Which Star Trek, Next Generation character are you?

Flint • Jan 17, 2008 10:51 am
No, it's not a link to a quiz. Just a question. What are you, like a Worf, a Data? Are you a Picard, a Troi? Are you a Q?
monster • Jan 17, 2008 11:06 am
beest went to work in a red shirt today..... wonder if he'll make it home?
Clodfobble • Jan 17, 2008 2:43 pm
These are always more fun when you tell someone else who they are.

So Flint, you are clearly... oh wait, I don't watch Star Trek. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]because it sucks[/COLOR]
I don't know which character you are.
lumberjim • Jan 17, 2008 3:28 pm
he fanices himself a Q, no doubt.
glatt • Jan 17, 2008 3:34 pm
But he's really a Wesley Crusher.
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2008 3:45 pm
Is there one named "dork"? ;) j/k
Flint • Jan 17, 2008 3:46 pm
lumberjim;425277 wrote:
he fanices himself a Q, no doubt.


glatt;425281 wrote:
But he's really a Wesley Crusher.
Oh, I'm a Wesley Crusher? Well at least I'm not a Barkley like you! btw: I was gonna say LJ thinks he's Q, but UT is the real Q (and Picard). So I guess Bruce is Riker (with the beard and everything). And I'm sure we have a Data: how about BigV? tw?
BigV • Jan 17, 2008 3:54 pm
Ha ha.

Data by training.

Scotty by inclination.

Spock by reputation.

Red shirt by experience.
Flint • Jan 17, 2008 3:59 pm
Dude, please, no TOS.
glatt • Jan 17, 2008 4:17 pm
Flint;425287 wrote:
Well at least I'm not a Barkley like you!


Ooh, good one! I forgot about him. I could do worse. Barkley it is.
lumberjim • Jan 17, 2008 4:49 pm
I'm Crusher.....not Wesley.....the Hot red head. yep....
Flint • Jan 17, 2008 4:54 pm
lumberjim;425310 wrote:
I'm Crusher.....not Wesley.....the Hot red head. yep....

Flint;425194 wrote:
LJ is totally a girl.
glatt • Jan 17, 2008 5:00 pm
Only problem with being Barkley, is that I have no chance with Ensign Ro.
lumberjim • Jan 17, 2008 5:05 pm
flint, just becuase you find me attractive, doesn't mean i'm a girl. you might be ghey.
DanaC • Jan 18, 2008 6:37 am
I don't know who I am :)
SteveDallas • Jan 18, 2008 10:03 am
I like to think I'm Captain Picard.... Suave, urbane, and able to kick ass and take names, but without being a complete prick about it (like some executive officers that could be mentioned). As a bonus, irresistible to a certain redheaded doctor.

Reality, of course, rarely lives up to our dreams. I was previously employed by a college which employed a hallowed honor code governing student behavior. Any alleged infraction resulted in a hearing by members of the honor council. After a suitable period of time, an "abstract" of the case describing the charges, the evidence, and the resolution was published, out of a desire for openness and to encourage community involvement and debate in the process. However, the names of all participants were anonymized. Usually this took the form of chatacters from a TV show or movie. For example, in a situation of harassment by an ex-boyfriend, the report might include a confrontation between Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara.

I explain all this boring detail so you'll have some context when I tell you that I once made an appearance in one of these proceedings as Commander Data. (A student was claiming to have written an assignment but lost it in a floppy disk crash. I was asked to examine the disk to see if there was any evidence of damage or portions of lost files.)
Flint • Jan 18, 2008 10:09 am
It's okay being a Data. I'm a Data. What you see me doing here is a poor simulation of human behavior.
monster • Jan 18, 2008 11:41 am
Can I be a tribble?
Flint • Jan 18, 2008 12:03 pm
No TOS!!!1
BigV • Jan 18, 2008 12:48 pm
Flint;425574 wrote:
No TOS!!!1


Highly illogical.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2008 1:41 pm
[SIZE="6"]WTF IS TOS?[/SIZE]
BigV • Jan 18, 2008 1:45 pm
The Original Series of Star Trek in contrast to The Next Generation.

TOS:
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu, Uhuru, etc etc

TNG:
Picard, Data, Geordie, Worf, Crusher, Riker, etc etc
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2008 1:47 pm
Oh, thought it was like CSI:

You got CSI Miami, CSI NY, but no CSI The First One They Came Up With.
SteveDallas • Jan 18, 2008 1:47 pm
[Spock]Captain, I believe we are entering the forbidden fanboy zone.[/Spock]
BigV • Jan 18, 2008 1:57 pm
SD wrote:
[Spock]Captain, I believe we are entering the forbidden fanboy zone.[/Spock]


Flint;425574 wrote:
No TOS!!!1


Still illogical.
Flint • Jan 18, 2008 1:59 pm
SteveDallas;425601 wrote:
[Spock]Captain, I believe we are entering the forbidden fanboy zone.[/Spock]
We'd be in the fanboy zone if the thread was called "Which ST:TNG character are you?"
monster • Jan 18, 2008 2:14 pm
DSN and the cartoons don't count? I've always wanted to be cute.....
Radar • Jan 21, 2008 1:13 pm
I'd have to say I'm a Romulan. To me they are just pissed off Vulcans. They're smart but also want to kill the idiots around them. :)
shina • Jan 21, 2008 2:35 pm
Troi, then I can play with Riker.
lumberjim • Jan 21, 2008 3:55 pm
you sure you got the mooseknuckle requirement covered.... to be dana troi?
DanaC • Jan 21, 2008 4:00 pm
Well.....if we're expressing preferences rather than likeness I'd like to be Ensign Ro....cause she was cool:P
Flint • Jan 21, 2008 4:13 pm
lumberjim;426197 wrote:
you sure you got the mooseknuckle requirement covered.... to be dana troi?
There's a nurse practitioner at our pediatrician's office who looks just like Troi. She gives me boners.

It's not the camel toe that makes a Troi, it's the dark hair, vaguely exotic features, and... something intangible in the body language.
SteveDallas • Jan 21, 2008 4:16 pm
Flint;426202 wrote:
There's a nurse practitioner at our pediatrician's office who looks just like Troi. She gives me boners.

"Yeah, Flint Jr. Seems a bit out of sorts lately. I think I'd better take him to the doctor... just to be sure....."
wolf • Jan 22, 2008 5:17 pm
Troi, although I have certain Worf-like moments ...
SteveDallas • Jan 22, 2008 7:13 pm
"Captain, I am sensing a great deal of suffering in this patient. I believe an infusion of glock ammunition would be beneficial."
Undertoad • Jan 22, 2008 7:20 pm
"Nine MMs of lead in the high-speed delivery capsules, STAT!"
lumberjim • Jan 22, 2008 7:21 pm
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STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK NG
deadbeater • Jan 22, 2008 7:41 pm
Great, great editing.