Which would you notice first when encountering a topless Misha Barton...

SteveBsjb • May 8, 2008 1:46 pm
Boobs or cellulite?

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=564088&in_p
Sheldonrs • May 8, 2008 1:52 pm
SteveBsjb;452019 wrote:
Boobs or cellulite?

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=564088&in_p


I would notice the guy she was with. :D
Elspode • May 8, 2008 1:53 pm
I'd be happy to rub that cellulite out for Mischa.
Dingleschmutz • May 8, 2008 1:54 pm
I suddenly have a hankerin' for cottage cheese...
Sheldonrs • May 8, 2008 1:55 pm
Elspode;452022 wrote:
I'd be happy to rub that cellulite out for Mischa.


I'm sure you've rubbed one out for her before. lol!!!
monster • May 9, 2008 8:57 am
I have no idea who she is, but I don't think that butt belongs to that torso.

Shop!
Shawnee123 • May 9, 2008 9:20 am
I thought the same thing, monster. Shop! The woman is in good shape...though cellulite can occur in in-shape people, I don't think to that extent.
Sundae • May 9, 2008 11:46 am
I dunno - after claiming to be naturally thin on the OC - then putting on enough weight to look healthy again when she finished - I'd be willing to be suspicious of her body.

However I admit to being far more suspicious of The Mail on Sunday.
The angle of light looks right however, and would highlight anything there was to show.
Aliantha • May 9, 2008 7:57 pm
I just think she has a beautiful face and I'd kill for her hair.

Who cares if she's got cellulite?
euphoriatheory • May 9, 2008 9:42 pm
Honestly, I imagine I'd notice her boobs first. I gotta say, I look at the face first, and then "scroll down." But I'm a girl, so I don't count, really.
busterb • May 10, 2008 12:16 am
Now that I've a look, who is she? And why should I give a ~!@#$???
lumberjim • May 10, 2008 1:09 am
Aliantha;452446 wrote:
I just think she has a beautiful face and I'd kill for her hair.

Who cares if she's got cellulite?

i do

those look like old lady legs.....i agree with monstah....my first thought was 'shopped'. maybe she had just been sitting in gravel?
Sundae • May 10, 2008 7:33 am
lumberjim;452488 wrote:
maybe she had just been sitting in gravel?

Ding ding ding ding!
I think we have a winner.
Looks like her sunbed is covered with a towel.
Even my perfect skin - ahem - would be affected by that.
SteveBsjb • May 10, 2008 8:00 am
euphoriatheory;452460 wrote:
Honestly, I imagine I'd notice her boobs first. I gotta say, I look at the face first, and then "scroll down." But I'm a girl, so I don't count, really.


Thanks for answering the actual question! And I know girls check out other girls for various reasons; so you count! ;)
DucksNuts • May 10, 2008 8:02 am
She's been photographed with hail damage before, I'd say she has it to some degree and they just *enhanced it*.

Some people are blessed with lack of hail damage and others it doesnt matter how fit or thin you are....you have it.

One of the body builder chicks at my gym....hasnt an ounce of fat on her anywhere....but she still has cellulite on her butt cheeks and upper thighs.
Sundae • May 10, 2008 8:04 am
Oops, sorry. I didn't realise that this was teh serious thread.

Like Ali, I'd see her face and hair first.
Then her (usually gorgeous) clothes.
Then her shoes.
Then probably do a quick-flick upwards, which would take in bosoms.

On the off-chance that she was in the same pose as the photo I would be looking at her butt, but I doubt the towel-induced "cellulite" would register.
SteveBsjb • May 10, 2008 8:12 am
Well thank you too SG!

::: checks box on survey sheet :::
Stress Puppy • May 10, 2008 5:34 pm
I noticed the cellulite, because she's covering her boobs.

Then I wondered who she was.
xoxoxoBruce • May 11, 2008 1:09 am
She's blessed with multiple dimples.
toranokaze • May 12, 2008 12:56 am
Face, boobs, cellulite.
SteveBsjb • May 12, 2008 11:43 am
toranokaze;452910 wrote:
Face, boobs, cellulite.


Same here.
Aliantha • May 12, 2008 6:47 pm
lumberjim;452488 wrote:
i do

those look like old lady legs.....


But why do you care? What does it matter to you if she's got cellulite or not?