What is so difficult about driving?

It's one of those days.....Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car?

Or the guy in the mack truck decides to leave his vehicle at a busy intersection for unknown reasons after you just avoided the car changing two lanes, right in front of your car to make a left turn that would put them right into a curb?

Finally the chaos is over and you breathe a sigh of relief until the person a couple cars ahead gets in the left lane and decides that they or going to aim back for the lane you are in again while you are driving by? The only real luck you have experienced is that no one was in the lane to your right because you had to swerve and didn't have time to check it.....

What is so f'ing hard about driving?!?

(this is what I started to yell to myself in my car after about 10 minutes of baffling stupidity)


I am a very patient person and driver...but all the things that I just saw make even me into an irate driver...

Why are some days filled with vehicular pandemonium and other days just mildly slow, retarded, and dumb?

Help before someone hits me with that dummy club today! aaaah?!? Is the answer to be found in the city water?!?

Cicero;429144 wrote:

snip~I am a very patient person ~snip

:rotflol:

Cicero - it's probably not the other drivers.

Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car?

This week we are hosting a PGA tournament, the Super Bowl, and some sort of large business convention downtown. At least that is what I've heard. I think they are all just trying to kill me.

Damn you, Bruce."I am a very patient person and driver..."

lol! Well, that is kind of funny....
:)



I just don't like bruce...What can I say?

HungLikeJesus;429151 wrote:

Cicero - it's probably not the other drivers.

Then who is it?
:D

Maybe you should try a lesson from the Homer Simpson Defensive Driving School:

<Homer is shunting cars out of the way>
Marge: Homer, I think you should drive a little more ... defensively...
Homer: Oh Marge. The best defense is a good Offense!

lookout123;429155 wrote:

This week we are hosting a PGA tournament, the Super Bowl, and some sort of large business convention downtown. At least that is what I've heard. I think they are all just trying to kill me.

Look at their license plates...Do any say NM?!?
:D

The people that flew in and rented cars will most likely have NM plates.

xoxoxoBruce;429352 wrote:

The people that flew in and rented cars will most likely have NM plates.

Interesting idea....plbbbbt.

Waldorf or Statler Bruce?
http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season1/

You hate it when I'm right.

Cicero;429349 wrote:

Look at their license plates...Do any say NM?!?
:D

or Chihuahua? :D

I enjoy driving. Sometimes I think that driving is like dream flying.

Cloud;429362 wrote:

I enjoy driving. Sometimes I think that driving is like dream flying.

This illustrates my point I think....

Hey Cloud...you live pretty close to me don't you?
:D

and once more, a cloud driving comment makes me glad I live far far away....

come on now, guys. I've been in one accident in 35 years of adult driving (a fender bender involving an unfamiliar city and an unfamiliar intersection), and my last speeding ticket was in 1982. Just because you can take pleasure from something, doesn't mean it is unsafe.

Does it?

(plans a trip to Cicero's city)

Cloud;429371 wrote:

Just because you can take pleasure from something, doesn't mean it is unsafe.

Does it?

(plans a trip to Cicero's city)

That depends on who "you" is and what "unsafe" is...

:D

C'mon by! But I'm driving......:p

just as long as we avoid the intersection at Paseo de Peralta and Guadalupe! ;)

I's only teasing you hon, you know that ;)

(revs engine: head for Michigan)

vroom! vroom! I'm flying!

Cloud;429492 wrote:

(revs engine: head for Michigan)

vroom! vroom! I'm flying!

Be sure to purchase the skidoo adapter kit when you replace that 710 cap.

Cicero;429144 wrote:

It's one of those days.....Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car?

Everyday I ride my motorcycles.

TheMercenary;429517 wrote:

Everyday I ride my motorcycles.

I've never mastered that. I can only ride one at a time.

Or Mercenary's beside himself when he drives.

Where is that deadpan-smartass smiley?