No Sex for 6 Months

...ripped off of WIP 610 sports radio ( post superbowl sports talk is somewhat lacking):


What is the least ...realistic (as in...not the Eagles winning the superbowl).... thing or service you would accept for complete abstinence...King of your Castle.....Master of your Domain.....For 6 MONTHS 180 days!

no sex with your partner...no auto release.... just NONE.

A 60 inch plasma TV?

A new lawnmower?

etc?


I think I'd have to have something pretty fucking substantial....6 months is a long time.

I'm thinking.... this

I think you are talking about my life here.
I'm still waiting for the wonderful prize at the end of it...

today my answer would be enough money to pay our bills for 6 months

My memory may be faulty, but I think I did that already, and got a 5 month old baby in return.

Oh, wait, you said "master of your domain." Never mind.

I was in one of those

6 months? uh uh. Not happening.

Your arms were in casts?

I could go six months with no sex for no reason, but if someone is offering I'd like some hiking supplies.

I could go 6 months without sex and not even notice I had done it. I could go without jerking off for....oh nevermind..I just jerked off while typing this......oops...there I go again. I'm out.

Seriously though, sometimes I feel like I've got to dust off my dick to see if it still works. I should have married my wife's younger sister or better yet...not gotten married at all.