Pretty funny. I bet they make money.
Nekkid skydiving! Done the diving, but not nekkid!
Can you imagine the pain if you didn't land on your feet? ooooeeee...ooowwwwweeeeeee!
"an unusual gap in the market"
hmmm.
I can't believe that they didn't make any "ripcord" jokes. :headshake
"Excuse me mam, is that a ripcord hanging out from between your legs?"
ma'am?
did you mean.....sir?
pssst..classic, think about it. Yeah, it's ewwwwwwwwww. :)
Is that the ripcord or do you just have a very long skinny penis?
And make sure you don't confuse your emergency 'chute with your emergency chute.
Here's a fly naked -is this fly pr0n?
If she dances and we tuck a bill under her wing there, is that fly tipping?
[flight attendant]Ladies and Gentlemen, please remove your clothes before taking your seats being sure to place your seat protector under your bottom prior to being seated. Please ensure all clothing items are stowed safely in the overhead lockers and remember, due to cooler air conditioning, some shrinkage may occur. Please try not to be alarmed.
In the case of emergency, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head. Please remember to fit your own mask before helping others. We also suggest that clothes may be a benefit in case of a crash landing, however, we respect your right to be naked and while all care will be taken to ensure the safety of your person, we accept no responsibility for damage incurred due to the absence of clothing.
Please have a nice flight[/flight attendant]