Zengum finally takes Cicero in post count.

Cicero • Jan 28, 2008 2:51 pm
So yea...While I have been working away at this completely ridiculous new job, for a low salary, extended hours, and for a complete jerk: I just noticed that Zengum has taken this opportunity to beat my post count. Fine: but I will come back when you least expect it......I hope it was all you dreamed of Zen!!


Just remember that while you are busy taking advantage in my absence...You do not get the glory of actually seeing me frown (aside from rare occasions like this).


:p

So there! You sneak!!! I am opening this thread to people who would like to make fun of Zengum and haven't had anywhere to do it thus far!

I will start: Zengum does not rock.
Flint • Jan 28, 2008 2:54 pm
Zengum loses it's flavor in less than a minute, and you have to get a new piece.
classicman • Jan 28, 2008 6:31 pm
Zengum makes you feel guilty.
Cloud • Jan 28, 2008 6:55 pm
er. . . can I just interject here and say I'd like to hear more about your new job?

and anyway . . . it's in Santa Fe, so I have no sympathy!
ZenGum • Jan 28, 2008 9:37 pm
Its about bloody time you noticed that, Cicero! ;)

Seriously, I was keeping quiet not out of politeness or consideration for your feelings, but because I will be leaving Japan very soon and will go through a period with reduced internet access and won't be around here as often :mecry: . So chances are by the end of February you'll be back in front. So I'd look pretty silly gloating about my legendary triumph when I let it die a month or two later.

Make fun of Zengum, eh? Hmm, that fellow obviously doesn't have a life or any friends in real life....
SteveDallas • Jan 28, 2008 9:54 pm
How about just "ZenGum finally takes Cicero"?
DucksNuts • Jan 28, 2008 10:13 pm
from behind?
SteveDallas • Jan 28, 2008 10:15 pm
You have a filthy mind.
Clodfobble • Jan 28, 2008 10:51 pm
As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 28, 2008 11:35 pm
Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?
SteveDallas • Jan 28, 2008 11:37 pm
Clodfobble;427955 wrote:
As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.

This post is actually the only Google hit for "frumbies"... spelling maybe?
classicman • Jan 28, 2008 11:44 pm
try this
Shawnee123 • Jan 29, 2008 9:43 am
Zengum may cause drowziness. Do not drive heavy machinery until you know how Zengum will affect you. Stop taking zengum if you have a post that lasts more than 4 hours.
Cicero • Jan 29, 2008 11:09 am
"I'm big in Japan!"- "Big in Japan!!"
:)
TheMercenary • Jan 29, 2008 11:20 am
xoxoxoBruce;427975 wrote:
Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?


I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?

Or was that Brumbies?
ZenGum • Jan 29, 2008 11:55 am
The Brumbies are a rugby team from Canberra, Australia.
Brumby is an Australian word meaning a wild horse.

It should not be confused with DOUBLE BASS:
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
Cicero • Jan 29, 2008 11:59 am
:eek:
Shawnee123 • Jan 29, 2008 12:10 pm
TheMercenary;428056 wrote:
I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?

Or was that Brumbies?


Do they wear rugby slippers? ;)

ZenGum wrote:
Budgie's tongue


What is a budgie? A bird? :confused:
DucksNuts • Jan 29, 2008 8:21 pm
Its a little parrot.

Not to be confused with the Budgie Smuggler....
DucksNuts • Jan 29, 2008 8:22 pm
Side note....I'd let that dude smuggle my budgie anyfriggenday :)
Aliantha • Jan 29, 2008 8:25 pm
Here's what one looks like.

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Budgy smugglers are speedo's obviously (if you've seen ducks pic) They call them budgy smugglers for obvious reasons if you look at a man wearing them from the front.

budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.
Cicero • Jan 30, 2008 11:39 am
Wow. Birds and packages....this thread is a bit more interesting than I had intended.....
:)
Shawnee123 • Jan 30, 2008 11:47 am
ZenGum wrote:
sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.


OK, so a budgie is a bird...what the hell does this mean, then? :o
Shawnee123 • Jan 30, 2008 11:48 am
Aliantha;428252 wrote:
budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.


Ooops, never mind. :blush:
SteveDallas • Jan 30, 2008 11:55 am
I have to say that this isn't the first thing I thought of at the phrase "budgie smuggler."
SteveDallas • Jan 30, 2008 11:56 am
Shawnee123;428435 wrote:
Ooops, never mind. :blush:

Don't feel bad... I was just getting ready to ask whether the bird should be perched on the woman's shoulder, or what.
Shawnee123 • Jan 30, 2008 11:57 am
:lol:

Yeah, I was way confused, even after I figured out what the heck a budgie referred to, how anyone could get their tongue down there in that particular position.

I need to get out more.
Aliantha • Jan 30, 2008 5:07 pm
What I want to know is when he's going to finally take Shawnee...
ZenGum • Jan 30, 2008 9:02 pm
ZenGum;428062 wrote:

It should not be confused with DOUBLE BASS:


Follow the link, people, it's all explained there. And it's funny. But NSFW in a textual kind of way.
Cloud • Jan 30, 2008 9:18 pm
in the States we call the parakeets, unless you're a budgie keeper! (just in case you're confused as to why people are confused.)

Lovely little birds, but I'm not calling my clit that. I try to limit the animal references for body parts.
Aliantha • Jan 30, 2008 9:19 pm
parakeets are much larger than budgies.
Cloud • Jan 30, 2008 9:20 pm
right, but in the States, we call the common little pet bird, which I think is properly called a budgie, a parakeet. It's probably incorrect, but that's what we call them.
monster • Jan 31, 2008 8:53 pm
they do. and they call parakeets parrots. It's like in fast food restaurants there's no "small" size -it's medium, large and fatbastard. Everything is named bigger. Except women's dress sizes. :D
Cicero • Feb 2, 2008 4:00 pm
........And women's underwear. :)
Clodfobble • Feb 2, 2008 10:30 pm
Cicero wrote:
........And women's underwear.


Part of the cultural briefing (nyuk nyuk) given to my female friend as she was headed to teach English in Japan was to stock up on bras before she left the States, as it would be nearly impossible to find them in "her size" over there. Imagine her shock when she learned that the boobs that had been B-cups all her life were considered E-cups in that part of the world.
Cicero • Feb 4, 2008 3:14 pm
Hold on Zengum!!! That confirms that I'm moving to Japan!!!

"Soopastaaaa."
:)