I did not have any sex with anybody

Now that is a great quote.

Apparently this candidate takes the Teacher of the Year competition very seriously and was trying to unduly influence the voters.

Abbiejane Swogger, who has quite the name, will have a resume to match soon. This former exotic dancer can certainly add former teacher's aide when updating her resume.

Party on.

The male teen fantasy satisfied. Give her an award.

Edit: Ok, I take that back. I just saw her on TV. Serious skankness.

She said she relied on her school income along with child support payments and Social Security checks sent to her on behalf of one of her two sons, whose father died. Her older son, a 10th-grader at Highlands Senior High School, was distraught about the attention her case has received and [COLOR="Red"]will transfer to a cyber school[/COLOR], she said

You can transfer to the Cellar?

TheMercenary;435349 wrote:

The male teen fantasy satisfied. Give her an award.

Edit: Ok, I take that back. I just saw her on TV. Serious skankness.

TV nothing. This was sent in to the alt-rock station's morning show here in Pittsburgh (faces blurred out by the station). The morning show's page with the picture is here, but depending on when you click, you might have to go back one or two pages.

wait a sex, er sec. that's the teacher and the student's she didn't have sex with? Dude, how pissed would you be if your mom was tag teamed by your classmates?