Wood jew?

[COLOR="White"]yeah, i'm goin' to hell[/COLOR]
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Knotzi!

omg you are too damn funny, shel! :lol:

Wood eye? Wood eye?

lol...that's the joke that kept running through my mind when I viewed the "Would you" thread and what got me on this clone idea.

Branch out then - woodjew? Of course - I could be barking up the wrong tree - if so leaf it alone, if knot, cut loose.

Nah, you're just pining for me. I've told you to leaf me alone, quit rooting around here.

Yeah, stop needling her, classic. Yew wood be better off sticking to old chestnuts.

That was your 4500th post

Is that a sex toy?

monster;438291 wrote:

Yeah, stop needling her, classic. Yew wood be better off sticking to old chestnuts.

Thanks, you maple him out of my way anytime...otherwise he'd plant himself right here, and aspen enough time dodging men. But I'm not a beech, oak k?

TheMercenary;438311 wrote:

Is that a sex toy?

Well, now I'm not the only one going to hell! :p

Anyone up for a tree-way?

Yew askin? willow won't they? that's the question.

I be-leaf the dogwood.

lmao! the dogwood. :lol:

I have never been so thoroughly out-punned.

Would you care for some Jews?

Circumcised -- or ring-barked?