If you were Gay.....
sorry Sheldon, and other rainbow warriors.....
If you were gay, and had to pick a dwellar or celebrity to be gay with.......
who?
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What??? no pole, I mean poll...
lol
i always offend someone by leaving them out....I learn
If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.
If I was gay, I would *so* want to do me.
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I wish I was you, so I could make love to ME.
If I were gay, I'd be a lesbian... So I'll go with Jessica Alba.
I'm already a lesbian, so that makes me...straight now?
Just laughing a little at the hair.
I wonder does he ever come in complaining that the wind has messed up his 'do?
If I was a gay there are too many Cellar ladies I'd be hot for, so I'm not even going to list them.
Jessica Stephenson celebrity wise.
Since we're supposed to choose dwellars.....I'd have to take a bus to Hebden with me old mucker Sundae Girl :)
geez, Ibram--we get the point!
I would not pick skinny girls. I like 'em rounded and fuckable.
Too many cellar ladies to choose from!!! Oh yea, I'm gay for case. :)
That 's uuuh one pretty boy you have there Ibby...maybe even too pretty for me ...
Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...)
Androgeny gives me the willies...
Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.
Also, dito to BrianR.
I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too....
What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here? ;)
As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.
As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.
Oh, who
hasn't fucked Matt Damon?
Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?
yeah, a nice Jewish girl.
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Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?
In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.
Monster:
It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)
In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.
No, I meant. . . . oh, nevermind. :cool:
:lol:
Monster!! [COLOR="White"]or is it Ibby's mom?[/COLOR]
Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?
Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like! ;)
We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites.
If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be!
Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough.
Brian
It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)
I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...
But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.
Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore and Pink...possibly all at once
I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...
Sooo, you like the brown?
Sooo, you like the brown?
Oh fuck me, yes...
Off the top of my (drunk as shit) head...
Jessica Alba...
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley
Ellen Page
That French bitch from Braveheart...
If I were the gay?
Uma Thurman
Lara Logan
Charlize Theron
Maria Sharapova
What's with all the blonds? Interesting!
...But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.
And they say true romance is dead. :lovers: :sheep:
sheldon--you are destroying America.
;)
If you were gay...
You might want to be in
California. In about an hour.
California high court set to rule on same-sex marriage case
From Bill Mears, CNN Senior Producer
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A ruling on whether California should legalize same-sex marriage is expected Thursday from the state's Supreme Court.
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California's Supreme Court is expected to rule Thursday on whether to legalize same-sex marriage.
The decision will be announced about 10 a.m. (1 p.m. ET), according to the court's Web site.
Update
California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
California's Supreme Court today struck down the state's statutory ban on same-sex marriage, finding the state's constitution "properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples."
In a 4-3 ruling, the majority - with a 121-page opinion authored by Chief Justice Ronald George, joined by associate justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno - found the fact that California law assigns a different name for the official family relationship of same-sex couples compared with the name for the official family relationship of opposite-sex couples "raises constitutional concerns not only under the state constitutional right to marry, but also under the state constitutional equal protection clause."
"(T)he differential treatment at issue impinges upon a same-sex couple's fundamental interest in having their family relationship accorded the same respect and dignity enjoyed by an opposite-sex couple," George wrote.
Wow.
Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.
sheldon--you are destroying America.
;)
One BJ at a time. ;)
Update
California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
Wow.
Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.
I don't think anyone on the supreme court wants to marry eachother, gay or straight. lol!!!