What Future for the Four Year Old?

xoxoxoBruce • Apr 13, 2008 3:28 pm
From Denver.
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
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His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
binky • Apr 13, 2008 3:31 pm
Holy shit
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 3:33 pm
wtf is wrong with this woman?

Westside Ballers--no contest.
Lena • Apr 13, 2008 4:31 pm
I bet he'll join some other gang when he grows up
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 13, 2008 4:33 pm
Or become a lawyer/politician.
Cloud • Apr 13, 2008 5:30 pm
star crossed lovers, apparently
SteveDallas • Apr 13, 2008 5:35 pm
xoxoxoBruce;445581 wrote:
Or become a lawyer/politician.

Like the Bar Association, the Republican Party, and the Democratic Party aren't gangs??:eyebrow:
ferret88 • Apr 14, 2008 8:44 am
Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...
ferret88 • Apr 14, 2008 8:44 am
(well, except that they died at they end...)
Cloud • Apr 14, 2008 9:43 am
the day is still young
Elspode • Apr 14, 2008 9:47 am
The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.
SteveDallas • Apr 14, 2008 10:22 am
Elspode;445761 wrote:
The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.

Probably!
Somebody said, people spend their lives trying to be exactly like their parents... or the exact opposite of their parents.
monster • Apr 14, 2008 11:01 am
He should probably join Delta Zeta.
Happy Monkey • Apr 23, 2008 12:38 pm
ferret88;445745 wrote:
Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...
West Side Story...
Dingleschmutz • Apr 23, 2008 1:08 pm
ferret88;445746 wrote:
(well, except that they died at they end...)


A blaxican member of the Crips or West Side Ballers? What makes you think that this kid is going to live any longer than Romeo and Juliet did? Just switch the poison pills at the end of R&J with some crack rocks.
Sheldonrs • Apr 23, 2008 3:00 pm
Probably the only thing that child will be is a statistic.
kerosene • Apr 23, 2008 5:32 pm
Especially if we keep making polls about him.
euphoriatheory • Apr 23, 2008 8:37 pm
...we could just revert and make it the legal standard that the child follow the condition of the mother....

I can't even believe I just thought that, let alone typed it.
toranokaze • Apr 29, 2008 12:37 pm
SteveDallas;445592 wrote:
Like the Bar Association, the Republican Party, and the Democratic Party aren't gangs??:eyebrow:


Well they all comity crimes and gain wealth and power at the detriment of the American people.