Quuiiickkkk...I need to sell a car

DucksNuts • Jan 23, 2008 8:18 pm
Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.

Or I have to give my boss a blow job :right:
richlevy • Jan 23, 2008 8:25 pm
DucksNuts;426710 wrote:
Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.

Or I have to give my boss a blow job :right:
Actually, I think Lumberjim is the expert here on one of those subjects, I can't remember if it was blowjobs or selling cars.:D
Undertoad • Jan 23, 2008 8:27 pm
I have no advice on this topic, but I would add...










...you're hired.


[size=1]No J it was a joke. It was just a joke, you know how I'm always trying to be funny with people? No, yes of course I'm not that funny, but I try. What? It doesn't mean anything! Of course she's hot, but she's also on the other side of the planet! No that doesn't mean I'd be more interested if she lived across the street. Well of course we'd invite her over for dinner but -- Hon you know me, I'm a one-man woman. I mean a one-woman man! One-woman man. Well yes, I agree with you, I guess don't know what's appropriate! But that doesn't mean I love you any less.[/size]
Cloud • Jan 23, 2008 9:11 pm
to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.

Do they?
SteveDallas • Jan 23, 2008 10:51 pm
On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes.

On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country.

I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement.

PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith...
lumberjim • Jan 23, 2008 11:13 pm
:bj::bj3::bj2::knockdup:sounds like sexual harassment to me. or a bet made to facilitate a desire. do you want to win this bet or lose it? honestly?
DucksNuts • Jan 24, 2008 4:34 am
Honestly....

I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?
lumberjim • Jan 24, 2008 9:56 am
no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.
Clodfobble • Jan 24, 2008 10:11 am
DucksNuts wrote:
I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob?


For a second I thought you were talking about his nuts, and having seen at least part of your boobs on here before, I was having a really hard time picturing how such a thing could be medically possible.
lookout123 • Jan 24, 2008 10:21 am
so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?;)
LabRat • Jan 24, 2008 10:34 am
:lol: Me too, Clod...
DucksNuts • Jan 24, 2008 5:32 pm
lookout123;426841 wrote:
so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?;)


Sure, Lookout.

I have been known to do what it takes to *close* a deal.

My test drives are pretty good too, apparently.
Sheldonrs • Jan 24, 2008 5:45 pm
Cloud;426723 wrote:
to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.

Do they?


Yes they do. :-)
Sheldonrs • Jan 24, 2008 5:47 pm
lumberjim;426830 wrote:
no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.


"Homoist"? Sounds like lube for a hooker. Ho Moist. LOL!!!
lumberjim • Jan 24, 2008 5:56 pm
well, the pronunciation is homo-ist.

but ho-moist sounds ....inexpensive?
BigV • Jan 24, 2008 6:19 pm
Comes (*groan*(**groan**)) in little pre-saturated towel-ettes. Just swipe 'n' go!
zippyt • Jan 24, 2008 7:17 pm
so did ya have to Blow him DN ???
richlevy • Jan 24, 2008 9:32 pm
SteveDallas;426764 wrote:
On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes.

On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country.

I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement.

PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith...

Actually the 3 colonies of Britain were founded for:

America - Religious troublemakers.

Australia - Criminals. Large penal colony.

Canada - Bastards. Canada was the choice of location for pregnant mistresses/female servants.
classicman • Jan 24, 2008 11:38 pm
BigV;427006 wrote:
Comes (*groan*(**groan**)) ......


Hmmm unusual choice of words for you.
DucksNuts • Jan 24, 2008 11:38 pm
zippyt;427018 wrote:
so did ya have to Blow him DN ???


Crisis avoided!!

Just sold a Holden Monaro :D



[SIZE="1"]Offer still stands though, Lookout ;)[/SIZE]
BigV • Jan 25, 2008 2:30 pm
classicman;427084 wrote:
Hmmm unusual choice of words for you.


Yeah, my innerstraightedger was on break. Sorry, won't happen again.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 25, 2008 5:42 pm
DucksNuts;427085 wrote:
Crisis avoided!!

Just sold a Holden Monaro :D



[SIZE="1"]Offer still stands though, Lookout ;)[/SIZE]
To a man?
classicman • Jan 25, 2008 10:35 pm
BigV;427244 wrote:
Yeah, my innerstraightedger was on break. Sorry, won't happen again.


lol - very funny. still smirkin!
DucksNuts • Jan 27, 2008 5:42 am
xoxoxoBruce;427295 wrote:
To a man?


Yes actually,well...kinda..... an 18 year old.
ZenGum • Jan 27, 2008 8:18 am
DucksNuts;427549 wrote:
Yes actually,well...kinda..... an 18 year old.


Well I am sure he feels like a real man now.

At least until he wraps his new toy around a gum tree.