[help] Volleyball team name

We need a team name for our company volleyball team. Bonus points if it's funny and relates to crops or bad weather, especially hail (I work in crop insurance, it's even less interesting than it sounds). But really just so long as it pushes the envelope but is something we could get away with having on the back of our t-shirts, I'm interested. I guess you guys don't have a rep system here, but I'll give mad mental rep points to the winner.

Ball Busters.

The Crop Circle Jerks

Me So Corny

Hail in a Handbasket

Wilson!

At a former workplace there was a volleyball team organized by someone named Daihung. They ended up calling themselves Only The Good Dai Hung.

Yeah, I know, that doesn't help you.

The front runners so far are The Silage Patch Kids, Hail's Bales, and The Hail Caesars, with The Hail Caesars having a slight edge. Mostly because it lends itself to a Toga Party and drunken catchphrases like "Et tu Brute??". I do like Hail in a Handbasket though.

Volleyball? Jolly Balls.

THUNDERCLAPPERS!

You're supposed to clap your opponents points and lack of them.

No huh?

Hail Marys

Hail Raisers (Razors?)

Hail Marys? That could be fun. You only go to hell for that if you're Catholic, right?

Hail Raisers was our name last year. Can't decide if we want to change it up or not. Someone's already working on a logo, but I think it looks like a constipated golfball.

The Hail Crops?

(Isn't there a comet called Hale Bop?)

Fulla crop?

Carniverous Crop Crushers
Crop for Brains

and my favorite crop unrelated name...

The Multiple Scorgasms

The Beatdowns

Kornhailios

Rotators

Cultivators

Blowdown

Bad Yield

Farm Accident (stolen band name...sorry)

Agri-(we mean) Bidnezz

Plow

kultivated krushers

Get Plowed

go the other way...

Bumper Crop

Plague of Locusts
Lotsa Locusts
That's not a locust, it's a grasshopper (bit long, admittedly....)

Grain Belts

Field Hands

Stalkers

CornStubblers

Deere Johns

IH

Muddy Acres

Ditch Witches

Hail of Pain/ Pail of Hain

Ice Ice Babies

uh...what does volleyball have to do with corn or crops?

Brianna;441502 wrote:

uh...what does volleyball have to do with corn or crops?

The team is a company team and the company works in crop insurance.

Shawnee123;441444 wrote:

The Crop Circle Jerks

...

I think that this is the best so far.

If the team is old enough, you could be "Over the Hail"

Do you insure against the appearance of crop circles by the way?

Oh Crop!

(or Aw Crop!)

Hails Bales (Hail & Farming) is the best of the ones in the running...

or my fav...

The Cleveland Steamers

monster;441511 wrote:

If the team is old enough, you could be "Over the Hail"

Do you insure against the appearance of crop circles by the way?

Probably not, most of the team is around my age and I'm 26. And though I'm one of the younger ones, a few of my older teammates just got in trouble for giggling like stoned hyenas at the "Me So Corny" one. So we're not exactly dealing with the most mature minds. But yeah, lots of little green imaginary rep boxes to whoever came up with that one, though Crop Circle Jerks is one of my faves too.

And speaking of crop circles... Hmm... Good question. I'd assume so, but it's probably under a vandalism clause or something. Which is stupid, we definitely need an extraterrestrial clause.

Golf Ball size....

warch;441554 wrote:

Golf Ball size....

:lol:

Hail Knows

Hail E. Burton

Silo'd Out

I always wanted to be the Trailer Park Pikers just so I could get drunk and say "D'ya like dags?" all day. My teammates gave me one of those sideways dog looks. It hurt a little inside. Sigh...

Dingleschmutz;441552 wrote:

~snip~we definitely need an extraterrestrial clause.

I quit believing in Extraterrestrial Clause when I was about 7. I'll never forget that day. Dreams of youth, shattered.

I've never believed in them in the sense that I think little booger people from outer space are flying around earth and only visiting redneck colonies. I just want an extraterrestrial clause on an insurance policy because the idea of that makes me laugh. On the inside.

be the
Cthulhu's


just to hear people pronounce it.