We all knew it was true, but...

Who would have thought our justice system can sometimes get the job done? All it takes is, oh, seven years or so.

Maker of Enzyte found guilty of fraud

Some former employees, including relatives of Warshak, pleaded guilty to other charges and cooperated with prosecutors. They testified that the company created fictitious doctors to endorse the pills, fabricated a customer-satisfaction survey and made up numbers to back claims about Enzyte's effectiveness.

Warshak, 40, could face more than 20 years in prison and his company could have to forfeit tens of millions of dollars.

Enzyte shrivels up just like a unusable wang.

Weinberg also had told jurors that Berkeley had been targeted by the government in "a relentless criminal investigation."

I don't see a problem with that, except it took too long.