My Very Own Personal Jesus

Trilby • Apr 26, 2008 5:01 pm
I have one.


















what?

I do.
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 5:06 pm
you call this a messageboard?

I've coughed upmore intelligent things...
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 5:07 pm
you guys call yourselves trolls?

LULZ
lumberjim • Apr 26, 2008 5:08 pm
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VKD • Apr 26, 2008 5:11 pm
no edit functions, no sigs, no avs....

abysmal

:headshake
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 5:49 pm
I still can't start my own thread. what gives? :mad:
Sundae • Apr 26, 2008 5:54 pm
I had one.
He bled all over my nicest bedding.
I had to ask him to leave.

Shame. I liked what he did with the water into wine.
busterb • Apr 26, 2008 6:04 pm
It'll surprise the hell out of me if vkd is still around tomorrow.
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 6:07 pm
busterb;448653 wrote:
It'll surprise the hell out of me if vkd is still around tomorrow.


is that a threat?

that's not a very nice welcome...
regular.joe • Apr 26, 2008 6:58 pm
I'll give you a nice welcome. Fuck you, this is not your home. You don't like it? Don't go away pissed off, just go the fuck away. I'm in a pissed off mood to begin with, and I really don't like your tone of type. Go cough up your intelligent full of yourself bullshit somewhere else then, and leave the members of this board the fuck alone.

Oh, Richard Cranium, have a nice day.
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 7:17 pm
regular.joe;448663 wrote:
I'll give you a nice welcome. Fuck you, this is not your home. You don't like it? Don't go away pissed off, just go the fuck away. I'm in a pissed off mood to begin with, and I really don't like your tone of type. Go cough up your intelligent full of yourself bullshit somewhere else then, and leave the members of this board the fuck alone.

Oh, Richard Cranium, have a nice day.


looks like I hit a nerve huh, tinypenisheadman?

:::laughing::: :D

you'll be eaten alive at Troll Kingdom, numbnuts - so I'd advise you to back off now.....
Sundae • Apr 26, 2008 7:22 pm
Buster, Joe - just leave it.
It's the same as a Viagra or fake Rolex advert.
Trilby • Apr 26, 2008 7:23 pm
let's ignore VD. He'll get bored and go away. If you respond, he only gets happy---now: set phasers on IGNORE.
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 7:32 pm
Brianna;448667 wrote:
let's ignore VD. He'll get bored and go away. If you respond, he only gets happy---now: set phasers on IGNORE.


hey, I came here with the best of intentions, and all I get is this hostility :mad:

somebody recommended I check this board out, but what I find is a pale imitation of the real deal - ie. TK

sorry if that offends you all - perhaps grow thicker skins?

:::choking with laughter:::
Sundae • Apr 26, 2008 7:35 pm
Did your Jebus rise out of the waters and did you high five him?
jinx • Apr 26, 2008 7:37 pm
Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works.
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 7:49 pm
jinx;448674 wrote:
Good idea Bri. Shame his site must suck so bad he's having to whore himself out like a cheap viagra salesman. I don't think that ever works.


yeah, TK sucks so much you don't dare even post there.

I think I've seen enough. Have fun here, Basement Dwellers!

:D
jinx • Apr 26, 2008 7:53 pm
Ok, I won't. In fact I won't even go there.

Ta!
VKD • Apr 26, 2008 7:55 pm
you wouldn't be accepted anyway, NOOB.
SteveDallas • Apr 26, 2008 9:54 pm
TK?
lumberjim • Apr 26, 2008 10:01 pm
banned him already?
Elspode • Apr 26, 2008 10:33 pm
I had my own personal Jesus once, but the sticky stuff that kept his plastic ass on the dashboard dried out and he fell under the seats.
Cloud • Apr 26, 2008 11:06 pm
me too: (warning! not safe for homophobes): http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/archive/41/personaljesus.html
skysidhe • Apr 26, 2008 11:45 pm
This morning as i was reading the main page skimming over post subjects I thought this read,
'My own personal Jeans'


*lopsided grin*
Undertoad • Apr 27, 2008 9:34 am
ye olde Cellar rules which you check off when you register

But basically, if you are a troll, attention whore, moron, spammer, single-issue hammer, or otherwise want to hurt or "test" this community, you WILL be removed and banned.
What we promise we must deliver.

I have a particularly low threshold for self-proclaimed trolls. It's like a joke that's not funny anymore.
Trilby • Apr 27, 2008 10:09 am
and I thank you, UT. I thank you.
Happy Monkey • Apr 27, 2008 9:46 pm
Brianna;448630 wrote:
My Very Own Personal Jesus

I have one.
Careful with that.
SteveDallas • Apr 27, 2008 10:23 pm
Brianna;448630 wrote:
I have one.

Wait, you're not talking about the Jesus sex toys are you?
Mad Professor • Apr 28, 2008 3:40 am
I heard a comedian say once that believing in Jesus was like having an imaginary friend.
Trilby • Apr 28, 2008 7:20 am
Jesus was a real person...he wasn't imaginary. :eyebrow:
Mad Professor • Apr 28, 2008 11:14 am
Brianna;449033 wrote:
Jesus was a real person...he wasn't imaginary. :eyebrow:


yeah but believing that he's still alive and your best buddy...
skysidhe • Apr 28, 2008 12:04 pm
What DOES a personal Jesus DO?
Trilby • Apr 28, 2008 1:12 pm
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone whos there

Feeling unknown
And youre all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know Im a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus...
skysidhe • Apr 28, 2008 6:23 pm
Then maybe I don't have one of those.

I usually just light a candle and feel thankful to nothing in particular. God dosn't seem to be swayed either way.

I believe in god only because I want to believe in heaven but a personal one to care about little ole me? nah
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