January 4, 2008: Teeny Ted’s Turnip Triumph

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 4, 2008 9:10 pm
It’s a big feat of the tiniest proportions. Simon Fraser University’s Nano Imaging Lab has produced the world’s smallest published book.

The only catch — you’ll need a scanning electron microscope to read it.

At 0.07 mm X 0.10 mm, Teeny Ted from Turnip Town is a tinier read than the two smallest books currently cited by the Guinness Book of World Records: the New Testament of the King James Bible (5 X 5 mm, produced by MIT in 2001) and Chekhov’s Chameleon (0.9 X 0.9 mm, Palkovic, 2002).

(By way of comparison, the head of a pin is about 2 mm).

The production of the nanoscale book was carried out at SFU by publisher Robert Chaplin, with the help of SFU scientists Li Yang and Karen Kavanagh. The work involved using a focused-gallium-ion beam and one of a number of electron microscopes available in SFU’s nano imaging facility.

With a minimum diameter of seven nanometers (a nanometer is about 10 atoms in size) the beam was programmed to carve the space surrounding each letter of the book.

The book is made up of 30 microtablets, each carved on a polished piece of single crystalline silicon, and has its own International Standard Book Number, ISBN-978-1-894897-17-4.

The story, written by Chaplin’s brother Malcolm Douglas Chaplin, is a fable about Teeny Ted’s victory in the turnip contest at the annual county fair.

Considered an intricate work of contemporary art, the book is available in a signature edition (100 copies) from the publisher, through the SFU lab.
Image
I guess between the book and the electronic microscope to see it, it would be a pretty expensive gift.

Link
Sheldonrs • Jan 4, 2008 9:30 pm
I think I'll wait until they turn it into a mini series. :D
monster • Jan 4, 2008 10:06 pm
How terrible that people with access to these famtabulous machines should use them for such trivia -eh, beest? ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 4, 2008 10:39 pm
Telling tales out of school, Monster?
monster • Jan 4, 2008 11:05 pm
moi?
Sheldonrs • Jan 5, 2008 1:50 am
Has Bruce been using the electron microscope to find..er..I mean EXAMINE his penis again? hahaha
ZenGum • Jan 5, 2008 2:45 am
I wonder what they use as a bookmark.

I wonder who did the pictures.

I wonder what the storyline is like.

And I wonder if they were planning to print "The Erotic Adventures of Two Young Sluts who Love to F***", but the pages kept getting fused together...
Shawnee123 • Jan 5, 2008 10:19 am
Hey, quit plagiarizing! :)
TheMercenary • Jan 6, 2008 8:45 pm
That is crazy!
Aliantha • Jan 6, 2008 8:48 pm
I only want to know why.
Wisp • Jan 7, 2008 4:20 am
It's all about reading in between the lines...
runswithknives • Jan 7, 2008 11:53 am
So whats next on IOTD's "Super Mega-Fantastic NANO week?"
findpolitics • Jan 7, 2008 2:23 pm
Facinating.

Here's a link to a more-zoomed in shot of the first page ...

http://www.robertchaplin.ca/asset/img/pubs/gr_pub_view02_teeny.jpg
Wombat • Jan 7, 2008 5:35 pm
Wow, nice font, cool layout. Bit tricky to read though.
Sheldonrs • Jan 8, 2008 10:20 am
runswithknives;422192 wrote:
So whats next on IOTD's "Super Mega-Fantastic NANO week?"


Pics of Monster's privates? hahahaha
monster • Jan 8, 2008 12:16 pm
:lol:
Kingswood • Jan 22, 2008 10:40 pm
I'll need the Large Print edition because I only have access to an optical microscope.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 23, 2008 3:18 pm
Wisp;422151 wrote:
It's all about reading in between the lines...


nice
Welcome, Wisp!
What were you doing up at such an hour?
morie • Jan 24, 2008 11:29 am
really, what the hell is the point of producing a 'book' if most people cant read it. and why? i dunno, maybe cuz maybe most people dont have an electron microscope???

Morie
check out my website: www.rantsaboutchina.page.tl