Go Google Search Yourself!

Cicero • Apr 15, 2008 1:39 pm
Bored?


1 Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

2 Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

3 Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

4 Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

5 Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

6 Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

7 Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

8 Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

9 Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:


I got some pretty funny ones, and some that were suspiciously accurate! lol!
:D
lookout123 • Apr 15, 2008 1:53 pm
I have one of the most common names in america, so that stuff never really works for me.
Cicero • Apr 15, 2008 2:07 pm
It isn't meant to be accurate, some of the responses are just funny.

For instance, say your name is Dave (common). I plug in "Dave needs".
First hit: Dave needs a hug.lol!!


Let's try Jinx now: "Jinx Needs"

First hit: Jinx needs a change of luck.


I apologize, I get bored when I'm not working...The more common the name, the better, I say!

:D

Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...
binky • Apr 15, 2008 2:42 pm
2nd hit "binky needs a hip replacement" :shock:
Cicero • Apr 15, 2008 3:06 pm
binky;446046 wrote:
2nd hit "binky needs a hip replacement" :shock:


Think that's bad? lol! Try "binky goes"....;)
Pie • Apr 15, 2008 4:43 pm
...needs laser surgery :eek:
...looks like a typical actress.
...likes that place a lot maybe because with fortress behind and vast stretch of fields in front, she feels like a queen being there.
...loves me so much, should I also not long for her?
...says that tantra is only a small part of Osho's spiritual message.
...has many epithets describing her qualities and characteristics.
binky • Apr 15, 2008 5:14 pm
Binky goes nuts! or Binky goes bad LOL!!
SteveDallas • Apr 15, 2008 5:38 pm
Binky gone wild?
elSicomoro • Apr 15, 2008 5:43 pm
Terry needs money...no shit, sherlock!
Cicero • Apr 15, 2008 6:45 pm
sycamore;446084 wrote:
Terry needs money...no shit, sherlock!


That's strange because so does sycamore.
~snip~I am tired of every time I turn around, Sycamore needs money as a result of the growth! ~snip~
:D
binky • Apr 15, 2008 6:46 pm
SteveDallas;446082 wrote:
Binky gone wild?


Binky too old for that LOL
Antimatter • Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm
Antimatter needs to be kept as plasma trapped in magnetic fields :thepain:
Antimatter looks like matter traveling back in time :cool:
Antimatter says, "and a mysterious voice that told me what to do when I entered the meeting :tinfoil:
Antimatter Loves You :joylove:
Antimatter has not been completely explained :headbag:

Hmm...
glatt • Apr 16, 2008 9:01 am
Glatt needs to do some soul searching.
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 11:30 am
Shawnee wants fans to see what he sees in music. It inspires a plethora of emotions and presents a “swirling aurora of colors and sounds in my head ... [COLOR="Red"]Freak[/COLOR]

Shawnee needs to put more money into maintenance and overall design to improve the course, which could be tough because how do you change a Tillinghast ...[COLOR="Red"]Bite me[/COLOR]

Shawnee has managed to garner an entirely new audience of fans with her role as the initially ... [COLOR="red"]But of course![/COLOR]

This one is cheating but is just too funny:
He loves everyone to go in the pen with him and pet him. He will even wait for food instead of jumping at me like Shawnee does. She is just crazy. ... [COLOR="red"]Well duh![/COLOR]

PS lol @ antimatter's illustrated compendium
Sundae • Apr 16, 2008 11:40 am
Mine don't work properly.
If I type in Sundae Girl I get a couple of threads about a book of the same name and Cellar threads.
If I use my formal first name I get pages of threads about a popstar with the same name (who was recently cheated on by her husband)
If I use my usual first name, it's a fruit rather than a name and brings up really random results.

Sigh.
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 11:56 am
Sundae Girl;446208 wrote:
Mine don't work properly.
If I type in Sundae Girl I get a couple of threads about a book of the same name and Cellar threads.
If I use my formal first name I get pages of threads about a popstar with the same name (who was recently cheated on by her husband)
If I use my usual first name, it's a fruit rather than a name and brings up really random results.

Sigh.


Oooh do the pop star one that cheated..That sounds funny.
:D
Sundae • Apr 16, 2008 12:50 pm
When I stopped sulking I guess it did come out with some reasonable hits :)

SG needs to write some functions to figure out how that happened. [COLOR="Red"]You've got a long wait.[/COLOR]

SG looks like a Mexican version of Tina Turner. [COLOR="Red"]It's the tan, obviously.[/COLOR]

The strangulation appears to be accidental in that SG likes to have her sexual experience intensified by temporary asphyxia. [COLOR="Red"]Gasp! That's news to me.[/COLOR]

"This is a moneymaker," SG says, noting few companies seem to recognize how lucrative the "encore" wedding market can be. [COLOR="Red"]That's pretty cold of me.[/COLOR]

SG wants him to admit that he lost it (oh believe me...he will. Sooner or later.) [COLOR="Red"]He'd better.[/COLOR]

A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which SG hates. [COLOR="Red"]Mess with the perfection that is LJ? Damn right I hate it.[/COLOR]

One of his most frequent sources of protest is when SG goes through the baby gate and up the stairs. [COLOR="Red"]Ah grow up you baby.[/COLOR]

SG has been walking our 18 month old labrador, ellie, for the last six months. she has been 100% reliable. [COLOR="Red"]I'm known for it.[/COLOR]

Plus SG has yellow teeth - NOT a good look for a chocolate promotion! [COLOR="Red"]Ouch. NHS dentistry.[/COLOR]
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 12:52 pm
lmao :lol2:
Granola Goddess • Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
Gee it says I'm a Lesbian. Hmm. That's news to me. (Maybe I should start a rumour). I don't even wear socks with my sandals, wear hippy clothes, or dance with myself...but I am a "health nut". That's where the granola comes in.
:)
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 1:40 pm
:eyebrow:
Don't you think you are being a little overly defensive there goddess?

lol!
;)

Oh...all that was just a rumour about you...
DanaC • Apr 16, 2008 2:01 pm
Dana needs some breathing room

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22Dana+needs%22+&btnG=Search&meta=
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 2:17 pm
Dana looks like:

~Dana looks like a travelling Dutch hippie~

I cheated, about the fourth down.

lol!
thisisme • Apr 16, 2008 4:30 pm
… needs to bow
… looks like emma... right?!
… likes cats
… says: You have a nice pickle Tom
… wants Faith for her own army
… [Hates Broken Cars]
… goes with an American folk art theme
… loves dancing
… has been the focus of a documentary based on her experiences of pole dancing
HungLikeJesus • Apr 16, 2008 4:33 pm
Genevieve, is that you?
thisisme • Apr 16, 2008 4:54 pm
clever... search the sentences then try and freak me out?
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 4:56 pm
Was he right, thisisme? I thought he was just pulling that out of the air.

Anyway, welcome! :)
thisisme • Apr 16, 2008 5:00 pm
Hi...

well now that would be telling....

You might get more people joining in a surge cos innocent smoothies put a link in their news letter...

How's life treating you?
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 5:04 pm
What's an innocent smoothie, and how much are they?

Life is life. That which does not kill you makes you stronger. They can kill you but they can't eat you. It is what it is. Where there's life there's hope. Add other cliche here.

How is your life?
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 5:07 pm
Wow. When I posted this thread I was sure no one would be able to reverse reference enough to figure out the names.....

Ahh! Whatever.
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 5:11 pm
Well, come on. You're talking about Jesus. I mean, he sits at the right hand and all, I suspect that gives him access to some mad investigation skillz.

btw, I actually used Shawnee, which isn't my real name. Should I use my real name?
thisisme • Apr 16, 2008 5:13 pm
An innocent smoothie is a tasty little drink made of just fruit and gives you five portions of fruit in one little tasty bottle... Also quite a cool company who try to be eco and fair and stuff... Started in the UK but they are spreading a bit... If you really wanna know they have a website: http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/

Life is very good thanks... Going back to uni to do something with my life and getting to grips with the tricky art of meditation which helps alsorts... All good!
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 5:18 pm
@Shawnee-You can use your real name if you want to! I did. But I didn't report my results either!

;)

Just a tip- try your real first name + loves.

Aaaah-haaah!
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 5:20 pm
I just tried and there is one that would totally give it away. So, no!
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 5:24 pm
Bwahahhaaaa! What do you love to do again? lol!!
JuancoRocks • Apr 17, 2008 3:59 am
1. Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis
2. Looks like something out of Deliverance
3. Likes my ass
4. Says Piemakers Feeling Heat
5. Wants The Internet Shut Down For Five Years ...
6. Hates the Internet
7. Goes Hollywood
8. Loves Mary
9. Has too much free time
DucksNuts • Apr 17, 2008 6:54 am
Ducks Nuts doesnt work
Shawnee123 • Apr 17, 2008 9:54 am
lol...it that what it says, or does it just not produce any results?

;)

Cic, you bad girl! Hmmm, back in the day that was prolly true. :blush:
classicman • Apr 17, 2008 10:31 am
_______wants "to have control over the performance of the system"
glatt • Apr 17, 2008 12:28 pm
go Google image search yourself.

I'll make you look marvelous, but only if you are a pro.

Image

Image
Shawnee123 • Apr 17, 2008 12:30 pm
lol... strait glatt? That's what you'd lead us to believe, eh, with your happy marriage and lovely children? ;)

Awesome find!
Shawnee123 • Apr 17, 2008 12:32 pm
omg, how bad is that romance book pic? :headshake
glatt • Apr 17, 2008 12:42 pm
Did you notice how "styling" I am?

Edit: I just noticed your post. Who is that dude you are marrying? And why isn't he wearing a shirt to the wedding?
Shawnee123 • Apr 17, 2008 12:51 pm
I noticed you teamed up with General Schwarzkopf in the making of your strait stylin' hair cream.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 17, 2008 1:08 pm
You've heard the expression, He's as big as a house. I'm bigger...
Cicero • Apr 17, 2008 3:37 pm
lol!
Flint has the same problem:

Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...

Strangely it fits.....


Glatt strait styling again?
;)
spudcon • Apr 17, 2008 5:53 pm
I _______ spud.
spud is ________.
spud thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of spud, I think of ________.
I want spud to _____ me.
If I were alone in a room with spud, i would _______.
I think spud should _____.
spud needs to ______.
I want to have __________with spud.
spud can _____________.
If I could describe spud in a word it would be _______.
spud will never be _____.
I hope spud never stops ________.
I ____ spud because ______________.
kerosene • Apr 17, 2008 6:37 pm
Image

Hehe.
Shawnee123 • Apr 18, 2008 12:05 pm
@ glatt: just noticed your edit.

He not wear shirt because him heap big hunk of injun. Buffalo come.[/blatantinappropriateremarktogowithstupidpicture]

:lol:
Razzmatazz13 • Apr 18, 2008 12:56 pm
" Razz needs more views. "
"Razz looks like a smiley face with lipstick" OR "Razz looks like some kind of sacrificial stump... keeps the riffraff out."
"When she's not working, Razz likes to do normal doggie things like play catch with her ball, cuddle in my clothes when I get ready for bed and of course ..."
"It was a pretty dumb thing for Razz to say, but if everyone freaks out every time Razz says something dumb, we're going to run out of posters within a ..."
"I'm not who Razz wants me to be. I can't be what Razz wants me to be. I want to be able to be loved by Razz. I can't stop thinking about Razz"
"I can't work out if I hate Razz or Razz hates me."
"RAZZ GOES ELECTRONIC Beginning January 4"
"razz loves grape popsicles, peanut butter, peppermints, carrots, and apples."
"Razz has become really playful - I shall make an entry for Razz’ 5 month update"

Most of the photos for me were not work safe...so I'm not gonna post em.