March 13, 2008: World's Oldest Animation

Clodfobble • Mar 12, 2008 12:54 pm
What is believed to be the world's oldest example of animation has been discovered on an Iranian ceramic bowl approximately 5,200 years old. Though it was found in a grave in the Burnt City in the 1970s, it was only recently that someone noticed the 5 images of a goat and a tree formed a series. Below is a panoramic spread of the ouside of the bowl.

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Sadly, it seems that The Cultural Heritage, Tourism and Handicrafts Organization, which has just released an 11-minute documentary about the bowl, feels people are too dumb to look at a series of images, so they have released an artist's interpretation .gif of what the animation might look like, which is the primary image making the rounds with this news article. Except the artist's interpretation is actually pretty crappy, the most grievous insult being that it uses at least seven images to make the goat jump twice, when there are only five images on the bowl to begin with. Apparently they also claimed that the tree was a depiction of the Assyrian Tree of Life, which according to the Circle of Ancient Iranian Studies is impossible, as the bowl predates Assyrian culture by over 1,000 years. (The offending .gif is too large to be attached here, but can be seen at the link above.)

Nonetheless, I think the little goat is plenty cool enough even when the hype is stripped away. Being on the outside of a bowl, the images easily could have been spun, which has been fueling speculation that a second piece could have been used to make the bowl into a proper zoetrope.
Shawnee123 • Mar 12, 2008 2:42 pm
*waiting for someone to turn it into an lolgoat.

That is really neat. Good find.
spudcon • Mar 12, 2008 5:14 pm
How's this?
Griff • Mar 12, 2008 5:20 pm
You should call yourself an artist so you can get paid. :yelgreedy
glatt • Mar 12, 2008 5:22 pm
Awesome! You even cut the smaller one out because it didn't go well with the others, didn't you?
spudcon • Mar 12, 2008 6:03 pm
Yup, the last one on the right was incomplete, screwed up the whole effect, so I chopped it out.
Not an artist, just a hobby. But thanx for the compliments.
spudcon • Mar 12, 2008 6:23 pm
After careful study, I discovered I could compress it even more, and found out the real secret of the animation.
monster • Mar 12, 2008 8:56 pm
:lol2:
lumberjim • Mar 12, 2008 9:43 pm
so, there ARE homos in Iran. I knew it.
Clodfobble • Mar 12, 2008 10:34 pm
Even worse, there are goat f*ckers!
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2008 11:02 pm
Excellent find, Clodfobble. :thumb:
Shawnee123 • Mar 13, 2008 10:12 am
spudcon,

that was awesome, thanks!
spudcon • Mar 13, 2008 7:26 pm
Why thank you Ma'am. Tweren't nuthin'. That stuff keeps me off the streets.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 13, 2008 10:36 pm
That and feets of snow.
spudcon • Mar 14, 2008 5:38 am
:DNothing wrong with my feets!
SPUCK • Mar 14, 2008 6:07 am
Damn!!

spudcon that was the best laugh I've had in weeks!! I was gasping for air I couldn't even see thru the tears...

Booyah baby!