which hand do you beat your wife with?

lumberjim • Jan 28, 2008 6:36 pm
right or left?
Aliantha • Jan 28, 2008 6:37 pm
I don't have a wife
lumberjim • Jan 28, 2008 6:38 pm
ok, which hand does your husband beat you with?
Aliantha • Jan 28, 2008 6:40 pm
He doesn't beat me...at anything! ;)
Cicero • Jan 28, 2008 6:42 pm
Are you suggesting that my husband hurt his hand?!?

I don't appreciate this line of questioning, sir.

:)
binky • Jan 28, 2008 6:43 pm
Or, which hand do you beat your husband with?
Cloud • Jan 28, 2008 6:54 pm
no spouse. hah!
binky • Jan 28, 2008 7:00 pm
so...who do you beat on?
lumberjim • Jan 28, 2008 7:06 pm
the little man in the boat, of course....
DucksNuts • Jan 28, 2008 9:33 pm
He doesnt count, coz he REAALLLY likes it!

I'm an arse or kidney puncher...usually the right hand unless I use a combination hit.
SteveDallas • Jan 28, 2008 9:56 pm
I make my living with my hands--they're too valuable to risk. I pay someone to take care of things for me as necessary.
Trilby • Jan 29, 2008 8:02 am
omg lj kills me