Once upon a time there were three bears.
Now, there are millions.
Once upon a time there were three sloths
....
And slowly, their numbers increased.
where is the fucking story??!!?
Once upon a time there were three sloths
....
And slowly, their numbers increased.
where is the fucking story??!!?
Well, yes, that IS how their numbers increased. Did you want the sordid details?
It would seem that way.
You see, when a mommy sloth and a daddy sloth love each other very much, they give each other a "special hug"....
...with more than just their arms. The hug with their whole bodies
"ooohh yeah, more, ohhh yeah harder! Ohhh faster! Ohh god yes, faster! FASTER!!! I SAID FASTER YOU STUPID USELESS TWERP!!!!" [/lady sloth]
Link is NSFW. Mostly because you'd be really embarrassed to have to explain to your IT manager why you were watching it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp3HYc-VNAEOf course I want all the sordid details. Geez NB, haven't you learned anything about me since I've been here? ;)