What sort of Pie am I today?
I am a different Pie every day of the week. And twice on Sundays.
Okay, so I've been encouraged to decide what sort of Pie I am, on a regular basis.
Yesterday, I was little individual blueberry pies, two of them.
Today, I am pumpkin pie.
Waitress:
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course
What a cute thread Pie. Can't wait to see what sort of pie you are tomorrow!
blackberry, just because we had some last night
Waitress:
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.
[COLOR=#003399]Jenna[/COLOR]: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought the exact same thing. I loved the pies she made in that movie.
"Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup
A double scoop please
Maybe I want, maybe I want
Maybe I'll have
The Tutti-Fruit, with Fruity Bleu Cheese
Ah, but porcupine pie porcupine pie porcupine pie
It weaves its way through my dreams!
Even though it may sound a little strange,
You have to eat it with gloves, or your hands will turn green..."
One of my favorite Neil Diamond songs.
Today, I am a deep-dish apple pie, with a slice of cheddar cheese.
(And a cup of coffee.)
:yum: Then today you are deeeeeeeeeeeeee-lishus!
I am Percocet Pie. I am expensive and require a prescription.
tomorrow I will be Remorse Pie.
I soon hope to be well enough to be banana cream pie OR lemon meringue.
I could make you a nice lemon merangue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though.
[extract from On Food, by
Hilaire Belloc]
... In Massachusetts all the way
From Boston down to Buzzards Bay
They feed you till you want to die
On rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie,
And horrible huckleberry pie,
And when you summon strength to cry,
"What is there else that I can try?"
They stare at you in mild surprise
And serve you other kinds of pies. ...
would you believe me if I said I was Humble Pie today?
huckleberry. Nice and thick, sticky, warm please.....oh...sorry..we were to be talking about pies. Yes, huckleberry.
What does a huckleberry taste like? I don't think I've ever even seen one.
What does a huckleberry taste like?
I don't think I've ever even seen one.
I could make you a nice lemon meringue pie. Might not make the plane trip too well though.
That is LMP's great weakness. Meringue that moist does not travel; make it onsite. Even a car trip across town can make the meringue get a bit goopy. It's nice how the first thing it soaks is the graham cracker crust, but if it gets on the upholstery, uh oh.
And it's kind of expensive mailing those heavy little cans of condensed milk, too. ;)
What does a huckleberry taste like? I don't think I've ever even seen one.
I haven't either, despite their several species and wide distribution throughout North America and parts of Europe.
Huckleberries, bilberries, whortleberries[COLOR=Silver][COLOR=Black]I am a cherry lattice pie.[/COLOR]
(You are all welcome to weigh in on what type of pie you are, but I will let you know what kind I am. Just sayin'.)[/COLOR]
I LOVE cherry lattice pie!
I am blueberry with cheddar on top. I like it gluey.
Today I am: Chicken Pot Pie
- That is all -
What does a huckleberry taste like? I don't think I've ever even seen one.
I haven't either, despite their several species and wide distribution throughout North America and parts of Europe.
Huckleberries, bilberries, whortleberries
huckleberry. Nice and thick, sticky, warm please.....oh...sorry..we were to be talking about pies. Yes, huckleberry.
pic 01 -- Red Huckleberries (early in the camping season and high on the bush. later and lower they're gone... just ... gone.) Tart and beautiful, translucent, luminous coral colored fruit, they are delicious.
pic 02 -- Blue Huckleberries (far rarer, just as delicious but not as sublimely beautiful). There is a pair of red huckleberries in the background.
Pizza pie, with mushrooms and pepperoni.
And a Dr. Pepper.
Ooooh, I love that you're not always a fruit pie, Pie! :)
What does a huckleberry taste like? I don't think I've ever even seen one.
Like a mixed berry.
BigV is right...a bit tart but really good. I found out you can get huckleberry syrup in this neighborhood.
So ... how long do you reckon Pie is going to be able to keep this up? Just how many kinds of pie are there? I await eagerly...
Right now I am an Olallieberry pie.
Rhubarb lattice. No strawberries in the mix; they dilute the rhubarb.
Tomorrow, rhubarb custard. For rhubarb plays well with custard.
Yesterday: A blackberry slump. (It got dropped on the floor, but was salvageable.)
Today: Tart Tatin
Pie plays by the 5 second rule, I see...
It was still in the pie-pan, just not presentable to guests.
You're a Cutie Pie, every day.
oddest quiz answer. I'm a grape pie. Looks more like berry then grapes.
Spinach and feta quiche. With bacon.
My absolute favorite is hair pie, but today I am a pork pie.
You're a Cutie Pie, every day.
Gee thanks!:blush:
(from the cellar babes)
Instant-pudding banana cream pie. With generic, soggy nilla wafer crust.
I'm tired.
rhubarb, because I'm making it
Today's a new day and today I think I am a Mayhaw Pie!
On the 19th, I was Frito chili pie.
Today, I am peach cobbler.
(I am posting from my nokia 770, so pardon my brevity. I forgot my charger for my laptop, aaaaargh.)
Mayhaws I've never encountered. From a little distance I'd mistake the tree for a crabapple, especially when in fruit.
Wow, it's been a while.
On the 21st, I was a zwetschgendatsche (damson plum tart)
On the 22nd, I was a cranberry-almond crostata.
Today, I am a honey, rosewater and pistachio pie -- baklava!
Zwetschgendatschi:
Cranberry-almond crostata:
Baklava:
Kentucky Derby Pie. Courtesy of my brother-in(out)-law.
Tomorrow, Pie, you should be a
mince pie in honour of Christmas.
Standard festive fare here.
Mincemeat (as opposed to mince/d meat) doesn't contain meat technically. Although it does contain suet if it is the genuine article. It's a dark, sticky mix of dried fruit - sweet and slightly gritty. I'm not over-fond of the old mince pies, but I end up eating at least one a year.
Hey, the Recipe thread says mince pies for Christmas.
With all due respect to our English brethren, today I am a Black Forest Pie.
Yesterday I was galaktoboureko pie.
Today I am a mixed berry streusel pie.
Pie. Think you missed, sweet tater pie? I can do this!
buster, it's definitely a possibility. :)
Any day now. When I feel all potato-ey. And sweet.
Happy days to you PIE. bb
Should this thread start including links to recipes? Hint hint.
GalaktobourekoYesterday, I was a
Bumbleberry Pie. (I had no idea such a thing existed till I became one.)
Today I am a
Creamy Pear Pie.
No picture, sorry.
(Thanks for the hint, UG. I can't claim to really "be" the recipe, but I'll try to make sure it's somewhat representative of my current or past state of being.)
Today I am a Moon Pie with an ice cold can of R.C. Cola.
There was a rotund guy in the movie Pass The Ammo with such a penchant for Moon Pies that he distinctly resembled one. The butterscotch kind.
It's a movie Tim Curry fans should see -- he plays an evil televangelist. Getting caught.
Dec 30th:
Pirog (Russian jam pie)
Dec 31st:
Refrigerator Pie (using up the leftovers!)
Jan 1st:
nian gao with red bean paste (
recipe)
Jan 2nd:
venison pieShepherds' Pie à la mode: mashed potato is scooped with an ice cream scoop and it's decorated with a hot cherry pepper on top.
Shepherds' Pie
Al Pastor? This is a good dish or an atrocious pun.
Pie and Happy Monkey team up to bring you
Pecan Pie-Cosahedron.
Damn you Pie, I've gained 6 lbs reading this thread.
Time to bring in not The Exorcist, but The Exerciser.
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