If you were Gay.....

lumberjim • May 10, 2008 11:34 pm
sorry Sheldon, and other rainbow warriors.....


If you were gay, and had to pick a dwellar or celebrity to be gay with.......


who?


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classicman • May 10, 2008 11:38 pm
What??? no pole, I mean poll...
lumberjim • May 10, 2008 11:41 pm
lol


i always offend someone by leaving them out....I learn
classicman • May 10, 2008 11:43 pm
\o/
Elspode • May 10, 2008 11:45 pm
If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.
Cloud • May 10, 2008 11:45 pm
who says I'm not?
lumberjim • May 10, 2008 11:51 pm
Elspode;452702 wrote:
If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.


david lee roth wrote:
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I wish I was you, so I could make love to ME.
Dingleschmutz • May 10, 2008 11:58 pm
If I were gay, I'd be a lesbian... So I'll go with Jessica Alba.
elSicomoro • May 11, 2008 12:08 am
I'm already a lesbian, so that makes me...straight now?
Ibby • May 11, 2008 3:38 am
Alex effing McKee.

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Mmmm, I love him.
He'd be the one, if I were g... wait a sec...
Sundae • May 11, 2008 6:26 am
Just laughing a little at the hair.
I wonder does he ever come in complaining that the wind has messed up his 'do?

If I was a gay there are too many Cellar ladies I'd be hot for, so I'm not even going to list them.
Jessica Stephenson celebrity wise.
DanaC • May 11, 2008 6:31 am
Since we're supposed to choose dwellars.....I'd have to take a bus to Hebden with me old mucker Sundae Girl :)
Trilby • May 11, 2008 9:32 am
me,too. Sundae.
Cloud • May 11, 2008 11:04 am
geez, Ibram--we get the point!

I would not pick skinny girls. I like 'em rounded and fuckable.
Cicero • May 11, 2008 11:34 am
Too many cellar ladies to choose from!!! Oh yea, I'm gay for case. :)
That 's uuuh one pretty boy you have there Ibby...maybe even too pretty for me ...
Urbane Guerrilla • May 11, 2008 5:22 pm
Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...)
BrianR • May 11, 2008 7:52 pm
Androgeny gives me the willies...
Giant Salamander • May 11, 2008 7:58 pm
Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.

Also, dito to BrianR.
monster • May 12, 2008 9:40 am
I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too....
Sheldonrs • May 12, 2008 9:58 am
What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here? ;)

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.
Trilby • May 12, 2008 10:03 am
Sheldonrs;452937 wrote:
As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.


Oh, who hasn't fucked Matt Damon?
SteveDallas • May 12, 2008 10:05 am
Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?
monster • May 12, 2008 10:10 am
yeah, a nice Jewish girl.




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Sheldonrs • May 12, 2008 11:07 am
SteveDallas;452941 wrote:
Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?


In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

Monster:

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)
SteveDallas • May 12, 2008 11:09 am
Sheldonrs;452952 wrote:
In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.


No, I meant. . . . oh, nevermind. :cool:
Cicero • May 12, 2008 7:45 pm
:lol:
Monster!! [COLOR="White"]or is it Ibby's mom?[/COLOR]
kerosene • May 12, 2008 9:57 pm
Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?
Iggy • May 13, 2008 12:40 am
Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like! ;)

We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites.
BrianR • May 13, 2008 5:08 pm
If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be!

Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough.

Brian
Dingleschmutz • May 13, 2008 10:48 pm
Sheldonrs;452952 wrote:
It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)


I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.
DucksNuts • May 13, 2008 11:10 pm
Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore and Pink...possibly all at once
DucksNuts • May 13, 2008 11:11 pm
Dingleschmutz;453412 wrote:
I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...


Sooo, you like the brown?
Dingleschmutz • May 14, 2008 1:07 am
DucksNuts;453419 wrote:
Sooo, you like the brown?


Oh fuck me, yes...

Off the top of my (drunk as shit) head...

Jessica Alba...
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley
Ellen Page
That French bitch from Braveheart...
Shawnee123 • May 14, 2008 9:12 am
If I were the gay?

Uma Thurman
Lara Logan
Charlize Theron
Maria Sharapova

What's with all the blonds? Interesting!
Sheldonrs • May 15, 2008 11:17 am
Dingleschmutz;453412 wrote:
...But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.


And they say true romance is dead. :lovers: :sheep:
Trilby • May 15, 2008 11:36 am
sheldon--you are destroying America.



;)
BigV • May 15, 2008 12:14 pm
If you were gay...

You might want to be in California. In about an hour.

California high court set to rule on same-sex marriage case

From Bill Mears, CNN Senior Producer

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A ruling on whether California should legalize same-sex marriage is expected Thursday from the state's Supreme Court.
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California's Supreme Court is expected to rule Thursday on whether to legalize same-sex marriage.

The decision will be announced about 10 a.m. (1 p.m. ET), according to the court's Web site.
BigV • May 15, 2008 1:46 pm
Update

California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
California's Supreme Court today struck down the state's statutory ban on same-sex marriage, finding the state's constitution "properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples."

In a 4-3 ruling, the majority - with a 121-page opinion authored by Chief Justice Ronald George, joined by associate justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno - found the fact that California law assigns a different name for the official family relationship of same-sex couples compared with the name for the official family relationship of opposite-sex couples "raises constitutional concerns not only under the state constitutional right to marry, but also under the state constitutional equal protection clause."

"(T)he differential treatment at issue impinges upon a same-sex couple's fundamental interest in having their family relationship accorded the same respect and dignity enjoyed by an opposite-sex couple," George wrote.


Wow.

Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.
Sheldonrs • May 16, 2008 2:45 pm
Brianna;453892 wrote:
sheldon--you are destroying America.



;)


One BJ at a time. ;)
Sheldonrs • May 16, 2008 2:46 pm
BigV;453966 wrote:
Update
California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
Wow.
Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.


I don't think anyone on the supreme court wants to marry eachother, gay or straight. lol!!!