Future Politician

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He's on his way.

More.

Out-friggin-standing

*Stands and applauds*

Wow. Well at least he thinks big I guess.
And he has a politician's usual regard for consequences when the bill comes to be paid (present company excepted of course!)

When I was thirteen, the most I could have managed on a spending spree was about £30. And that would have been in Boots (large pharmacy chain selling cosmetics and beauty products). I mean you can only carry so much glitter body spray and pastel lipstick.