Dueling

Throwing down the Gauntlet.

There were other ways to avoid a duel besides good seconds or deloping. When challenged to a duel, the challengee usually had his or her choice of weapons. One excellent way to avoid dueling was to choose weapons either ridiculous or obviously suicidal. Howitzers, shotguns at five paces, sledgehammers, forkfuls of pig dung, and cat urine have been chosen as duel weapons. Abe Lincoln chose long swords fought on a small sandbar, which gave the lanky Lincoln a notable advantage. The duel was called off.

If challenged, what weapons would you choose?

Fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency

Jarts at 20 paces.

pianos

Remington 700 at 1000 yards. Both shooters must be prone.

Wet bathtowels. Both duelists must be nude.:devil:

Immune systems.

Water balloons at 20 paces!

BASIC coding. (If I was up against someone who didn't know how to program, I'd beat them handily. If it was somebody with programming background, they would be repulsed by the GOTO statements.)

Film Cameras. I can decapitate anyone with one shot at any range.

Frozen durian.


Ooops, forgot who I was there for a minute. :D

banjos?
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Tongues - I only call out beautiful women.

Napalm? :flamer:
Or brussel sprouts. :yum:

Wands a la Harry Potter.

remember...you're the one being challenged.....

Genitalia.

xoxoxoBruce;417261 wrote:

Throwing down the Gauntlet.
If challenged, what weapons would you choose?

Good question.

It depends on whether I wanted to win the duel, or avoid the duel, and who was challenging me.

Undertoad;417421 wrote:

Genitalia.

*cough*homo*cough*

Why are you clearing your throat?

Waitaminit. I withdraw the question.

BigV;417461 wrote:

Why are you clearing your throat?

He must be gagging on something.

monster;417388 wrote:

Film Cameras. I can decapitate anyone with one shot at any range.

:lol2:

Snails. Thrown one at a time. To the death.

BigV;417423 wrote:

Good question.

It depends on whether I wanted to win the duel, or avoid the duel, and who was challenging me.

I'll challenge you. Choose your weapon.:D

Shawnee123;417556 wrote:

Snails. Thrown one at a time. To the death.

I'll grab the salt shaker.

wait. are you challenging me to a duel of body shots?

Not a bad idea!

lookout123;417641 wrote:

wait. are you challenging me to a duel of body shots?

Oh, hell yes! Woo Hoo! Slammers.

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Tink;417635 wrote:

I'll challenge you. Choose your weapon.:D

Love songs at two paces.

I'll go first.

Percy Sledge wrote:

[SIZE="3"]When A Man Loves A Woman[/SIZE]

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman.....

What? No response? I press my attack:

Plumb wrote:

[SIZE="3"]Blush (Only You)[/SIZE]

When you look at me I start to blush
and all that I can say is you and us
I'm so afraid to be in love
with you, with you...

I wanna be in love with only you
I wanna watch the sky turn grey then blue
I wanna know the kiss that's always new
I wanna be in love with only you
just you

When stars are falling dark
will light the way
will hit the ground and fall
into the shade
i'll light the night with fire
and run away

I wanna be in love with only you
I wanna watch the sky turn grey then blue
I wanna know the kiss that's always new
I wanna be in love with only you

Just you
I wanna be
just you

cheater. I found that song first.

SteveDallas;417383 wrote:

BASIC coding. (If I was up against someone who didn't know how to program, I'd beat them handily. If it was somebody with programming background, they would be repulsed by the GOTO statements.)

IF, THAN, GOTO statements only. No arrays allowed.

First logic error looses?

Woo...if than goto statements in visual basic are about the only programming I know how to do...but computers tend to do strange things around me...so I don't know if I'd use them as my weapon of choice...

Love songs? I'd love to join in but puke stopped play :vomit:

monster;418255 wrote:

Love songs? I'd love to join in but puke stopped play :vomit:

What can I say? I'm a lover, not a fighter. You? You're just... you're just a monster.

yeah....i was gonna say 'get a room, you two' but.....

I'm with monster

regular.joe;418244 wrote:

IF, THAN, GOTO statements only. No arrays allowed.

First logic error looses?

THEN you've already loost.:D

classicman;418325 wrote:

I'm with monster

sssshhhhh i haven't told beest about us yet......

LJ;418323 wrote:

yeah....i was gonna say 'get a room, you two' but.....

So he chose his weapon. So what? I responded with one tiny statement and people want to puke? Lighten up!

classicman;418325 wrote:

I'm with monster

You should duke it out in private. And be patient.

Tink;418377 wrote:

You should duke it out in private. And be patient.

I think we're gonna "puke" it out. guess I didn't get that joke across either - I'll just stop trying now - as you all were - sorry, buh bye.

Don't joke at the joke or she will be mad that you dared to laugh at the joke that was joking right in front of all our faces. How dare you try to joke back at a joke that was never intended for jokiness even though the joke was right there in joke world. . What a maroon. :headshake

I'm marooned? Hopefully on a nice warm dessert Island.

classsssicman wrote:

I'm marooned? Hopefully on a nice warm dessert Island.

Yep, Ice cream and Cake Island! ;)

chocolat? I hope.

Nah, you be banilla

BigV;418039 wrote:

Love songs at two paces.

I'll go first.

While I prefer epee...

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Undertoad;417421 wrote:

Genitalia.

Ooo, cockfight!

classicman;418381 wrote:

I'm marooned? Hopefully on a nice warm dessert Island.

Sticky.

Shawnee123;418382 wrote:

Yep, Ice cream and Cake Island! ;)

Urbane Guerrilla;418562 wrote:

Sticky.

she was funnnnnnnier, dude :D