Ode to the Reluctant Voter

richlevy • Jan 19, 2008 2:39 pm

[SIZE=3]Ode to the Reluctant Voter

[SIZE=2]Maybe I wear tinfoil hats
Or share my house with lots of cats
It really doesn't matter, Slick
When you don't vote I get to pick

So I might be a corporate tool
Or just some simple jobless fool
Since you can't come and vote today
I'll be to one who gets to play

I'll pick a guy for what he knows
Of God or maybe UFO's
As far as skill that he might lack
Who cares? He's bringing Elvis back

So put your feet up, have a beer
I know that you deserve your rest
And if you're worried, never fear
I'll pick the one I think is best

Richard Levy
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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2008 3:25 pm

It would be entertaining, even funny, if it wasn't so damn scary.

Griff • Jan 19, 2008 6:46 pm

I'm good with richlevy picking, he's more level headed than me.

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2008 7:04 pm

He and UG should cancel out.

richlevy • Jan 19, 2008 9:00 pm

richlevy;425788 wrote:
[SIZE=3]Ode to the Reluctant Voter

[SIZE=2]Maybe I wear tinfoil hats
Or share my house with lots of cats
It really doesn't matter, Slick
When you don't vote I get to pick

So I might be a corporate tool
Or just some simple jobless fool
Since you can't come and vote today
I'll be to one who gets to play

I'll pick a guy for what he knows
Of God or maybe UFO's
And as for skill that he might lack
Who cares? He's bringing Elvis back

So put your feet up, have a beer
I know that you deserve your rest
And if you're worried, never fear
I'll pick the one I think is best

Richard Levy
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jinx • Jan 19, 2008 9:07 pm

xoxoxoBruce;425796 wrote:
It would be entertaining, even funny, if it wasn't so damn scary.

Meh. It's not like they bring out better choices for the intelligent/rational voters.

Giant Salamander • Jan 19, 2008 11:16 pm

I enjoyed that quite a bit.