrote:
What if we're underweight? And not happy about it?

I suggest weight training and plenty of good, nutritious food.
Trilby • May 26, 2008 7:51 am
Kingswood;456227 wrote:
Oh, great. Someone else who is exploring the dubious delights of bulimia as a weight-control technique.

Just don't go there, okay? Vomit makes your breath smell bad, and if you have bad breath your best friends won't tell you even if your breath is bad enough to wilt the pot plants.


Who said vomiting? I said Nausea. Not bulimia. get over your damn self.
BrianR • May 26, 2008 11:14 am
Kingswood;456933 wrote:
I suggest weight training and plenty of good, nutritious food.


Unable due to lifestyle issues.

My doctor said to put on some weight or he'd tie me to a hospital bed and do it for me.
xoxoxoBruce • May 26, 2008 12:11 pm
Have you tried a butt plug? I mean for plugging, not for fun.;)
BrianR • May 26, 2008 5:50 pm
uh, no.