The 'When the fuck!' thread

when the fuck were you gonna thank me for being so awesome?

When ya gonna start?

You have to go first. Are you unacquainted with the phrase "cause and effect"?

I seem to be short an awesome valentine in the valentine thre......
oh hi LJ.

You scratch my awesome and I'll scratch yours.
:)
Ok....that's not how it sounds.

yeah. well.....actually, my awesome is located on my cock.....
so....

[B]lol!!!! It's my new favorite line from Super Bad!!!! [/B]

Ok you earned it. That was awesome LJ. Thank you...

(I've been waiting for someone to use that line and properly)

You got pure luuuuucky that time.

Pure lucky to have that straight line delivered to him belt high over the middle? P'raps. But where's the skill in hitting those where they ain't?

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

finally...someone got the spirit of the thread. good job radar.

this wasnt a thread about how awesome i am. although i am pretty fucking awesome.....
it was for questions just like that one.

so....flying cars.....
i think maybe 2050 around the advent of cold fusion....

i hope i make it long enough to see it happen.....I'll be 80 in 2050.

BigV;431885 wrote:

Pure lucky to have that straight line delivered to him belt high over the middle? P'raps. But where's the skill in hitting those where they ain't?

made even easier by the fact that i had just watched superbad the night before. i'll be re watching that one i think.

When the fuck are the religious right in America going to get it through their thick skulls that America is a secular nation made up of people from all religions and that none of those religions should be legislated onto others?

Radar;432426 wrote:

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

We got one.

I've seen that one, but I really don't count it. It's more like a mini osprey and it's really loud. A flying car in my book is no louder than a regular car, and it can be driven equally on the ground or in the air. So you can drive, take off while driving in the air, and land on the ground and drive more at normal speeds, with normal maneuvering capability, until you get to your final destination.

Although, now that I think about it, in all the fake videos of flying cars, buildings in the future were so tall, they reached miles into the air so a car could just pull in to the garage at that level.

This means the car needs to be able to stop while in mid-air and hover (floating stop signs) and be able to pull into a garage and stop super high. It also needs to have the same passenger load, and cargo load ability as a normal car.

I just noticed something on that skycar website. Watch the videos of the car being tested for hovering. Everything looks normal until you see it drift to one side, and then you realize it's attached to a crane.

lumberjim;432428 wrote:

so....flying cars.....
i think maybe 2050 around the advent of cold fusion....

i hope i make it long enough to see it happen.....I'll be 80 in 2050.

. . . by which time you'll be snorting at these young kids with their new-fangled flying cars while you're puttering around in your 2020 Nissan ("They knew how to make GOOD cars back then!!").

bah...by then, 80 will be the new 60. I'll be trying to learn to gravboard or something

With your bionic hip replacement and all

Radar;432620 wrote:

I just noticed something on that skycar website. Watch the videos of the car being tested for hovering. Everything looks normal until you see it drift to one side, and then you realize it's attached to a crane.

I did see the crane, but I didn't see a cable.

I heard what you mean about the noise, that thing's way too loud for a car. Of course, it is the first of its kind, or so I thought. I'm sure they'll come up with quieter, and more car-like models in the future.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_car#Current_development_examples.

Or do you want something more like this?

like this!
[youtube]IJhlD6q71YA[/youtube]

I'd be glad to give Milla a ride. :D :doit:

lumberjim;432695 wrote:

like this!

Exactly.

damn. wrong thread. i clone faked myself out. it's here now.

donebeendone

a general amen radar.. saw a flick today about flying helicopters/motorcycles.. don't know about you... but I don't trust thee fucks to drive on pavement. gimmie the sky to be free for a little bit.. heh, once avery jimmy-shitstick takes to the air.. I might be able to drive to work.. or for godsake ride my bike!

Hey cowhead, good to hear from ya, man.
When you're riding your bike, wear a damn good helmet, to save you from falling idiots.

Radar;432426 wrote:

When the fuck are we going to get the flying cars we were promised in the 50s?

Oh, man, you don't want to go there.

I want you to imagine today's traffic, with all the idiots and morons all doing their idiot things behind the wheel of a car. Speeding, running red lights, cutting off other drivers where the lane merges, driving while intoxicated, causing accidents, that sort of thing.

Now imagine these idiots in a flying car, while remembering that plane crashes are often fatal.

I find it bad enough just sharing the road with these idiots. Somehow the idea of all those idiots given the ability to fly doesn't inspire me with a great deal of confidence.

Don't worry, Spacely Sprockets has invented all kinds of devices to prevent in-air collisions.

Kingswood;437805 wrote:

Now imagine these idiots in a flying car, while remembering that plane crashes are often fatal.

I find it bad enough just sharing the road with these idiots. Somehow the idea of all those idiots given the ability to fly doesn't inspire me with a great deal of confidence.

Don't worry, by that time all traffic will be completely computer-controlled. The computers will decide everything. The computers will keep us safe. The computers will decide when we merge, how fast we go, and how much space we need between vehicles.

Yeah, like I said. ;)

Computers will prevent crashes? :comp1:

Of course they will, Bruce. They know better than we do. Do not question the computers.

So, when are we here in the States gonna get a REAL presidential candidate?

So when am I going to get soma (Brave New World stylee)?
I wouldn't mind if the Gubbmint kept the poor in a permanently semi-cabbaged state, as long as I was one of them.