The Simpsons - Quotes

Allow me to lower my brow more than it already is and say that "I love 'The Simpsons'". Since it's been on for quite sometime, I can only assume some of you also enjoy their zany antics. So, post a quote if you've got a good one.

" I told you never to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?" -Chief Wiggum

Homer - "What are you two doing?"
Bart/Lisa - "We're practicing tennis?"
Homer - "That's tennis?!? What's the one where women in bikinis fight each other?"
Bart - "Foxy Boxing?"
Homer - "Yes, that's what I wanted!"

Lisa - "A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet."
Bart - "Not if they were called 'Stink Blossoms'."
Marge - "I wouldn't want a dozen 'Stink Blossoms' for Valentines Day. Some candy would do just fine."
Homer - "Not if they were called 'Scum Drops'."

I'm pretty much a Simpsons addict as well. Thanks to the TiVo, I watch two Simpsons episodes every day, WOO HOO!!

I'm drawing a blank for quotes, but here are a couple:

Homer: "OOOo, floor pie!"

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.


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These guys are truly obsessive, down to compiling The Yoink List!

It's been a long time since I've seen this one, and I only saw it once. But it left a lasting impression on me.

[ Peanut falls under couch. Homer goes to look and finds $20. ]

Homer: Awww, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

[ Homer heads out the door, trips and falls, and the $20 blows out the window. ]

Yes, I remember that one. I really enjoy the discussions between Homer and his brain. Here's one of my favorites:

Homer is doing something that requires thinking...

Homer: "Okay, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. So let's hurry up and solve this one so I can go back to killing you with beer."
Brain: "Deal."