Effed Up Holiday Songs

Shawnee123 • Dec 12, 2007 2:34 pm
We got our daily update with this in the quote section:

“HARK ! ! ..the HEARLDED AnGELS sing.

Well, my sister-in-law, another funny guy, and I ran with it, and came up with this list of Christmas/holiday songs as would be presented by the lady who always apologizes for the "incontinence":

Old Lane Sign
Grandma got runned over by a raindeer.
Way in the Manager.
Did you see what I seen?
Deck them halls
Rudolf the rednose raindeer
The waffle song (here we come a-waffling among the leafs so green)
What child is them?
Slay ride
I seen mommy kissing santa claus
Hollylooya cores
Do them knows its christmas?
The Stockings Was Hung By the Chimley With Care (I knoooowwwww it’s not a song)
[COLOR="Red"]Who dis Baby Daddy? (What Child Is This?)[/COLOR](My favorite: the official christmas song of the Jerry Springer show)
Blew Christmas
I Seen Mommy Kissin’ Sam and claws

Any more?
ferret88 • Dec 12, 2007 11:36 pm
How about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus?
Shawnee123 • Dec 13, 2007 10:01 am
:lol: thanks ferret88. :blush:
LJ • Dec 13, 2007 10:05 am
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Shawnee123 • Dec 13, 2007 10:05 am
What the fuck? It's a cricket...you know, chirp, chirp.

lmao
LJ • Dec 13, 2007 10:07 am
nono....not the cricket....the ebonics
Shawnee123 • Dec 13, 2007 10:11 am
lol...hey, I just laugh at 'em, the jokes write themselves.
ZenGum • Dec 13, 2007 11:47 am
We wish you a merry syphilis,
We wish you a merry syphilis,
We wish you a merry syphilis,
and a happy gonorrhea!
spudcon • Dec 20, 2007 9:13 pm
I saw mommy kissing Santa's balls.