sororitys

lushchocolateswirl • Apr 11, 2008 4:35 pm
Could someone explain the concept of this college thing

what's their purpose ? why do they exist? and why are they relevent in todays world?
lookout123 • Apr 11, 2008 5:32 pm
They are quite effective for grouping and referral purposes.

They tend to group together women of certain personality types and goal orientation. This helps the male of the species to efficiently qualify likely targets for fornication.

The female of the species is benefited in that she doesn't have to personally sleep with every male on campus to separate the subpar, average, and above average lovers, she can simply look to her sisters for referrals while occasionnally taking one for the team.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.
BigV • Apr 11, 2008 5:36 pm
Not helpful, l123, as DaughterofV is many hundreds of miles away, with ample cover for the males of the species in my field of view.

:eyebrow:
Undertoad • Apr 11, 2008 9:39 pm
One can count on one's Sisters to hold one's hair back while one pukes, and -- occasionally -- to take one's contacts out when one is far too drunk to actually make it to the bathroom at all.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.
monster • Apr 11, 2008 11:17 pm
It's a WAT? (Weird American Thing)
SteveDallas • Apr 12, 2008 1:06 am
All I know about sororities, I learned from watching this documentary.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 12, 2008 3:33 am
Ah, yes, the sorority.

This is a time honored tradition in American culture, where places of higher learning group together young women of similar age, and socio-economic groups.

The main effect of this grouping is to help these young waifs learn that it is wrong to be different, and that mocking and belittling those who are different is the only way to succeed in life.

In addition to this valuable life lesson, these future home-makers are taught that the only things that matter in life are success, money and power. And that the acquisition of these things is paramount.

Of course it's not all work!

Sororities also teach these young ladies how to pillow-fight in their underwear, when to put out for the captain of the football team, and that college is the best time to experiment. Especially with their sexuality. It is almost mandatory that these nymphs sleep with each other, so as to gain a better understanding of their bodies, and in the process, become better acquainted with the bodies of those who'll be lifelong friends, and sometimes even more.

Yet, even as these life lessons are imparted to them, dangers still abound.

Every year, countless young ladies are lost to homicidal killers hiding in the basements of the sorority house. One would assume that the sound of a chainsaw would send them running in fear. But, alas, no. The mere sound is enough to attract cute, curvaceous co-eds to their doom.

Running though the woods in high-heels while being chased by a knife-wielding madman is now being taught in many state universities,

Spur-of-the-moment sexual encounters, occurring while a murderous psycho is on the loose, is another cause of alarm for many faculty across this great nation of ours.

But, the biggest hazard facing college co-eds today is the "Caribbean Trip".
So many young, nubile, photogenic co-eds are disappearing these days, one would assume that a "white slavery sex ring" was claiming them. Only time will tell, although one theory has suggested that America's institutes of higher learning should send as many co-eds as possible, all at once, so as to overburden the possible killers, and end their reign of terror once and for all.
TheMercenary • Apr 12, 2008 9:26 am
The Sorority was invented by Al Gore in an effort to decrease global warming. So when you have a keg party you only have to print one invite to each house and thereby save paper which saves trees and increases the amount of CO2 which is absorbed from the earth's atmosphere and cuts down on destruction of the ozone and saves us from getting sunburns when on holiday in Florida at the beach.
Antimatter • Apr 12, 2008 9:49 am
TheMercenary;445271 wrote:
The Sorority was invented by Al Gore in an effort to decrease global warming. So when you have a keg party you only have to print one invite to each house and thereby save paper which saves trees and increases the amount of CO2 which is absorbed from the earth's atmosphere and cuts down on destruction of the ozone and saves us from getting sunburns when on holiday in Florida at the beach.


But wouldn't the additional CO2 released due to increased consumption of beer defeat the purpose?
TheMercenary • Apr 12, 2008 9:51 am
Not if you drink Guinness.
Sundae • Apr 12, 2008 12:00 pm
Bwahahahaha at the idea of sorority girls drinking Guinness :lol:
Undertoad • Apr 13, 2008 11:23 am
I find that most beers increase my methane output, which is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2.
euphoriatheory • Apr 13, 2008 11:46 am
Undertoad;445211 wrote:
One can count on one's Sisters to hold one's hair back while one pukes, and -- occasionally -- to take one's contacts out when one is far too drunk to actually make it to the bathroom at all.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.




YES!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAILED IT!!!!!!!!! :D
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 12:05 pm
duh, for somebody named lushchocolatepantyswirl, you shure are not the smartest cookie, are you? Yeah, um, sororities are like, (flip of hair) only for girls good enough (like, k, rich enough) to afford the GOOD clothes and Italian bags and junk? AND we are all BEST friends, so, if, like one of you non-sorority or even RIVAL sorority SKANKS skanks on us? well, we'll like, get ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, BITCH and pretty soon the only guys who will date-rape you are the ones with chancre's on their mighty dicks so take THAT, you fat pig!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 13, 2008 12:21 pm
Glad to see your getting back to your old self, Brianna.
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 12:49 pm
all in good time, my pretties!
classicman • Apr 13, 2008 3:00 pm
I just hope lush knows you are kidding.
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 3:37 pm
classicman;445553 wrote:
I just hope lush knows you are kidding.


good god, has it come to this? of course I was kidding! It was my sorority persona-girrrrrrrl. Lush certainly knows that! If you can't kid in the cellar, where can you? Not at the IRS, I can tell you.


Nor at the State Board of Pharmacy. They've no idea of a "joke," either. :D
freshnesschronic • Apr 13, 2008 4:31 pm
Crimson Ghost;445254 wrote:
Ah, yes, the sorority.

This is a time honored tradition in American culture, where places of higher learning group together young women of similar age, and socio-economic groups.

The main effect of this grouping is to help these young waifs learn that it is wrong to be different, and that mocking and belittling those who are different is the only way to succeed in life.


As a student of the most fraternized college campus in the US (Illinois), your words hit the ball out of the park.
lushchocolateswirl • Apr 13, 2008 5:44 pm
Yes I know Brianna was role playing. :D

The reason I asked about this was because I've only recently watched 2 documentaries on this American phenomenon.
By the time I finished watching these shows I thought about the comparisons to the black and hispanic gangs. It seems that sororitys are a white up market version of a gang.
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 6:39 pm
lushchocolateswirl;445594 wrote:
Yes I know Brianna was role playing. :D

The reason I asked about this was because I've only recently watched 2 documentaries on this American phenomenon.
By the time I finished watching these shows I thought about the comparisons to the black and hispanic gangs. It seems that sororitys are a white up market version of a gang.


Ah, I'm glad you knew I was fooling around, lushchocolate! I usually mean no harm at all and am just a silly person.

I think your assessment of sororities being an up market white girl gang is on the money. In my time they were anyway. There was a sorority in an Indiana college that wanted the chapter closed because the girls weren't cute enough---they didn't explicitly say that, but that is what those sorority girls thought of the closing issue. I just wish I could recall the name of the college...anyway, I fear and am suspicious of sororities. If I meet a girl/woman who identifies herself as such I always wonder what their deal is. Couldn't they get friends on their own and had to join a gang to have built-in friends?

Though, in truth, in high-school I was a selective friend-getter myself. I only wanted to hang out with the people who partied!! Looking back on that, I can see how I cut out a lot of cool people because they weren't "just like me"---you know? It's dumb on both ends.
SteveDallas • Apr 13, 2008 7:03 pm
I think you're thinking of this story.
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 7:07 pm
Steve---webpage can't be found....dammit!!!

at least that's what my puter is telling me----but my computer LIES.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 13, 2008 7:18 pm
No it doesn't, it's a bad link.
Cicero • Apr 13, 2008 7:25 pm
I think it's for breeding. That is all.
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 7:33 pm
Cicero;445617 wrote:
I think it's for breeding. That is all.


Not to be a nervous nelly, but the broken link is for breeding or the sorority is for breeding?


IMHO, cats, dogs and people are best when they are mongrel. IMHO.

Though I did have to restrain myself from naming my kids Skip and Chip.
SteveDallas • Apr 13, 2008 7:37 pm
Sorry about that--try it again!

(The address itself was fine. I put my double quotes in the wrong place.)
Trilby • Apr 13, 2008 7:49 pm
yeah, dude, that's it! thanks!

*free call to Brianna's Bald (but getting better!) House of Pleasure*
lushchocolateswirl • Apr 13, 2008 8:07 pm
What is really gut turning is that some of these girls actually stayed on at the sorority . Are these young women so emmencely insecure about themselves that they think this is normal behaviour?

sickening to say the least.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 13, 2008 9:31 pm
Only six of them, and they may have had outside pressures like family.
DucksNuts • Apr 14, 2008 1:18 am
I reckon I would of been great sorority material.
SteveDallas • Apr 14, 2008 10:35 am
Brianna;445622 wrote:
*free call to Brianna's Bald (but getting better!) House of Pleasure*

Bald, eh? :angel:
Cicero • Apr 14, 2008 1:29 pm
*raises hand slowly*

I will join the selected sorority, pillow fight, and call you all fat ho's, if I get to go to Bri's house of pleasure too. Mark me down!! lol!

That sounds, like, totally awesome! *flips hair* *hides burgeoning pimple*
monster • Apr 14, 2008 1:33 pm
A Cellarity.
HungLikeJesus • Apr 14, 2008 2:18 pm
SteveDallas;445771 wrote:
Bald, eh? :angel:


BaldLikeBuddha
Tink • Apr 15, 2008 12:09 pm
Brianna;445598 wrote:


I think your assessment of sororities being an up market white girl gang is on the money. In my time they were anyway. There was a sorority in an Indiana college that wanted the chapter closed because the girls weren't cute enough---they didn't explicitly say that, but that is what those sorority girls thought of the closing issue. I just wish I could recall the name of the college...anyway, I fear and am suspicious of sororities. If I meet a girl/woman who identifies herself as such I always wonder what their deal is. Couldn't they get friends on their own and had to join a gang to have built-in friends?



I think that there is a lot of that still going on however as BigV stated, DaughterofV is in a sorority. We are in no means "rich", which is a big stereotype. She works her ass off to get merit in the house, she has held the position of Parlimentarian and is now the Standards Chair. The house is very serious, as is the university, on upholding GPAs or you get the boot.

Partying is still an element anywhere but not just on Greek Row. All over every campus. As in evidence by the great game of beer pong I got to play on campus during Mom's Weekend last weekend. :D
Followed by a fantastic concert by Elton John.
SteveDallas • Apr 15, 2008 1:10 pm
I don't think I could deal with a Beer Pong game with one of my kids.
classicman • Apr 15, 2008 3:08 pm
I don't think I would want to. S-ok tho different strokes for different folks.
Sundae • Apr 16, 2008 7:48 am
Can I join the Cellarity please?
If you blackball me I'll just go and start up my own anyway, so you may as well let me in.

Warning - I don't do hair-holding. If you're gonna puke you're on your own babe.
I do have a lovely wide shoulder for crying on though.

Tink & V - very interesting to hear the other side of it from people with personal knowledge. I admit I've only ever heard/ seen the stereotyped images before. I can see that properly run, female students working together and looking out for eachother is really positive.

I expect the Cellarity to focus on drunken misbehaviour though.
Undertoad • Apr 16, 2008 8:24 am
Yes Tink I'm sure your daughters sorority is not like the others!





[size=1]while mom's around[/size]
Tink • Apr 16, 2008 12:39 pm
Undertoad;446163 wrote:
Yes Tink I'm sure your daughters sorority is not like the others!





[size=1]while mom's around[/size]


I know exactly what they are like and they do fall into the steroetype. Just saying that they also put a lot of emphasis on academics as well. The kids are held to a standard and if they fall below that standard and do not rectify the situation, they get the boot. That is the side of Greek that people do not see until they are directly involved.

Trust me, we were cleaning up a lot of :vomit: Friday night.:drunk:

I also have the added benefit of having open conversations with my daughter so not much goes by the wayside. Albeit, I know there are some things I prefer NOT to know. I am not easily fooled as V can attest to.
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 12:51 pm
Tink;446230 wrote:
That is the side of Greek that people do not see until they are directly involved.



:D
lol!
There are many sides of greek that people do not see until........:)


That has nothing to do with what Tink was saying or the conversation about sororities....move along...sorry..
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2008 12:59 pm
My freshman year of college, as an early acceptance, I was put onto a floor that was mostly dedicated to a sorority, upperclassmen, with a few of us freshmen on that floor. All my buddies joined. It was a smallish private college in the middle of nowhere, there was not much to do. I admit, I joined too. My mother so did not want me to. She was right.

The values? Please. Once my money ran out it was all over. What do you mean you can't spend 300 bucks for a pretty pin and 400 for a preppy sweater?

Also, I couldn't get on board with the whole pepperjack cheese sex I heard so much about. :lol: I'm only partially kidding.

The frats, however, found ways to finance brothers who fell on hard times.
BigV • Apr 16, 2008 1:14 pm
Sundae Girl;446157 wrote:
snip--
Tink & V - very interesting to hear the other side of it from people with personal knowledge. I admit I've only ever heard/ seen the stereotyped images before. I can see that properly run, female students working together and looking out for eachother is really positive.

What makes the news? Scandal, titillation, gossip... What doesn't make the news? Philanthropy, community service, fellowship. I don't dispute that the "girls gone wild" stereotype has some basis in fact. But I think the attention given to that aspect is way out of proportion to its prevalence or relevance. It's possible to look for bad, and find it, in any organization. I don't have any prurient interests to satisfy, so I don't bother focusing on those aspects. To each his own.
Sundae Girl;446157 wrote:
I expect the Cellarity to focus on drunken misbehaviour though.
There's considerable comedy potential here, though.
Tink • Apr 16, 2008 2:12 pm
Cicero;446241 wrote:
:D
lol!
There are many sides of greek that people do not see until........:)


That has nothing to do with what Tink was saying or the conversation about sororities....move along...sorry..


I know what side I'd like to see. :blush:
Tink • Apr 16, 2008 2:14 pm
Shawnee123;446244 wrote:
What do you mean you can't spend 300 bucks for a pretty pin and 400 for a preppy sweater?



How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13. One to do it and 12 to make a t-shirt about it.
BigV • Apr 16, 2008 3:03 pm
Tink;446291 wrote:
I know what side I'd like to see. :blush:


OOOOohhh? Won't the Windex burn on that side?
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 3:12 pm
Big.....I don't think that's windex, and it definitely won't clean glass.
;)

Backing out now.
BigV • Apr 16, 2008 3:19 pm
This "Windex".
Cicero • Apr 16, 2008 3:27 pm
Yea I got it the first time.
;)
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:10 pm
Those poor girls that got thrown out of their sorority could join Eta Pi.
Sundae • Apr 19, 2008 8:15 pm
That's our name - right there
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:22 pm
That's what I was thinking, but it made me want a meat and potato pie from the chippie and then I was sad :(. Wouldya mail me one?
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:28 pm
You know, I googled that to see if it was a well known joke (I'm sure it must be), but I came up with seeeeeerious sorority/fratenity things called Eta Pi. F'real. But then I've never heard sports crowds here sing "who ate all the pies". So perhaps it's just not a phrase applied to salad-dodgers here.
Sundae • Apr 19, 2008 8:32 pm
I'd post you a proper Pie n Mash shop pie if
- I could get away with it
- it wouldn't be as stale as buggery when it arrived
- you were actually an ex Londoner

Sorry
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:32 pm
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"](sororities, by the way. Not that it's been bugging pedantic old me, or anything...) -although if you google sororitys, Cellar is the 4th hit, so not all bad....[/COLOR]
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:33 pm
Sundae Girl;446943 wrote:
I'd post you a proper Pie n Mash shop pie if
- I could get away with it
- it wouldn't be as stale as buggery when it arrived
- you were actually an ex Londoner

Sorry


I want a northern one. I'll ask Dana :D
Sundae • Apr 19, 2008 8:35 pm
[COLOR="White"]Yup, me too[/COLOR]
monster • Apr 19, 2008 8:35 pm
:lol:
TheMercenary • Apr 20, 2008 10:47 am
BigV;446258 wrote:
What makes the news? Scandal, titillation, gossip... What doesn't make the news? Philanthropy, community service, fellowship. I don't dispute that the "girls gone wild" stereotype has some basis in fact. But I think the attention given to that aspect is way out of proportion to its prevalence or relevance. It's possible to look for bad, and find it, in any organization.


Wouldn't you agree that it is also chapter specific? Hence the ABL is a party place, the BD house is mostly religious, the BP place is only if you are black, etc. They all have their own personality and purpose for existance, as well as standards.
monster • Apr 20, 2008 2:48 pm
TheMercenary;447039 wrote:
Wouldn't you agree that it is also chapter specific? Hence the ABL is a party place, the BD house is mostly religious, the BP place is only if you are black, etc. They all have their own personality and purpose for existance, as well as standards.


and we all know about the VD....
Shawnee123 • Apr 21, 2008 10:04 am
Just wanted to add to Tink and BigV's comments about the good side of sororities and such.

There was a really nice news story on locally this weekend where a sorority had a big to do for an 8 year old kid to fulfill the needed funds for his Make a Wish. He wants to go to Disneyworld, and they raised 6000 dollars! The young lady who spoke said she thinks they had as much fun planning the party/fundraiser for the kid as the kid had being there. (Guys, don't go there)

It was quite sweet! :)