Zengum finally takes Cicero in post count.
So yea...While I have been working away at this completely ridiculous new job, for a low salary, extended hours, and for a complete jerk: I just noticed that Zengum has taken this opportunity to beat my post count. Fine: but I will come back when you least expect it......I hope it was all you dreamed of Zen!!
Just remember that while you are busy taking advantage in my absence...You do not get the glory of actually seeing me frown (aside from rare occasions like this).
:p
So there! You sneak!!! I am opening this thread to people who would like to make fun of Zengum and haven't had anywhere to do it thus far!
I will start: Zengum does not rock.
Zengum loses it's flavor in less than a minute, and you have to get a new piece.
Zengum makes you feel guilty.
er. . . can I just interject here and say I'd like to hear more about your new job?
and anyway . . . it's in Santa Fe, so I have no sympathy!
Its about bloody time you noticed that, Cicero! ;)
Seriously, I was keeping quiet not out of politeness or consideration for your feelings, but because I will be leaving Japan very soon and will go through a period with reduced internet access and won't be around here as often :mecry: . So chances are by the end of February you'll be back in front. So I'd look pretty silly gloating about my legendary triumph when I let it die a month or two later.
Make fun of Zengum, eh? Hmm, that fellow obviously doesn't have a life or any friends in real life....
How about just "ZenGum finally takes Cicero"?
As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.
Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?
As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.
This post is actually the only Google hit for "frumbies"... spelling maybe?
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:)
Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?
I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?
Or was that Brumbies?
The Brumbies are a rugby team from Canberra, Australia.
Brumby is an Australian word meaning a wild horse.
It should not be confused with
DOUBLE BASS:
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?
Or was that Brumbies?
Do they wear rugby slippers? ;)
Budgie's tongue
What is a budgie? A bird? :confused:
Its a little parrot.
Not to be confused with the Budgie Smuggler....
Side note....I'd let that dude smuggle my budgie anyfriggenday :)
Here's what one looks like.
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Budgy smugglers are speedo's obviously (if you've seen ducks pic) They call them budgy smugglers for obvious reasons if you look at a man wearing them from the front.
budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.
Wow. Birds and packages....this thread is a bit more interesting than I had intended.....
:)
sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
OK, so a budgie is a bird...what the hell does this mean, then? :o
budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.
Ooops, never mind. :blush:
I have to say that this isn't the first thing I thought of at
the phrase "budgie smuggler."Ooops, never mind. :blush:
Don't feel bad... I was just getting ready to ask whether the bird should be perched on the woman's shoulder, or what.
:lol:
Yeah, I was way confused, even after I figured out what the heck a budgie referred to, how anyone could get their tongue down there in that particular position.
I need to get out more.
What I want to know is when he's going to finally take Shawnee...
It should not be confused with DOUBLE BASS:
Follow the link, people, it's all explained there. And it's funny. But NSFW in a textual kind of way.
in the States we call the parakeets, unless you're a budgie keeper! (just in case you're confused as to why people are confused.)
Lovely little birds, but I'm not calling my clit that. I try to limit the animal references for body parts.
parakeets are much larger than budgies.
right, but in the States, we call the common little pet bird, which I think is properly called a budgie, a parakeet. It's probably incorrect, but that's what we call them.
they do. and they call parakeets parrots. It's like in fast food restaurants there's no "small" size -it's medium, large and fatbastard. Everything is named bigger. Except women's dress sizes. :D
........And women's underwear. :)
........And women's underwear.
Part of the cultural briefing (nyuk nyuk) given to my female friend as she was headed to teach English in Japan was to stock up on bras before she left the States, as it would be nearly impossible to find them in "her size" over there. Imagine her shock when she learned that the boobs that had been B-cups all her life were considered E-cups in that part of the world.
Hold on Zengum!!! That confirms that I'm moving to Japan!!!
"Soopastaaaa."
:)