the latest LOLcats and other captions thread
seems like there should be something funnier than this:
Why does the deer get to talk, but the cat just gets a thought balloon?
Why does the deer get to talk, but the cat just gets a thought balloon?
well, have
you ever heard a cat talk?
Why does the deer get to talk, but the cat just gets a thought balloon?
cats are subtle. duh.
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stolen off a friend's facebook
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Dana..................
and finally
I lied:
that's just messed up man. good find.
I thought quack whore was really funny.
It's not bad... I have to say, though, I'm not getting the squirrel one.
His arm is back as if he's about to throw a punch at whoever he's talking to.
The squirrel looks like a bad ass about to hop the fence and whip some tail.
Do want Beaver.... yes I do.
Beware...
This one had me laughing out loud. The eyes of scheming cat are great, but I love the "expression" on the other cat's face.
some days
lol!!!! That is so me! If the animation could start out smiling and look really pleased at first it would be an even closer match...
Mel Brooks. He has a Korman.
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This one cracked me up for some reason...
I almost posted that one!
Monkeh!
The pizza cats are my favourites in a long, long time!
I have just found my new background
That looks a lot like Toonces . . . .
Now that you mention it....yeah it do. :D
That looks a lot like Toonces . . . .
Story I've prolly told a thousand time: my first kitty my ex and I got we named Toonces. I wuvved him and still miss him. He couldn't drive though, that I know of.
. . . that I know of.
There's always that bit of uncertainty.
Hah! Good ones. I love the Kate Moss one, made me spit my coffee. :D
I don't get the kate moss one.....
I don't get the kate moss one.....
She has anorexia.
She has anorexia.
and cocainorexia, too
and cocainorexia, too
Spit my coffee, you owe me a keyboard
I didn't get it for a long time. The squirrel is talking to that stick.
OMG. I still didn't get it til it was explained. I thought Ms Moss was out of shot and he was talking to her because he was a squirrel dealer in a big pile of coke.
If it was an advert I would now say, "Stupid advert" and refuse to believe it was my fault.
Stupid squirrel.
To be fair, SG, calling someone who is too skinny a "twig" is common slang here, and it may not be there.
:blush: It is. I just thought it was an inconvenient part of the picture and mentally cropped it out :blush:
To be fair, SG, calling someone who is too skinny a "twig" is common slang here, and it may not be there.
What, you never heard of Twiggy the Brit?
You have to read this! Have to, have to, have to! Funniest dam thing I've ever read! short!
U will ROTFLYAO. 4 RLZ
Trying to Communicate by sam_storyteller
"IN UR BASE. PRITTY DAM LOST."
:yum:
Ate that up with a spoon!
glad you like it. Apparently the author has garned a LOT of attention with that, hence, O HAI ENTIRE INTERNETS.
LOL! (ahem!)
It's not bad... I have to say, though, I'm not getting the squirrel one.
You are funnier than...well, anyone else who is funny. Love your dry humor!
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Made me laugh.
I thought the phrase was Nom Nom Nom, not Om Nom Nom Nom. Hmmmmmm.
Did I really just see this in there? Why yes I did.
You are funnier than...well, anyone else who is funny. Love your dry humor!
You flatter me.. I hate to burst your bubble, but I really didn't get it.
Against my better judgment, here is one I did for a colleague some months ago.
Love that one classicman. :D
Cat for lunch anyone?
Praise Ceiling Cat, yu be watchin us, yu can has cheezburger.
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.
An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
LOLcats are so good I want to eat them
I have no idea where this came from... found it today as I am cleaning out the scads of blurred and useless pictures bogging down my computer. It seems to fit here.
I am a frequent visitor now to
I can has cheezburger--the original LOLCats site, with always lots of new pics there
cloud, i too am a icanhascheezburger regular
better than Stuff on my Cat even
who knew so many cats sleep on their backs?
Had a good hard lol at this one
I am currently taking my Mum through a weekly LOLcat tutorial.
She doesn't get it yet.
I have assured her that part of the humour is in the repetition (as in catchphrase based shows).
She still expects the pictures to be cute.
I won't let her see the above - it would set my teaching back a few weeks.
ETA my Mum is not out of touch and I don't mean to imply she is stupid, it's just that she uses the internet for email and occasional fact checking.
This applies to her email contacts too, all of whom forward cute pics, none of whom know about LOLcats!
I dedicate this one to Dana.
But don't you need a lowly prole cat in the same photo for maximum contrast?
they're taking the picture. pays $.02 and a slice of bread every other day.
have you tried to read the comments? All earnestly attempting to communicate in lolspeak. (rolls eyes)
have you tried to read the comments? All earnestly attempting to communicate in lolspeak. (rolls eyes)
Yes. I was quite excited at the fact some of them had loads of comments and I thought they might be alternative captions.
Instead I had to wash my eyes and have a rest for a while.
but I'm beginning to believe cats actually talk like that . . .
hah! and isn't that kitty sitting on the suitcase SO typical!
HOOMAN CAN'T LEEVE. I HOLZ SUITCASE HOSTAZ
That is so funny. Before my last trip out of town I got my suitcase out. Gaines was all over it. Since I've brought it home, he loves sleeping on it so much I've left it in the living room. It's one of his 3 places he's likely to be if you're looking for him. :blush: Edit: It's also where he waits for you to come down the hallway so he can pounce like the panther he thinks he is.
Anyway, lolcat:
Hahah. I just saw the Capitalist kitteh! It r0xx0rs
LOLcats and other captions aka
snowclonesthere's always room for more kittehs:
LOL! Zombies + Kittehs = wonderful fun.
Wut appened up thar? ↑
well sometimes when a boycat really loves a girlcat they bump uglies. unfortunately, sometimes they are too closely related and...
oh you meant monster's missing posts? yeah, what happened?
You don't want to piss off the xo.
Don't PO the PO! Or the po-po.
OK, never mind, but I think I missed something good! ;)
I think you mean CO2. That's evil shit.
Shawnee, why are you here on a Friday?
Summer hours are over! Fall hell has begun!
That is one mangey squirrel.
I was sort of wondering if it wasn't actually a *stuffed* squirrel.
Looks like someone beat the stuffing out of him...all his back fur is missing.
What'd you expect? He's a tree rat Internet pornographer. Probably had it depilated for some twisted rodent photo shoot and it hasn't grown back, yet.
Mama squirrels line their nests with the fur from their backs.
I mut have missed the bucket references.
I mut have missed the bucket references.
r u SRSLY?111 no wai
That started with a walrus...right?
That started with a walrus...right?
No in the beginning was the word. And the word was walrus. So, it actually started with a word, but since that word was walrus, we'll give you half on that answer.
No. In the beginning was... the command line.
shawnee you always find the best :lol:
Actually, I got the idea from reading the transcript of
Larry King talking to Chris Rock. Read the article for what prompted me. I liked this:
Rock, an avid supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, spoke with CNN's Larry King on Thursday. He said Obama is more grounded with your average American -- not somebody like McCain with "12 houses."
"The other guy [McCain] can lose five houses," Rock said.
"I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house."
But, I made it all by mahself! :)
oops, sorry, I presumed you did, so I don't know why I typed "find". I guess I was overwhelmed by your awesome :D
<------ strutting around and preening. :)
Cocky Shawnee? :haha:
DISCO!
Yeah....discopussy has a very specific definition...
i posted this earlier
maybe a year later this appears
Oh God
David Tennant and a kitten.
I have to go home now. Something important just melted.
its from the episode Gridlock, with the monstrous traffic jam, if i'm not mistaken
...though in another episode (the 1012 olympics episode, Fear Her, i think) i distinctly remember the doctor saying he's very much not a cat person
This one should be an album cover.
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<3 david tennant.
Is that from an actual episode, or just a random pic of Mr. Tennant?
BTW, if you like Tennant, you might want to find the 'Trick or Treat' episodes with Derren Brown and David.
its from the episode Gridlock, with the monstrous traffic jam, if i'm not mistaken
...though in another episode (the 1012 olympics episode, Fear Her, i think) i distinctly remember the doctor saying he's very much not a cat person
I remember that. But...Eccleston's Doctor did like cats....
different doctor, different personality... different love of cats.
but i cant blame him for having a soft spot for cute little baby kittens.
Ah well in another life Eccleston was Dougal Siepp who ran a Cat Theatre, so it makes sense.
Stress Puppy I loved that episode. Two of my favourite men!
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Are you offended that I used the same image? :blush:
Are you offended that I used the same image? :blush:
? no... you can't upload the same pic twice, so you have to link to the first image
No one person can upload the same image *name* twice.
I love this one! I actually laughed out loud. And I want that kitty!
No one person can upload the same image *name* twice.
right, and I had already uploaded it in that thread so i just linked to that for this one. I guess i could have renamed, but I didn't feel the repetition was necessary, link worked fine. Sorry if I upset you somehow by using your post to reply to, but frankly, i'm thoroughly confused by your offended comment. no of course i'm not, it wan't even my pic to start with.... iirc, I was amused at our similarly filthy minds :)
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That "scuse me" kitteh looks a lot like my Gaines. He would want to eat dat, too.
I found some I hadn't seen before. I hope they are not duplicates.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
right, and I had already uploaded it in that thread so i just linked to that for this one. I guess i could have renamed, but I didn't feel the repetition was necessary, link worked fine. Sorry if I upset you somehow by using your post to reply to, but frankly, i'm thoroughly confused by your offended comment. no of course i'm not, it wan't even my pic to start with.... iirc, I was amused at our similarly filthy minds :)
Well, I'm thoroughly confused since I am not and never was even remotely offended. Offensive, yes, offended, no.
That last one should have been: CCTV Cat / is watching you masturbate.
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That last one should have been: CCTV Cat / is watching you masturbate.
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Okay it is a cat, but LOL???
Zen, I can't help thinking that you aren't approaching this thread in the same spirit everybody else is...
:p
This could come in handy ;)
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Icanhascheezburger reports the following:
This captioned cat picture postcard was found by Tracy Angulo in a Seattle antique store. Tracy tells us that the photograph is from 1905, which would make this officially the oldest cat picture with a caption, AKA lolcat, that we’ve seen.
The differences are clear. Proper grammar and a more formal tone was in vogue back then. But the similarities to modern-day kitten struggles and lolcats are amazing. ALL CAPS is still cool, but most importantly, she also no can has cheezburger. More than a hundred years later, all that’s changed is the spelling.
Evekitteh, we hope you got a good dinner.
This is an awesome find, and should be an IotD.
I was saving it for friday.
Yeah, well...I was savin' it for the man of my dreams...look where that got me. :lol2:
:)
You, sir, can haz cheezburger. ;)
I wantz cheezburger. I noms it!! -grins- Is it a bad thing I'm teaching my one year old daughter LOLspeak?
What we have here .. is failure to communicate...
Tracy tells us that the photograph is from 1905, which would make this officially the oldest cat picture with a caption, AKA lolcat, that we’ve seen.
pffft...
I'm pretty sure this one sez: I can haz dung beetle.
lol
But the third column says:
One spaceship has its eye on your salad tongs, and the legless lady cannot jump the traffic cone without a crutch.
The happiest cats on earth.
We saw a show about cats with that guy's house featured in it on Animal Planet the other day. Badger and I looked at each other and agreed to give it some serious consideration for our monsters. :D
ETA: the guy agreed that he had probably spent $50k on the project, and lowered his home's value by $50k as well. :crazy:
I don't have that kind of space to do something like that but wow would my cats love it! If you proceed, take pics! Oh, and this would be in your new house, right? :)
My parents were going to try something like that but then realized that it would never support the weight of their dogs... and it would have to
I don't have that kind of space to do something like that but wow would my cats love it! If you proceed, take pics! Oh, and this would be in your new house, right? :)
Yeah. Maybe something... simple, in the rec room. We'll see where the insanity takes us. ;)
About twenty years ago, my ex and I had this silly ass cat named Pandora. We lived in a place that had a very narrow wall that separated our living room from the kitchen, and the wall terminated at the opening to the kitchen. This left a flat vertical surface about 4" wide, covered with a trim board. I used to do drugs in those days, and it occurred to me that I could make a hell of a cat thing there.
I built a roughly 2.5' long, 1' high, 1' deep box out of flakeboard, cut a hole in the bottom big enough for the cat to get through, and covered the whole thing in carpet remnant. Then, I wrapped carpet remnant around the exposed wall edge, and mounted the carpeted box up against the ceiling. The end result was a very integrated "cat tree"; a large wall area that the cat could literally climb up, and a box for her to enter, sleep in, or whatever. She used to actually climb up there and then *hang* by her front claws from the carpeted bottom of the box, like some goofy furry gymnast.
It was awesome.
I got home and my cats were waiting for me, tapping their little paws impatiently. I asked "wassup" and found that somehow they had seen this pic and wanted to know where their set-up was. Probably one of those rotten punk river cats down the street showed them. My cats are so naive. :lol:
I remember that picture of your cat, lj, and then I was thinking how my cats would love a beam like that to jump on.
How does (s)he get up there? (Sorry can't remember cat's name so not sure if it's male or female.)
I want to see more of your house LJ.
Sort of a LOLcat ...
Dennis jumps from the top of the cabinets onto the beam. He also climbs up the posts and gets stuck in the cubby's on the other side of the big cross beam, which you can kinda see here
That did make me lol nirvana...
I looove your house, jinx! Nice wide planking on the floor.
It is a good looking house. You guys should do one of those youtube video tours like a few of us did a while back. Grifftopia was amazing too.
Thanks! If we ever clean it again maybe we will do a tour thing... it all needs to be painted too...
No, the rules for the house tour were no cleaning. Now let's see the house.
Ok,
here are some outdated pictures. Most of the furniture and wall decorations have changed
Oh yeah...Dennis! I should have remembered.
I love your house, you guys. Old homes have such personality and character, and yours is just beautiful.
I waaaaaaaaaaaant an old home.
Jinx, yours is gorgeous!
do you want the 4" of water that is in the basement right now, too?
I'll trade you for my wobbly foundation and rusting, galvanized water pipes.
I love the look and feel of your house! It should have its own thread! :)
do you want the 4" of water that is in the basement right now, too?
OH, right.
Yeah, I still want an old home with the wood work and big hallways and doorways and bunches of rooms and big kitchen.
Sorry about your water. That sucks. We had that a few years back in ours, too. It was a 100 year flood that shouldn't have resulted in water in our basement. It came from the sewer system backing up. Gushed right out of the toilet...8 inches worth. Silver lining though...we have a totally new downstairs now.
do you want the 4" of water that is in the basement right now, too?
Sump pumps work wonders and are easy to install.
I have most of what i need to put one in. I'm just a horrible slug, and haven't actually done it.
that is SO hurtful to me.
So, get off your slug-butt and get it done already! ;)
do you want the 4" of water that is in the basement right now, too?
Arrrgh. We have a bit of a loose gutter. (Needless to say I didn't discover this till the last couple days.)
The loose part is immediately over a basement window in a window well. The rain just ran down the roof, down the side of the house, and into the basement. :smack:
Ahem?
I can haz ectoplazm?
:lol2: I'm so stealing that one.
A tough guy at your back is always a good thing.
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What, Jebus really is on your bookcase?!
Loved that one Shawnee. I'll have to go chack myself now.
Jesus called and said he wasn't going anywhere near my bookcase. Dust and that whole cleanliness next to godliness thing.
And my cats would eat him.
It's like the Goodies, but scarier
She's checking out the can't-sit-up-straight family.;)
She's checking out the can't-sit-up-straight family.;)
You insensitive bastard! They lost all their bones on 9/11. :sniff:
Winston ... LOL ... if only they'd been able to film him struggling in through the cat door ...
SERIOUS COCK IS NOT AMUSED
:lol2: I love it.
It has a big angry red head.
Don't Wig Out Over These Cats With Toupees
Oh, Lordy. If you are a human being with a heart beating inside of you, then nothing beats a cat in a costume (unless, of course, you love dogs). But what if the costume is actually a WIG MADE OUT OF THE CAT'S OWN HAIR!!!!! Argh! Yes! That's right: kitties in toupees.
ou might even want to donate your own pictures.
Agent G - I have honestly never seen a cat's furry balls before. Of the five male cats owned by me/ my loved ones, they were all fixed. Funny.
Agent G - I have honestly never seen a cat's furry balls before. Of the five male cats owned by me/ my loved ones, they were all fixed. Funny.
yeah, I hadnt either until we came apon a stray cat that adopted us as a family. Affectionaly named Grey Nuts for thus stated reason.
There was an orange tomcat that roamed my apartment complex for a while, and my husband and I just called him Balls. Balls was eventually picked up by someone and bartered away on Craigslist, but I often wonder how he's doing now. And what his name is, now that he is probably fixed.
Two home-made LOLs, so excuse the quality.
SG, I LOVE the fevvers one.
All I can think of is "Sorry squire, I scratched your record."
Lesser of two weevils! Oh my, that's brilliant.
OK...it's also wtf because the cat looks a lot like a squirrel.
lol I love the old lady cat!
lol I love the old lady cat!
Dana, just because she is
foreign doesn't mean she is
old! She may only be in her late thirties, but due to circumstances (like no cheezburgerz and no dental care) she simply looks older than her years.
Really, Dana! YOU of all people! I'd think you'd be sensitive to the immigrant issue!
You're quite right, Bri. I feel chagrined.
Those are some good ones, S123.
Chewbacca made me lol. :)
Kitler
lol I like the tapdancing cat
Mostly I just love this picture of this dog.
Wow. That's *wrong*. Almost as wrong as the creative idea I had while driving by a huge squashed dog on the way home this afternoon.
Ah, MoreThan...
I know it's all about different senses of humour and all... but mine failed when I saw that.
I have a down-turned mouth now.
Still, it's worth knowing I don't do visual dead cat humour.
Just in case I am offered it in future ;)
Wow. That's *wrong*. Almost as wrong as the creative idea I had while driving by a huge squashed dog on the way home this afternoon.
Why does
everything have to be about sex, Elspode?;)
Funny you should say that - snice I've changed my meds I've been getting back my sexdrive. Every single thread here is loaded with innuendo for me tonight.
I missed the necrophiliac-zoophilia reference though.
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Ok, now that my post is part of this thread, someone needs to edit it for me, and remove the instructions and title, or turn on the edit button for that post, and just let me do it.
Some day you'll look back at that post and laugh.:chill:
Do not seek perfection. It is all around you.
:chill:
Why would I need to :chill:? I'm not pissed about this. I'm simply making an observation.
You think you look bad? Now it looks like I'm the Dilbert who started the second thread that bruce closed... :lol: yes, you need to chill. Already it's ancient history and it's not doing any damage staying like it is.
Ugh, I had some tent caterpillars doing that to one of my cherry trees.
I know this is a little late... but Drax is back? I guess neverland ranch really is closing.
I know this is a little late... but Drax is back? I guess neverland ranch really is closing.
Oof....right in the solar plexus...
No captions, but definately a LOL
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LOLDOG
Am I a bad person for laughing till I cried at that? And then watching it again so I could laugh some more?
No captions, but definately a LOL
LOLDOG
Remove cigarrette before tossing into boiling water seasoned with liberal amount of "Old Bait" [sp altered to avoid trademark].....
Whew, thank God you didn't say Old Bay. :unsure:
When it comes to Old Bay, I try to avoid saying Old Bay so the Old Bay people won't be upset because I don't know how to insert the trademark thingie following Old Bay.:eyebrow:
You know how people refuse to find something funny because it's offensive?
And you know it IS funny, it's just offensive, and they are letting their moral high ground get in the way of having a laugh?
I just can't find dogs all that funny.
Sorry.
I don't hate them or anything. I just seem hardwired not to warm to them. Even when they are being funny.
Thought you should know.
And yes, I laugh myself almost-incontinent at LOLcats and bless the day that they became a phenomenon.
You have to live with a dog and learn their personality and such! But it's true that cats caption better, and it has always been that way, and nobody knows why.
1905 lolcat
my dog has one expression - hopeful pleading.
I haven't had a moments peace since she came. Can't even eat a bit of toast without the eyes of a thousand starving orphans looking up at me.
I hope you know Pilau is most hurt and offended, Cherry.
He should be honoured that I don't find him an object of humour.
Now go and do some work you lazy student (I've just found the original version of I've Never Met a Nice South African on YouTube - I am well chuffed)
When it comes to Old Bay, I try to avoid saying Old Bay so the Old Bay people won't be upset because I don't know how to insert the trademark thingie following Old Bay.:eyebrow:
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To take it to the next level, download Microsoft's free Keyboard Layout Creator. Create a custom "language" (that can be toggled from the language bar toolbar in the taskbar) that replaces qwerty characters with charmap dopplegangers. Also, you can freak people out by typing in semi-gibberish.
To take it to the next level, download Microsoft's free Keyboard Layout Creator. Create a custom "language" (that can be toggled from the language bar toolbar in the taskbar) that replaces qwerty characters with charmap dopplegangers. Also, you can freak people out by typing in semi-gibberish.
I generally prefer to freak them out just by typing.
You got all squishy inside when you found that ROT-13 button in pine, didn't you?
I thank you
and
Old Bay® thanks you!
...or should that have been Old Bay™ ?
(it's lonely at the top)
Although we have established that cats are, in fact, funnier than dogs, this just cracked me up and I had to share it.
Cats are funnier than dogs, but boston terriers are funnier than cats.
Pugs may also be funnier, and english and french bulldogs too. More research is needed.
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Greta Garbo step outside
He's got Marty Feldman eyes...
Actually, I think they look more like this guy:
Jerry Colonna
Sorry no caption
Agent G - I have honestly never seen a cat's furry balls before. Of the five male cats owned by me/ my loved ones, they were all fixed. Funny.
My big black kitteh got fixed and got to keep his balls in tact. So there.
mine is fixed and has his also.
Is he drinking Baileys?
peanut butter?
I thought it was peanut butter. lol look at that tounge.
Awesome, but I wanna see his hand afterwards ... hello stigmata!
Look at the size of the "other" paw.
Look at the size of the "other" paw.
Their paws are really "huge" IRL.:)
Bruce, I had saved that batman lolcat to my desktop for later posting, I lol'd.
My big black kitteh got fixed and got to keep his balls in tact. So there.
mine is fixed and has his also.
How? I can only assume the procedure is different here - they drain the sac I think, meaning the balls end up like tiny spider sacs, rather than the tiger balls on that kitty.
I know for dogs they have prosthetic gonads -- artificial testicle inserts. For both males and females, they have to remove the original equipment (as half the reason people get their dogs fixed is to modify hormonally-driven behavior patterns.)
Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness. The product’s Web site says Neuticles allow a pet “to retain his natural look” and “self esteem.”
Elroy the Bulldog got Australia's first Neuticles...implanted by the best looking vet evah!! Dr Chris Brown aka Bondi Vet....
Years ago, I read an FAQ on Neuticles. If I remember correctly, it said that you couldn't enhance your Chihuahua in a Great Dane sorta way....
Man, that bulldog looks a lot like a baby lion.
I really believe that our pets are thinking that same thing when we go away.
As usual, good stuff xoB.
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Man, that bulldog looks a lot like a baby lion.
That just goes to show how much difference a new set of balls can make.
You two suck, you know that right?
Bruce, its an aussie version of a bulldog, k?
Elroy the Bulldog got Australia's first Neuticles...implanted by the best looking vet evah!! Dr Chris Brown aka Bondi Vet....
Gadar alert! Notify Sheldon!
You two suck, you know that right?
Bruce, its an aussie version of a bulldog, k?
Whoa!, how did I get into the discussion? :confused:
Women want to include you in everything. That's all.
How? I can only assume the procedure is different here - they drain the sac I think, meaning the balls end up like tiny spider sacs, rather than the tiger balls on that kitty.
I'm not 100% on this but I think the vet went in through the back door, so to speak, and made a slice and a couple critical snips. It made a vas deferens.
Oh, and Slick is a big black cat. So he still has big black balls.
Oh bravo! That is a good one!
Out standing in the field.
alright, here are two more
I wonder if thats real gold and what its worth. Does he get to keep that or does it go to some presidential collection?
Rules governing presidential gifts.
In a nutshell, Obama can keep this gift, but he must pay the US Government the fair value of the gift.
He can keep anything worth
less than $335 without paying for it, but he must pay taxes on it.
Actual law. REPRES[COLOR=Wheat]ID[/COLOR]ENT!
Mr T is going to be SO jealous. Fool.
Pacifist kitty .... brings world peace...
I wonder if peace negotiations around the world would go better if the delegates had a few kittens and puppies to play with in the conference rooms.
No, Arab/Persian cultures don't like dogs. Some other cultures eat both, or either.
Kittehs, then. Mohammed liked cats, story goes one time he had a cat sleeping on the sleeve of his robe and he had to get up, so he cut the sleeve off the robe so he could get up without waking the cat.
The story adds that some cats grew an "M" shaped marking on their foreheads in appreciation. I'd like to check what an M looks like in Arabic script, though.
I have never heard that story before, Zen. I love it. The M is so classic on a tabby that I wonder how those who created Puss in Boots for the Shrek movies completely missed it. OK, now back to your regularly scheduled topic. :)
Pacifist kitty .... brings world peace...
I wonder if peace negotiations around the world would go better if the delegates had a few kittens and puppies to play with in the conference rooms.
Hope!
No, Arab/Persian cultures don't like dogs. Some other cultures eat both, or either.
Hope shot down.
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What does the cat's sign say? Inquiring minds want to know.
What does the cat's sign say? Inquiring minds want to know.
"Подайте на рыбу" is the first line, I think. "Please donate [money] for fish" ...
From a Russian site that claimed they had their cats trained to panhandle. Let me see...
link:devil: :lol2:
Hell is going to be sooooo crowded, there wont be room to burn.
That's not Jesus. We killed him. That's TOMMY CHONG!
Zombie Jesus? I think not.
Zombie Jesus? I think not.
And Merc disappears.
Zombie Jesus? I think not.
Wrong
Let's see...dude comes back from the dead after three days, and he's *not* a zombie? Have you ever *been* to the movies, dude?
They say he's coming back. You all think they'll kill him again? J/K
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They say he's coming back. You all think they'll kill him again? J/K
They will if he appears on the west bank.
Let's see...dude comes back from the dead after three days, and he's *not* a zombie? Have you ever *been* to the movies, dude?
It was a dream! He was in the shower.
They brought Jebus back because God's ratings were so low (what with the hating on gays and all).
Tcha, you never *watch* soaps?
Jesus is cioming back....
....quick, everyone look busy!
Crap, I just threw it out the window. Come on you guys...he really better be coming.
At least you didn't flush it, Shaw.
No, it's ice cream, I swear.
A sheep who voted in the latest election.
A sheep who voted in the latest election.
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Some piccys that need a good warm caption
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(didnt really laugh out loud just giggled a bit)
DLAABTWNC
didn't laugh at all because there were no captions.
I hear this in the JaboOody Dubs voice of Billy Mays.
Speaker for the dead was a good book
Of F..frak me...that dog looks very like my Gran's dog from when I was a kid...the disapproving stare is merging into Gran though...*slight shudder* I feel the need to loudly and aggressively state my atheism and then defiantly light a cigarette...
weee! weee! weee!
use the litter box, you dirty bugger.
Cancer Cats:
(had to happen)
Well as long as we're doing medical ones .. . .
Well as long as we're doing medical ones .. . .
Isn't it
always lupus?
Isn't it always lupus?
No, it's always
not lupus.
That's what makes that one so incredibly funny.
For House fans, anyway.
This has become a meme in a very short time.
The meme. I don't get :(
So here's one I made myself. LOLcat I mean.
Sundae,
this will help you understand the meme.
Oh, thank you!
I read about it, but never saw the clip, so the precise line was lost on me. I'm also horrible at faces (bad with Caucasians and even worse with anyone else) so I didn't recognise him at all, or I might have put two and two together.
Proof positive: Two idiots are better than one.
I heard about the story but never saw the clip either. lmao.
A buffoon dissing a fairly untalented but well marketed kid. This is what we've come to, entertainment-wise? ;) Pretty sad, imho.
That guy (I won't say his name, 'cause that's what he wants) IS a buffoon. But, to say that Miss Swift is "fairly untalented" is not quite fair. It's not my kind of music, but, damn, she's only nineteen, and she's been around for a few years already. :)
I'm pretty sure someone lost the control of their bowels during that incident.
That guy (I won't say his name, 'cause that's what he wants) IS a buffoon. But, to say that Miss Swift is "fairly untalented" is not quite fair. It's not my kind of music, but, damn, she's only nineteen, and she's been around for a few years already. :)
meh, I heard her live on a morning show. She couldn't hit a note if her life depended on it. She was, however, great at looking cute and flipping her hair around...which is my major problem with the music industry and country music in particular: all hats and fluff.
But, my younger brother says she writes her own stuff, and that I admire, so "fairly untalented" probably isn't fair. I retract. If she were ugly, though, would someone else be clamoring to cover her work?
As to longevity proving talent...how the hell long have the Stones been around? :rolleyes:
ftr, I thought what asshat did was classless, and felt badly for her when I saw the look on her face.
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I love the alarm clock one!
I can totally hear that in a Jeremy Beadle voice (for the Brits)
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I am convince that this is what cats are thinking about even when they don't have access to a sniper rifle.
I think this is so frekin cute.
There's been a raccoon (and squirrel) theme going lately that i find adorable...
I do believe in sharks. I DO believe in sharks. I do I do I do I do I DO believe in sharks!
.... W-w-what just b-brushed against my leg???
When I asked you to help me with my catfish Halloween costume, this is NOT what I meant!
George Bush doesn't care about cat people.
Mike Myers' reaction was amazing. You can actually see him restrain his jaw from dropping.
...I thought what asshat did was classless...
Heheh...I
love the term asshat.:jig:
What happened to the motivational posters thread? Did it get deleted? Or was it combined into this one?
yes, I have
lots of stuff I
should be doing...
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needs captchun
(sorry but I've just been sent a shedload of these and most are worth sharing ...)
You can post more than one at a time, limey.
I quite like the drip drip approach ...
Cat Physics cat looks like me niece's devilcat Lilly. Stunningly beautiful cat. Will remove your eyes if you touch her.
Or should this be in the antidepressants thread?
someone fillled that cat up with air.
I quite like the drip drip approach ...
This is my favourite one.
Excellent ones, Shawnee.
Good to see this thread upped too. Meow.
My cat would shoot me if I made him wear a sweater like that. Tajjy probably wouldn't care, but Gaines would kick my ass.
I thought the cat looked a bit like Diz, and a bit like Taj (when she was younger than almost 17.) :)
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Al Gore is gonna be really disappointed.
The internet was made of cats, Gore was just the pussy that started it. ;)
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I don't believe it. It may have been at one point, but surely they're all dead by now.
No it should work due a high rate of growth
Are you trying to tell me cats migrate?
No it should work due a high rate of growth
I expect the rate of kitty homocide (caticide?) is far higher than any possible birthrate.
Well I started doing some math and it looks like your right.
The growth rate of the internet at large is 65% a year, ln(13/20)=L(1). While the growth cat death should be doubling every six months, ln(4)=L(1). So unless there is a large L for the cat death , which there may be (more information must be gathered), then the rate of death should out strip the rate of growth.
Right, but the cats don't think outside of the box -which in this case is the box in schroedinger's theorem- so they are in fact alive at the same time as being dead.
next.
Where does it show that you took into account the 9 lives that cat have? Sheesh
Where does it show that you took into account the 9 lives that cat have? Sheesh
Snopes says the 9 lives thing is an old wives' taleThat rocks. There are so many things I could think of that go with that picture. :)
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
:p: I saw what you did there.
I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get that...:bonk:
The one at the far end is watching Ceiling Cat. He knows, y'know.
[eta] those owls look like backing vocalists.
's that you, squirell nutkin?
Nah, I never was able to drink in the sun, and today was the first beer I've had in months.
toranokaze,
is that supposed to say barbeque?
Speaking of dead squirrels...This squirrel has a bushel basketful of nuts.:shock:
Probably died from blue balls
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Ha! He kinda looks like my Gaines, except for the smile!
That picture reminded me of this one. He looks evil too but he is really a nice cat.
My sister took this of her cat outside her window. He was crying to get in but he looks fierce. I guess it is the equivalent of screaming,"hey laadddy let me IN" "Can't youuu Heaaar MEEE"
Cats crack me up! That is a great pic.
I ran into this, and thought you Doctor Who fans would like it.
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I love the the shit will be coming out of Alaska. Palin must be back home :lol: :p:
That's a sleeping bag that was used to pitch a tent!
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Laziest cat on the planet! :D
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No. That isn't even remotely funny.
mommy is really a man anyway.
No. That isn't even remotely funny.
Failure...I was going for remote!
I laughed.
Not for long, but the shock value amused me.
Laziest cat on the planet! :D
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I LOVE that! Especially the the way the bird does a double take when he first sees the cat.
It reminds me of Sam and Ralph. Sam hasn't clocked in yet. :)
"Son of of bitch" indeed. The standard of English teaching in China is abominable.
They should not have inflated that guy's head to more than 20 psi.
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HAAAARRR! That's hilarious! :sweat:
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Help yourself to more lol-able
images, I'm sure you can do better than I did.
Caption anyone? :eyebrow:
I like the matching expressions on the cats. Really sums it up.
Ha! I think the cats are thinking the caption I was going to post:
Uh, eww.
PSH, NSFW MUCH? THERE'S TOTALLY NIPPLE IN THAT PHOTO. GAWD.
Yeah but it's guy nipple. Guy nipple doesn't count as NSFW since you can see them anywhere in public.
New twist to same sex marriage. Husband and wife each have a pussy.
I didn't know Joey Buttafuoco had a new pussy, I mean wife.
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Thanks Gravdigr. I''m feeling all headachy and generally grumpy and antisocial and this is HILARIOUS. A nice end to the workday (I am worklurking).
You know how somebody's taking a picture and someone, or something, sneaks in?
This is Photobomb, and it's another big and very hilarious hit for the Cheezburger Network.
You know how somebody's taking a picture and someone, or something, sneaks in? This is Photobomb, and it's another big and very hilarious hit for the Cheezburger Network.
Every day... I look at Demotivational, Senor GIF, Comixed, That will Buff Out, There I Fixed It, FAIL Blog, Epic Win FTW, Ugliest Tattoos, Graph Jam, Totally Looks Like, Hawtness, etc. etc. ... This is only after I have looked at Achewood, Wondermark, and xkcd, but before I look at The Onion.
So that I can timetable it into my schedule, how long does all that take?
Flint, key question here... do you use an RSS reader?
Flint, key question here... do you use an RSS reader?
No...I try not to over-engineer something that isn't work related.
What would be the benefits of that, and how do I do that? #1 question: is there a good FREE one?
Please, my friend, allow me to revolutionize your life.
RSS is a great way to keep up with websites that update regularly.
Google Reader is probably the best of the lot. Of course it's free.
Wherever you see "RSS" on a website, you can copy the link address and paste it into the subscription box in Google Reader. Then, Reader will show you everything new on that site. Sometimes you don't even have to leave Reader.
You don't have to visit Achewood every day; you just have to visit it when it's actually updated. Reader will know instantly.
I use it for a lot of things. For example, on craigslist, you can set up an RSS feed for a search term. So if you're searching the cars+trucks section for "1997 Frontier", every time you open Reader it will bold that item and show you all the 1997 Frontiers for sale. [COLOR="Gray"](I am not actually searching for a 1997 Frontier. That was just an example.)[/COLOR]
ok - this one is begging for a caption...
Posts #674 and #675 are BRILLIANT.
Awwww! #675 could have been Diz and me, if'n I'd had someone else to take a photo!
You'd think a cat that wants to accompany me whenever I leave the house (remember back in the day he used to come to work with me) would relish a harness and lead...? Nope. Because it was, well, a harness and lead after all.
This could also be Diz - if'n it was chicken.
Please, my friend, allow me to revolutionize your life.
RSS is a great way to keep up with websites that update regularly. Google Reader is probably the best of the lot. Of course it's free.
Wherever you see "RSS" on a website, you can copy the link address and paste it into the subscription box in Google Reader. Then, Reader will show you everything new on that site. Sometimes you don't even have to leave Reader.
You don't have to visit Achewood every day; you just have to visit it when it's actually updated. Reader will know instantly.
I use it for a lot of things. For example, on craigslist, you can set up an RSS feed for a search term. So if you're searching the cars+trucks section for "1997 Frontier", every time you open Reader it will bold that item and show you all the 1997 Frontiers for sale. [COLOR="Gray"](I am not actually searching for a 1997 Frontier. That was just an example.)[/COLOR]
I'm not selling you my 1997 Frontier. As classicman stated, which I now can't find because he stuck it in some unrelated thread somewhere which is lost to the sands of time, do procrastinators really want more efficient web surfing?
Now, I can see having one of these for my phone, to eliminate some clicks getting to the sites I check on my phone. Do they do these for phones?
And, again, my 1997 Frontier is NOT FOR SALE.
Yes, Google Reader has a mobile-based view of it all
...i know it's not for sale, but tell me, does it have the 4x4?
Stop coveting my 1997 Frontier. You know, it is a sin to covet. A pretty bad one, I think.
Hey it's just an innocent question! I want to talk about you, you know, what your interests are, what kind of factory bedliner you like, stuff like that.
How many miles are on the Frontier?
Sadly, I traded my 1997 Frontier a couple years back, if she were for sale does she burn any oil? Do you have a cap for your gear?
As useful as that Russian Blue looks, I don't reckon that fog lights are one of its features.
Yeah, I was talking about the Frontier...Are the tires in decent shape?
Yeah, I was talking about the Frontier...Are the tires in decent shape?
I know. I was being a smartarse. :)
I think that's a British Shorthair.
A Norwegian Blue, perhaps?
A Norwegian Blue, perhaps?
A Kentucky Blue, like the eyeshadow, and the prevalent grasslands. :)
Wrong eye color for Russian Blue.
A Norwegian Blue, perhaps?
Beautiful Plumage.
From
here Willie hot water bottle £12
Trailer Trash/Bitch (set of 2) Glasses £6.95
This is begging for a caption
This is begging for a caption
"Cheezburger my ass. You'll eat Friskies and you'll LIKE them."
All fear the great onion god
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This is begging for a caption
Assassin-Cat's methods, while limited, are deadly nonetheless.
Next Monday I will give a seminar on punctuation.
Imma use that.
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Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Winner of the week!
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Gravdigr: that pic is stick out quivering bottom lip kind of stuff.
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Canned spooge? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!:lol2:
Canned spooge? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!:lol2:
Who doesn't like a little spooge in the can?
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Love that, "Can you hear me.." Dog one.... :thumb:
I laughed til I cried when I found this. I've laughed so hard at this that I've begun trying to analyze why I find it so funny.
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Merrywanna?
I think I was straight.
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If I'd seen that when I was eating the shrooms the other night, I woulda wound up in the hospital.
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If they just got done with their litter box it's more like sandy claws.
someone else can lol this
I couldn't make up my mind. Or my bed.
Private Daniels suffered severe wounds when his head was blown off by the VC. He survived his wounds, and his head was replaced by a towel and a Vidalia onion with a mean face drawn on it. It didn't win him many friends, most stayed well clear of him, but, it scared the fuck outta Charlie.
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Why is Jimmy Carter playing with that shark?
Why is Jimmy Carter playing with that shark?
he's sorry about it's finger
Why is Jimmy Carter playing with that shark?
His treadmill is broken.
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I am disappointed in the 'chickn sangwich'. I thought there would be chickn. And sangin'.
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That is so full of win I don't know what to say.
i would like to go see this...
The Chicago-based felines climb high wires, can skateboard, climb ropes and even push shopping carts.
The group, along with trainer, Samantha Martin, will perform at 7 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday, Feb. 23-24, and 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday, Feb. 25-26, at the club, 3801 Polk St.
Admission is $12 ($10 for children) with a portion of the sales going to Houston's Spay-Neuter Assistance Program.
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My cat is really good at training humans...:D
Babba is currently trying to train me to wake up at OMG o'clock.
And snooze.
And then wake up again.
And snooze.
Ad nauseum.
I am too wise for his ways though.
I'd acceed for Cellarity Day, but Dads often sleeps in here because of his snoring.
i would like to go see this...
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I saw something very like that in Moscow ...
Guilty dog is guilty
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omg that is so sweet. I want to hug poor guilty dog. The background music is hilarious.
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that one needs recaptioning.
Somewhere....
...there is a box of Tums.....
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Hang on! One of those ticks is for a man who is flicking the V's! That is INcorrect.
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Also, what's the weird deal with so many young Americans wearing the CND symbol?
I know they call it the peace symbol, but do they realise it stands for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament? Forgive me if I'm wrong, but it seems at odds with the general political views espoused in your country...
Probably the wrong thread to bring it up in though...
Translation needed. I'm lost here. Completely.
As for political views in my country, pick a view, any view...
I'm still lost tho.
The Hippies took the symbol from the CND while they were busy chaining themselves to the fence at Rocky Flats. There was a brief trademark infringement scuffle, all of the lawyers were over 30 so nobody trusted them, and then someone brought out a bong, and they forgot to argue it further.
I'm still lost tho.
I was lost at ticks and flicking V's. I still havent seen the peace symbol or the Cnd thing. ?
Anywho...Mtp's doggie.
Speaking of:
MTP, I shoulda asked beforehand, but, when I saw this pic in your photostream you linked to, I just couldn't help myself.
If you'd like, I'm sure a mod would yank it down for ya.
Sorry I stole your pic. (What's her name again?)
I think that "Flicking the V" is British for "Flipping the bird."
No idea on the ticks. Nasty, disease-bearing bloodsucking parasites.
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Oh. Checkmarks. nevermind.
ticks (UK) = checks/checkmarks (US)
peace/victory sign can be either way around in US, in UK must be palm out. Palm in is the V sign which means "fuck off" (I think stems from captured archers having their bow fingers cut off and being taunted) and is just as offensive as flipping the bird (middle finger only)
CND Symbol (UK) = Peace Symbol (US)
Good one Grav. Although I thought her look just said "FUCK OFF!"
It was publicly posted so I don't mind you using it.
Oh. Checkmarks. nevermind.
ticks (UK) = checks/checkmarks (US)
peace/victory sign can be either way around in US, in UK must be palm out. Palm in is the V sign which means "fuck off" (I think stems from captured archers having their bow fingers cut off and being taunted) and is just as offensive as flipping the bird (middle finger only)
CND Symbol (UK) = Peace Symbol (US)
Oh, now I see. The checkmarks in the Peace: your doing wrong post. Man, I just couldn't get the old synapses firing on that. I'm up to speed, now.
:D
I often forget how foreign I am.
Glad all is now clear!
A furriner? Get out! This is a local board, for local people. We'll have no trouble here.
A furriner? Get out! This is a local board, for local people. We'll have no trouble here.
:mad2:
If you come to New Ohio I will not help you!
Very mad,
Infi
(i'm sorry, I'll quit it...it's just so darn fun!)
A furriner? Get out! This is a local board, for local people. We'll have no trouble here.
*snort*
I used to be in a war... And I put paid to quite a few like you.
Gawd knows where the funny political pictures thread is. Probably in someplace that carries posts about meatloaf and angst. So anyway...
I used to be in a war... And I put paid to quite a few like you.
Is that sentence missing prepositions or subjects or something? I'm not sure what it means. At all.
I used to be in a war... And I put paid to quite a few like you.
Is that sentence missing prepositions or subjects or something? I'm not sure what it means. At all.
I suspect it's a quote from a British comedy series (League of Gentlemen, am I right?). Anyway ...
[translator] ..."to put paid to" = to make and end of, kill, finish [/translator]
Does that help?
Yes, it's Edward from the Leauge of Gentlemen.
His patterns of speech are sometimes a little obscure.
I now know the thing you speak exact. thanks
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lol
Lovethe kitteh doing a walrus impression. That's some funny shit.
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this is too funny! from ebaum's world...
click me for kitteh war!I'll see your cat and raise you two dogs.
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BwaHaHaHa!
Love the AC420, GD!
I like all of those except the fish.
The ray is funny as fuck though.
BwaHaHaHa!
Love the AC420, GD!
Man, AC420....I had to work
really hard to get that.:lol2:
Anderson Cooper 360 = AC420:
that's funny as hell.
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Oh, am totally loving Churchill Owl.
I actually heard Winston Churchill when I saw that picture.
Man, AC420....I had to work really hard to get that.:lol2:
Anderson Cooper 360 = AC420: that's funny as hell.
awShucks.
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Found image 1 on the web and couldn't resist downloading it and creating image 2, a Siamese triplet 3 headed lion cub.
them's not sub woofers.
them's side tweeters
I thought someone had packed him a lunch.
Did someone say lunch - - -
FINALLY an answer to that age old question
lol
I like that one Classic.
Did someone say lunch - - -
I like his expression; he's like, "Mom, he's doing it again."
Oh, I need to make a big copy of that for my friend. We would play "who let the dogs out" at the club just to piss her off. "Dammit you guys...I hate that song!" But she's a dog maniac, she has 4 (a black lab, a yellow lab, a chocolate lab, and a beagle!)
She'd love that picture!
Oh, I need to make a big copy of that for my friend. We would play "who let the dogs out" at the club just to piss her off. "Dammit you guys...I hate that song!" But she's a dog maniac, she has 4 (a black lab CHECK, a yellow lab CHECK, a chocolate lab CHECK, and a beagle SHIT!)
She'd love that picture!
What about this one?
Printing that one too.
I might see her on Sunday. I'll let you know how she likes the pictures.
Aaaaah! The yellow lab looks like a Michael Myers dog. With his blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes...
Aaaaah! The yellow lab looks like a Michael Myers dog. With his blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes...
:lol2:
:lol: ya know, with a sardine and some crazy glue .... bwahahaahaaahaaaaa!
:lol: ya know, with a sardine and some crazy glue .... bwahahaahaaahaaaaa!
Calvin caught Hobbes with a tuna sandwich.
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Queer-eye dog disapproves of your wallpaper
I'd shoot him. Just a little.
Proves dogs like wallpaper paste.
That was ƒucking [COLOR="Red"]awesome[/COLOR].
Sound fx made it.
Good Dog! I mean bad dog!
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Close enough.
I'm not the author. ;)
Gnome? OF course I know him, he's my brother.
Well now someone explain how they're sailing in giant croissants.
Well now someone explain how they're sailing in giant croissants.
Not sailing, rowing, or paddling.:p:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.
3 strikes, I'm out!
Well now someone explain how they're sailing in giant croissants.
'Cuz someone made a pudding out of the giant brioche?
Meh - Mum's Bread & Butter Pudding was decent.
But the one we used to sell in Hampshires Bakery...
It marched to a different tune.
I wouldn't say I was a purist.
But don't mess with the good stuff.
Bread & Butter Pudding.
Caesar Salad.
Bacon Cob.
Yorkshire Puddings.
Ha!
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That's *MY* dog and *MY* cat. To a tee.
Wow - just saw that on a friends FB page and was gonna post it.
Funny.
Awwww, that's my woofhound.
Next to a crap dog. :bolt:
Next to a crap dog. :bolt:
Thats really mean. Its not a crap dog, Its a barking cat! Get it right.
>wink<
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Grandpa kitteh is too old to remember Star Wars.
That cat needs to be ironed.
Nice Smorgasbord. What restaurant is that?
That's almost certainly a hotel lobby at a Star Wars convention.
I'll take Miss Tatooine for 400, please.
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<geek>It's "Fly you fools."<\geek>
<lascist>Not in Engrish.</lacist>
That looks like a six to me [cricket ref]
I call 'shopped!
No ,my cat has the exact same set of clubs. We got them from that online pet store before the dotcom bubble burst.
No ,my cat has the exact same set of clubs. We got them from that online pet store before the dotcom bubble burst.
I tried to teach mine, but he kept taking a dump in the sand trap.
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Those are great!
I, umm, well ...Damn it - thats me in the first one! Seriously, I even used to look like that.
Those are great!
I, umm, well ...Damn it - thats me in the first one! Seriously, I even used to look like that.
It's great, isn't it? :)
Well, kids and animals. I say they love me because they don't know any better, but other people say that they recognize a caring heart. :o
No ,my cat has the exact same set of clubs. We got them from that online pet store before the dotcom bubble burst.
I tried to teach mine, but he kept taking a dump in the sand trap.
My cat was getting the hang of golf, until he got his first birdy.
better a birdy than an albatross -imagine getting that bugger through the catflap!
better a birdy than an albatross -imagine getting that bugger through the catflap!
I tried to teach mine, but he kept taking a dump in the sand trap.
My cat was getting the hang of golf, until he got his first birdy.
Sadly my first cat's golfing days came to an abrupt end when he got his first eagle.
My cat's golfing days came to an abrupt end when he got got it in the hole.
Cattyshack is a GREAT movie!
Infi & Pico - me too!
And I also used to look like that.
:lol2:
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Off topic - the Twins (aka Hefner's bints) are on Celeb Big Brother right now.
They are very stroppy at how two of the lads talk to them/ about them. Shocked, even!
They haven't worked out flirting/ banter in this country.
They also don't realise that being known as glamour models who fucked a wrinklie doesn't set them above anyone else here.
I like that they've knocked the wannabee Hefners back.
I just don't like their reasons.
I just wish they'd done it naked.
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Love the bottom one Grav.
Glad you like. I had a bunch of pics I needed to dump.
Here's a shot of Lt. Commander Kitteh La Forge, as portrayed by actor LeVar Purrton.
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I just wish they'd done it naked.
What makes you think they haven't?
:'( Thats exactly how my first cat hung itself.
Yeah, they're always warning you that babies can strangle like that as well. If you're properly babyproofing a home, you're supposed to get these little round caps that wrap up the cord to a shorter length. We only got them because we didn't want the kids playing with the dang blinds anymore.
the question is, is my dog too old or too dumb?
condolences, classicman.
thanks...
somebody post a funny here please .....
:'( Thats exactly how my first cat hung itself.
No shit?
If that's true, I'm sorry I brought it back. I just try to share the funneh.:(
[mumble]thems hares[/pedant]
Last night is a blur FTW.
how cute...I like this cuz I made cookies yesterday...:p:
As for me, I still claim it's water... :lol:
Lola , its called a Grocery Tumor
Lola , its called a Grocery Tumor
Hahaha....that's a good one too.
This one is cute...
That explains Canada.
I kid!
Re: Classic's rainbow kitteh:
:lol2:
:lol: oh God I'm so childish. :D
ETA: Oh look, it's a sausage dog!
And you can see the poor dog's embarrassed, too!
..
Better on the outside than the inside.
:lol: oh God I'm so childish. :D
ETA: Oh look, it's a sausage dog!
translating from Baustralish:
Oh look, it's a wiener dog!
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C'mon, you're singing, aren't you?
C'mon, you're singing, aren't you?
damn you
Damm, beat me to it. Pretty funny.
Remember this?
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C'mon, you're singing, aren't you?
Except that's a misheard lyric. It's "I bless the rains down in Africa".
I always knew that lyric, so I was puzzled by the picture.
Anyway, does Dorothy even say that?
Yes, I watched it at Christmas every year when we only had 3 TV channels... but it's not like I'm gay or anything!
Christmas = Wizard of Oz
Easter = The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
:P
This goat cracks me up. :D
A little late for VD.
VD = Very Demotivational.
Clever.
Christmas = Wizard of Oz
Easter = The Sound of Music
FTFY
Any Other Bank Holiday = The Great Escape
Except that's a misheard lyric. It's "I bless the rains down in Africa".
I read a novel in which I am fairly sure that the author twisted the plot around just so that he could have a character say that. It was a Very Funny Book.
I read a novel in which I am fairly sure that the author twisted the plot around just so that he could have a character say that. It was a Very Funny Book.
Title and author, please.
Perfect translation of cat thoughts.
I read a novel in which I am fairly sure that the author twisted the plot around just so that he could have a character say that. It was a Very Funny Book.
The
Monkey Wrench Gang has that terrible "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
You really didn't say that, did you ?
2 groans for a 3-word pun
Not technically a lolcat, but following up the wizard of oz theme:
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The Monkey Wrench Gang has that terrible "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Mercury Rises doesn't have to torture the story quite so hard to bring the song lyric funny bit about.
Read
Mercury Falls first. All about the apocalypse and the linoleum.
Both are by Robert Kroese, who is an extremely funny man.
Fun for the whole family.
This comes under "...other captions", and it's true.
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I've totally seen that guy somewhere before!
I've totally seen that guy somewhere before!
Unleashed?
Bruce Almighty?
Glory?
titty/donut embellishment counter?
lol
Love the dog pic, classic.
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This is dedicated to...... well you know who you are...
wait no, you probably don't actually, but there's no point my explaining it......
see
here
;)
What did they call Bob the Builder after he retired?
Bob.
Bob-no-Job
ah, Bob-a-job week....the memories. Now I feel really old.
Hah!
Kohl-hearted Dick-staplers...:sweat:
"...So i panicked", reminds me of the time years ago, when my friend came home to all the curtains and blinds lying in the floor, along with a pile of dog shit in the hall. His then-dog, a very intelligent border collie mix, had went to every window, both doors were also scratched, trying to get outside so he could take a dump.
He got treats.
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Some people...
You should always be responsible for your attack goose.
Click the pic if you don't get it...I may have gotten too obscure on this one.
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Funny and educational!
Gosh I love Arlo. He was so CUTE back in the day..!
No funneh on da webz tudae...so I maked it.
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Evilest.
Puppeh.
Evah.
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ahahahahahahahah oh thats fucking great.
Ain't he just teh awesome?!
Settle down Sparky
hahahahaha. That made me choke on my cuppa.
I used to have a saying about having pets, dogs vs. cats, and the stuff you just gotta live with:
If you have a indoor dog, sooner or later that dog's gonna bark at 4am, for no reason whatsoever. Cats puke.
~ Gravdigr
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I got a whole bunch of those-type things in email the other day.
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And ran across this one this morning, and laughed so loud I woke Momdigr. Okay, she was five feet away, on the couch, but, still...
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yeah yeah, i know the textsfromhilary thing died a while ago, but this was a perfect revival if you ask me:
Any doubt died with AC's giggling fit.
Now you know WHY the cow jumped over the moon.
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Milk Pinata!
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My God, can you imagine what it'd be like having to carry six or eight of
those around with you all day?!
I heard a tap-tap-tapping at my window...I managed to sneak a pic of this little fellow.
And then I LOL'd his ass.
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What kind of bird is that Grav?
I know it's not a raven...
And, just now, for shits and grins, I made this one:
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What kind of bird is that Grav?
I know it's not a raven...
Goldfinch.
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Rules is rules.
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Hah... not when you have a Bengal :) If mine is like that at all, it's for a whole 15 minutes and then he's getting into something else or using me as a cat perch.
Dunno where else to put this...
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I think maybe the smaller(male) one had an ulterior motive..... given the way the big(female) one immediately burnt rubber to get away and the ass sniffing the little one gave her.
I bet if we saw the video before and after this clip, there was some 'ugly bumping' going on.
The vid made me smile, but I think Jim go to the bottom of the matter.
In my limited experience (my bro used to have some tortoises) male tortoises are little sex maniacs.
Never figgered kitteh fer a kneeler.
:D
Nice music stand tho.
Cat is a Catholic? Well the first step is admitting you have a problem...
Cat is a Catholic? Well the first step is admitting you have a problem...
That left a Mark...
Harry Pointer's, "The Brighton Cats Series", from 1870.
Keeping that meme going, sorta...
Helen does Miley
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Ouch!
And I like it anyway.
I love my Carrotchops so much, i sometimes feel like I want to bite his cute little nose. But...i wouldn't actually do it. And I really, really wouldnt want to lick him.
Ewww.
eww.
Funny though.
What? You don't lick pussy?
Let's us not be hasty, now. I am simply more selective, more ... discerning.I've kind of got this thing against cross species licking. I'm all for tasty animals, just.. not that way.
...cross species licking...
:D
I groom Diz because I know his adolescence was in a houseful of cats, and that he weathered our first move because Dylan was with him. They scrapped, played, chased but mostly shared warmth and attended to eachother's needs.
My attempt at replacing Dylan with another cat failed miserably (I still feel so guilty that I had to leave Hely behind, even though I knew she had a guaranteed home).
So all he has is me.
I try to replicate what another cat would do.
Which means licking.
But I never lick my cat.
I find alternatives.
Wet pokey sticks to clean the safe part of the ear.
Kitchen towel dipped in warm water to clean eyes and nose (and in slightly salty water if I suspect an infection).
Careful check on his belly for fleas - very fine fur there, I could see them running around the time he had them. But a thorough search like Nitty Norah the Flea Explorer none the less, which he purrs at (probably remembering the nasty biters).
The cat being licked looks like a Singa.
And I probably could if I wanted to.
But it's WRONG.
No criticism applied to you CW.
hahaha. I really like that one.
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Cat and balloon - awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I've seen the same baffled looks from toddlers. 'Cept in their case they really did lose or pop one.
Dogs and phones creep me a little.
I associate them with Terminator II.
Yes I know the dog didn't actually answer the phone.
But it might have.
No criticism applied to you CW.
Oh I know. I think the kitty's expression fully agrees with you. That is a lot of wrong.
Omg I've been missing these. The lion, the dogs, that cat...all hilarious!
We all knew that... didn't we?
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Willem Dafriend made me cackle out loud.
Willem Dafoe?
Do not know.
ETA, checked IMDB and I have seen Mississippi Burning.
Just didn't 'member him being in it. He was mucho younger then. As was I.
Willem Dafoe?
Do not know.
ETA, checked IMDB and I have seen Mississippi Burning.
Just didn't 'member him being in it. He was mucho younger then. As was I.
I think his biggest movie was Platoon, which was before your time as well, but huge in the States.
Platoon was pretty big here too.
I saw many films listed, just none that I had seen.
I have never watched a Vietnam film. Not never.
"The Hunter" is a decent Willem Dafoe flick. Wrong ending, though.
Willem DaSkeletor
To quote Weird Al's song about Spiderman, he's scarier WITHOUT the Green Goblin mask on.
You just can't believe how hard I've laughed at that pic.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, wrong thread. :right:
Talking to Tiger Mum on the phone during the school holidays.
She broke off the conversation to say, "No Tiger! Do not stack the kittens on the dog!"
Being an Aspie Angry Birds fan, he was literally trying to build a kitten tower on their placid and long-suffering animal. Needless to say the kittehs were having none of it.
:lol2:
btw, I haven't seen that kitteh around my house lately.
This is
Grumpy Cat and a whole series of images has been posted in recent weeks.
You're a mean one Mr Grinch
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My latest cap. Personal trainer. For hire. call BR549.
who knew he had two expressions?!
It's the look on the Husky's face that kills me! :lol:
who knew he had two expressions?!
three different other cats.
heeeey sexy lady
opp opp
aw shit I fell into some kind of trap
A Night At The Roxbury - polar bear style.
My cats, thanks to SonofV, same life, different conclusion.
berry berry funny!
It's not just cats making that discovery. :o
My cats, thanks to SonofV, same life, different conclusion.
berry berry funny!
That is how I feel like that
That is how I feel like that
!!??
My kid torments you with an uncatchable laser show on walls, blankets, couches, and the dog!?!?
I'm gonna have to have a srs talk with that boy.... :eyebrow:
I just like the use of berry for very.
At school my friends called me Cherry Berry.
And would sometimes say berry for very or berrily to mean very much.
I liked.
!!??
My kid torments you with an uncatchable laser show on walls, blankets, couches, and the dog!?!?
I'm gonna have to have a srs talk with that boy.... :eyebrow:
Wasting my life chasing things that are not there
Sometimes we have to look in other places for the things we're seeking.
Well I just check my shoes, a bottom of a wisky bottle and the beginning of this thread.
.
Which means licking.
But I never lick my cat.
I find alternatives.
.
I'm glad it is working for you but perhaps a yoga class might give you that extra reach
BigV .. the little red dot ran onto the DOG? :lol2: That's just naughty.
Sad, but, true.
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hahahhah I totally believe that is true.
That cat walks like Papa Lazarou.
"Dave, my wife tells me there's a block in your litterbox"
...grumpier than de appear
Dayum, dat is one grumpeh kitteh, then!
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:lol: Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee just then ...
Ya think?!
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I don't remember George's bunghole being visible in that scene.
I didn't know velociraptors are left handed.
I didn't know velociraptors are left handed.
They are not left handed when they shop the photo every thing got mirrored
The eyebrows one really got me snorting.
Paris got Grumped! [SIZE="1"](sounds like a movie)[/SIZE]
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Lolli.
I'm flowers
Yeah, that one had me in stitches.
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That last one is truly awesome.
There once was a man from Milan
whose pleasure was in Parmesan
one day on the loo
while taking a poo
he realized his rectum was gone
Light verse from Grifftopia?
Lil' Griff and I wrote that in tandem in about 45 seconds.
NOT a criticism, just a question.
Does that rhyme in your accent?
You can answer "Yes" with a disgusted face or "Fuck you, pedantic bitch." Or other.
All okay.
"Yes." *look of disgust*:D
And yes, I am holding my pedantic bitch hands up in suffender now :D
Does that make you a Surrragette?
Nah, just a bitch with clumsy fingers!
...as the actress said to the bishop
Grav, that cat series of pics made me laugh so hard I coughed.
And I coughed so long and so hard I spooked the Diz-cat and he had to run away.
Vet bills? You owe me.
Yeah the cat boxes is fucking funny.
yes and run this shit is pretty funny too.
They're both hilarious. I think run this shit is even funnier. Maybe because my cats have always been ridiculous with boxes.
Grav, that cat series of pics made me laugh so hard I coughed.
And I coughed so long and so hard I spooked the Diz-cat and he had to run away.
Vet bills? You owe me.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
____________________________
I've been trying to name some of the folks in the 'they run this' pic.
I see Warren Buffet out in front, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush. Is that Walter Cronkite to Reagan's left? I want to recognize the guy to Buffet's right and Bush's left, but, I can't come up with a name. Don't recognize any of the others.
I've been trying to name some of the folks in the 'they run this' pic.
I see Warren Buffet out in front, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush. Is that Walter Cronkite to Reagan's left? I want to recognize the guy to Buffet's right and Bush's left, but, I can't come up with a name. Don't recognize any of the others.
I recognized the guy in the doorway...but couldn't think of his full name. Thought David Berger, Berber, Bieber...:rolleyes:
It was driving me crazy, so
I had to cheat.I still think it's funny to call a buffet a Buffet.
I go even further in my head, calling it a Warren and snickering.
In-jokes lose something when they only include yourself though.
Blue, I don't know how you found that pic. I TinEyed, Google Image searched, and got nothing but the 'they run this' pic.
Started to put this in the "What did you make today" thread...Cuz I made it. I started to put this in the "LOLWalrus" thread...But we don't have one.
I put this here.
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Well, it looks like him, anyway.
Blue, I don't know how you found that pic. I TinEyed, Google Image searched, and got nothing but the 'they run this' pic.
I googled "Ronald Reagan George Bush Walter Cronkite laughing" :D
I made a grumpycat, with a grumpyoldman.
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On my wandow the other day.
He's handi-capable!!
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If you think your wandows are clean...don't take macro pix of them.
That's cool, grav.
He's all like "Oh HAI!"
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This is too awful.
I keep having to delete my reaction.
I keep having to delete my reaction.
Not bad, I hope?:(
Well, the chubby child strangling the cat is disturbing.
I love the other pics, though - I always look forward to the things you post. I just have strong reactions to pictures or video of people abusing cats. So many people think it's just fine to do.
There's a LOT wrong with that picture and not a single place to start the list
I figured it was the Pilsbury Doughbaby.
I'm sure she's just loving it...a lot. Kinda reminds me of Elmyra, from TinyToons:
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Seriously? That kid makes me feel a bit ill.
I know, not the kid's fault, but still.
love parents who can't properly supervise their children around pets - this is how animals get hurt, kids get hurt and animals get put down as 'vicious'...
love parents who can't properly supervise their children around pets - this is how animals get hurt, kids get hurt and animals get put down as 'vicious'...
^WSS^
US reveals new Domestic Surveillance Drone
xoB > :lol:
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love parents who can't properly supervise their children around pets - this is how animals get hurt, kids get hurt and animals get put down as 'vicious'...
I misread that as 'lone parents who....' started to reply with a bit of a rant...and then realised I'd got it wrong :p
As you were...nothing to see here...
...nothing to see here...
Well, there's the picture of the flying cat...that's something.
I'll see your flying cat and raise you one hover cat
Ahahahahahahahahahaha/ Brilliant.
Retractable landing gear, I see.
Vurreh nize.
I can hear the sound effect .... vrrwwrrwwrrwwrrwww.....
I thought I might've gotten this here, but, I guess not.
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OMG. Only the colour is wrong.
That could so be Diz.
Except he would be eating the paper.
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No, no, Frank ... Slow, quick, quick, Slow, quick, quick ...
Make that slow, slow, quick, quick, slow ... and, where's the rose?
Waltz, tango, I have no idea ...
Either is good. Just dance. ;)
Those dogs are woolly.
And have cat's noses.
That's wrong.
♪ ♫We cats dance if we want to♪ ♫
♪ ♫We cats leave humans behind♪ ♫
♪ ♫And if your cats don't dance♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then your cats won't dance♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then their no friends of mine♪ ♫
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If you were wondering...that's a Dick and a pussy in one pic. Is this porn?
♪ ♫We cats dance if we want to♪ ♫
♪ ♫We cats leave humans behind♪ ♫
♪ ♫And if your cats don't dance♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then your cats won't dance♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then their no friends of mine♪ ♫
Ha! Where's the goddamned Like button around here!
You'll be asking for avatars next... oh wait.
He has a cat's paw!
Seriously, look!
What's with these hybrids in this thread.
Surely you know it's a Sign...
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Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
I just googled "ashamed puppy". This was a little down the screen.
Make sure you scroll to see it all, this dog has comic timing. I swear this was a real screenshot.
Hang on.
Okay, now I'm confused.
I took a screenshot, pasted into paint, selected the desired area, saved that as a new jpeg file, posted it here ... and now the picture no longer fits on my screen, despite being a cut-down screen shot from this very screen.
WTF?
Your actual screen resolution is different from your chosen display resolution of the cellar?
repeating the experiment:
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yep, that's weird.
In my browser, the image info for my experiment reports this image size: 1,460px × 821px
In Paint, the image info reports this image size: 1600 x 900.
It was a straight PrtScn, no cropping, saved as jpg.
Is still dog.
Just sayin.
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Grab a snack, this is a long one:
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I love a happy ending.
I wonder if it was a happy ending for the bear.
Ahhh ... bears!!! This sequence of pics feeds my nightmares. I love bears, don't get me wrong - but I need them to be somewhere far from me. I'm sure that's where they'd rather be, too.
Ahhh ... bears!!! This sequence of pics feeds my nightmares. I love bears, don't get me wrong - but I need them to be somewhere far from me. I'm sure that's where they'd rather be, too.
I've been using your "that which does not kill me..." line at every chance.
I've been using your "that which does not kill me..." line at every chance.
You're welcome. It's true, after all. ;)
This made me laugh today ,
Not a single fuck was given !!!
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She would not adopt from the UK ;)
He's a bit pale for them, also.
LOLMantis!!!
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Sadly, the only person I would like to give that to would take umbrage.
I might just print it off to show to other people who know her though ;)
take umbrage?! that's... that's crazy!
I take it you've met her!
hehehehe.
I always come running to this thread when i see grav has posted. And I am never disappointed :)
Took me ages to work that out. Thought it was an acronym.
Then I said it out loud. And laughed.
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read in the voice of King Julian, naturally.
Cat shark on a roomba, LOL
The
history of Ermahgerd is interesting (if you like memes) and ends in the discovery? of a possible original ermahgerd girl, more grown up.
Yeah, my brother showed me the ermahgerd meme and its history. I am so going to show him this lolpic :P
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Reminds me of this guy.
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Hahaha, love the staff member in the plastic apron.
I'm not getting stupid-kid blood on me, no way :headshake
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Laughed heartily! Thank you
Sir, I am very proud to have contributed to your haha.
Capability Brown was responsible for my ha-ha.
But I agree, sir, that you have contributed to it.
Oh and the taxpayers paid for my moat to be cleaned.
Stick out your tongue, Miley!
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The most interesting bear in the world...
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I thought the "BEEP BEEP" behind me was that damn bird... not a land train.
The most interesting bear in the world...
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I'm stealing this. Me and bears ... we have such a close relationship. We're so close, they chase me in my dreams ... :speechls:
Ortho will want that bear picture framed.
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@grav - love it!!
@foot - of course I'll want that picture framed. And hung over my bed.
Letmegethisstraight....You want a hung bear over your bed?!
Are you Sheldon's sockpuppet, by any chance?:eyebrow:
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Letmegethisstraight....You want a hung bear over your bed?!
A bear hung and a hung bear are not necessarily the same thing ... though they could be. When it comes to bears, I'll stick with 2D and leave the 3D to you.
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:lol: love the cat one, grav! Perfect expression.
ha! Loving the giant peckers.
Also, the cat one reminded me of this advert:
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Dana, that vid is perfect!!
All of my awesome Siamese cats are like this but MOAR ... naturally. :D
They are multiplying right there in his arms.
I first counted 7, then 8, then...
They're photoshopped. I count 11, but only 6 unique faces.
It's one layer of kittens doubled to look like two layers. The bottom and top layers are identical.
I just found the 12th. I missed the twin to the bottom one on the right. His nose is sticking out just over the guy's hand.
[edit] Or maybe they're not twins; their expressions seem different. But I don't think they match any of the others.
When I got to this guy, my lying (old) eyes told me to stop counting. ;)
I think that's just a foot that caught the sunlight. But it does look like an open mouth.
Yes, I know... just my warped sense of humor(?)
Ass berry gas
Cash years cheque
Ass berry gas
Cash years cheque
You're playing
Mad Gab. It's fun, and harder than it looks. I have a copy I picked up from the thrift store for three or four dollars, I've definitely gotten my money's worth from it.
Mad Gab is a game created by Terry White in which there are at least two teams and 2-12 players. Each team has two minutes to sound out three puzzles. The puzzles, also known as mondegreens, contain small words that, when put together, make a word or phrase. For example, "These If Hill Wore" when pronounced quickly sounds like "The Civil War." Another example would be "Eye Mull of Musheen" quickly spoken it sounds like "I'm A Love Machine." There are two levels of difficulties: easy and hard. The faster the puzzles are answered, the more points the players score.
This game uses phonetics, which is a branch of linguistics. This game is a test for the human brain to process sounds based on simpler English-written sounds into a meaningful word or phrase. The game is designed where a person would not be able to decode the meaning of the phrase unless spoken out loud and listened; reading the phrase silently will not allow the player to decode the meaning because sounds would have to be encoded into meaningful English words.
Original Mad Gab Game includes 300 cards and 1200 different puzzles. It also includes a timer unit, flipper unit, score pad and instructions.
Whew! Thank God.
I hope no one trips over those.
Why the long faces?
gravity?
remember the dramatic chipmunk?
gravity?
Don't forget
time.
remember the dramatic chipmunk?
Awesome! Looks like an old friend. :sniff:
The sheer joy on that dog's face is awesome.
Looks like someone shaved their monkey...
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Doesn't sound as good, though.
:bitching:
Make worky!
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This is for Dana:
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I recommend never dating one less than 50. I learned the hard way about the young ones. Never again
Awwwww....love the rabbit pic :)
It's a rare man who appreciates women in their fifties, Sarge, but you have it exactly right.
How bout a woman your own age or older, who doesn't play XBox, because they're for pussies, and would be way more impressed with an Alienware gaming rig?
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How bout a woman your own age or older, who doesn't play XBox, because they're for pussies, and would be way more impressed with an Alienware gaming rig?
Dana - There are always exceptions for hot gals like you:blush:
Hahahahahahahaha.
Oh man. Oh, no, no that's just too funny. Hahahahahaha.
For the win:
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Oh who'd shave a little white kitteh like that?
Totally missed opportunity. That fur would take dye really well.
Oh who'd shave a little white kitteh like that?
Because waxing hurts.
@Nirvana: :lol: I like that.
gravdigr, you photoshopped my dog, and then got the color wrong? what a fail!
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'Stache dog is teh awesome!
That dog should be named Sir.
We need to add this to the cellar link pool. It was the image for a link in a reddit a discussion about what would happen when a woman who had two vaginas gave birth and the baby presented breech and each vagina had a leg in it.
I snorted.
'Stache dog is teh awesome!
That dog should be named Sir.
For some reason I keep thinking of a circus strongman when I see grown up 'Stache Dog.
Pardon me,
Sir 'Stache Dog.
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Also: loving the blues kitty.
Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks...
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Nirvana, that made me think of the differences between an optimist, a pessimist, and a realist.
Optimist - Glass is half-full.
Pessimist - Glass is half-empty.
Realist - Sooner or later, I'm gonna have to wash that glass.
Oh, damn! :sweat: I just heard/saw Buster say "True dat!" in my head.
:lol2:
I don't know why, but that tiny hamster got me good. I laughed way harder than I reasonably should have. :)
The tiny hamster made me feel happy.
The dog who forgot how to dog made me laugh out loud and scare Carrot - who is only fifty percent dog anyway.
feed at tiny hamster a cherry it will be wonderful
I don't know why, but that tiny hamster got me good. I laughed way harder than I reasonably should have. :)
The tiny hamster made me feel happy.
Heheh, I actually sang it out loud like Elton John...
:p:
Heheh, I actually sang it out loud like Elton John...
:p:
Me too! :)
I had never heard of that song til I moved here. It that really a hamster, btw? Nose looks a bit pointy......
(but I did laugh a little ;) )
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Oh, stop complaining. Your scroll wheel needed the exercise.
I've been tempted before and I don't even want that kosstoom.
This one doesn't have a caption. But it will make you smile.
It came with this headline
Wild mice actually enjoy running on exercise wheels
http://www.theguardian.com/science/grrlscientist/2014/may/21/wild-mice-exercise-wheels-behaviour-stereotypy-neurosis♪ ♫If you're going♪ ♫
♪ ♫To San Francisco♪ ♫
♪ ♫Be sure to wear♪ ♫
♪ ♫Some flowers in your mousehair♪ ♫
hehehe.
Don't touch the brown acid, man!
"And your mother smells of elderberries"
hehehe.
Don't touch the brown acid, man!
"Nummberr niiine."
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The ark dog looks like a caricature of Carrot with his new haircut.
Yeah, goalie guy is a whole thing, now.
Awesome animal pun vertical scroller over at
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Also: the frog and squirrel = awesome.
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Aahahahahaahahahaha *pauses for breath* ahahahaahahahahahaa.
Best one evah.
Hehehehe. It's funny cuz it's true.
Have you been watching? AHHHHh it's good this season though I want the group back together.
Man I used to play the crap out of Duke Nukem!
I have been watching! I'm one episode behind I think. Gonna catch that up tonight if it's on the streaming site now:)
Man I used to play the crap out of Duke Nukem!
Me too. We had this one workroom in the basement at work, that had a copy on a PC in there, and you could go back in there and disappear and play Duke Nukem for most of the day. You couldn't get away with that shit every day, but every once in a while, nobody would notice if you did it.
Those DOS machines were pieces of crap, in hindsight.
At my office, which was 6 people at the time, at 4:55pm someone would usually stick their head around the corner. "You in?" And the Duke session would begin and often it was all of us.
Have you been watching? AHHHHh it's good this season though I want the group back together.
I didn't really like the All Beth All The Time episode, though
Yeah the bethisode was a setup for things to come. Gotta say she's pretty tough though.
Can't wait for it all to come together.
I read a spoiler free review and didn't think I'd like an episode that was all Beth - but when i watched it I really liked it. Thought she was great. Well acted, well written and a genuinely unsettling set up.
I do want them all back together though now :P
I agree. We've seen all types of 'communities' arise from the ZA. This is another facet that hadn't occurred to me.
I also like how, since the beginning, different sets of people call the walkers different things. It wouldn't make sense if every pocket of people came up with the same name for them. Roamers, biters, dead heads, and my newest favorite: rotters.
But they'll always be Walkers to me.
But they'll always be Walkers to me.
Me, too :blush:
It would be funny if Cordell Walker, Chuck Norris' character from 'Walker, Texas Ranger', got bit by a zombie on "The Walking Dead", and then made a TV series called 'Walker, Walker'.
Or, if all the characters on 'TWD' were played by Christopher Walken, and the show was called 'The Walken Dead'.
Or if the members of Jerry Garcia's band got bit, they'd be the Grateful Undead.
Not to be confused with those pig headed hunger strikers who finally gave up the ghost (ironically) on Thanksgiving, the Ungrateful Dead.
Hahahahahahahaha. I love that meme.
Oh yes indeed. I accidentally taught my kids to repeat "[punchline,] CORAL!" when their joke doesn't initially get a laugh. They have no idea why it's funny, but it always freaking makes us laugh.
OK, come on...Lieutenant Dan was funny. :rolleyes:
Hahahahahahahaha. I love that meme.
I know, right?
Oh yes indeed. I accidentally taught my kids to repeat "[punchline,] CORAL!" when their joke doesn't initially get a laugh. They have no idea why it's funny, but it always freaking makes us laugh.
That's excellent.
FINALLY I realized I had some TWD friends IRL! I hung out with two of my g-friends last night (they're sisters, both really fun and funny...monster you met one of them) and we realized we all love TWD and then it was on...talking about who we like and don't and sharing memes and I told them about the 'bad lip-reading' stuff on youtube.
Gonna meet up with them and the rest of the gang today to see Dumb and Dumber To. This is not something I would normally go see at the movies but it'll be really fun with them. Then we might go back to 'the cockpit' (which is the mancave above the garage of Friend 1 and her fella, and play some 'left right center.'
(Yeah, I'm excited. I get tired of my reclusive ways.)
Anyhoo, more TWD memes:
OK I'll stop, after these...
the wife just asked me the other day if we should be watching TWD. I guess it might be time to join the party.
Nooooo, don't stop. I am loving these. I'd go look for some myself, but then I'd lose the rest of the weekend and I have too much of this fucking mountain left to climb:p
the wife just asked me the other day if we should be watching TWD. I guess it might be time to join the party.
Yes. The answer is yes, you should.
The first 2-3 episodes are all abot introducing the apocalypse and the main players. It's great - and beautifully done, but the series doesn't really start to step out into something truly marvellous until around eps 4/5.
First series, the zombies are a major factor - lot of scary stuff - mucho gruesome - and lot of tension as the people try to survive them. After that the zombies fade back a little - they're still scary and deadly, but they're more like the environment now, rather than the horror - and it becomes much more about people and the choices they make as they try to survive in that environment.
Damn it just occurred to me - glatt and Mrs glatt might watch this show - they gonna get to this scene and be like 'coral!!! lol'- which is a shame since it's one of the most gut punching emotional scenes I've ever seen on tv :P
...it's one of the most gut punching emotional scenes I've ever seen on tv
It really was.
Damn it just occurred to me - glatt and Mrs glatt might watch this show - they gonna get to this scene and be like 'coral!!! lol'- which is a shame since it's one of the most gut punching emotional scenes I've ever seen on tv :P
Andrew Lincoln is teh awesome. But he's so hard to look at. ;)
Seizure salad...lmao!
I remember him when he was the baby-faced 'Egg' in This Life
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Damn it just occurred to me - glatt and Mrs glatt might watch this show - they gonna get to this scene and be like 'coral!!! lol'- which is a shame since it's one of the most gut punching emotional scenes I've ever seen on tv :P
Made me sob. And I even knew the plot point was coming, but that damn scene, whoo boy... You guys should watch it, glatt. It's going to be on the all-time lists.
Lincoln's a hell of an actor. So's the lad.
I just saw 'the lad', Carl, in another flick the other night...see if I can find out what it were.
ETA: Ah, it was
"Mercy". Meh, 6.5 outta 10.
Hahahahahah.
What is it with the dogs in bread? Is this a new meme?
Heh i went googling for bread dog meme - yes it is a thing.
I also found this - which made me smile:
Birthday Dog
In bread dog - in bread cat
that dog looks like Jeff Daniels when he's stoned
Sup hell, do not high five that sumbitch. :eek:
pfft...Toonces!
(I named my first indoor cat that I got as an adult...Toonces Riley H)
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I have never seen that before. I vaguely wondered why you called your cat that.....
I had a shirt and everything. It was so obvious to me and B,when we picked up our part Siamese/Tonkinese-looking kitten from the house of the people with a big mama cat... Toonces! What goes with Toonces as a middle name? Riley! And he was free. He was the most amazing cat ever.
Damn he was one awesome cat. And he could drive. We just never let him. ;)
That was a brilliant character.
Though I've never been able to verify it, Toonces had to be the brainchild of Steve Martin. It debuted when he guest-hosted and Martin's character was portrayed by Dana Carvey after that. It's so typical Steve Martin. I also really believe that Jack Handey is Steve Martin. For similar reasons. I think the Jack Handey wiki page is completely fabricated. The clues are all there. Look at the picture! Read the articles/books (Sounds so much like Cruel Shoes.) Listen to the audio! Why would he do that? Strictly for creative reasons. For fun. For a lot of reasons. This is my theory.
I love Steve Martin. I mean, I love love Steve Martin!
I bet you're right about Jack Handy.
Jack Handey is a real person. I thought the same about Toonces and was surprised to read this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true.
Other SNL work[edit]
Other Handey pieces that appeared on SNL included Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer,[10] "Fuzzy Memories" which depicted reenactments of a twisted childhood memory and aired in the late 1990s, and the short-lived "My Big Thick Novel", which were spoken excerpts from a very long book in the style of "Deep Thoughts" and which aired during the 2001–03 seasons of SNL.
Handey is also credited with creating Toonces, the cat who could drive a car, although badly ("See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!").[11] The recurring skit originated in 1989 with Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson as the crash-prone kitty's owners. In 1992 NBC aired a half-hour Toonces special. Handey, who owned a real cat by the same name, once said he couldn't remember exactly how he dreamed up the premise. He said, "It was just one of those free association ideas you write down and look at later and think, 'Maybe.'"[11]
And I contend that's all part of the joke. I read those same things. It all just points me in the same direction.
I know I'm right.
Wait a minute...are you just messing with me? I really can't see how an intelligent and comedic mind could not come to the same conclusion (despite the fact that everything on the interwebz is true.)
Jack Handey is a real person.
They don't give Primetime Emmys to ghost writers.
Heh...all the references and citations are circular. It's one of the best ruses ever pulled!
Senator Al Franken confirmed it. :lol:
For a moment I forgot Al Franken was a senator and chuckled out load when I remembered.
I know he's doing a decent job, but American voters are nuts. I mean seriously, Al Franken is a Senator! How the hell did that happen?
He made a lot of money from his "Send your receipts to me, Al Franken" campaign on SNL.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79oupdate.phtmlFor a moment I forgot Al Franken was a senator and chuckled out load when I remembered.
I know he's doing a decent job, but American voters are nuts. I mean seriously, Al Franken is a Senator! How the hell did that happen?
Ronald Reagan was elected president...TWICE! American voters are idiots and no-shows.
Have you read his book, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them? He's actually very intelligent. I don't think being a comedian makes you any less qualified to hold an office.
I mean, how hard could it be? Reagan did it.
Not to mention Jesse Ventura.
Minnesota voters, I tell ya.
Have you read his book, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them? He's actually very intelligent. I don't think being a comedian makes you any less qualified to hold an office.
I mean, how hard could it be? Reagan did it.
I think I read that one, a long time ago. I have, somewhere, a copy of
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. He
is very intelligent.
If Jack Handey is fictional, then who is this guy?
I don't know. It's a picture of some guy! That's proof right there! I doubt there are any random people out there who would take part in such a ruse.
I googled Jack Handey a few years ago. There was nothing about him except his "deep thoughts" page. True story. He's done all this stuff for all these years and there was nothing about him out there. Sure, I know it DOES take a while for the interwebz to catch up to stuff...usually 8-10 years before we even hear of it. Information on the information superhighway is pretty slow. :rolleyes:
Anyway, it's just a little theory I like to entertain. I'm not interested into getting into a whole dissection of every picture and article and cite y'all post. They're all fishy to me.
I hope this is one of those things that one day, it's found out to be true, just so I can be the only person on earth to say "I told you so." :lol:
Until then, I won't be swayed by the stuff you guys post from the interwebz that has to be true because you found it on the interwebz. ;)
If Jack Handey is fictional, then who is this guy?
That's Gary Busey. (wearing his Clark Kent glasses.)
sandal walker is w t f
bro fighter reminds me of Popeye. look at those forearms compared to the upper arms. whoa.
Buster, you're on a roll with these.:thumb:
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busterb, what a roll! Enjoying your recent posts.
LOL-Lonesome Dove!!
Luvvit.
How good do you have to be at chess to beat a pigeon anyway?
Before the internet, the telephone and the telegraph, long distance chess games were played using homing pigeons to communicate moves. They learned all the strategies.
Before the internet, the telephone and the telegraph, long distance chess games were played using homing pigeons to communicate moves. They learned all the strategies.
That worked OK for the first two moves.
Then two poor slobs had to carry the birds all the way back.
That was their mistake. Had they used flocks of pigeons instead of each reusing a single pigeon, the information would have compartmentalized and no one bird would have been able to put it all together. But nooooooooooo ...
You're right, those flockers are the problem, the flockers have always been a problem.:yesnod:
Oh Marsha Marsha Marsha... (slam)
The pigeon watching his mate wrestling food from the little bird is like...Dude, seriously, that is not cool.
Badass Sparrow is saying, "You want me to peck your other eye out?!"
Hey! Get your pecker outta my beer!!
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If that last one was a little too obscure,
this might help.<---[COLOR="DarkRed"]NSFW language[/COLOR]
Thank you!
That was f*cking awesome.
So, new dentist, but same proctologist?
...kick some over that shit, and move on
Amen.
Grass. ...kick some grass over that shit...:facepalm:
Tried... it stuck to my shoe.
You're both grim.
Da fuq?
Tried... it stuck to my shoe.
you have some funny lookin feet man...
Might work, if cap was off.
"Alright, e'erbody flip."
Those aren't pillows!!
From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Another very entertaining movie.
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"The lord said, 'I am the light of the world.' But he could have just as easily said 'I am king shit of fuck mountain, why would you fuck with me?'"
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I'd totally forgot about that sketch!!! Hilarious!
Can I get a fuckin' A?!
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As a kid, I used to tell my Grampa in Tennessee that snakes don't have legs,
but he would stand me down that they do, and he could prove it.
He would tell me to hold any snake over an big open fire,
and as the fire got to them, they would drop four feet.
It only took me til adulthood to get his joke.
I freakin love the Fiberian Hufky
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Took me a minute...
Took me a minute...
Took me about the same. Then I read it out loud. I really laughed...
Why would that be offensive in Mississippi?
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Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Who was the biggest?
The baby, because he was a little bigger.
and a blank to make your own, how nice!
*blinks*
You should get your coat, for that one ;p
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They're just questions, Leon.
Why aren't you helping the turtle?:eyebrow:
They're just questions, Leon.
funny as hell!
Richard Branson nopes out of a balloon crash landing.
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There probably should be an "I'm going to hell" sub thread of this thread.
There was an entirely different thread for that shit foot3.
I'm pretty disappointed you're not the ok bloke I thought you were.
He's probably more ok'er than you think he is.
You're gonna throw him away for one post?
There was an entirely different thread for that shit foot3.
I'm pretty disappointed you're not the ok bloke I thought you were.
You do have a valid point though. Cops shouldn't be made fun of. Even if they
are from/in Kentucky.
You're gonna throw him away for one post?
nope. but I'm not currently a big fan. I'm sure he's devastated.
Initially, I wasn't going to say anything, then I realized that was cowardly and wrong for many reasons -one of which is that if your friends don't let you know when you have spinach in your teeth, who will?
Balderdash, you're getting pissy because you didn't get it, you thought the joke was the guy with downs syndrome. The joke was the word play, not making fun of the guy or the "officer down" which is a very serious call to police.
Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger basket.
There was an entirely different thread for that shit foot3.
I'm pretty disappointed you're not the ok bloke I thought you were.
If it is any consolation, I'm disappointed too. Especially since quite a number of my friends have children or family members with Down syndrome.
Glad you called me out, Monster, as you say, if your friends don't let you know when you have spinach in your teeth, who will?
While we're being honest I'll have to admit my devastation is somewhat mitigated.;)
I disagree, you can usually tell by appearance someone has down syndrome, it's part of their identity. So what, that doesn't make them a freak anymore than red hair or freckles. Is it the Elephant in the room that everyone must pretend not seeing, and must not ever be mentioned?
THAT is treating them like a freak.
If it is any consolation, I'm disappointed too. Especially since quite a number of my friends have children or family members with Down syndrome.
No, see, that gives you A Card.
Like I got A Card for making fun of fat people, cuz I'm fat, A Card for making fun of drunk people, cuz I'm a drunk, A Card for making fun of stupid people, cuz I'm a stupid.
Fat, drunk, and stupid...That's the way to go through life, son.
No, having friends affected does not give you A Card. Attempting to use someone else's A Card is itself a violation.
The cards are not transferable. See: the "some of my best friends are black" fallacy.
Wait, my Cards are invalid?
Son of a BITCH!:mad:
Now what am I gonna do?
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Wait, my Cards are invalid?
Son of a BITCH!:mad:
Now what am I gonna do?
Call the police?
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That girl looks like she might smell funny.
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The pic, w/empty balloons, is from this thread.
Here.
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She looks like he's got Googly Eyes. I would take him in a hot second.
Monster! Do you got some 'splaining to do?:eyebrow:
Why does the deer get to talk, but the cat just gets a thought balloon?
Because the deer is male and the cat is female. Or the deer is a manager and the cat is a commodity.
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This is me, this week, right now.
But we all know you can do it in spite of your trepidation. Yes you can, maybe not with the grace you'd like, but you can do it. ;)
Oh, wait. I thought this was the LOL Cocks thread . . . :o
I wave in your general direction, old friends. Howzit?
It goes well, how are you?
It goes well, how are you?
Better. Things have been kinda rough since I was here last, but I think the worst is behind me.
Worked at the pot store for a few years, until Oregon started selling recreational weed. This cut into our market by roughly half, so staffing and hours were cut. Eventually, I was down to 12 hours/week, at which point my folks in So Cal began to fail. Spent the last year or so taking care of everything that needed to be taken care of for them, and now :sniff: they're finally at rest.
This means I can return to my own life - and all you big adorable goobers here in the Cellar.
You've been warned. ;)
Have fun Glinda, we've been waiting for you.
Worked at the pot store for a few years, until Oregon started selling recreational weed.
Jeff Sessions may be "fixing" this problem--for everybody.
Jeff Sessions may be "fixing" this problem--for everybody.
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If anybody needs a good "stoning," it's Jeffy Sessions.
Spent the last year or so taking care of everything that needed to be taken care of for them, and now :sniff: they're finally at rest.
You're a good egg.
Sorry about your folks, Glinda. They were lucky to have you.
Glinda I'm glad you finally got to where you're at now :thumbsup:, but sorry the path was so unpleasant. :thumbsdn:
Thanks everyone. It's tough to be in a world without my folks in it, but they had good, long, lives and knew they were loved till the end. I was a big winner in the Parent Lottery.
Condolences on your parents, Glinda. That's gotta be tough.
What the fuck does bazinga mean, I've seen it once in a great while but no idea what it's about?
It's from a tv show. I don't watch it so I can't give you much to work with.
What the fuck does bazinga mean, I've seen it once in a great while but no idea what it's about?
It's from The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon had been awake for days trying to figure out some science-y problem, and went off the rails. Leonard found him at a Chuck E. Cheese-type place using the balls in the ball pit to make larger atom models. Leonard went in after him, and Sheldon refused to be caught, taunting Leonard with the term
Bazinga!:
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AFAIK, this is the origin of the use of the word on the show, though Sheldon often used it when zinging someone with an joking insult.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.[/G.I. Joe]
ETA: There was about a half dozen of us watching it at the time it aired, and we were all stoned to the gills. I guess that's why it was so funny. It stuck with me.
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♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫Christmas time's a-coming,♪ ♫
♪ ♫I know I'm going home♪ ♫
That's just enough decoration for the holidays, some folks don't know when to stop.
But that elk takes up so much of the living room...
But that elk takes up so much of the living room...
Elk? What elk? All I see is a lumberjack.
♪ ♫Oh, I'm a lumberjack♪ ♫
♪ ♫And I'm OK♪ ♫
♪ ♫I sleep all night♪ ♫
♪ ♫And I work all day♪ ♫
♪ ♫He's lumberjack♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he's ok♪ ♫
♪ ♫He sleeps all night♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he works all day♪ ♫
Black Kitties Matter
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I know what you were thinking.
Pervert, I like that in a person.
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