Dweller NSFW pics for 2008 - get it all out there!!
You asked for it, so run with it.
Doesn't the original poster have to provide a picture?
Go Bruce, show us a nipple even
What? The picture's right there?! *I* can see it. It looks like this:
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]X[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Sorry ladies. When it comes to xoB, that stands for Not Safe For Women. You can't see it. It's for your own good.
i know i felt inadequate for ages after xoB's last NSF picture. I mean, seriously - who needs to lift a Buick with just...
...an antique window-crank model lift? But what made me feel strange was when he pulled down his pants and checked the coolant level with his...
custom made thigh holstered tungsten dipstick? that was no big deal to me.....but when he started breaking walnuts between his.....
chrome plated life-size Stone Cold Steve Austin nutcracker? I thought that was cool, but I kind of got the willies when he stuck his tongue...
eyelid, until i saw he was attempting to...
fetch the other body part that he'd gotten stuck up there, his...
left hand which had got wedged up there when someone nudged him just as he was reaching to scratch his ...
ear which was itchy because it was full of fluid from his....
squirt gun, which they had only gotten out of the toybox so that they could play...
Monopoly. And it wasn't even until he started making...
...and exotic grilled cheese sandwiches that he remembered he had left his...
sticky buns in the oven while he was distracted by his throbbing...
mobile phone, which he had left on vibrate the previous night, while trying to stimulate his partner's...
...interest in the discussion of his overly large...
coffee mug which he had won in a cutthroat game of...
'Double Entendre Chain Story Truth or Dare.' In which, his winning stroke was....
smooth and easy. Just like he likes his women.
Chapter 2 begins with her stroking her ...
all this babble and not one picture...
she thought as she continued stroking her...
I could really do with a picture right now...
... she said to herself as she decided to...
and tell her friend Ali to stop it before she has to...
share the pictures that she finds
...while hiding the gun after shooting her in the...
of what....a wet blanket? christ, ali...ease up....go with the flow a little. post a picture of your left nipple if you're so determined to see one. if you do yours, i'll do mine..... deal?
I already did mine last year.
i dont remember that.......can i get a linkie? are you sure it was the left?
Hmmm...if I can find the picture I'll tell you if it's the left or if it's not. ;)
how about a 'taint' shot like all those famous women getting out of sports cars?
nah...those days are gone for me I'm afraid. Besides, you're only asking to see if I'll do it. Not because you want to see it.
Why don't you post your dick? You know, that thing you're always bragging about?
Three pages and still no pics! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... :cry:
When she was done crying she wiped her...
because they were covered with the...
Three pages and still no pics! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... :cry:
That was exactly my point!
I hope you people are happy having to make me post a picture of myself up :roll eyes:
Yay...someone finally did it!
Now you ducks! :D
How about an original pic, not a re-post Nik?
Mighty fine Rooster there bro.
Next?
Im sure it was good enough to post again Kinx what do you think :P
I'll try and get another pic up as soon as I can get my camera working again.
Nikolai! Nice to meet you!
Wanna shake me hand or......... :jagoff:, lol kidding nice to meet you to Brianna, still got the landing strip?
Well, Nik, when the girl cries out "faster, harder *wider*!"...you can certainly meet her request.
*cries* I can't see the pic!
What? It's like the Great Wall of China...you can see it from space!
At this rate your going to give me such a big head, no pun intended. And hey where are all yours pics? Thats right Im looking at you *jabs finger at people in thread*
Mrs Mercenary:
Mrs Merc:
Does your wife always dress like that Merc?
Does your wife always dress like that Merc?
Hell no! I wish. 2 times a year at best when we get an adult weekend away and can let our hair down. :cool:
Great rack Mrs. Merc and she does have great pins.
Yes, she'd be spectacular if it wasn't for that ugly growth on her arm.
Yes, she'd be spectacular if it wasn't for that ugly growth on her arm.
Oh that comes and goes. Not that it ever mattered.:D
"Comes and goes"? Typical man.
Well, all I can say Nikolai is it looks good enough to eat. ;-)
Does your camera need new batteries, Nikolai? I'm sure we could all pitch in to help. ;)
...assume that you know what's coming next before you start....
Does your camel need new batteries, Nikolai? I'm sure we could all pitch in to help. ;)
I misread this.
Ok, this thread is total bull shit put up here to make us think that any of you bastard actually have any interest in posting you sexy pictures to share with the rest of us. This thread is obviously propaganda in an effort to make us want to stay around to see your naughty bits which none of you are willing to do, other than a very small number, and I think that is grounds for a total banning. It should be requirement that each of you show some part of your naughty bits for continual participation in The Cellar. Our new moto should be "Where everyone shows their naughty bits just once to get in the club". Heh!
I think that is grounds for a total banning.
Don't you remember? UT never found the "ban" key. :lol:
... This thread is obviously propaganda in an effort to make us want to stay around to see your naughty bits ...
I see that you've already OD'd on your
Valentines
Day chocolates and are on a hyperglycemic rant. Sure you want to see their naughty bits; but, have you ever sent them virtual flowers and written them a poem? Remember: "When you've got them by the heart strings, their naughty bits will follow." It's like a positive reinforcement version of "When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
BTW, I'm signing you up for PSYOPS refresher training.
Happy
VD. :D
Now that is VD
Nudity damm it. Produce Cellar. Produce.
Jim just got home... I'll try to get a pic while he's changing. Back in a sec...
Should we be excited or scared?
Hmmm, my arse looks kinda wwwwwiiiiiide in that pic.
Does my arse look big in this?
It looks fantastic! but just to be sure I'll need to use my teeth as a measuring device... you don't mind, do you?
Actually the best way to measure is depth. I'll need to use my hands to steady her though. I wouldn't want her to fall over.
Here's a little something I prepared earlier....
I've spent the last hour asking myself, "Who in the Cellar could be more popular than Ducks?" I can't think of anybody. Can you?
Can anyone?
Ducks, you owe me a keyboard. Third one I've shorted out by drooling after seeing your pictures.
Okay, back to keeping you updated on my progress!
There isn't an awful lot of difference between this and the last one, but it is there, at least under the skin I am so much fitter.
I took this the night before I coloured my hair, so it's about ?amonth? old I think.
Way to go Sundae!! You are rockin!! I've missed the heck out of you. Your smile is contageous...I find myself smiling back at you.
Props to Sundae girl for being so brave. She's got me beat. Err... let me rephrase that.
If I can do it, anyone can do it!
Honestly, I credit posting my first photo with no make-up on in the Cellar as a big step in my self confidence.
After that (I think) I discussed my ptosis - the biggest issue I have ever had regarding my own attractiveness and therefore self worth.
And following that I felt free to exhibit my obesity, knowing it would not be forever.
I am so, so, SO much happier now. And much more confident in myself. And determined to improve myself. Just you wait til April.
Thanks as ever to people who have been complimentary. I'll try only to stop posting when I am officially no longer overweight, although modesty may clothe me more beforehand.
Um...what Bruce said...err...graphicized.
You are one fine woman, SG. I am so happy for you, and you are obviously happy with yourself. Downright moving, it is.
How are the work outs going SD? How about an update on them?
I am so, so, SO much happier now.
Yay! You look it too.
Youre gorgeous SG!!!
Nice to see your smiling face again
I was one drink away from posting in this thread. But I ran out of scotch and realized I'm still a n00b...
They don't care of your n00bness, trust me on that one
Speaking of which...I miss mockingbird.
They don't care of your n00bness, trust me on that one.
I trust you... The n00bness isn't really the issue though, the lack of alcohol is... I need liquid courage...
I've been to Des Moines. They have liquor stores. So what's the problem with getting more scotch?
I was one drink away from posting in this thread. But I ran out of scotch and realized I'm still a n00b...
Chicken shit....
Dingle, 143 (your number of posts at last count) is a code for I Love You (stands for the number of letters in each word. That's definitely not newbie status.
Post and let any haters choke on their own bile I say.
The moment passed, I was drunk as shit. My wang is posted on other forums, I'm not sure I need to defile this one.
Au contraire...I think you'll find that's exactly what you need to do...
I will whole-heartedly second that...........
:)
There can never be enough wangs in the cellar!!
Whats your drink of choice Dingie?
There can never be enough wangs in the cellar!!
Some days, there seem to be all too many.
There can never be enough wangs in the cellar!!
Whats your drink of choice Dingie?
Depends on what we're talking about here... For scotch, I don't usually spend more than what it would cost to buy a bottle of Dewar's. Although on special occasions I'll spring for a bottle of Laphroiag. If not scotch, then just whatever beer I'm in the mood for. I wish they had John Smith's in the states :(
Eh fuck it, I'm way past the drunk threshold tonight... About a year old, but I guess things don't change much in your mid 20's...
dude, if that's a picture of your junk... I'm sorry. Truly truly sorry.
It didn't attach, huh? Haha, wow, I WAS plastered if I couldn't figure out how to attach a file...
That was such a set-up. I'm going to use the "too drunk to attach a file" excuse too. I see right through that Dingle!!!
:)
Bummer. I thought Cicero had finally gotten of her ass long enough to show it to us. Her other naughty bits too.;)
Believe me, all shreds of cleverness were gone on Friday. I vaguely remember trying to attach it, then wondering why it wasn't showing up, then just saying "fuck it". But if you want to believe I'm that diabolical, well... More power to me :)
Bummer. I thought Cicero had finally gotten of her ass long enough to show it to us. Her other naughty bits too.;)
You have cellar seniority- 2004..it says. That means you first! Wait, that means you are having a four year cellar landmark!! Let's see some landmark lookout!! Yea!!
:D
Besides, I am too drunk to attach this file. Or not drunk enough, which is it again?
:p
Besides, I am too drunk to attach this file. Or not drunk enough, which is it again?
:p
Ha, I noticed that too... Apparently I haven't found the right level of buzzed yet. In the meantime, you're more than welcome to look at whatever dick pic site of your choosing and pretend it's mine if you'd like :)
Sorry for the disappointment in the long-awaited butt photo....I should have just done it sooner so no one would suffer great disappointment. Butt you've asssked again and it's your birthday. (Pun intended and I am willing to pay for it)
Happy Birthday! It's my butt!!!:blush: I can't believe I'm doing this...I'm a butt post virgin...I'm nervous. You so owe me!!:blush:
Ok...on the count of 3, I will attach and submit. Chicken..I'm a chicken.
If anyone vomits I'm going to be so mad at you! If anyone uses this to promote abstinance I will be so pissed.
[ATTACH]17765[/ATTACH]
:blush:
My birthday is in June. *Nudge Nudge*
:)
Just remember this on my birthday. It's in June.
I think your butt looks great, good job Cicero... But it's really hard to not play on insecurities, so I'm just gonna back slowly out of this thread ;)
Yesssssssss!
Another one gives into peer pressure.
Welcome to the dark [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]back[/COLOR][/SIZE]side, Cic!!
:yum:
You are just glad I just missed your birthday Labber.
;)
You didn't take advantage of an even better humiliation you could have gotten out of me, you are too kind.
WooHoo! That's a great first step towards the darkside. Next up... the thong.
The picture of your butt will not be complete unless viewed naked. :D
I bet you thought you'd never do it, but you did... I'm proud of ya Ciccy :D
Woohoo!
As the semiofficial Cellar ass connoisseur, I just want to say that you have a very fine example.
I concur, a fine example.
We should do an online wet t-shirt contest. I'd like to volunteer to be a judge, if that's okay.
Errr....NSFW?
That comes after dancing around the pole for awhile.;)
We've been doing Pole Classes at gym...its soooo much fun pole dancing.
[COLOR="Silver"]....wonder if there's much money in it....[/COLOR]
Well, anecdotally, it'll get you enough money to pay for a college education.
or enough to start a chain of 22 tanning salons and 2 gyms with 240 employees with over $350,000 year in net/net profits.
but you have to stay of the coke. ;)
It wouldn't be safe for my work.....
:)
Like most NSFW..if there is a question about it... don't do it. And fotget it...I won't be pole dancing.
We've been doing Pole Classes at gym...its soooo much fun pole dancing.
[COLOR=Silver]....wonder if there's much money in it....[/COLOR]
..and you haven't posted
one picture.:mad:;)
Oh there be plenty of pics of me in this thread :p
Oh there be plenty of pics of me in this thread :p
Not pole dancing.
I've even created a pole dancing smiley for the occasion. I just wish I could get the transparency to work right.
Now I'm drunk enough to post my wang, but don't have the motivation... I'll get there eventually, but it's not worth the build up....
Whoops, last drink got me there and I found one... Whatever "old pic" disclaimers I mentioned in my previous (failed) attempts still apply...
Jeez, it still won't attach, what the hell? Guess that's a sign... One last attempt...
that's ".org for organ" I suppose!
I don't know. McDonalds never did that much for me...
I wrote a song called "Fast Hands" in the early 90s.
I can't figure out if everyone's cock is that much bigger than mine, or if people whose cocks are somewhat normally sized just don't take pictures and post 'em. Which, as luck would have it, reminds me of a story of my youth...
I had a Polaroid camera when I was about 12. One night when I was home alone, and occupying myself with an extended bit of self examination, I decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of my tumescent 12 year old tool.
The novelty soon wore thin, and knowing my mom and stepdad would be home soon, I panicked in my guilt and shame, ran to the toilet, and flushed the offending B&W shot.
Unfortunately, I didn't stay around to see if it was subsumed, and I went back to bed and fell into horny, fitful sleep. Next thing I knew, my mother was gently shaking me awake, with a dripping photo in her hand...and she was sobbing.
"Patrick, I don't understand...why did you do this?"
"I don't know Mom...I'm sorry."
We left it at that, she gave me pic, I tore it up, and she retired.
The next day when I got up, she was sitting in the living room, looking sheepish. I thought I was going to get a lecture. Instead, she looked at me very seriously and said, "I talked to your stepfather last night after I left your room. I asked him if he'd ever done anything like that when he was young. He said 'no'. I asked him, 'why not'?"
His reply?
"Because I didn't have a camera..."
Thanks for reading this brief insight into my formative years.
@ Cicero: lovely, so smooth . . . ooh.
(wipes drool off mouth)
Good lord...are you just *now* getting around to looking at that wondrous white-clad work of art of hers?
Jesus Christ, I posted that last night??
Fuck, I better check my phone to see who I drunk dialed last night.
Arrgh, I KNEW it! Drunk-dialed the ex. 5 minutes, 46 seconds long... No idea what transpired. I'm removing her from the index for good now.
what can I say? I'm slow! plus, I generally don't open this thread at work.
Next time, Cicerohunny--without the pants!
Oh, God...yes, please. Contact Labrat for thong photo pointers.
I wholeheartedly agree. We need more female nudity or pseudo-nudity to wash away the transgressions of me posting pictures in this thread.
I've got more news for you, you didn't post it in this thread, I moved it here. :stickpoke
Woohoo! I hope you're serious, I was racking up the stupid points last night, that would be just another notch on the belt. I'm rereading what I posted on other forums last night and having a hearty gut laugh. What a tard.
@ Dingleschmutz. whoa! missed that too. Now sure how I could miss that one.
It's because my hands are small, they're easy to miss.
Ask and you shall receive lol, okay probably not but theres always this.
OHHHH RAAAHHHH !!!!! Tree !!!
Splode You Lucky Fool !!!
Thanks tree. I'm pleasantly surprised there's no piercings.
Well done, Dingle :)
Although, its been a while and I really didnt need to see a standie up penis before I go to bed.
I always need to see a standie up penis!
Nice one Tree Fae, the modern, naughtier equivilant of the Christine Keeler pose?
I LOVE coming here!!!!! You hippies are so freakin' AWESOME and, golly, Dingle, can I come over? Me love you looooooong time you naughty, naughty man!
(did you notice I said "coming" and "come"? must be some sort of freudian slip)
oh, Els--you made me laugh so hard with your 'camera' story I think I peed a little. You really need to submit that somewhere. Perhaps Reader's Digest?
:D
oh, Els--you made me laugh so hard with your 'camera' story I think I peed a little. You really need to submit that somewhere. Perhaps Reader's Digest?
:D
and the moral of the story is:
"pics never subsume" . . . or is it "cream rises to the top?"
I can't decide!
:D
Wow!!! Tree and dingle!!! Awesome!!! This thread is one of my faves again. :)
Oh and thanks Clouder!!!
:)
I LOVE coming here!!!!! You hippies are so freakin' AWESOME and, golly, Dingle, can I come over? Me love you looooooong time you naughty, naughty man!
(did you notice I said "coming" and "come"? must be some sort of freudian slip)
More like the entire Freudian lingerie drawer...
Wow!!! Tree and dingle!!! Awesome!!! This thread is one of my faves again. :)
You, too, can help others feel the same about this thread.:)
Yea! maybe we are about to have a resurgence of postings!
I LOVE coming here!!!!! You hippies are so freakin' AWESOME and, golly, Dingle, can I come over? Me love you looooooong time you naughty, naughty man!
(did you notice I said "coming" and "come"? must be some sort of freudian slip)
Sure, if you can make it over today. The girl I'm kinda seeing decided to cancel our plans tonight, so that would work out nicely, thanks ;)
Perhaps I'll get out the camera one of these days...
Damn right no piercings, I'm not messing with something that works as well as they do. Only piercings are my ears, one has two, the other three... got the third one when my son got his done at 10 years old lol.
Thanks tree. I'm pleasantly surprised there's no piercings.
Ok. Els, you're up!
I was up last night and again this morning, but no pictures. Sorry.
Very pleased to meet you, dingle's dangle. Very pleased indeed. :D
WaHOOOO !!!!
Awsome SG !!!!
I thought that photo of tree and els. was pretty hot....added with the nudy boobs. Well played.....well played indeed!!!
Yea....that's hot....Not the pron type of hot either...the "you are almost actually there" kind of "intimate" kind of hot...It's hard to accomplish over the internetz...nice.
:D
Sundae Sundae....oh jeez...When are you going to stop torturing our American men? They have like zero chance...........I wonder how many cellar men (and lurkers) have started a "going to see Sundae" fund?......... Relentlessly checking advance airline information tickets, visa/passport information, and English laws,mapquest.........(streetview esp.)
lol!!
:)
We could all put in $50, and have a lottery, with the proceeds going to fund the trip for the lucky winner. Of course, there'd be the risk that the winner wouldn't be to SG's liking, of course.
Wow, great job Dingle, Tree, and Sundae - beautiful pictures from all!
I didn't get to take a close look at the new pic until just now, SG. Nice. Yum. But it does beg one very important question...
What kind of guitar is that behind you? :-)
I want to see the rest of that picture. :sweat:
Let me be the first to congratulate you, Ms. Anon, on some very pretty mammalian attributes.
Very impressive!!! and too easy :p
I knew it....best mancans eva
Mein Gott in Himmel, Es Ist Wonderbar.
Lovely. Worth every penny, without a doubt. Yup...that's one nice camera.
Almost as nice as those boobs.
:ninja:
Open for business! :) You are very brave.
ok, i admit. its me
I knew it!!:D
fan-fucking-tastic. ah, the simple pleasures make life a joy.
Very impressive!!! and too easy :p
Hey, let's not call names here. . . maybe she just really liked you. ;)
Why am I suddenly craving cookies?
Anonymous Lady (ahem)
I remain your fan as ever
Thanks!
ok, i admit. its me
Me, as in, "This is jinx posting as LJ"?
That's who I think it is anyway...remember, she posted her new rack anonymously before and got found out. :)
Me, as in, "This is jinx posting as LJ"?
That's who I think it is anyway...remember, she posted her new rack anonymously before and got found out. :)
If so, then she's the first 40ish woman in America with natural boobs where the nipples point up. :thumb:
:)
Jinxer. Nice to meet the twins. This place is unnerving sometimes. Like how do I even know beyond a shadow of a doubt that those belong to jinx? Must be the hair.
Or is it?
You can't even see my hair in that picture! It could be anyone really...
lol! Yea. You are right...It might not be you. Your hair in that photo isn't that visible.
Carry on.
i don;t know about you all, but i'd recognize those wrists anywhere
Mrs Anon who Ever you are Thanks for the Mammerys !!!!
Shoulders and Hair for me
what?
Did anyone have an real doubt as to who owned that balcony? Jinxie, apart from being one of the loveliest lasses in Pennsylvania, is also one of the most easily identifiable Cellarites from just about any angle or perspective.
No one else even remotely resembles her, part for part.
"You can't even see my hair in that picture..."
Prosecution rests, your honor.
(Don't forget how long it took me to find lookout's ex's wet tshirt pic in cancun.
BTW Excellent dowas!
Don't forget how long it took me to find lookout's ex's wet tshirt pic in cancun.
You did? Where?
They were on a website for a bar in Ensenada after a beer fueled baja cruise.
Well...what about the fucking link, man? Don't leave us in suspense like that!
that was 3 or 4 years ago. I'm sure the pics are gone by now.
actually after a quick check - they are gone. they had pages and pages upon pages of wet tshirt pics from the cruise passengers and they are now all gone.:(
You mean I've been fucking around on the interwebs for three or four years? I'm having a rip van winkle moment.
that was 3 or 4 years ago. I'm sure the pics are gone by now.
actually after a quick check - they are gone. they had pages and pages upon pages of wet tshirt pics from the cruise passengers and they are now all gone.:(
You are forgetting the
Wayback Machine, where youthful indiscretions are preserved forever. Try out the link there.
I stopped in Adelaide for a couple of days....err...caught up with an ole friend.
you owe me a keyboard and monitor. i'm open to negotiations.
Sweet jumping horny toads!:mg:
Looks like you were bound to pay him a visit sooner or later. You probably didn't want to stay long, but you got kind of tied up, and before you knew it, you were just too darn whipped to leave.
Wow! Thats all I can think to say...
hardly nsfw, although appreciated......let's see the good ones?
Yeah ducks , not cropped !!
meh, you blokes only wanna see the good bits
As far as I can tell you only have good bits..
It's just a matter of being able to appreciate the artistry better in its full context.
Fall is here and its raining today, I am going to miss the warmth of summer ...
Yeah, nothing hotter than a photoshopped booty crack. Where's that one pasted over LabRat's jeans? That was pretty funny.
Which one is you, Nirvana?
No photoshop going on there CF. Maybe you would like to guess which one is me Els?
Left.
Golf must be a lot more fun where you're at than it is here.
You are correct you win!you win! umm you win... the right to be right! ;)
Damn. I was hoping to be awarded 18 holes of golf with you as my golf cart hood ornament. Oh well. The right to be right is good, too.
Sorry cart is full!
So...what did you want to tell us about your sporting past, then, Nirvana? I mean, you're apparently heavily involved in animal husbandry now, but what were you doing before? Or are your golf tournament pics relatively recent?
The pictures are about 4 or 5 years old and I have been involved in animal husbandry for about twenty %^% years. That golf outing was fun. I ran a local model/striptease company [no escorts] for about 16 years. President Carter gave me the idea when farm service loans went to 21% interest and almost every small farm in the country went belly up. Now they are fixed rates and my new irrigation system is worth more than my house. :) Assets outweigh liquid cash but at least I won't be eating Alpo when I retire. ;)
Gotta love those Democratic Farm Incentive programs. And from that picture, I'd say your assets probably outweigh a great many things.
Gotta love those Democratic Farm Incentive programs.
Yah too bad our farm is not eligible for any. :neutral:
You don't need them. You have enormous assets. :D
Let me know when you want me to actually be serious about farm policy and such, otherwise, I'll just keep making sophomoric breast jokes until the cows come home, and then you'd think that I didn't take you seriously, which, of course, would be untrue.
You don't need them. You have enormous assets. :D
Let me know when you want me to actually be serious about farm policy and such, otherwise, I'll just keep making sophomoric breast jokes until the cows come home, and then you'd think that I didn't take you seriously, which, of course, would be "udderly" untrue.
fixed it for you ;)
I'm mooved that you took the time to make that correction. Guess I'll have to ruminate for awhile on how to thank you appropriately.
No photoshop going on there CF.
Well now that I know you're the one on the left, I can say it... the crack on the right is totally crooked. Maybe she's clenching weirdly or something, I don't know. Also, the smalls of both the backs are oddly blurry, but that might just be the sun on wet thongs. Really, it was the misaligned butt cheeks that had me convinced.
That's a feature, not a defect.
Definately can't compete with some dweller's generous assests [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Silver"]*cough* nirvana *cough*[/COLOR][/SIZE], but I think these are nice in their own little way.
Makes a guy want o dive in Face first !!!!
:eek: Wow nirvana! Fantastic pictures...
You too mtp
WOW morethanplenty!! Very nice!
Olympic sized moguls. :yum:
Since Nirvana posted a sexy butt pic, I thought I'd share mine. LOL. Here it is in all of its hairy glory. The red marks are from where I was shot in the butt. That's another story.
I am sure I cannot compete with you MTP! I will probably be wanting a reduction soon, yours are more perfect in size! :)
Thanks Jinx you are the Cellar's brunette hottie!
Well gunshot butt must have a story, care to tell ?
All of a thudden my tong ith stith.
Not because of Sarge's ass.
Joining you Sarge! I know you wanna kiss it...
Is that one of those close up photos?
What is it?
MTP sharing her other cleavage with us.
But which one?
We need to know whether she waxes :)
Thanks for some man-butt, Sarge.
MTP - I admit yours is just a little cuter than mine. LOL
Thank you for pointing out my failure to realize that there are three, SG. I am a patient man, and now that I know she likes vodka, all I need is her address to get this project stimulated to completion.
The full thing...and happy b-day to Zipp
I'm jealous.... you never got me anything for my birthday!!
she Lurves Me Long time Sleeve !!
I want to start an MTP fan club!! wow!!
BTW, have you ever thought about all of the beautiful women inhabiting the Cellar? I can't get over it.
I want to start an MTP fan club!! wow!!
BTW, have you ever thought about all of the beautiful women inhabiting the Cellar? I can't get over it.
Well, I have a wonderful personality. No wait, I
don't. Ummmm... well, hey, I think YOU are the most beautiful, handsome, and powerful men in the universe, and it's the biggest I ever saw and I of course I don't have to fake it with you, but ONLY you!
Do I get any points for trying? :sniff:
Sweetwater, I was being serious. I think MTP is cute as can be. Also, I admit I am quite smitten with SG
Sweetwater, I was being serious. I think MTP is cute as can be. Also, I admit I am quite smitten with SG
I thought you were serious, I was just teasing. I'd say "no hard feelings" but that seems so inappropriate in this context, doesn't it? :p
For all I know, The Cellar is an Internet
Lake Wobegon, "where all the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average". And that is good!
MTP has a generous spirit.
MTP has a generous portion.
Fixed it for ya ;) .
Knock it off. MTP is screamingly hot, for those of us who have no goddamn hope of ever finding our way into knickers as young and fresh as those.
Really.
And...for those of us who *are* able to reasonably imagine that they might be able to get such gracious access...fuck you all. :cool:
...for those of us who have no goddamn hope of ever finding our way into knickers as young and fresh as those.
Really.
I resemble that remark!
My knickers might not be young, but they are certainly fresh on every day. And if I ever have a date (not this century then) I will put a clean pair on just for that!
And I want into your knickers as well, but I thought we had that pretty much figured out already. :D
And I want into your knickers as well, but I thought we had that pretty much fingered out already. :D
Ooh!
SG - You wear knickers??? Well there goes that fantasy
SG - You wear knickers??? Well there goes that fantasy
pics??
There are some seriously old pervs on this post
quite shocking in fact!!! :lol2:
That's inspiring. DAMNED inspiring. Thanks! :D
(Dammit Jim, can't you focus??)
awww, did y'all post ass shots for me? that's so sweet :)
Like a Donkey and an onion all at once. [COLOR=White](An ass that brings tears to your eyes)[/COLOR]
You broke my clock.[COLOR=Silver] [/COLOR][COLOR=White](An ass that could stop time)[/COLOR]
Great *gap*, Jinx. Boys here are all about the gap.
How to wax eloquent about such a posterior? Shall I compare it to twin melons, full of the juices of fall harvest? Pumpkins ripe upon the vine, awaiting the plucking of scurrying children in the field?
Nay, for t'would be perverse in the extreme. Mere childish delight could but sully the appreciation of such splendor, such pulchritude, such...perfection.
I do not love thee...but I do love thine form.
Great *gap*, Jinx. Boys here are all about the gap.
I have a gap! [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]A gap between how I look and how I want to look...[/COLOR][/SIZE]
THATS the butt I always wanted, but neverever got. Jinx does it come naturally to you or do you literally 'work your butt off' for it?
Great *gap*, Jinx. Boys here are all about the gap.
A stripper once told me that the measure of a woman is how many fingers you can stick inbetween her legs, i.e. "the gap." [size=1]and of course she demonstrated[/size] ... btw: this was something she had been taught by her dear old grandmother.
Spectacular as always!! :yum:
Lookout going to be sorry he has to work, heh heh heh.
You too Red!! You have a new office to pay for!!
THATS the butt I always wanted, but neverever got. Jinx does it come naturally to you or do you literally 'work your butt off' for it?
actually, that is a result of working her butt ON....
Nice shot jinxster! very cute.
Thank you! :heartpump
Great *gap*, Jinx. Boys here are all about the gap.
A stripper once told me that the measure of a woman is how many fingers you can stick inbetween her legs, i.e. "the gap." [SIZE=1]and of course she demonstrated[/SIZE] ... btw: this was something she had been taught by her dear old grandmother.
I didn't know any of this... I've only ever heard the term "gapper" as a negative description.
When FSM made boys
He made them out of string
He had a little left
So he left a little thing
When FSM made girls
He made them out of lace
He didn't have enough
So he left a little space
Thank FSM for space.
Damn.....
(Reposted for the good of all mankind)
When FSM made boys
He made them out of string
He had a little left
So he left a little thing
When FSM made girls
He made them out of lace
He didn't have enough
So he left a little space
Thank FSM for space.
:lol2:
for the ladies.....
[COLOR=White]....in case they want to hurl[/COLOR]
*swoons*
Jinx---you are a work of art, beautiful to behold! Goddamn, what an ass!!!
*wishes fervently for such a rear end as that so to bother all the boys with*
Truly spectacular!
Oh, the swoon was for lumberjim. I just like him 'coz he spanks.
Jinx is lovely as usual.
LJ - I think that's the best pic of you I've seen. Although that burn's gotta hurt.
Very manly pics LJ, I'm completely smitten now.
I still don't get this "gap" thing...where are u supposed to be able to put your hand?
I still don't get this "gap" thing...where are u supposed to be able to put your hand?
I do believe it is usually measured by finger width.
So it's like, if your knees are touching, but your thighs still don't touch?
OooooKay...so why is this a good thing?
Since I don't have this "gap" should I try for it?
Some people simply don't have the bone structure to have the gap or their hip bones don't allow for it, but generally if you see a set of great legs, there'll be a gap.
Not everyone has great legs, but muscle tone can go a long way towards having better legs. Some people are blessed in other areas.
So it's like, if your knees are touching, but your thighs still don't touch?
Yea. It's just another thing for men to obsess over.
it says....'i'm fit, but i have good child bearing hips'
Very nice, LJ...you'll do just nicely
Oh LJ - lovely, lovely
Thank you
I have a swimming tiger as my desktop background, but in my mind now it's a posing Jim :yum:
it says....'i'm fit, but i have good child bearing hips'
i'm fit,
and i have good child bearing hips'
good for your footsie. how about your wife though?
Nice looking barely dressed couple! :)
Looking hawt LJ...and jinx :joylove:
Wow. Look at you guys!!! Wowsers!
Why can't I be showing my tan ass on vacation?!?
Oh that would require an ass, a tan, and a vacation....hmmph.
Arrg maties, we be needin to post more of our treasure! Those scurvey dogs that be wanting us to be modest, honest folk, must be shown that we rule these seven seas!
Id Burry My Face in that !!
Id Burry My Face in that !!
Motorboat! (that's a modern pirate theme)
Looking good MTP!
(lol at motorboat)
MTP's pic=nom nom nom nom nom...
Impressive. Most impressive.
Alright men, its your turn.
Thanks LJ and Sarge for goin already.
Well....alright. If you say so.
Ohhhh....hairlesss. Wooo Hooo
Is that good? Should I shave my chest?
Should I shave my chest?
No. a hairy chest boosts your nerd-ness, which inceases your attractiveness to Naughty Girls.
Like me and DucksNuts.
You and DucksNuts have hairy chests? I never really noticed.
I have a really good waxer 'spode.
SD - I like a bit of hairlessness occasionally, my tongue n guys chests spend a lot of time together, so no hair to spit out.
Chest hair is a good thing on the whole though. Nerd is good too.
Oh my, what a lovely man-tit.
-swoons- All the lovely ladies and gents on this thread... definitely an embarrassment of riches for THIS girl. Thank you all, VERY much! :-D
This IS my bush
And Late Happy Bday to Elz!
Thank you :D
Frankly, my Dear, I give a damn... a great big [SIZE="3"]Daaaammmnnn!!![/SIZE]
I have a fat tummy shadow
.
See,
this is what you're supposed to get when you give a girl an engagement ring (see MTP's left hand)!:D
Wins the Cellar's most NSFW award (the venerable Nottie:eek:).
Consider me confused MTP.
Here you were talking about dating a girl. This does not match the picture with a guy and what looks like an engagement ring.
I think Iggy still holds that honor. :cool:
Ok MTP, I now acknowledge that you are not wearing any pants.
But also, what Rich said. I thought you had asked out a girl ... can you update us?
Its not exactly an engagement ring, its a promise ring because we were too young to be engaged and getting married wasn't gonna happen until after our degrees. Whatever those may end up being. In June we broke up, he had insecurity and jealousy issues I just couldn't stand anymore. We still live together, get along mostly and fuck when we get drunk. I'm bi, that's why I asked a girl out.
I think Iggy still holds that honor. :cool:
Should we have a vote? And plz link that for me I can't seem to find it or remember for sure.
Verru nice MTP ,
Iggy took her pics down ,
Oh and yew have a WAYS to go to top them !!!!
Its not exactly an engagement ring, its a promise ring because we were too young to be engaged and getting married wasn't gonna happen until after our degrees. Whatever those may end up being. In June we broke up, he had insecurity and jealousy issues I just couldn't stand anymore. We still live together, get along mostly and fuck when we get drunk. I'm bi, that's why I asked a girl out.
So he had a hot bi girlfriend who was willing to go down on him on camera...and blew it.:smack:
Jealousy, shmealousy. If it was me, and my hot girlfriend wanted to have sex with, say, her college women's volleyball squad, my only questions would be where, when, and can I bring the popcorn.:corn:
BTW, if you
did happen to do something like that and have pictures..........
Wow. What a great birthday present!
Should we have a vote? And plz link that for me I can't seem to find it or remember for sure.
Picture yourself on your back with your heels behind your ears. That's Iggy.;)
Picture yourself on your back with your heels behind your ears. That's Iggy.;)
Damn, how did I miss that one?
(I'm not mentioning MTP's photos because I'm speechless.)
I thought Iggy said those pics, now no longer available, were of a friend, and not of herself?
And where *is* Iggy anymore?
I thought they were her, and she came to the board because she was a friend of another member who posted them with her permission. :confused:
She posted in the banking thread the other day.
The one shot I remember in here (or the prev thread) was of Kinky Vix.'s girly bits, posted with KV's permission and she popped in for a looksee.
She came to the board because of KV? and so did one other person, they all worked together.
Sheesh, I guess I havent killed too many braincells after all.
yabbut....Wangman and his old lady outdid that already....
(it was.....nightsong?..)
I thought Iggy said those pics, now no longer available, were of a friend, and not of herself?
And where *is* Iggy anymore?
hehehe I disappear for awhile... and here I find my name! WHEEEE
Yeah, one of my male coworkers commented on my nekkid pictures (AT WORK)... so I felt I had to take them down. Talk about awkward!!! You remember Shocker right? Well, I didn't want him seeing those pics. And the super naughty pictures were of KV... I just posted my boobies. But I am engaged, and Bi as well. It is hard to find girls around though. Most of the ones here in Kansas that say they are bi, aren't really. They just like to kiss in front of guys because they think it is fun. But when you want to get down to business, just the two of you, all of a sudden they aren't interested. Maybe they just don't like me?
Oh, and WTG MTP!!! that is an AWESOME picture. :D
They just like to kiss in front of guys because they think it is fun. But when you want to get down to business, just the two of you, all of a sudden they aren't interested. Maybe they just don't like me?
That can't be it. You just need to come up here for a weekend. I'll introduce you to girls who are the real deal.
And the super naughty pictures were of KV... I just posted my boobies.
I stand corrected. :blush:
A Friend
Heh..I know that butt anywhere. Awesome!!!
A Friend
I'd guess a close friend. :D
Ya lucky bastard.
:shock:
I appreciate that pic, I appreciate it very much.
that chair looks cold... brr
:joylove: :biggrinlo
I find the thong and bra to be highly unnecessary. In the future, it should be removed, as those items are an affront to my lack of imagination. Let's not assume that less is more. Just get rid of the extra items. ;)
Haa!
I'd guess a close friend. :D
Ya lucky bastard.
Well, yes, he does have a girl in a bra and panties at his house, but all she's doing is using his computer. Maybe she's there to fix the computer and had to strip down because the fan was broken. Those dual cores give off a lot of heat.:D
BTW, is that wax on the seat or is she just happy to be there?
:joylove: :biggrinlo
I find the thong and bra to be highly unnecessary. In the future, it should be removed, as those items are an affront to my lack of imagination. Let's not assume that less is more. Just get rid of the extra items. ;)
Haa!
I must agree with my humble fellow cellarite.
Tripple core AMD Phenom Rich
Tripple core AMD Phenom Rich
Triple core! Wow. No wonder the seat was wet.:D
I thought I smelled tuna.
I thought that was Alba Core?
I thought that was Albequerque :eyebrow:
Is Albequerque in Nuw Mexico?
I thought we had a eat dolphins only rule around here anyway? :)
Just fyi, Iggy, I AM the real deal when it comes to being bi, and if you ever want to vacation in Hawaii, look me up!! :D
Now how often do you hear an invitation like that? :D
Is Albequerque in Nuw Mexico?
I keep making a left turn there...
I'll be half an hour from Waikiki!! All Cellar Dwellars have an open invite... ESPECIALLY Undertoad, for all his hard work on the Cellar :)
I am so mature right now. Shutting U P.
-pokes Cicero- I'm afraid to ask... :P
An anonymous Dwellar. If you have any guesses, please don't say (err, type) them out loud!
I totally know who it is. Very nice pic too...
what has two thumbs and loves boobies?
this guy
An anonymous Dwellar. If you have any guesses, please don't say (err, type) them out loud!
My goodness... er... no, your goodness, my gratitude. :blush:
Besides the lady being beautiful, I have to agree with Jinx, it's a beautiful photograph too.
The roommate ran off to Mobile with the camera! No Trea pics till Monday at earliest
What a beautiful set! Thanks for the contribution. "Please (mam), may we have some more?"
Very pretty and inviting image, anon. I dont have a clue who you are, but thank you!!
HA HA HA HA That'll finish my workday with a laugh - Thanks Jim
That's a world class pair, that is. Muchas gracias!
Dare I mention that I am impressed?
:::motorboat::::
::::battleship::::;)
L2
D4
Shouldn't that be B1 and B2?
Bastard! You sunk my crusier!
Bastard! You sunk my crusier!
Just grab on to one of the handy flotation devices.;)
Holding on.........
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Thanks for the kind words (and the motorboat, I think -- I had to look that one up). Here's one more, that I have been told is "better."
y'all are nearly persuading me to get my nipples pierced...
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning.
Great.
Googly.
Moogly.
Congratulations.
That is very nice.
Me and that girl have the same haircut. That is probably the only thing we have in common physically because I am a proud lily white, waif. I thought I was one of the few that wears it like that. It's almost like a hippy but cleaner. Then again I think I am too old for racing stripes, so it suits me.
Oh wait. That's TMI isn't it? :)
It's interesting how the "hair styles" have changed over the years. When I was in high school, the girls were natural or justly slightly trimmed.
I really don't know what other girls are wearing. I am wearing what I like. Not sure if it's uh, in style...
Didn't we have a poll or a thread about what styles people wear in (on?) their nether regions? I can't seem to find it now...
Cic, you're never to old to be bare.
Seeing as how I am not an infant, I would have to disagree.
I've done quite a bit of... erm, polling. I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt I've never come across a single woman who was too old or too anything to be bare.
that isn't to say you should be pressured to be bare, just that age has nothing to do with it.
I think you should be completely pressured to bare.
I think she'd enjoy it if her partner blindfolded her and shaved her. but that isn't what this thread is about.
as you were.
I've never come across a single woman who was . . . .
What about the married ones?
I think she'd enjoy it if her partner blindfolded her and shaved her. but that isn't what this thread is about.
as you were.
I like the way you think.
I think most women less than 25 tend to be bare or have minimal growth. I have to admit I prefer bare or closely shorn for certain endeavors
I've found most women in the 25-40 demographic tend to be as well.
I do what I'm asked, as far as grooming is concerned. It's in the best interest for all ;).
That was a spectacular pic, Ms Anon.
Me and that girl have the same haircut.
Are we talking about the head?
No, no we aren't.
I wax but not the whole thing just the part that's important for oral. I hate the look of bareness. Plus since the more hair you have in an area is an indication of better circulation...
There is some more reasons why I like hair, gentle tugging actually feels nice ect. I'm outta style, but I don't do anything w/ the hair on my legs or underarms usually, so I'm not even close to "in style" and couldn't give a fuck since I think its stupid.
New to the cellar here and I have to admit there are some pretty intriguing conversations going on here!
Personal opinion, I MUCH prefer if my partner(s) are at the very least trimmed short. Less chance of a hairball when licking or sucking down there. Shaved is much better... personally, I like to be bald. I like the feel of it more than anything else, and everything just seems more sensitive without all that hair. :) To each his own!
I was just informed in a teasing way that my Honey might be getting laser treatment as a Christmas present for me! Mixed emotions here - perfectly smooth all the time is a big plus (probably a small landing strip, I am a pilot after all!) the downside is that I do most of her shaving and I will miss that
I did a little looking into permenant hair removal solutions earlier this year as bikini season was approaching. Laser definately doesn't sound as effective as electrolysis. I haven't met anyone who has admitted to having either procedure, so I have no real world experience with the actual results. Everyone I know either shaves or waxes.
I did a little looking into permenant hair removal solutions earlier this year as bikini season was approaching. Laser definately doesn't sound as effective as electrolysis. I haven't met anyone who has admitted to having either procedure, so I have no real world experience with the actual results. Everyone I know either shaves or waxes.
Both are extemely costly.
Seems like making a do-it yourself electrolysis machine wouldn't be so hard. Spend a couple hundred on a bench top power supply and get some prongs to attach to it.
Hmm.. A quick Google search
is not encouraging.
my Honey's hair color and skin pigment make laser very effective, cost is a tad high, I agree
L/R did i read someplace that you are a wicked weasel fan?:p
Wicked Weasel's rule. The wife has a few.
yeah, same here. WWs are pretty amazing, almost a cult unto themselves!:D
Yeah, actually the hubby is. Damn expensive little things. I'd rather just have the $$ and go commando. :D
hehehe, well as nice a mental picture as that did create (thank you!), sometimes the excitement comes from what you can't see! I was also thinking more of the bikinis rather than the panties! Besides, I am sure Hubby is more than happy to give you both (money AND WWs!) When are we going to see a pic of you in a WW?
Geez - it only took him 14 posts too :eek:
Laser definately doesn't sound as effective as electrolysis.
Laser hair removal rocks. It takes a few rounds when you first go down that path, but after that you only need a touch up about once a year. Slight puffiness and a little pink skin for a couple hours - no muss, no fuss. The results are divine. ;)
I wouldn't have pegged you as one to have that done, lookout. Perhaps a cheaper and more comfortable option would be
this.uh, it wasn't me, els. But I think you already knew that.:eyebrow:
Don't deprive me of my absurdist humor, dude. Go with it.
Someone remind me...what is this thread for again? I'm not sure why, but we just seem a bit off topic...
How about putting your photos where your fingers are?
or something like that...
I can't believe you are egging him on, wasn't it bad enough that he posted his naked torso?
I was just informed in a teasing way that my Honey might be getting laser treatment as a Christmas present for me! Mixed emotions here - perfectly smooth all the time is a big plus (probably a small landing strip, I am a pilot after all!) the downside is that I do most of her shaving and I will miss that
Heh. Yea...This is weird. Why do guys like to do that? I think it's a terrible chore...
But, back to pixs. Too much talky.
I consider it to be quality time together! Plus she gets to lay back and enjoy - like you said it can be a hassle for her, but not me.
I can't believe you are egging him on, wasn't it bad enough that he posted his naked torso?
why are you drunk at 11 am?
Perhaps he voted NeoCon, and he needs to drown the pain?
why are you drunk at 11 am?
ummm, because I forgot to set my clock back???
It's snowing outside, but inside, we are enjoying the first fire of the season. . .
Oooohhhh nice! Labrat is so beautiful. And hot. And awesome in every way! :blush:
I knew if I stayed up late enough something cool would happen. Nice ass, LR. Nice composition, whoever-took-the-picture.
woooooo labrat! Fantastic!
Life is already getting better. Thanks ladies.
LR ... very artistically done :D
ZippyT ... please tell me that is NOT you!
A friend asked me to post that
amaaaaazing. simply amaaaaazing.
A friend asked me to post that
Ha, I knew it wasn't you. :lol2:
@Labrat... What a great picture. Swoon. [COLOR="White"]fap fap fap[/COLOR]
Wow! Very nice ladies! Warms the cockles of my heart to see that!:3eye: :D
Yeah, my cockle got pretty warm, too.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's sort of like the start of the Winter Olympics, except with way more tits and ass.:cool:
Who'll get the medal for the breast stroke?
-swoons- My HM, if I have anything to say about it. Holy heavens, the man knows how to... oops, wrong thread.
Labrat roasing by an open fire
Hope her minky doesn't singe.
Perverted Dwellars who are filled with desire
Merry whatever, to-oo, you.
-applauds- Beautifully done, Els :D
a friend ,
Wow, she's got beautiful skin.
It's shaped nicely too. :thumb2:
Is that rug burn on the hinney ?
That's quality carpeting. And a nice shade to match the vertical blinds.
No one told me LR was naked in here? You all suuuuck!!!!!!
That's ok LR makes me feel allll better. :) Labrat...I'm chilly. It's cold in here. I sure could use some warming up...*sigh*
I vote Zippyt for the the Dwellar with the most friends. . .
the most friends with the least clothing...
That's quality carpeting. And a nice shade to match the vertical blinds.
:rotflol:
If I print that last one from zip out, and hold it up next to a mirror, I have a very symmetrical view of someone who I wish had held the camera up just a little bit higher.
the most friends with the least clothing...
...and why are her fingers wet?;)
...and why are her fingers wet?;)
I expect she's been washing the dishes.
I expect she's been washing the dishes.
No, the laundry. It was a small load, so she did it by hand.
I expect she's been washing the dishes.
With only 3 fingers?
Thanks for the kind words (and the motorboat, I think -- I had to look that one up). Here's one more, that I have been told is "better."
Gorgeous. I love that she has some pubic hair. Too many women shave themselves completely. I don't find it at all attractive. A little hair is a good thing, imho.
I can't figure out if everyone's cock is that much bigger than mine, or if people whose cocks are somewhat normally sized just don't take pictures and post 'em...
They take pictures with a dwarf's hand on them.
WOOO!
Everyone gets drunk night before thanksgiving right?
Those are pretty much the greatest boobs ever.
WOOO!
Everyone gets drunk night before thanksgiving right?
Actually no, but thank heavens some do. :yum:
uhm hello boob pix deseve moaar comments
already
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mrs booberman and mr bentwood?
*looks down* ok, it's not me.
Very nice, MTP, but who is that peeping in through the doorway in your first picture?
Very nice MTP. I didn't notice it until Zengum pointed it out, but there is someone peeking in on the first photo.
MTP's got some bodacious tatas.
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Yea its Christmas! Its all I've been wanting and asking for!
They're pretty easy to come by. I mean with...I mean...oh, nevermind.
But why did he label it UBL? :confused:
That's JBL, on the equipment in the background.
That's JBL, and it's a brand of audio speakers. It's just a little logo that happens to be in very clear focus in the background.
Ha! I'll have you know that simultaneous-posting crashed my browser.
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Hey there... isn't that my favorite sex toy? That bend my friends is designed to nail the G spot everytime. Killer fellow there! You have every right to envy...
Those are pretty much the greatest boobs ever.
Except for your wife's OF COURSE. lol
Except for your wife's OF COURSE. lol
They have to be posted to enter the contest. That's what he means: best boobz eva in the NSFW dweller pics! Besides everyone else's...
Hey there... isn't that my favorite sex toy? That bend my friends is designed to nail the G spot everytime. Killer fellow there! You have every right to envy...
so, what you are saying is that your G spot is located on the left side of your hay noonah nonnie?
so, what you are saying is that your G spot is located on the left side of your hay noonah nonnie?
Must be... or real close... its extremely effective.
At MTP... I know... was just teasing... I tried to take a pic once... but only one completely fit in the picture (bad combo... short arms and huge boobs)... besides... its too hard to catch them without their attachment (Flint Jr.) lol.
I am SURE Flint can help you with that !!!
Re: taking pics of one's dick
http://piercedconsumer.com/2008/11/30/a-question-of-pulsing-importance/
*Please*, for the love of all that is holy, tell me this is *not* a picture of a Cellarite?
*Please*, for the love of all that is holy, tell me this is *not* a picture of a Cellarite?
why, does it resemble someone we know?
"for the love of all that's holey," yuk yuk!
I think I'm gonna chop the girl's head off and stick a blonde head on her, then paint her and scar her and stick her up so she looks just like me.
would that be Mrs. Bentwood's Beaver Cleaveage?
I think the gloriousness may have blinded me. either that or your post is missing something important Pooka.
I'm a tease...
Ok... I think this may be what you want...
Still not good enough?
Want more?
well i'd like to see! very nice
I think I hear someone warming up a motorboat.
very nice pooka. [COLOR="White"]yet another cellarita has taken her first step down the path...[/COLOR]
wowzers!! :yum:
How does Flint manage to leave home to make it to work every day?
I take back all that shit I said about you Pooka.
Brava! Brava! I always wondered where Playtex got the design for their baby bottle nipples.
Amazing that your child hasn't starved to death with Flint around.
Flint . . . you are a lucky bastard.
Brava! Brava! I always wondered where Playtex got the design for their baby bottle nipples.
Amazing that your child hasn't starved to death with Flint around.
I see Elspode is trying to milk the cheesy breastfeeding humor for all it's worth.:D
Oh, and the best I could do is a sailboat.
Sorry...I've obviously made a complete boob of myself.
Sorry...I've obviously made a complete boob of myself.
Well, as long as you're willing to make a clean breast of it.
BTW Pooka. Wow! If those get any bigger, they're going to run out of letters of the alphabet for cup size.
OK you win! I concede.
BTW: Daaaamn girl! I could never manage those.
LOL... yeah... if they got any bigger I'd probably fall over...
I would LOVE to have a reduction...they are a bit much for me... though Flint is mighty proud.
I would LOVE to have a reduction
Don't worry, you'll get a pretty significant one when you're done breastfeeding, free of charge even.
Kudos, btw, and keep up the good work :thumb: I still consider nursing to be one of the best things I've ever done for my and my children's health and emotional well being.
Don't worry, you'll get a pretty significant one when you're done breastfeeding, free of charge even.
Ugh, tell me about it. I had enough time in between kids to witness some serious shrinkage. I know they weren't that small before I had kids at all... sigh.
I see Elspode is trying to milk the cheesy breastfeeding humor for all it's worth.:D
Oh, and the best I could do is a sailboat.
Thanks guys... ya'll are real sweet!
An infrequent visitor's contribution
Well Miss Infrequent, I for one value quality over quantity.
I also thank you for your most excellent contribution!!
I'm all about quality as well, but if you think you can find time to visit more frequently, please, for the love of God, so so. :blush:
An infrequent visitor's contribution
Any more hints? We're going to go nuts trying to guess...
Oh, and, nice bod :thumb:
Any more hints? We're going to go nuts trying to guess...
Oh, and, nice bod :thumb:
I'd say LR, but I don't remember the tattoo.
Very nice.
Why Monster I think you may be right I think that is a man....
LOL I am pretty certain that it isn't me. For one thing, I don't have a tattoo.
Well if we're guessing, I'm going to guess StormieWeather. She's an infrequent poster who has shown a willingness before to share her excellent figure. But then again I think her hair was pretty different.
That might be because that guy is putting his hair on....
Nice underwear too. :blush:
I'd say LR, but I don't remember the tattoo.
I'm quite flattered, but 'snot me. I'm an untattood A cup with a 28" inseam :).
If infrequent would PM me, maybe we could arrange a side by side comparison...for proof of course.
Stormie is a possibility, wasn't she the one who posted the pic of her sitting in the chair with the hat? I'm no good at guessing.
That is the pic I remember of her. I don't know who this is, but I haven't been around for a while.
Tell tell...
Very nice figure... and love the panties... if you won't tell who you are at least tell me where you bought the underwear... Flint would seriously love those... in fact, I'm shocked he hasn't commented on them...
definitely NOT a dude. not stormie either....she's pale with dark hair, and more mature.
maybe it's someone's wife? or hoofhearted?
could be lookout's ole lady.....she has a tan, and has BMH'es( big meaty hooters)....
:eyebrow: How do you know about Mrs. Lookout's BMH's??
[COLOR="Silver"]
--man I'm nosey.[/COLOR]
definitely NOT a dude
Prove it....until then its a dude in my eyes... Arms are too muscular, putting on a hair piece, too slender in the hips and almost lacking buns, Boobs are a job and they are not the same boobs in the earlier "anonymous" photos because the nipples here are pink and the others were brown, boobs could be a photoshop addition..
:eyebrow: How do you know about Mrs. Lookout's BMH's??
[COLOR=Silver]
--man I'm nosey.[/COLOR]
i don't ....I was saying that the GIRL in the picture has a tan (l123 is in AZ) and a big rack (i remember him saying that mrs L123 used to dance)
Prove it....until then its a dude in my eyes... Arms are too muscular, putting on a hair piece, too slender in the hips and almost lacking buns, Boobs are a job and they are not the same boobs in the earlier "anonymous" photos because the nipples here are pink and the others were brown, boobs could be a photoshop addition..
The anon handle is for anyone to use, and many people have... it's not one person. I don't see a hair piece, I see a woman with her fingers in her hair. Definitely [an attractive] female.
I think Nirvana may be confused by the toilet not being closed...
lol, my bad jim.
Seriously are we discussing if the latest anon pic is even a woman?
I think she has great arms, nice definition without being manly at all. Maybe she swims. I know my arms have gotten a lot more muscular since I started swimming...
Tell tell...
Very nice figure... and love the panties... if you won't tell who you are at least tell me where you bought the underwear... Flint would seriously love those... in fact, I'm shocked he hasn't commented on them...
From my very close inspection, I'd have to say those undies came from VS. I'd guess they have a matching top with hearts on it as well. I study those catalogs carefully, you know?
Oh btw, I see no evidence of manhood in that picture.;)
I think Nirvana may be confused by the toilet not being closed...
Confused?! Maybe now you have more proof for my point! ;)
I gotta go with the "not a dude" crowd on this one.
Deff Not a Dude !!
Now Who is it ??
Confused?! Maybe now you have more proof for my point! ;)
ah, but the seat is down...
Prove it....until then its a dude in my eyes... Arms are too muscular, putting on a hair piece, too slender in the hips and almost lacking buns, Boobs are a job and they are not the same boobs in the earlier "anonymous" photos because the nipples here are pink and the others were brown, boobs could be a photoshop addition..
Well, they would not be the same because the 'anonymous' account is given to anyone who requests it.
I did notice some artifacts in the picture where the towel comes down in front of the breasts, but that might be due to compression.
The Cellar has had transvestite and transgendered (in all phases) members, so it
might be possible.
If it is a guy, that is one hell of an editing job.
Looks like the towel is behind the breasts. it must be because i can't really see the JW Marriott embroidery.
Damn. You're good LJ.
[COLOR="White"]not that I ever doubted it for a minute...[/COLOR]
I'm flattered that someone thought of me, because that is a very nice bod :). Not mine, though. As you've apparently figured out :p .
My apologies to Mrs123,:eek: I had no idea LJ knew her so well!
An infrequent visitor's contribution
Could it be SunSparks?
Could it be SunSparks?
::raps three times on Beesties head,::
Hello McFly!
::then patiently waits for the blood to return to his brain so he can reread the last few posts again::
Wrong thread? Um, just a random pair.
Are they your boobs juni?...cause they look a lot like mine...cept for the writing on them.
::raps three times on Beesties head,:: Hello McFly!
::then patiently waits for the blood to return to his brain so he can reread the last few posts again::
See what happens when you stay away too long? :)
Happy Holidays!
This is not really a dweller but I thought the ladies[Sheldon] should have a holiday view too!
Okay, since that's you on the left, there, I think you owe us the story behind this photo, Nirvana.
He was a man that had hodgkin's and his pals thought he should have some fun , I think he is in remission but I don't really know we were just the strippers! :)
You know, this is pretty much proof that friends are life's greatest treasure. No one ever got me a pair of hot ass ear muffs.
I did get a lovely gift today, though. I am blessed by friends. I guess I can probably drum up my own booty ear muffs, now that I think of it.
we were just the strippers! :)
You were a real professional, too. You kept smiling while trying to rip his arm off your boobs.;)
LMAO @RL oh you noticed? ;)
Ok I took some photos for you guys. I'm not posting them on the web though. ;)
hhhmmm.. whatever could those pictures be of????
hhhmmm.. whatever could those pictures be of????
Not much. Not bad for my first photo, of this nature. Ever.
Yah I said it. Ever.
Umm....and I think I owe my ghey room-mate money for counseling. :) He was helpful, but you can tell by the photos that he definitely wasn't into it. lol.
Poor thing. :D The camera was zoomed back as far as it would go. lol!!
Oh! So you are saying it is a nature photo? hehehe!
Yah. If nature doesn't have a butt anymore either. ;)
I learned a long time ago that beauty is in the eye of the beholder! All of nature is beautiful to someone!
Wow. I think I just hit my head on your blunt cliche there. It hurts. ;)
No rlly. I think I'm hot. It's other people that may or may not agree. :) I am the apple of my own eye. Other people think I am ugly, but they are also obnoxious and stupid. Their opinions can not be trusted.
Boy this thread sure is empty, since I showed up. Hmmm...
I have no doubt that you are quite hot! But then again, a picture is worth a thousand words! (please don't hit your head again!)
Post the damn picture Cicero. I'd like to be holdin' it.
Post the damn picture Cicero. I'd like to be holdin' it.
I said that I am not posting it on the internet! Zippy is welcome to give me his e-mail and promise to never post it on the netz. When I say Zippy, that includes Elsp. ;) And when I say, "that includes Elsp" I mean that I am going to track down case's e-mail and make her look at it, because I am an attention ho bag.
There have been requests and I am just trying to be a good santa before the season is over. You guys can laff if you want, I did.:p
I'll show you mine if you show me yours! hehehe!
you leave jinx and i out like that? for shame. lumberjim at gmail, btw
Are you talking about the one you already sent or is this a new one? I am getting confused, here. Be more specific, sexy. ;)
Last night new. I never sent you a nudy photo because I've never had one. Wait a f'ing minute is someone saying they are me and sending you skin photos?!? Holy Moly! That would suck!!
Well I hope whoever it is looks good. :) Maybe they have a butt.
That could be the problem. Maybe I will need another photo to verify or nullify its validity. :D
Verify the validity, but don't nullify the nudity.
Heh.
Jim has mail. :) Jinxer don't laff. Too hard.
Why you gotta hurt me like that Cic? Tease if you must, but don't leave me out if you are sending pretty pics to other dwellars. :(
Of course you can have one!! Pm me your addy!!! Labber! Love the labber....:)
It's not great guys, don't get too excited.....
Here's hoping that good things come to those who wait...
Here's hoping that good things come to those who wait...
here, here, what LR said! Come on Cicero! Ring in the New Year right by getting it all out HERE!!
I'm waiting for LJ to send it to me. :D
not without cicero's direct written consent
Ask her nicely Bruce she may send you a Pic
I'm...I'm shocked at you, SteveDallas! I thought you were a pure boy, but no. Glad I found out before I let you pin me!
[Reese Witherspoon]You can pin me anytime[/in Pleasantville].
Ok you may send to those guys. :) It was for sleeve too anyway. I need to get these to the intended recipients before the holidays are over. :)
One rule. No posting on the netz. ;)
It isn't that great but it's my first crack at it, so go easy on me.
If I post my gmail in chat, can I get a copy from someone? No netsies.
Yah just pm it to me like everyone else. ;) I'll send it.
But you sir, may not make fun of it in any way!!That includes behind my back.:p
Whats yer gmail flint I can send it ,
Cic IS SOOOO Insecure !!
It is a Wounderfull pic !!!!!
If you use photobucket to post nudies after about 2 days they remove the photo for you. So if you posted it here thru photobucket it will have a time limit.... just sayin :3eye:
That's true. That's a solid point.
but it's my first crack at it, .
lolz
I just said no posting on the net. That goes for all of you that receive it. No f'ing net mm'kay? ;)
Yah I thought Shawnee would catch that "crack" thing but she isn't in here. Stolen by lj.
I'm still waiting to see how my "behind my back" comment shakes out. So far, no takers.
Can I wear fishnet stockings while I look at it?
Yah, because you already have them on. Take the gag out of your mouth while you are talkin' to me (btw)!
Ummm..It sure did get quiet in here.
I'm game. Let me see too. :D
They came, they saw, and they left! lolz!!
Ahhh better luck next time for cic.
It truly is the thought that counts. You guys are going to have to give me a photo next year. :)
Nope. *looks under desk* Nope.
That's odd because I know I don't look that f'ing bad. Jeeezuz.
I should have gotten them drunk first. ;) Maybe that's what they went to do. Get bottles of whiskey after looking at that photo.
Elsp. liked it. :)
I commented in the email. If you want comments in here, you'll have to post more pictures in here.;)
Hang on. This is the NSFW picture thread, right?
Perhaps y'all should start a Discussing Cic's Private Parts Private Thread?
[COLOR="White"]yeah I am feeling left out[/COLOR]
Hang on. This is the NSFW picture thread, right?
Perhaps y'all should start a Discussing Cic's Private Parts Private Thread?
[COLOR=White]yeah I am feeling left out[/COLOR]
Man! And I thought the 'all talk and no action' was a cliche that only applied to guys.
Man! And I thought the 'all talk and no action' was a cliche that only applied to guys.
No...you've not heard of a cock tease?
I commented in the email. If you want comments in here, you'll have to post more pictures in here.;)
Yes I got it.:)
And I am all for going back to pix! Dooo it. Do it. Not that Sundae has a right to feel left out. She practically owns this thread. ;)
TOO MUCH TALKIE TLAKIE!!
MORE CLICKIE CLICKIE, POSTIE POSTIE!!!
It's a very nice pic, very artsy, very low lighting. I thought we discussed turning a light on for photos cic...
Nice job though.
Uh yes we did discuss this...but I forgot that because I had to have 3 drinks to actually do it.
And thank you jinxer. I bet you thought I wasn't going to do it! Haaa!
It's true, I would have bet against the possibility.
How about throwing one this way, Cic?
sheriff.bart at hotmail
Elsp. liked it. :)
I like it very much. It does leave me wanting to see even more, but it is artfully composed and clearly shows that Ms. Cicero is a very, very fine specimen of pulchritudinous womanhood.
While I am in general agreement with those who would like to see it posted in this thread, I am also eternally grateful for the trust and friendship shown to me as a recipient of the limited distribution version, and would be pleased, nay, thrilled, to receive any and all such future renditions.
just pm it to me like everyone else. ;) I'll send it.
I don't know if I'm allowed, but I would love to be one of the elite that gets to see your picture. I'll PM you my email and hope for the best. :D
out of the last 7 pages of a NSFW picture thread ... 1 pic of an anonymous lady, one pic of random naked guy, 1 pic (probably PSd) of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter, and 1 pic that's been removed.
I am disappointed by the ratio of pics to posts in this thread.
And no, I won't post myself, I'm just commenting.
That's odd because I know I don't look that f'ing bad. Jeeezuz.
I should have gotten them drunk first. ;) Maybe that's what they went to do. Get bottles of whiskey after looking at that photo.
Elsp. liked it. :)
I'm waiting for LJ, so I can't comment yet. :cool:
OK, now I have it.
Definitely female.
Definitely attractive.
Definitely makes me want [SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]moooaaarrr[/COLOR][/SIZE], please. :yum:
Not that Sundae has a right to feel left out. She practically owns this thread. ;)
I have full rights to feeling left out - everyone is discussing a pic I have never seen!
Anyway, the only pics of me I'd be ashamed to show my parents were hardly erotic/ salacious. I think there's 3 pictures of me in very unflattering lighting/ poses which were supposed to shame me into getting back into shape. I abandoned the idea because it wasn't working for me.
I love to see flattering pics of Dwellars with infinitely better bodies than I have - if anything I misused the thread because I was looking for a kind of public confessional rather than a way to display that which is beautiful and worth sharing.
Cic you must know you conform to a standard ideal of beauty. You must have had those reactions all your life. So while I appreciate some people might hide or be shy or simply not want people to see their bodies - couldn't you have used the Anonymous log-in? As it is, I feel your no doubt great photos have created a two-tier experience.
You're wrong. I was always the ugly kid. I just saw my parents and my brother, who vocally stated his surprise at how I was always the ugliest and now he thinks I'm the best looking out of an extremely large family. I have always been picked on for being ugly. Someone told me my face looked acrid the other day, and another person on the same very day commented about my hair. Saying I am standard beauty is one bitch thing to say (I don't care if it's true), but I'll let you have it.
I didn't know the password for anon btw. And I will never, ever post nudes on the net.
In the future of the net, people will be even more traceable and trackable. And I'm a bit of a prude. :)
There once was an ugly duckling
With feathers all stubby and brown
And the other birds said in so many words
Get out of town
Get out, get out, get out of town
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
In a flurry of eiderdown
That poor little ugly duckling
Went wandering far and near
But at every place they said to his face
Now get out, get out, get out of here
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
And a very unhappy tear
All through the wintertime he hid himself away
Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say
All through the winter in his lonely clump of wheat
Till a flock of swans spied him there and very soon agreed
You’re a very fine swan indeed!
A swan? Me a swan? Ah, go on!
And he said yes, you’re a swan
Take a look at yourself in the lake and you’ll see
And he looked, and he saw, and he said
I am a swan! Wheeeeeeee!
I’m not such an ugly duckling
No feathers all stubby and brown
For in fact these birds in so many words said
The best in town, the best, the best
The best in town
Not a quack, not a quack, not a waddle or a quack
But a glide and a whistle and a snowy white back
And a head so noble and high
Say who’s an ugly duckling?
Not Cic!
Not Cic!
;)
I had no intention of being a bitch to you. Having seen pictures of you I just thought you were beautiful. And Anon is set up for that reason - you PM the people mentioned in the sig line and get the password. I'd say Wolf, Bruce & UT are trustworthy. Better than spreading the pic to a wider audience. But that's completely your choice and I respect it.
Sorry if I came across as being a bitch - I really did mean you are beautiful in the way the world judges women, rather than "edgy beautiful" or "beautiful because of your personality", or "beautiful when people get to know you" or any of the other platitudes people say when you are not actually physically attractive. It was never meant as some sort of slight.
RICHARD CORY by Edwin Arlington Robinson
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good morning,"
And he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich, yes richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish we were in his place.
So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.
As far as I know, the pic wasn't spread to a wider audience. Everyone that got it, got the message that the buck stops there. And I trust them to do just that. :) It wasn't even that good to spread.
I now have the password. It doesn't even matter really. People thought I was posting under anon already.
I accept your explanation....but it is unfounded. If you want the pic just say so like everyone else! Everyone else pm's their e-mail addy! I'm not excluding any of the dwellars I've talked to for years. ;)
It's alright Sundae, I get where you are coming from....
Uh thanks UT...:)
Really puts it in perspective, doesn't it? Written 1897.
Oh, what a lucky man, he was...
Really puts it in perspective, doesn't it? Written 1897.
if you were going to put a bullet through your head.....wouldn't you do it on a calm summer night?
I'm keeping that one UT. That sounds just like some people I knew. Creepy and similar.
I've just seen something verrry sexy that I'd have to be crazy to find one bad thing to say about...
WTF are all of you talking about? All I see are two skinny kids with their dicks hanging out. not even a little bit sexy.
:)
I hope he was talking about me...:)
Gee. I was sorta hoping everyone was talking about me. What a bummer.
:)
I hope he was talking about me...:)
If he wasn't, he is a fool.
Hey bri- maybe you should give them something to talk about. Now drop 'em. ;)
See, now Cic has the right idea. Come on, Bri.
If you enjoyed the poem, check out Simon and Garfunkel's song based on the poem - from the 60's.
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:)
I hope he was talking about me...:)
He was. That's a decidedly sexy picture of a decidedly sexy woman.
:)
I hope he was talking about me...:)
Am I missing something??? Where is this lovely pic... I'm not seeing it...
This is a full blown pic tease. So there.
Fantastic picture, Cic. I for one am glad I found the hidden button on this thread that linked to it.
Kidding.....or not.
Seriously, it was a great picture.
BTW, a video of Simon and Garfunkel on a NSFW thread qualifies us for the 'thread drift of the year' award.
BTW, a video of Simon and Garfunkel on a NSFW thread qualifies us for the 'thread drift of the year' award.
Thank you.
Shouldn't there be a 2009 thread now?
you're right Ali - why don't you kick it off ;)
Well, I can start the thread, but I doubt I'll be posting in it. I'm not exactly naked material at the moment. :)
Yeah...they are beautiful.
I'm just frumpy at the moment. :( lol
Happy...but frumpy too. Interesting combination really. As long as I don't look in the mirror, life is just peachy. ;)
Well, I can start the thread, but I doubt I'll be posting in it. I'm not exactly naked material at the moment. :)
I think the cellar should be the judge of that.
lol...nope. I don't need any judgement thanks. ;)
You might get one belly pic at the end though. We shall see.
Thanks for the cool video, Elspode.
?
They got aliens living in their bellies.
So why did you post the photo, Bruce? Are these all of your ex-girlfriends?:D
this thread is over....1t [COLOR=Red]IS[/COLOR] 09 people.....
someone get naked and start the 09 thread.....alllreadddddy
Yer not the boss of me... :=p
So why did you post the photo, Bruce? Are these all of your ex-girlfriends?:D
Not ex, I keep 'em around for the milk.:p
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