What are you worth in bed?

xoxoxoBruce • Apr 2, 2008 1:28 am
What should your hourly rate for sexual services be?
http://hellarity.us/worth/

I'm worth a buck three eighty
elSicomoro • Apr 2, 2008 1:34 am
$949...apparently worth less than average. My wife would disagree. ;)
Sundae • Apr 2, 2008 5:27 am
$1,193!

I'm willing to negotiate ;)
DucksNuts • Apr 2, 2008 5:34 am
:cool:
Trilby • Apr 2, 2008 8:38 am
1,086/hr in bed. I've finally found my calling.
lumberjim • Apr 2, 2008 9:48 am
$826per hour. wow....that's more than i make in a day... i should stay home and just do it today!



bow chicka bow wow.
bbro • Apr 2, 2008 9:54 am
$1,209 per hour baby
lumberjim • Apr 2, 2008 9:56 am
i think i got docked for snoring....
binky • Apr 2, 2008 10:00 am
$1010 an hour
LabRat • Apr 2, 2008 10:06 am
$1,071 with my true cup size, A. If I upgrade to a C, it only increases my rate to $1102.

Assuming around $6,000 for a nice upgraded set, it would take 193 hours to pay for them. Not worth it.
Cicero • Apr 2, 2008 10:15 am
Absolutely worthless apparently!! ha haaa!

Where is the "how much people should charge you" quiz? I'll be over there.
:)
lookout123 • Apr 2, 2008 10:30 am
$1,193. I do support the barter system for anyone interested.
toranokaze • Apr 2, 2008 10:31 am
1,193/hr and I do accept competitors' coupons
skysidhe • Apr 2, 2008 10:40 am
811

and I question these high numbers since I am tame I thought...desease free...and only have ear peircings. lol
SteveDallas • Apr 2, 2008 10:46 am
Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!! Hopefully the programmer's bedroom skills are better than their coding and/or math ability!
kerosene • Apr 2, 2008 10:52 am
1071 here.
Cicero • Apr 2, 2008 10:58 am
I wonder what you guys did to get those high numbers....I bet you didn't pick "stay at home and read".....
:(
Am I the only one that got absolutely worthless?!? fu**.
BigV • Apr 2, 2008 11:05 am
SteveDallas;443219 wrote:
Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!! Hopefully the programmer's bedroom skills are better than their coding and/or math ability!
hahaha... same here, but s/he gets extra points for all those numbers to the right of the decimal place, don't ya think?

$949 / hr... [COLOR="White"]which works out about right compared to the expenses on our last night out. [/COLOR]:blush:
skysidhe • Apr 2, 2008 11:14 am
Cicero;443229 wrote:
I wonder what you guys did to get those high numbers....I bet you didn't pick "stay at home and read".....
:(
Am I the only one that got absolutely worthless?!? fu**.


I love to read! but that's not it. I went back and changed that one answer to reading and I only lost 14 dollars.

lol You are funny Cicero :) in a good way
SteveDallas • Apr 2, 2008 11:26 am
Cicero;443229 wrote:
I wonder what you guys did to get those high numbers....I bet you didn't pick "stay at home and read"..

I did, actually.
Sundae • Apr 2, 2008 11:29 am
I would have picked "stay at home and read" but that is my reality, not my preference. I'd be getting some hot sausage action on Friday nights if I could!
LabRat • Apr 2, 2008 11:36 am
Hey, case and I are the same price. We could run a two-fer sale every third Thursday... ;)
kerosene • Apr 2, 2008 11:39 am
Yeah we could. And if we traded, nobody would owe anybody.
LabRat • Apr 2, 2008 11:41 am
For the record, your time would always be on the house.



[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]and on the counter, and the table, and the la-z-boy....[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Cicero • Apr 2, 2008 11:57 am
Oh it must have been when I answered, "stay at home on crack and build your alter for jesus".
I also should stop offering to read sermons in bed.
:)
Worthless...I can't believe this!
elSicomoro • Apr 2, 2008 12:10 pm
SteveDallas;443219 wrote:
Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!!


Thank God I'm not the only one that was confused by that!
lookout123 • Apr 2, 2008 12:27 pm
maybe the "below average" wasn't referring to your score. free insult with every quiz.
LabRat • Apr 2, 2008 12:41 pm
cic, are you sure you aren't confusing worthless with priceless?
Cicero • Apr 2, 2008 1:15 pm
I'm not sure that it's me that's confused here.
Oh and I will take the two-fer pleeease.
:)
Chocolatl • Apr 2, 2008 3:27 pm
$1,024/hr.
Geeze, at that rate, I could pay off a semester's worth of tuition in just a week!
Elspode • Apr 2, 2008 7:08 pm
SteveDallas;443219 wrote:
Mine was 958... and it said I was below average.. the average being 223!!! Hopefully the programmer's bedroom skills are better than their coding and/or math ability!


I noticed that as well...I'm $857, but will offer deep, deep discounts for SG, DN and any number of other Cellar lovelies.
Sundae • Apr 2, 2008 7:16 pm
You pay travel expenses and I'll waive the fee, hon!
jinx • Apr 2, 2008 8:38 pm
$1040. Cash only please.
spudcon • Apr 2, 2008 9:02 pm
I did the copy/paste thing to add the little cartoon with my score. I didn't work, and now I don't remember the number. It did say I was below average. I would have gotten a higher score from the ladies I've been with, but it was so long ago, I've forgotten why.
Pie • Apr 2, 2008 10:28 pm
$1102. Somehow, I strongly doubt it.
Razzmatazz13 • Apr 3, 2008 1:25 am
$1,148 an hour ;)
Cicero • Apr 3, 2008 3:31 am
Can we bet what others are worth in bed yet?

If we are going there, I am a major player in this scene.....:)
Crimson Ghost • Apr 3, 2008 3:54 am
Razzmatazz13;443426 wrote:
$1,148 an hour ;)


Looks like a trip to the cash machine is in order....
lushchocolateswirl • Apr 3, 2008 8:05 am
edited

but really, if you have to ask the question in the first place?? ....You can't afford me.:p
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2008 10:31 am
Razzmatazz13;443426 wrote:
$1,148 an hour ;)

I'd suggest you take this in to your boss and use it as the basis for renegotiating your compensation.
Elspode • Apr 3, 2008 11:04 am
Sundae Girl;443379 wrote:
You pay travel expenses and I'll waive the fee, hon!


What airport you flying out of again, luv? :blush:
bbro • Apr 3, 2008 11:51 am
If I could earn my wage, all my debts would be paid off in 2 weeks. Then, I could afford a house in about a month, or wait 2 months and get a bigger house and maybe a car!! Too bad our salaries aren't based on this test.
shina • Apr 3, 2008 1:49 pm
$1,132. Bring it on boys!
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2008 4:20 pm
Boys?

If I recall the quiz was gender neutral.
Undertoad • Apr 3, 2008 4:33 pm
The more I look at my price, the more I think the decimal place is supposed to be one over to the left.
shina • Apr 3, 2008 5:59 pm
SteveDallas;443585 wrote:
Boys?

If I recall the quiz was gender neutral.


Men, guys, males......neutral. So what.
zippyt • Apr 3, 2008 7:17 pm
$1086
kerosene • Apr 3, 2008 7:21 pm
zippyt, I think that rate seems awful low for being a golden god.

I think I get how this works...because we all have a rate, the one with the higher rate is the one to get paid the difference between the two rates. Except for Cicero. Because apparently she is a worthless f***. ;)

Cic, not even minimum wage? $1.50? Srsly.
Cicero • Apr 3, 2008 7:40 pm
case;443628 wrote:
Because apparently she is a worthless f***. ;)



Sure rub it in hoooker!!! Haaaaah!! :D

Couldn't resist!! Bwahahaaaa!!

Yea...it said I am absolutely worthless compared to the millions who had taken the quiz. Yea. That bad.
:)
lumberjim • Apr 3, 2008 8:13 pm
SteveDallas;443585 wrote:
Boys?

If I recall the quiz was gender neutral.


it asks for the size of your wang. the very first question seperates men from women. in the girls test, does it ask if you have.....a big..... \0/ ? ya know. .....mouth?
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2008 11:39 pm
SteveDallas;443585 wrote:
If I recall the quiz was gender neutral.


lumberjim;443635 wrote:
the very first question seperates men from women.

Yeah, well, I have a shitty memory.
lumberjim • Apr 4, 2008 12:11 am
you might need an optirectomy
wolfd • Apr 4, 2008 12:24 am
[COLOR="Red"]$1,132.[/COLOR] I'll take slightly less from large busted blondes. :p
JuancoRocks • Apr 4, 2008 1:19 am
Willing to dicker at these rates.....:cool:

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DanaC • Apr 4, 2008 7:07 am
Yeah....prolly shouldn't have tried to access that on the council laptop...apparently my attempt to access it has been recorded :P
LabRat • Apr 4, 2008 4:33 pm
D'Oh!

Now YOU are on report.

With the council! [/big scary booming voice]
shina • Apr 4, 2008 5:24 pm
wolfd;443662 wrote:
[COLOR="Red"]$1,132.[/COLOR] I'll take slightly less from large busted blondes. :p


I'm a dark brunette, will that work?
euphoriatheory • Apr 4, 2008 5:27 pm
$1,193!!! WOO!

Now I have to have my husband take the quiz so I can figure out who should be paying who....
Sundae • Apr 4, 2008 7:33 pm
wolfd;443662 wrote:
[COLOR="Red"]$1,132.[/COLOR] I'll take slightly less from large busted blondes. :p

Ding, ding, ding! I think my table's ready!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2008 1:11 am
JuancoRocks;443667 wrote:
Willing to dicker at these rates.....:cool:

I'd dicker for free... and buy her dinner to boot.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 5, 2008 1:28 am
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Razzmatazz13 • Apr 5, 2008 6:09 am
lumberjim;443635 wrote:
it asks for the size of your wang. the very first question seperates men from women. in the girls test, does it ask if you have.....a big..... \0/ ? ya know. .....mouth?


It asks for the size of your boobies, if I remember correctly.
euphoriatheory • Apr 5, 2008 11:13 am
It does ask for your cup size. I think that LJ's onto something, though... It'd be reasonable to assume that women start out at a higher rate just because they're women. (The disclaimer states that these estimates are based on going rates for private escorts, and I'd be willing to bet my savings account that women are in higher demand.)
Giant Salamander • Apr 5, 2008 4:26 pm
1,025 per hour.
Now, if someone would actually pay me for that, I'd totally become a hooker.