Do you pee in the shower?

It appears that the guys I work with are mortified that I pee in the shower, occasionally I mean. Not occasionally mortified, occasionally peeing in the shower.

Its not like I go in there specifically to pee, but if I am in there and I need to...why not?

About George peeing in the shower at the gym (on Seinfeld):


George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.
Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?

:)

This is well covered territory here in the Cellar. I think this is the third thread on this, and previous threads established that the majority of Dwellars pee in the shower.

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First thread

Second thread

DucksNuts;439918 wrote:

It appears that the guys I work with are mortified that I pee in the shower, occasionally I mean. Not occasionally mortified, occasionally peeing in the shower.

Once again, and I should probably know better by now, but I have to ask, how do they know? In what context did the subject come up?

No. And wearing flip flops in the shower at the gym makes me less skittish if my mind thinks about that. Nasty!

But shina, you're already standing on other people's sweat, underarm bacteria, hair grease... at least urine is sterile.

glatt;439925 wrote:

This is well covered territory here in the Cellar. I think this is the third thread on this, and previous threads established that the majority of Dwellars pee in the shower.

Edit:

First thread

Second thread

Yabbut glatt, there are lots of new people here now :p

Once again, and I should probably know better by now, but I have to ask, how do they know? In what context did the subject come up?

You dont discuss such things at work over lunch?

I believe we were talking about faking during sex, and one of the sales guys said his wife NEVER fakes, to which I burst out laughing and said "and I bet she doesnt pee in the shower either". Which was met with much "eww-ing" and "dirty bitch-ing".

DucksNuts;440174 wrote:

Yabbut glatt, there are lots of new people here now :p

True! I certainly don't want to shut the conversation down. It's a classic topic.

DucksNuts;440174 wrote:

You dont discuss such things at work over lunch?

I believe we were talking about faking during sex, and one of the sales guys said his wife NEVER fakes, to which I burst out laughing and said "and I bet she doesnt pee in the shower either". Which was met with much "eww-ing" and "dirty bitch-ing".

:lol: You kill me, girl. You really do. I'd have lunch with you anytime! maybe we could go to Geno's in Philly (long drive for you, I know) and order "two large wiz wit" or wtf ever. :D

glatt;439925 wrote:

This is well covered territory here in the Cellar.

OK, what about this territory?

Washing the a$$hole: first, middle, last? At what point in your shower routine do you hit this spot? And hopefully you just don't orbit Uranus a few times and call it good -- especially youse guys.

/hijack?;)

Brianna;440295 wrote:

:lol: maybe we could go to Geno's in Philly (long drive for you, I know) and order "two large wiz wit" or wtf ever. :D

it's funny because this line has been quoted like 5 times....and it should read 'two large wit wiz' ...meaning with cheeze whiz. (that nasty cheese like substance you get on roller rink nachos.



it's fucking nasty. real natives get provolone or american.

I'm from Texas, and even I know that American cheese is a travesty. As far as "cheeze whiz" ... WTF?!

Nope. I pee in your shower.:D

Yes... but I make sure it goes down the drain.


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lumberjim;440318 wrote:

it's funny because this line has been quoted like 5 times....and it should read 'two large wit wiz' ...meaning with cheeze whiz.

Oh man, are you sure you're from around here????

"Wiz" is the cheese, "wit" is talking about the fried onions. I can't wait till wolf shows up to tear your ass off for getting it wrong.

im so ashamed.

the irony is almost physically painful. it hurts in my taint.

A true hypocrite steps out of the shower to pee.

Not if they step out of the shower, to pee out the window.

Well, of course, not then.

jinx;442352 wrote:

Oh man, are you sure you're from around here????

"Wiz" is the cheese, "wit" is talking about the fried onions. I can't wait till wolf shows up to tear your ass off for getting it wrong.

Thanks Jinx, I was gonna say something, but thought I better not...

Jinx is taking me for my cheese steak.
I've lost my faith in LJ.

It's like finding out Father Christmas doesn't exist :mecry:

Can I come too, Sundae? I wanna hear you order it in your English accent.

I'd rather see her pee in the shower. :blush:

Okay REALLY??!?! HONESTLY?!??!! It all goes to the same place anyway!

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Here's my pee in the shower.

that's photoshopped

No I don't pee in the shower.

classicman;443077 wrote:

Can I come too, Sundae? I wanna hear you order it in your English accent.

Oh lord, they'd run me out of the shop (if not the city) for not speaking American!

Bruce, you could ask me to do many things. But film myself peeing doesn't make the list :headshake

Who said anything about a camera?

xoxoxoBruce;443085 wrote:

I'd rather see her pee in the shower. :blush:

Do I pee in the shower? Only when I have company;) :D