May 6, 2008: China Sub Base

Someone, other than the US Government, has been following the construction of this underground Chinese Nuclear Submarine base, on the island of Hainan.
They have done this with Quickbird Satellite images, commercially available from DigitalGlobe.

you're gonna bring the chinese down on us bruce! wtf! they're gonna activate the mind control chips in all of the little trinkets we have in our junk drawers and center consoles! oh...man....

What do you mean we, walmart shopper? :p

...but they have such good prices...and they're open 24 hours...and they're 3 minutes away.....

But the feel so substantial.. And heavy. Like lead.

This news is a bit worrisome. I wish I could pinpoint my exact reason for feeling so.

I keep wondering who's watching the Chinese Navy Base, besides our government... and why?

They've got an underground sub base? Wait until James Bond finds out about this. Their asses are *so* kicked.

Elspode;451634 wrote:

They've got an underground sub base? Wait until James Bond finds out about this. Their asses are *so* kicked.

...but only if one of their research scientists is an attractive, single woman who is starting to have second thoughts about her patriotism.

..but only if one of their research scientists is an attractive, HORNY single woman who is starting to have second thoughts about her patriotism.

Actually, it will start out that she sleeps with him in order to gain his trust so he won't know she's an officer of the Chinese Army, but his tremendous spy wang will convert her to the cause of Right on waves of multiple orgasms.

Els, I think you should consider writing bodice rippers.

Remember who gave you the tip when you're rich and famous.

We'll have a line of Cellar women waiting to help him with ...Research.

Reminds me of the Russian underground tunnels for subs on the Black Sea.

Reminds me of the game Battleship.

America has always had a secret sub base cut into the bedrock beneath Manhattan. China is only doing what others have already done.

One sub based there was the USS Clam Chowder.

Oh, stop it. :lol2:

Elspode;451674 wrote:

... he won't know she's an officer of the Chinese Army, but his tremendous spy wang will convert her ...

No, no, no! You've got it all messed up. The spy's name is Bond. Wang is probably the name of the Chinese officer.

LMAO @ "bodice rippers"!!:lol2:

Chinese people is very friendly, i lived in China two years

In fact you're posting from there now.

Two-year-olds have amazing computer skills these days.

Ah shoot.
And I thought it was synchronicity that I was saying Hello to Mr Sun in the sky, and Hello to Mr Sun in the Cellar.
I feel violated now.

Clodfobble;452620 wrote:

Two-year-olds have amazing computer skills these days.

19. ;)