Fortune Cookies

I assume everyone's familiar with the game where you add "in bed" or "between the sheets" to the end of every fortune in a fortune cookie, and then giggle like an idiot? I got one last weekend that - between the broken English and the actual content of the fortune - I'm not sure can ever be topped. But I'm at least willing to discuss it.

LOL, nice find dingleschmutz.

I wanna know if I can use it as a pickup line at a bar.

I'd fall for it in a heartbeat.