Also available in meth and cocaine versions.
I think I saw those in the store along with the Oscar the Lush, "The Walls are melting Cookie Monster", and the rolling Big Bird doll...
...and Crack Whore Snuffleupagus.
...across the aisle from Beakers Meth lab.
... and next to Animal's "Freakout Room Playset" tm. For those times when you bite off a little more than you can chew...