April 5, 2008: Bad Day

xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2008 2:06 am
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

The fence is too tall to reach over.

If you scrunch down and slip your head under the bottom rail....

Almost, but no cigar, uh grass... rats.

Oh no, you not only can't reach the grass, now you've got your head stuck under the fence.

Damn, things couldn't be any worse...

or could they?


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Eclipse • Apr 5, 2008 2:25 am
lol, definitely a bad day!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2008 2:37 am
Welcome to the Cellar, Eclipse.:D
zippyt • Apr 5, 2008 2:50 am
Why that looks like my Typical day !!!
sweetwater • Apr 5, 2008 7:30 am
Got milk?
classicman • Apr 5, 2008 10:13 am
"Bondage in the animal world"

Think of the dirty things he is Moo-ing to her.
Sheldonrs • Apr 5, 2008 11:01 am
I hear she gives great herd.
spudcon • Apr 5, 2008 12:26 pm
BULL! She was asking for it.
monster • Apr 5, 2008 2:00 pm
If it's not a she or a sheldon, then that's definitely a bad day.
lumberjim • Apr 5, 2008 3:27 pm
they are both young bulls. i see an utter lack of udders in both pictures.

opportunistic homooosexuality.
The 42 • Apr 5, 2008 3:39 pm
Gotta wonder if maybe he's got mad cow disease, sticking his head under the fence like that. And if it's an STD for cows, then we'll soon have TWO cows with their heads under the fence.
Gravdigr • Apr 5, 2008 4:59 pm
Nothing like a captive audience...:headshake
Sheldonrs • Apr 5, 2008 6:50 pm
No sense selling the cow when you can GIVE the milk for free.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2008 7:45 pm
The 42;444029 wrote:
Gotta wonder if maybe he's got mad cow disease, sticking his head under the fence like that.

I've seen cattle stick their head through a barbed wire fence to grab some grass, and have their friends/herdmates/peers, shove them right through the damn fence. Ouch.
SPUCK • Apr 7, 2008 5:14 am
I've seen one run full tilt into a barbed wire fence. At the last instant it tucked and dove between a set of wires. Didn't even slow him down.
Shawnee123 • Apr 7, 2008 12:43 pm
Cow puts ear to ground and says "shhhh, buffalo come."

Other cow replies: "nah, that's just me."
Flint • Apr 7, 2008 12:49 pm
We need Brianna to analyze this one:
Trilby • Apr 7, 2008 1:58 pm
resigned indifference. She's thinking about painting the fence beige...
Cicero • Apr 7, 2008 5:26 pm
lol!!@Brianna!
spudcon • Apr 7, 2008 5:38 pm
:DThat's it, Bri! We have a winner!
SPUCK • Apr 8, 2008 5:40 am
Indeed!! LOL
ZenGum • Aug 31, 2008 7:44 am
Recipe for this thread:

Beef sproganoff


What do you call a bull with three legs?


Lean beef.
Sundae • Sep 1, 2008 7:21 am
ZenGum;479687 wrote:
What do you call a bull with three legs?

Well endowed.
BigV • Sep 2, 2008 6:38 pm
You can't eat a pig like that all at onct, now!
biorogue • Sep 23, 2008 4:01 pm
ooooo, just had to have the greener grass.
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