On Report
who's on report today?
stevedallas
razz
cicero
zippyt
jinx
razz's dad
ben
What am I on report for ??!!
I told ben you guys wanted him to join the cellar, but so far no luck
the fact that he doesn't have any internet at his house MAY be a factor in this decision however.
What am I on report for ??!!
now you're on TWICE!
PS I'll let him know tomorrow that he's on report.
BUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP !!!!!!
Report This !!!!
Oh? Look who's going on the 11,000 posts report.....:)
I never make any lists!!!!
zippy's going on report for posting Garfield.
Delurking and reporting for duty.
SIR!
Nice new shirts BTW.
at ease, privates.
make sure you report any shennanigans or lolligagging that you encounter whilst on patrol.
hall monitors deserve nothing but wedgies!
Cloud:
u r on reprt eff immed.
What does on report mean?
(Should I be glad I am not on the list?)
good. now I can hang out in detention with the cool kids!
I second LJ's report of Cloud.
Cloud is now on double report, for thinking it's "cool" to be on report. Being on report is no "breakfast club".
:)
Since Case wants to ask questions about, said report...She is now on report. Good job...
I never get to be on report. It's always "marsha marsha marsha."
It is the breakfast club. I get to be the basket case. Cicero, you can be Clair....who else?
double report? Does that mean I have to go down on the teacher to get out of it?
Current report list:
stevedallas
razz
cicero
zippyt
jinx
razz's dad
ben
zippyt
cloud
cloud
case
lumberjim is on report
-Shawnee
You don't get to be on report just because you want to be on report...That's against the rules.
Next time, he's cracking skulls :devil:
So, what can I do to get on report? I've tried: obnoxious, sarcastic, sneaky, derogatory, and insipid. What more can I do?
;)
be nice all the time. nice, nice, nice.
He hates that!
Keep it up case...keep it up....
be nice all the time. nice, nice, nice.
He hates that!
Fuck it, I'll never pull that off!
(shawnee--being "on report" means you are a pederast so you DON"T wanna be "on report")
I never make any lists!!!!
You are a unique and special snow flake.
excuse me? a pederast? I don't even have the equipment for that!
Yikes...I gotta start being an asshole again, I guess.
That's what I was looking for.
So, what can I do to get on report? I've tried: obnoxious, sarcastic, sneaky, derogatory, and insipid.
Keep going.. you'll eventually have all seven dwarfs!
lol...the Seven Cellar Dwarfs:
Obnoxious
Sarcastic
Sneaky
Derogatory
Insipid
AND:
Judgmental
Psychotic
????
(shawnee--being "on report" means you are a pederast so you DON"T wanna be "on report")
Brianna
you are now on report! Nice going....:headshake
zippy and monster are on report AGAIN today. and I'm putting myslef on report to for listening to them talk about weather for like 5 minutes.
you can't put me on report -I'm homeschooled :p
i sure can. it's not like i gave you demerits or detention....
and anyway, i report to a whole nother authority.
I don't beileve in any authority, so screw you......
...but can i get out of PE if I'm in your office on detention?
on report all week. beest is on too, now. i hope you're happy
I was waiting for this...monster was on a
retroactive report..so that's double!!
:)
On report report:
stevedallas
razz
cicero
zippyt
jinx
razz's dad
ben
zippyt
cloud
cloud
case
lumberjim is on report
-Shawnee
lumberjim
zippyt
monster
monster
Brianna
Beest
You are a unique and special snow flake.
Thats your way of saying Im funny in a non ha-ha way huh? :3eye:
Why am I "dash" Shawnee? 'Cause I'm so dashing? ;)
cicero.....you're on report.
cicero.....you're on report.
. . . and due for a wedgie!
"It's the fart game, son. You'll play it one day."
--Eddie Murphy
Here's my report
One would think I'd have learned by now.
One would think I'd have learned by now.
at least it wasn't a rickroll. I do have some consideration, you know.
Very kind of you, M. Although, at least Rick wears a trench coat. HAWT
cicero.....you're on report.
I know.....already. I was on report during the first draft...:headshake
But you are on twice now.
Bob Miller is on Report
yes, thats a capital R.
case, you're on again too.
me: where's my lime juice?! (making gin & tonic)
wife: it's in here, it needs to be refrigerated
me: YOUR FACE needs to be refrigerated
::: pause :::
me: because you're so hot
Flint.... because he ruined my "Lurker" thread by finding a n older one. :yelsick:
Infuenza B.
To the stockade with you.
me: where's my lime juice?! (making gin & tonic)
wife: it's in here, it needs to be refrigerated
me: YOUR FACE needs to be refrigerated
::: pause :::
me: because you're so hot
nice save. did it work?
BRIANNA IS ON REPORT. o man is she evr
No shit, man. You see her checking out who's online?!
BRIANNA IS ON REPORT.
NO I AM NOT
Confidential to LumberJames: [COLOR="Magenta"]do not think I've forgotten the comment you made to Els, Re: my "level of cluelessness." HA![/COLOR]
No shit, man. You see her checking out who's online?!
Purely scientific. What, you hate the science?
You science-hater. You're destroying America!
NO I AM NOT
[COLOR=magenta]do not think I've forgotten the comment you made to Els, Re: my "level of cluelessness." HA![/COLOR]
should i remind you about when i helped you put your picture up? the start button thing?
SHUT UP JIM!
It was NOT a "start button" thing, dude. It was v. complex.
Besides, it got a LOT of cellar women to give it up so I should be getting accolades and not attitude. Whore.
As horrified as I am about it, I have to agree with LJ here.
Brianna...you are definitely on report. Sorry. *shrugs*
:)
HungLikeJesus, Tanalia, Radar, Cloud, HLJ, Lumberjim!!
All on report for not going to chat as I requested. If you are on here at this time consider yourself on report. 4:11 pm mountain standard time.
Esp. HLJ.:headshake
Tanalia never heard of ya, but that doesn't mean you aren't on report!!
:D
I'm at work here....cant chat and work.....its unsafe
Hey not only are you still on Report.. when you hit 11,000...Guess what? On Report......
Got any more excuses? yea? Good....On report!
:)
heh......
Oh look...who do we have here that also didn't go to chat...
spudcon On report!!
I draw the line at chat at work.
gotta have SOME standards . . .
That's OK. Just don't make me do push ups.
me: where's my lime juice?! (making gin & tonic)
wife: it's in here, it needs to be refrigerated
me: YOUR FACE needs to be refrigerated
::: pause :::
me: because you're so hot
nice save. did it work?
Depends on how you mean. I'm always saying retarded shit...
I'm always saying retarded shit...
But thats what makes you Flint !!
Welllll, Holy Fucking Shit!!! Who the fuck started putting people on report and not telling me about it????????? A whole God damned platoon of dicks on report????? I want a formation in the Company Training Area in 30 Damned seconds!!!!!!!!
HURRY UP! 15 OF OF EM ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!
Damn that was easy....
YOU BETTER HAVE THAT SMART ASS AT MY FORMATION!!!!!!
Ugh , the First Sgt wants to see you Now !!
oh and he AIN'T Happy !!!
i've compiled a list of all the people I'm putting on report for Saturday, March 29th:
the listFinally I made it into someones list!
Beest & monster - accident report
Brianna - book report
case - court report
Cicero - special report
classicman - service report
Cloud - weather report
DucksNuts - wildlife report
glatt - police report
Flint - U.F.O. report
HungLikeJesus - erroneous report
LabRat - lab report
lumberjim - loggin' report
Madman - news report
NoBoxes - classified report
Razzmatazz13 - entertainment report
regular.joe - S.A.L.U.T.E. report
Shawnee123 - population report
SteveDallas - traffic report
Undertoad - post report
Zippyt - end of report
Welllll, Holy Fucking Shit!!! Who the fuck started putting people on report and not telling me about it????????? A whole God damned platoon of dicks on report????? I want a formation in the Company Training Area in 30 Damned seconds!!!!!!!!
HURRY UP! 15 OF OF EM ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!
:joylove:
Consider me in lust.
Noboxes...On Report. Big time. oh boy are you ever....
:)
Cicero is on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION REPORT! Now Cicero has to go see the Dean!
DucksNuts is on Report for flirting heavily with the Dean.
Bri...you are never going to get off report acting like that....
:D
Ducks yea...On Report. Or on you know..joe.
I would like to point out that there are conflicting paradigms here (cough): there seems to be a military report tier (a la cleaning latrines with toothbrushes); and a naughty schoolchild report (bend over for the willow switch).
So which is it, hmm? Can't make up your mind?
[COLOR="White"]Bend over and clean that toilet while I switch your behind! [/COLOR]
Whorified?
:biglaugha :rotflol:
..puts on Campaign Hat...picks up willow switch....hmm, nice combination.
cloud is on fancy pants report
I have a doctor's note. I'm excused being on report on account of blood coming out of my eyes.
Oh christ, you're really gonna milk this eh? :rolleyes:
Jesus, a few bloody tears and she's all "waah waah, I can't be on report..."
Pilau ate my homework, too.....
cloud is on fancy pants report
oooh-a whole category all by myself--hope that's worth a nice switching!
Oh christ, you're really gonna milk this eh? :rolleyes:
Yeah really.. though I don't think "milk" is the right word.... something more to do with blood... maybe "leech"?
Dana C is on report for being photogenic.
Monster is on report for lying about Pilau and acting like a doctor's note will work to get her out of the report.
Pilau steals and eats tarts...not homework. Good Pilau!!
The cellar reminds me of this Onion article at times:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/76503Hey not only are you still on Report.. when you hit 11,000...Guess what? On Report......
Got any more excuses? yea? Good....On report!
:)
heh......
[COLOR=Red] Oh look...who do we have here that also didn't go to chat...
spudcon On report!![/COLOR]
Sorry, but I can't be on report. I was here in my time machine, so it's actually March 30th, not the 28th, and I can't talk now because my computer doesn't work, and can I be the one who spanks Brianna?
Sod you and all your little "on report" chat clique.
Bah humbug.
When I get my laptop - YES my bro is sorting it as soon as Dell change their offer on 9 April, so there - you are all on my Ignore list. I am going to go to chat, but not to chat to you. Just because I can.
Nerrrrrrr.
Sod you and all your little "on report" chat clique.
Bah humbug.
When I get my laptop - YES my bro is sorting it as soon as Dell change their offer on 9 April, so there - you are all on my Ignore list. I am going to go to chat, but not to chat to you. Just because I can.
Nerrrrrrr.
Oh look who just won a spot on report?!?:headshake
People always think excuses and back-talk is going to work?!?
Spudcon also on report again for trying to evade report with time travel. Completely against the rules!!
:)
But, but, but, can I spank Bri?
Sod you and all your little "on report" chat clique.
Bah humbug.
When I get my laptop - YES my bro is sorting it as soon as Dell change their offer on 9 April, so there - you are all on my Ignore list. I am going to go to chat, but not to chat to you. Just because I can.
Nerrrrrrr.
you don't have to be a chatter to be on report, missy. this clique business is just made up nonsense from your little phone thing with brianna. I think i'll log onto chat and see what the other cool people think about this.
oh, and....you're on report.
Hey I've been away for 4 days - I want to be on report
dry hump phant lee
you are ornery port
So....is it possible to get OFF of report?
there are ways......
but...you have a 'boyfriend'
which reminds me....
jinx is off report
her boyfriend put her back on.... (while you were getting a snack)
But, but, but, can I spank Bri?
I think you'll find there's a queue.
Well...he's on report too...so, maybe we can work out some kind of deal to get both of us off?
Of report, that is.
her boyfriend put her back on.... (while you were getting a snack)
This was awesome! Monster off report.
:rotflol:
looky here, cicero. if that is your real name.....
i put her on report, so only i can take her off. 'sides....who deputized you in the first place??
NOW:
Lumberjim, back on Report! Big TIME!!
We will have to have an ad-hoc committee meeting about Monster to see her actual report status.
Until then, Lumberjim is on report big time!! I mean, all "the stops".
Besides, you yourself deputized the whole board earlier in the thread...smooth move...That's against the rules!!
:)
Outside of that, I am the newly unemployed so I have time to make all the random, trifle, inane reports I want...Which makes me a "on report god".
:D
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Am I still on report? I have stuff to do, ya know.
Yeah , like scrubbing ALL those Shitters !!
So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.
I mean...Jesus?
you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.
damn you .
damn you straight to hell
I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to.
better safe than sorry.
the pope of being on report called.
he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate.
~~~~end of missive~~~~
Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!
That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947
:blush: Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.
I think you'll find there's a queue.
I'll wait.
Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!
Think we should leave that to Elspode?
I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?
Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????
FUCK NO!
So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?
And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out!
that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.
I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.
HEY!!!
WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?
I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand. :greenface
available now!
(it has cellar.org in the same size font and color on the back)
that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.
Nope. Classic is right. Lush questioned the Report...Any questions about said, Report, is automatic mandatory Report.
Not that classic
isn't on report.
:D
$30 for a t-shirt is kinda steep, but . . .
I ordered one. :D
you must have gotten a fancy one..... the standard t is 22.95 (10% goes to the cellar, btw)
Heh. Love it! I'm going to get one! (as soon as I get a j-o-b)
I included the shipping and handling, too
well, so what if I do? Do you have any chocolate laxatives?
. . .
oh.
nevermind!
::rips report into shreds:: Take this and stick it up your a** LJ. You can't put me on report!!! YOU are on report!
So there.
If thats where the other shoe went - sure.
(10% goes to the cellar, btw)
to date, I've earned $4.52 for teh cellr. it's just sittin thar waitin until it hits $25 and then they'll pay up
Oh hai..Lumberjim's on Report again. After days and days of no Report activity, he had to go and ruin it for everyone! Just remember that Jim, how much everyone is going to suffer because you had to go and get on report again.
Cloud is also on Report. See?
Every time you (Lumberjim) go on Report from now on, another member is going with you....
:)
What about me? Can I take someone with me, too? And do I get to pick? Quick, someone come with me, because I think I am goin!
available now!
(it has cellar.org in the same size font and color on the back)
Want one, but apparently am too fat for the style I want :(
Oh hai..Lumberjim's on Report again. After days and days of no Report activity, he had to go and ruin it for everyone! Just remember that Jim, how much everyone is going to suffer because you had to go and get on report again.
Cloud is also on Report. See?
Every time you (Lumberjim) go on Report from now on, another member is going with you....
:)
clearly, you are far peskier than I. I know when I've met my match. Your reporting skills are truly dizzying. In fact, I'm wondering if you've had previous experience. You don't just come up with those advanced reporting skills by accident, ya know.
I'm thinkin' you WERE a hall monitor in school. .....
... ( hey.... look at elpsode!.....he's picturing you dressed up in a catholic school uniform).....
Anyway.....
Fartknocker!
Oooh, this is gonna be good!
:corn:
Oooh, this is gonna be good!
:corn:
One can only hope that Lumberjim starts with a StarWars-like laser beam and ends with dental tools.
He's just mad that he got on report again....lol! Peskier blah blah blah.....He has not reached into a deep dark past of hall monitoring and such. :) *blink* *blink*
And since case has been trying to get on report again, and has finally succeeded, let's make a brief mention of it here.
Case is On Report!!
:D
Yay! Now, who shall I take with me?
I'd be willing to let my inner bad girl out for a good cause...
I'd be willing to let my inner bad girl out for a good cause...
What's the deal? You have her tied up or something?
It was a typo - she's willing to let her bad girls out for a good cause ;)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
LabRat on report for threatening behaviour. Oh this will SO go on your permanent record!
Caser, may I sit next to you in detention?
you're all taking this verrrry lightly. you think it's a laughing matter? well, it' snot.
Of course, Rat! But now I gotta figure out how to get into detention...maybe I can sneak through the ceiling tiles a la John Bender.
oooh, got my shirt! looks sweet!
crap. knew you were going to say that!
Do it. Cloud just do it. :)
PIC, PIC, PICPICPIC!!!!
YAY!
Uuuh. I am putting myself on Report.
Holy Moley!!!
:smack:
I'd be willing to let my inner bad girl out for a good cause...
I've got your good cause right *here*, lass. When's the next golf junket?
what size? cause I might be willing to take it off yer hands fer ya....
I've got your good cause right *here*, lass. When's the next golf junket?
Not having one this year. Apparently we cost them too much money the last 2. . . heh heh heh. :violin:
We have family in KC that we haven't visited in awhile though, so if we make a trip down, rest assured, you'll be getting a call!
dar, cloud, shawnee, sundae and jinx are on report.
and I have the shirt to prove it!
'cept it's too small. :(
Fired & on report in the same week??? That sux! Yer harsh dude.
lol @ classic
I'm thrilled to be on report. It's better than the double secret probation I'm usually on.
I thought you were on triple secre.........eeew nevermind.
glatt and dana are on report retroactively to the beginning of this thread.
their offense? doing hitler searches for dead babies and crazy politicos. on the internet.
Aw, man! I thought I would stay off report. I had even forgotten there was one.
I know right? I consent to background checks in my job search and they ask me "have you ever been on report?" and I'm sure I look up and to the left and stammer "um..no, no, of course not, why would I ever be on report...why would you even ask me that?" as I desperately hope these reports don't show up on the background check. I'm not applying for POPE, here, people, why should it matter if I've ever been on report?
jim, have you recently been contacted as to the date and nature of any reports i've been on?
I would have reported that
Well, considering how lax you've been on your TPS reports I wasn't sure I could count on that.
Infi's on report for fraternising with foreign bodies. Texually.
Someone somewhere overbroad.
She'm mighta got ebola.
Yeah, I've had a real bad case of the fukkits.
I'm on report!
meh
Who do I have to stop fucking to get on report?
Who is this report of whom you speak?
That's only a matter of posture.
If Shel stops fucking I have a feeling the world stops spinning.
Fuck away lad. Take up the slack for lazers like me.
Because if I put you on report you'd really know about it.
Have no fear, I managed to get it spinning this morning. ;-)
Flint is on report for losing his contacts and shotgun tagging on bookface
the cellar is on report for losing cicero, brianna, razz, cloud, and the rest of the people that made it what it was back in the days this thread started.
When I re read a thread like this one, it makes me laugh, but then I get a little sad. Not complaining or saying there's anything wrong with the people that are still here.... just missing my old friends that have stopped participating, or died.
Hot Pastrami is on report.
Sent by thought transference
Unhand me, you knaves.
*cough*
I hope you turned your head when you coughed, young man. :eyebrow:
Mr Pastrami! I've missed you!
Sent by thought transference
So what did I miss while I was briefly away?
I hope you turned your head when you coughed, young man.
No, but I had the foresight to bring along my patented semi-circular cough tube, the CornerCough (TM). Call the number on your screen in the next 15 minutes and you'll also receive SneezeBreeze (TM), the fun and environmentally friendly way to stay cool during those hot summer months.
Mr Pastrami! I've missed you!
Well hey there, limey. I've missed you too. I've been meaning to ask...why are people in Greenwich so mean all the time?
you missed nothing and everything, as we always do. Good to see you again, Damn Interesting fellow that you are.
Flint is on report for losing his contacts and shotgun tagging on bookface
ƒuck you, jack! (that's a saying, right?)
I totes on-reported you first. No tag-backs.
*cough*
He's back! Howdy, HP.
ƒuck you, jack! (that's a saying, right?)
And ƒlint's back too! Hooray! How many signature posting styles can we collect in one thread? Now we just need OnyxCougar to come and post in purple...
