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The hurdle one is hilarious!
We could become the intarwebs database for failure!!!!!!
Now that failcat has been posted, we have two candidates for faildog status.
Faildog 1
Faildog 2
This is the best thread ever. I can't stop laughing at these - especially that last one. Good find, UT.
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Im trying to keep my thread from
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oh wow. diving girl had to have been a bloody mess by the time she hit the water.
1in further up the board and i would say bye bye to her booger shoot.
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_on a side note, the correct spelling of the word "booger" had slipped my mind ( i mean come on, who actually types the word "booger". So i used
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bugger. Here is what I learned today:
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To practice s0d0my.
v.tr.
1. To practice s0domy with.
2. To damn.
There is some thing new-to-me.
1in further up the board and i would say bye bye to her booger shoot.
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There is some thing new-to-me.
thought that was "bugger"
I love it when you talk nerdy to me.
My first post... Been a long time watcher, joined just for this thread... and the Cats one as well
My first post... Been a long time watcher, joined just for this thread... and the Cats one as well
Drax will be so proud!
Heres two more...
I'll explain later when finished. On Filckr.
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This is not what I would expect to see on a website called "Wrecked Exotics" ...
This is not what I would expect to see on a website called "Wrecked Exotics" ...
I dunno...dump trucks the size of houses are pretty damn rare in my neighborhood...
Come on dude, "Wrecked Exotics" ... as in "I'd wreck that" ...
A selfless bump..
I just came across
this. Epic Internet Ownage!!
A selfless bump..
I just came across this. Epic Internet Ownage!!
Wow, those guys are harsh.
and people complain when the cool cellar kids pick on someone.:headshake
All that over a pair of sneakers? Yikes. I guess they haven't got the idea of proportionate response yet.
Oh my - that is just total overkill! I mean srsly thats just wrong.
If by overkill you mean
libel, then I agree completely. Utterly fucked up.
Libel, for sure. And isn't it fraud to order stuff falsely in someone's name?
sorry man. i enjoyed the tour of your house so much and when i saw this furniture i couldn't resist... has it arrived yet?
it comes after the Betrain
What's a "Cetrain"
I think it's like a "Bulit"?
Just in case you ever lost your 710 cap for your car....
these guys got a replacement for you!
Oh man, be sure to check out the rest of that site, there are a lot of useful products on it.
My Explorer is gonna be so pimp once I put the car to plane conversion kit on it, and outfit it with porcupine seat covers.
My Exploder is gonna be so pimp once I put the car to plane conversion kit on it, and outfit it with porcupine seat covers.
corrected that typo for you, dude
My Explorer is gonna be so pimp once I put the car to plane conversion kit on it, and outfit it with porcupine seat covers, and put it on a treadmill whose speed matches wheel speed and velocity and stuff and will it take off.
Fixed it for you even more.
...and then I will declare that its a dolphin.
But all the ladies will know it's really a shark.
the car to tank conversion seems more usefull than the plane kit.....which is sold out anyway...
no lady is going to care about the dolphin/shark/whale with that on board...... :eek:
I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man.
Suck it Spitz.
Never heard of the guy before today, but it sounds like he was portraying himself as some sort of moral crusader. I always love to see them felled by tawdry scandal.
Oh, he's a real sonofabitch. He was the model AG (aspiring govenor). He leaked completely inaccurate stories to the Wall Street Journal when targeting companies. He purposely gave inaccurate descriptions of legal and appropriate business practices to make them sound sinister. He was the Jesse Jackson of AG's. When he came calling companies had better cough up money and give him the opportunity for a press release regardless of wrongdoing.
All the while he positioned himself as the Lone Ranger taking on evil business and watching out for the little guy.
He looks a bit satanish.
His wife looks like an older Jennifer Aniston. Can't imagine what she and their children are going through.
I think he rubbed my foot once.
Spitzer is a moralist's nightmare, and a common man's wet dream. What a twit. What an ultramoroon. What an ignoraniumus.
And expensive habits.
Emperors' Club has the diamond. According to a page on "Introduction Fees," the club ranked its call girls from three to seven diamonds based on "individual education, sophistication, and ambiance." Prices range from $1,000 for an hour with a three-diamond prostitute up to $3,100 for a seven-diamond hooker; dawn-to-dawn rates go from $10,000 for a three-diamond to $31,000 for a seven-diamond. Bargain hunters take note: $30,000 will buy you a trio of three-diamond prostitutes—that's a total of nine diamonds for less than the price of a single seven-diamond call girl.
from"We understand that some of our clients / members and represented models may be interested in long-term companionship / private dating on a more personal level," the site explains. "We are happy to contribute to such arrangements." How does Emperors' Club express its happiness on such joyous occasions? By demanding a "buyout"—"a mutually agreed upon lump sum which the client / member transfers to the company to compensate the company for its role in and allocation of valuable resources which make it possible for this relationship to occur between the client and model."
If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.
So it's an honest version of eharmony?
How does one apply for this "club", I think I could a lot for a 1000 an hour.
If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.
Hey wait a second, I had several companies offer to buyout my contract way back when I was doing temp work! [size=1]But now that I think about it, most of those jobs
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I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man.
Suck it Spitz.
Sounds just like John Edwards.
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But he made an impression.
I had to look at that bird one for a while to figure out what it was.
I think it was harder because we don't get frosted windows where i live, so I'm not used to seeing that sort of thing.
Er... I think that window is just dirty.
The reason I think it's frost is that the impression is fairly clear, so the material the impression is made from must be easily removed. ie, frost from glass.
Having said that, if it's just a dirty window, the it must be just dust and not dirt. For dirt to stick to a window that thickly it'd have to be a pretty good build up over time, and in my opinion wouldn't make such a clear impression, unless the bird that hit it was wet (which would possibly explain the navigational problems).
Either way I don't really care. That's just what I think.
The reason I think it's frost is that the impression is fairly clear, so the material the impression is made from must be easily removed. ie, frost from glass.
Having said that, if it's just a dirty window, the it must be just dust and not dirt. For dirt to stick to a window that thickly it'd have to be a pretty good build up over time, and in my opinion wouldn't make such a clear impression, unless the bird that hit it was wet (which would possibly explain the navigational problems).
Either way I don't really care. That's just what I think.
We often get birds whapping our windows and glass door. Once a big ass bird hit the door and it sounded like a tennis ball. That evening as the sun set the light hit the door just so and you could see a really clear outline of the bird in what appeared to be dust. (maybe dust baths?) Feathers and all. It was only visible when the light hit it at an extremely acute angle.
Did I take a picture of it?
D'oh!
Fixed it for you even more.
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Is that an alien arm being squeezed out of a box under the left side of the table? Alien score keepers? Alien Refs?:3_eyes: :3eye:
That one took me a while to get.
See, see how deceptive he is. :lol2:
Is this possibly like Delay's wrong hand over the heart for the pledge? Another republican smear? Oh please tell me that this fine fine man wouldn't pose ridiculously for a photo op.
It's just photoshopped. Look how blurry the bottom of the phone is, and his elbow (where the cord should be crossing.)
No. See, Obama is so out of touch and clueless he doesn't even know how to use a telephone!! haw haw haw.
Oh, I thought that was Flint.
I have that same phone, only in black!
I didn't know you were left-handed.
im sure someone is gonna get mad.....
Took this photo in 1991 just outside of Palm Springs. At the time I thought WTF? Now, I think WTF?
Maybe they tried to lynch somebody on the side without branches.
you know I just noticed what looks like a small mountain lion's head just above the F...
Looks more like a hyena to me.
I think it's a dead branch pointing straight at the camera. :confused:
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BigV, that is funny as hell. What a douche bag. :D
Nice. Who Would Jesus Fail?
keeping at alive......
:lol2: at both of those.
Although the second one isn't a fail. Some guy's wang covers four states? Sounds like a win to me.
It explains the dark cloud and sticky rain over my county.
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wow foot! Great find!
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It's a paradoxitaur Shawnee...that ain't no lion!!
:eek: You ain't lyin'!
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Took this photo in 1991 just outside of Palm Springs. At the time I thought WTF? Now, I think WTF?
Really, I've seen that picture before. Did you post it in the Cellar once before? :confused:
Don't think so cause I get a "this picture has already been posted" note if I try to 2x post.
???
Then it's out on the net somewhere... unless somebody took the same picture. :tinfoil:
someone might have lifted it from here. possible
This was many months ago, I saw it.
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A little explanation: in South Australia, we use "stobie poles" for power cables, lighting etc. Lie two steel girders parallel, fix them in place with nuts and bolts, and fill the gap between with concrete. They are very strong and resilient, especially to large doses of car, even when administered under the influence of a young male. (They both lived).
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They are very strong and resilient, especially to large doses of car, even when administered under the influence of a young male. (They both lived).
Ohhhh that poor Ferrari!
Are you sure it wasn't just a really tall rising bollard? ;)
I don't have an image for this, but the sound quality at the Alanis Morrisette concert tonight was an epic [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]FAIL[/SIZE][/COLOR]!!!
Worst fucking sound I've ever heard. Unless you enjoyed hearing only the bass player and the kick drum and floor toms, you got bored real fast.
This week's bad idea for an ad (and they aren't claiming to work for McLaren)
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Ninja Fail
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#147 That should be "FAKES" instead of "FAIL"
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I looked at that 2nd picture first and thought it was a deer with its hand in the jeep.
What's that brown stain on the seat?
where is the rest of that stick, more importantly.
I love that the image was posted by bigw00dy! :D
I remember when Detroit cars were made out of steel.
I looked at that 2nd picture first and thought it was a deer with its hand in the jeep.
Deer have hands these days? :eek:
Deer have hands these days? :eek:
Clearly you haven't been to Ohio recently.
It's all that nuculer power.
Nope, I definitely have not been to Ohio...ever...or anywhere in the US in fact.
Deer have hands these days? :eek:
Clearly you haven't been to Ohio recently.
An old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.
Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?
Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:
That's an "lol caption" waitin to happen there impress.
Sometimes a deer's head will just spontaneously fall off. Then they kind of blunder around until they end up in traffic and get knocked down by a car. It's more common than most people realize.
I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off.
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Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:
I guess if the rack was large enough someone might take it and do a European cape or just take the horns to rattle during a hunt. Who knows. Beats the story about the 2 guys from Laos that worked in a local Chinese eatery and brought a dead deer from a road kill to work and put it in the frig. They had to close the place down and throw out all the food. Happened just a few weeks ago.
http://www.wsav.com/midatlantic/sav/home.apx.-content-articles-SAV-2008-10-22-0026.htmlAn old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.
Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?
Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75? :eyebrow:
I see deer carcasses just about everyday on my commute, most in a pretty "scattered" shape. A lot of big trucks on 77N/S combined with the Cuyahoga Valley's ridiculous deer population = carnage.
I remember a deer that got hit near my house by a car with real low clearance. Left a good quarter-mile smear on the pavement that lasted until the next hard rain a week later.
Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.
Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.
I watched a show last night about how the Aztecs may have been wiped out by a super Hantavirus (carried by rodents, hopped to people) via a major desert drought followed by a year of record rainfalls. I guess this happend in a mini way in the US four corners states in '93. I believe they said 53 people were killed by this same virus following similar conditions.
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Highlight at your peril. NSFW. Rude. Gross. Disgusting, even.
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Whoa! Well, he probably was listening to a different drummer. Maybe the one from last week.
Damn, which way is "left" again?
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Actually if you note the shoulder bars he is at the front of his column/rank. Not facing the wrong way.
Just because he's got a sword, everybody else is wrong, not him? Fuck that, trample the prick.
#179.
But she is so hot! Put it in soft and listen to the bones crack.
#179
So... she must be a "Minus Size" model.
I see deer carcasses just about everyday on my commute, most in a pretty "scattered" shape. A lot of big trucks on 77N/S combined with the Cuyahoga Valley's ridiculous deer population = carnage.
I remember a deer that got hit near my house by a car with real low clearance. Left a good quarter-mile smear on the pavement that lasted until the next hard rain a week later.
I went by that deer later and looked more closely (as I was driving by...heehee but it's in a construction zone so I wasn't flying) and it indeed is missing a head and it looks like a pretty clean cut. I think The Lopper got him!
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That last one is a photographer fail. He took the picture about three seconds early.
That last one is a photographer fail. He took the picture about three seconds early.
Hoping for a split?
That last fail looks awfully familiar. I agree. Should have worn green hoof wraps to match the hat and bag. What a goddam idiot.
The last one is a blind chick that was in the daily photos thread recently.
Actually that B-52 was far from fail....
January 10, 1964, started out as a typical day for the flight test group at Boeing's Wichita plant. Pilot Chuck Fisher took off in a B-52H with a three-man Boeing crew, flying a low-level profile to obtain structural data.
Over Colorado, cruising 500 feet above the mountainous terrain, the B-52 encountered some turbulence. Fisher climbed to 14,300 feet looking for smoother air. At this point the typical day ended. The bomber flew into clear-air turbulence. It felt as if the plane had been placed in a giant high-speed elevator, shoved up and down, and hit by a heavy blow on its right side.
Fisher told the crew to prepare to abandon the plane. He slowed the aircraftand dropped to about 5,000 feet to make it easier to bail out. But then Fisher regained some control. He climbed slowly to 16,000 feet to put some safety room between the plane and the ground. He informed Wichita about what was happening. Although control was difficult, Fisher said he believed he could get the plane back in one piece.
Response to the situation at Wichita , and elsewhere, was immediate. An emergency control center was set up in the office of Wichita 's director of flight test. Key Boeing engineers and other specialists were summoned to provide their expertise. Federal Aviation Administration air traffic control centers at Denver and Kansas City cleared the air around the troubled plane.
A Strategic Air Command B-52 in the area maintained radio contact with the crew of the Wichita B-52.
As Fisher got closer to Wichita, a Boeing chase plane flew up to meet him and to visually report the damage. When Dale Felix, flying an F-100 fighter, came alongside Fisher's B-52, he couldn't believe what he saw: The B-52's vertical tail was gone.
Felix broke the news to Fisher and those gathered in the control center.
There was no panic. Everyone on the plane and in the control center knew they could be called upon at any time for just such a situation. In the emergency control center, the engineers began making calculations and suggesting the best way to get the plane down safely.
The Air Force was also lending assistance. A B-52, just taking off for a routine flight, was used to test the various flight configurations suggested by the specialists before Fisher had to try them.
As high gusty winds rolled into Wichita , the decision was made to divert the B-52 to Blytheville Air Force Base in Northeastern Arkansas .
Boeing specialists from the emergency control center took off in a KC-135 and accompanied Fisher to Blytheville , serving as an airborne control center.
Six hours after the incident first occurred, Fisher and his crew brought in the damaged B-52 for a safe landing.
"I'm very proud of this crew and this airplane," Fisher said. "Also we had a lot of people helping us, and we're very thankful for that."
The B-52, Fisher said, "Is the finest airplane I ever flew."
Wow. Great story. I have been wondering about the story behind the pic since I first saw it. Thanks.
The last one is a blind chick that was in the daily photos thread recently.
She failed there also.
I wounder if he came back from that one
I doubt his pride will ever heal.:headshake
True he is on the internets
Mmm mmm good - and they say salad has no protein
jeez, what a shitty paint job
That little white speck on the top of chicken shit is ...... chicken shit.
And to think I get annoyed at people painting over electrical outlets instead of taking off the plate and going around...
Annoyed is an understatement. Why would anybody do that anyway? Or even attempt to cut around them? And if they're old and stained, why don't folks just buy new ones? JFC
You could build a house with a log that big...
But what if a house falls on the log? what happens then? huh?
Took me a moment to notice, that tree didn't fall in a storm, it was cut.
Boy, you sure #$%&ed up there, dinchya?
But it looks like they were cutting on the correct side, and somehow it twisted back around as it fell. Maybe the branches got caught on the tree next to it and forced a pirouette.
Certainly, it looks like it has twisted, but a proper tree-cutter is supposed to prevent that. I hope they have some gooooood insurance.
Does insurance pay for stoopidity? I hope not!
I don't think they cut it properly.
You should first take out a wedge on the side you want it to fall, half-way into the trunk. Then you cut into that wedge from the opposite side. I am not sure but it looks like they haven't done that. Rather they've just gone straight through and hoped it would fall downhill.
Man, that is one maaaajoooor fail.
I'm with you, Zen. I think they botched it.
Maybe the notch was put on the far side, away from the camera, so you can't see it. Placed there perfectly to bring the tree down on top of the house by a vandal! :eek:
The house (garage?) looks like an empty shell... just wood and insulation, no wires or drywall.
Maybe it was an unfinished house and none of that had yet to be installed...I have no idea what order they do all that in. The outside certainly looks done.
I think it's a garage. I think that's the house off to the left. There's a lot of garages around here that don't have insulation or drywall inside.
I've never seen a garage with that many windows, a basement, a second story, and a deck?
And why would you take out such a beautiful tree anyway? It looks like an oak maybe?
Sometimes the first cut out is not a wedge, but a downward angle cut ... IF this was done, it can't be seen as the pic was taken from the opposite side. I don't see any ropes set either.
I think they made a major mistake.
The occupants must not be too distraught.... looks like they're contemplating buttsecks in the front door as we speak.
hahahahaha. That's a fabulous pic pair.
OMG. That's a fucking Boesendorfer. They make Steinways look like Schroeder's toy piano in terms of pure expenses. Ouch.
I'm sure the owner is saying, "Gee, I'm sure glad I hired professional piano movers. Would have been a pity if it had been a couple of schlubs with a pickup had done that."
I thought they were moving a giant roller skate, in the first pic.
*laughs* when I read your post, my instant thought was "yeah, Shawnee....of course that's a reasonable hypothesis"
Then I went back an dlooked at the pic. And damn it all, if doesn't look exactly like a giant roller skate!
That's exactly what I thought it was.
About that tree: It didn't twist and turn. It looks like almost all the weight of the canopy was on the same side of the tree as the house. Almost nothing will make that tree fall away from the house in that situation. The weight (of the canopy) must be removed before felling the tree. If I'm doing it for ya--$1500-$3000. Oh, and that's why pro tree trimmers/fellers make the money they do.
There is always one spot open...
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It's always a shame when an apparently grown woman uses a cellphone charm, isn't it?
A bunch of fail - mostly old, but a few I hadn't seen before.
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The company picnic is hereby canceled - emphatically !
That boat pic looks like it was going to be expensive.
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OMG! :eek:
Not just a physical handicap...
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft! Shut yo mouth!
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There's an inflatable playland place we go to that has something similar, though not as obviously graphic. It just looks like you're crawling out of an elephant's butt instead.
I don't see the fail - isn't that where younglings come from anyway?!
Also, is someone farting that rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody...?
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I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft! Open my mouth!
FIFY
I crack me up.:lol2:
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no wai. That is pure win.
It's a regular sized car.
They just let the air out so they can park it in the green garage in back
I tried to work the porta-potty in there somehow, but, couldn't make the trip...
LOL @ Gen Lee Smart Car. What a tool. Lately we have seen cars in the area with giant Superman or Spiderman logos on them and painted on all sides and tops with some worshiping design on them to a single cartoon persona. Weird.
Did someone order a mushroom pizza?
Very clever Grav.
But ick all the same.
Yeah, ick. Wouldn't want to clean that up...
But, if ya could cook 'em like that every time, that's a million dollar gimmick there. Nuclear Pizza. Atom Bomb's Pizzaria! The Trinity Special.
Yeah, ick. Wouldn't want to clean that up...
put aluminum foil on the floor of the oven, and it'll be no big deal to clean up, I'll bet.
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Sorry, that is so full of WIN
He should wear a helmet with a face shield, unless he wants two ears full of bugs.
...must have bugs in his ears.
Assless chaps.... that just made me lololololol
Assless chaps.... that just made me lololololol
assless chaps? assFULL chaps, they're called pants.
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Saw that years ago with the caption "World's worst coon dog"
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I think I liked the pole vault best.
There's nothing as universally funny as people falling down. I could watch videos like that all day.
Mugshot/eyebrow fail.
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That's a good one, but is it possible that when this guy parked there, he had to park that way because the car next to him on the left was way over the line? And then that car left and the black SUV parked properly? So now the Prius driver looks like a tool, but he was actually a victim?
The prius driver had to park as close to the building as possible and was justified in expending the minimal amount of extra fuel to do so because it's a prius.
That's a good one, but is it possible that when this guy parked there, he had to park that way because the car next to him on the left was way over the line? And then that car left and the black SUV parked properly? So now the Prius driver looks like a tool, but he was actually a victim?
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so those
must be some of them.
The prius driver had to park as close to the building as possible and was justified in expending the minimal amount of extra fuel to do so because it's a prius.
If he actually bought a Prius, he might qualify for the handicapped spot. There are cleaner diesel cars that get better mileage. Just saying.
yeah, well I was playing devil's advocate. If you look at the front wheel, you can see it is sharply turned, because he turned into the spot in a wide sloppy arc. The tool.
In addition to all that, I love the irony of the license plate.
If he actually bought a Prius, he might qualify for the handicapped spot. There are cleaner diesel cars that get better mileage. Just saying.
There are? Like what?
Oh please, glatt is right. No one with some sense would park that close to a car that might be driven away. The driver of the car on the right couldn't get in without his door touching the prius. I don't set my car up for inconsiderate damage. (Devil's advocate II)
Oh please, glatt is right. No one with some sense would park that close to a car that might be driven away. The driver of the car on the right couldn't get in without his door touching the prius. I don't set my car up for inconsiderate damage. (Devil's advocate II)
OH! I love that movie! Isn't that the one with the girl from that TV show with the other guy? That movie was awesome.
She was nominated for an oscar, believe it or not.
some will get this, some may not.....
Wow.
Somebody either has a sense of humor, or knows just enough to be dangerous.
They should have used this... it has a cap so it can be used again later
I WOULD say that nobody is that stupid, but I've said it before and been proven wrong.
I WOULD say that nobody is that stupid, but I've said it before and been proven wrong.
They're probably more stupid than that.
Yeah, like me. Because I have no idea what that means.
Some pertinent information:
Half of all people are below average.
Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
Some pertinent information:
Half of all people are below average.
Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
That should be posted here:
Interesting Lawsand ironically now (per the pic i posted) i'm doing grounding layout and installation drawings now for a site in west texas. maybe i should include that pic as to what NOT to do! lol
kero, i don't have time to explain but i did find this
linkokay, okay, I get it now.
There are? Like what?
I believe Fiat sells one in Europe. The non-U.S. version of the Fiat 500 that J.Lo does a commercial for, I believe does 55 mpg. Straight diesel.
I think. There are others, VW maybe.
I think they are considerably cheaper than a Prius, but, that may be due to the Prius' availability, or lack thereof.
Some pertinent information:
Half of all people are below median.
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FTFY ;)
I believe Fiat sells one in Europe. The non-U.S. version of the Fiat 500 that J.Lo does a commercial for, I believe does 55 mpg. Straight diesel.
I think. There are others, VW maybe.
I think they are considerably cheaper than a Prius, but, that may be due to the Prius' availability, or lack thereof.
As long as you're sure.
What mileage does the European Prius get, though? Laden or Unladen.
Apples and Oranges.
As long as you're sure.
SNORT
As long as you're sure.
Heheh! I'm sure about hardly anything these days...and unsure more and more.
What mileage does the European Prius get, though? Laden or Unladen.
Apples and Oranges.
...and coconuts!:lol2:
Speaking of laden or unladen...ya could prolly put the Fiat in the trunk of the Prius...
Speaking of laden or unladen...ya could prolly put the Fiat in the trunk of the Prius...
It's a very small car that has the dubious honor to be call a "yogurt pot" in French. It's a special category that regroup small cars. Usually, those not requiring a licence to drive. The FIAT 500 does require one.
Of course, "yogurt pot" is a polite way to put it. Personally I much prefer to call them "bus suppositories".
Other than that, it's a very nice city car: good mileage, enough space to get 2 or 3 children to school, small enough to park nearly everywhere and very manoeuverable.
Not a good car for long distance travel: small trunk(boot), not very powerful engine.
'Bus suppository.' I like that.
Making my way home last night through the increasing freezing rain I saw a guy driving a smart car. Man those are tiny. Here I am in a little bug with a canvas roof and I felt safer than I would have felt driving that tiny thing. Cute, though.
Are you more concerned about the length or the diameter?
It's a very small car that has the dubious honor to be call a "yogurt pot" in French. It's a special category that regroup small cars. Usually, those not requiring a licence to drive. The FIAT 500 does require one.
Of course, "yogurt pot" is a polite way to put it. Personally I much prefer to call them "bus suppositories".
Other than that, it's a very nice city car: good mileage, enough space to get 2 or 3 children to school, small enough to park nearly everywhere and very manoeuverable.
Not a good car for long distance travel: small trunk(boot), not very powerful engine.
Sat in one the other day, my head sticks through the sunroof by about 2 or 3 inches. Not a lot of room inside. By comparison, the Smart fortwo has plenty of room (well a finger or two) between my head and the inside of the roof. If I have to slouch to drive it, I'd rather walk, thanks.
Cute as hell, though.
Oranges and Lemons, said the bells of St Clements...
Hey, it was 1987.
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And it was cool to have tv in a car and a phone! Look at that phone!
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...and a phone! Look at that phone!
Yeah, and look at his radio. It's got
knobs! What a moran.
I especially like the grimy velour.
That's what I was going to say. That is clearly a quiche...a yummy, asparagus and raspberry quiche. Gaaahhhh....
Snort.
Good lesson for those with that viewpoint.
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Good one!
Might as well buy it to express a viewpoint. The Chinese already been paid for it.
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May be dog fail, but that dog is FULL of Raccoon WIN!
Washed up in an overnight storm this last June near Exeter
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HMS MORE POWERUL THAN SUPERMAN, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN & THE INCREDIBLE HULK PUT TOGETHER
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I dunno.
She didn't drown ;)
Hmmmm, yes. Something to be said for Superman at the end of a film: "Oh well, at least he didn't drown" :D
I had a comic stored under the stairs, "The One Where Superman Doesn't Drown."
It would have been worth a fortune in today's money.
Sadly the bathroom flooded and it had to be thrown out.
Twice.
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