I'm not sorry about ur finger
I'm not sorry about your finger, either.
Me either, you were asking for it anyway
I am, however, deeply sorry about your toe. That toe was an innocent bystander.
And your penis.
but definitely not your finger. You were askin' for it.
I don't care how many times I have to say it...
I don't care about your f'ing finger. Man.
Dan and I are not sorry. We never were. Right dan?
I'm not sorry either. You shouldn't have tried to put it
where it didn't belong in the first place.
I would need to see a picture before I could determine if I'm sorry or not.
Me reweth, LJ, thi faire vinger.
Me reweth, LJ, thi faire vinger.
Ay, there's the nub.
Rub a nub, bub,
that man in the tub.
Don't butcher, just bake her,
you candlestick maker...
i meant more of theeeeese
Then let the fingering continue.
man...fuck that fat fuckin' fucker's fat fuckin' fingers
Did someone say finger?
[COLOR="Silver"]this is what a toddlers finger looks like approximately 3 weeks after it has been closed in a gym door...[/COLOR]
Well. Nevermind I guess.
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This thread is making me barf. For more barfing opportunities please see below.
This thread is making me barf. For more barfing opportunities please see below.
Never let fingers with teeth feel your pussy.
This subject is getting way more involved than I was ready for.
Griff, will you marry me? ;)
Are you with old school mormonism?
Well isn't that like comparing...
hard to force a meme... they just happen
thats the coolest kid evar
"Hey Grandma - Kiss this!"
This whole thread has a certain cognitive dissonance for
those of us with a certain technical background.
this is what a toddlers finger looks like approximately 3 weeks after it has been closed in a gym door...
Well. Nevermind I guess.
try 2...
Gah! Is that your daughter's?
I'm not supposed to be sorry about it, but I'm having trouble.
Yep. I posted about it getting smashed when it happened, but was requested not to post the pics of the nail as it healed. I obliged then. I couldn't resist now... I have a pic of the nail bed once the nail fell completely off, too. It's all wrinkly and kind of cool. Wanna see? :D
Sure, why not?
When I was a kid, the little girl across the street got her finger severed about 80% through in a slammed door. The cut off bit was dangling from the rest of the finger by a flap of skin. They sewed her back up at the hospital, and her finger fully recovered. Toddlers are remarkable in their healing ability.
OK! Two different views. Sorry about the bad color on the one, but you can still see the texture.
What it originally looked like, the day after getting smooshed:
I wish I had taken a few as it grew back in, but it's good as new now. No lasting damage, whew.
Ouch! Didn't realize those were your kid's fingers. Not fun, and I'm a nail biter. :)
Those don't look nearly as bad as I was expecting.
No, see. Much more cooler than grosser.
...with their mouths full
Now if your penis was the same size as your finger...
This whole thread has a certain cognitive dissonance for those of us with a certain technical background.
SteveDallas also gets funny looks when he brags about being an expert "log analyzer" ...
Now if your penis was the same size as your finger...
what? you could have a puppy suckle it? dewd. have you ever seen a puppy's teeth? needles, brah, needles.
and there is that whole bestiality angle that troubles me.
hard to force a meme... they just happen
*Shudder* this thread brings back a fun memory. My dad dropped something heavy on his toe and it was disgusting. Then to motivate us to work and behave, he put his foot up on the table and ripped off the bad toenail, to show us what he might do to us....
Thank god my dad is really a softy on the inside.
softy? or gooey?
Nevermind. I don't want to know.
softy? or gooey?
Nevermind. I don't want to know.
I'm gonna go bleach my brain now.
[FONT=Comic Sans MS]NOT SORRY ABOUT UR FINGER[/FONT]
