Our newest member
I've just looked down and noticed that our newest member's user name is hardcorebondageslut. I have to admit, it made me chuckle. I wonder what she'll be talking about.
Do you ever see the new user names and wonder what they'll contribute, if at all? Do you ever think to yourself, this one is never going to last?
When i see that username...I think of a spammer, or a desperate attention whore who has daddy issues!!
Its so hard to think of usernames sometimes though. i always stick with the generic sun, sparkie, sunspark.
just once - it may be fun to create a takes4bigcocksatatime or a likes2lick_grandpa
maybe THEN someone will listen to my liberal views on welfare.
Hey Sparkie! Long time no see. Been busy mate?
Its so hard to think of usernames sometimes though. i always stick with the generic sun, sparkie, sunspark.
just once - it may be fun to create a takes4bigcocksatatime or a likes2lick_grandpa
maybe THEN someone will listen to my liberal views on welfare.
I always take liberal points of view most seriously when they are espoused by hot babes with nasty online handles. Makes sense somehow.
I'd say, does it matter what her/his name is?
Can we look beyond the controversial name and try to get a feel for the posts? That way we can get to know the poster behind the name.
Hard to tell if he/she never posts (which in most cases will happen) but let's not take the poster at face value.
I see your point Spectacle, but if a username is a persons online face, I know what hardcorebonageslut tells me. ;)
I just checked the member list, it ain't there.
Third-world spammers continue to be a problem for us. The practice of not allowing new accounts to start threads has completely vexed them, but they continue to open and (usually) validate new accounts to TRY to post new threads. And they continue to do this at the same pace as they did when they were successful at it.
It's like somebody gave them a script to follow...
Every two-three months I clean out all the accounts that registered and never validated, and all the accounts that registered and haven't logged in months. Hundreds of accounts get deleted, half of them with gobbledygook names, the other half with names like xxviagraxx that give their game away.
UT, I just wanna say, thanks for all your work keeping out the spammers. When I see that little message "This post has been deleted by Undertoad. Reason: spam" I smile. Ha, you low-down spammer, smitten by the mighty hand (webbed foot?) of Undertoad!
Thanks!
Every time you see the "deleted by" message, it represents hundreds of spammers that didn't get that far.
I'd say, does it matter what her/his name is?
Can we look beyond the controversial name and try to get a feel for the posts? That way we can get to know the poster behind the name.
Hard to tell if he/she never posts (which in most cases will happen) but let's not take the poster at face value.
This made me chuckle. I mean, seriously, this was a name chosen...it's not like it's the poster's birth name or something.
If I were in the bookstore, and picked up a book entitled "The Erotic Adventures of Two Horny Sluts Who Love To F***" I would not expect it to be about a boy and his new pony living on the prairie.
You cannot judge a book by its cover, no, but sometimes if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, and looks like a duck...it's probably a duck. :lol:
If I were in the bookstore, and picked up a book entitled "The Erotic Adventures of Two Horny Sluts Who Love To F***" I would not expect it to be about a boy and his new pony living on the prairie.
It might be. :D
Only if you had written it, Zen.
Rule #3 of the internet:
If you can think it, there is porn of it.
that reminds me of a dvd i saw once:
'Horny sluts who love to fuck cowboys and their horses on the prairie XII'. It was better than the first eleven by that name, IMHO.
so, anyway...i got bored, and went to the members list to check and see if hardcorebondageslut had posted....but theres was no one of that name listed. were you just making it up? or did the admins delete the account...?
That's Rule 34.
Well, you were quick with the citations ... but I maintain that the original sources are mistaken. Do you really reckon the Principle of the Proliferation of Pornography is the 34th law of the internet? Much too high IMHO.
Can you really think of 33 laws that would have come before it?
1. If you can sell it, they will spam it.
2. If a site yells "FREE!" very loudly .. they are trying to sell you something.
...
...
34. If you can think it, there is porn of it.
Nah, too high.
EDIT: Reconsidering in the light of overwhelming evidence.
I know what hardcorebonageslut tells me. ;)
. . . .
Get some rope?
It's rule 34 because of some guy writing up a list that everyone thought was hilarious 70 bazillion years ago on the interwebz.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rules_Of_The_Internet
The list shifts around a bit whenever I find it, but the porn rule is ALWAYS rule 34.
It's rule 34 because of some guy writing up a list that everyone thought was hilarious 70 bazillion years ago on the interwebz.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rules_Of_The_Internet
The list shifts around a bit whenever I find it, but the porn rule is ALWAYS rule 34.
Is that like, dog years? :p
so, anyway...i got bored, and went to the members list to check and see if hardcorebondageslut had posted....but theres was no one of that name listed. were you just making it up? or did the admins delete the account...?
I already informed them of this (post #8).
UT deleteds them as he stated in Post #9. Perhaps thats why it is gone.
Was I making it up?
Geez Jimbo, do you really think I'd do something like that?
If I did, it'd be 'brilliant' though wouldn't it? ;)
Banned users do not appear on the members list.
imagine if he was banned. then he'd never get to 10000 posts. No one would ever even know he'd come so close...
...and his postcount seems to going down. How's that even possible? A month ago, it was 9,999. Now, it 9,998.
Third-world spammers continue to be a problem for us. The practice of not allowing new accounts to start threads has completely vexed them, but they continue to open and (usually) validate new accounts to TRY to post new threads. And they continue to do this at the same pace as they did when they were successful at it.
It's like somebody gave them a script to follow...
Every two-three months I clean out all the accounts that registered and never validated, and all the accounts that registered and haven't logged in months. Hundreds of accounts get deleted, half of them with gobbledygook names, the other half with names like xxviagraxx that give their game away.
I reckon this is temporary too, but perhaps longer lasting that previous strategies to block their access. I wonder if we'll ever get to the stage that for full fledged read write edit thread access to the cellar we'll require a peer reviewed application. Essay format. Ten sample posts. Examples of wit and eloquence.
Glad I got grandfathered in. :whew:
Very well, I sit corrected.
Rule 34 it is.
Thank you cellar.
Is that like, dog years? :p
Nah, I forgot to do the exchange from "teenager time", sorry. :D
...and his postcount seems to going down. How's that even possible? A month ago, it was 9,999. Now, it 9,998.
haha...does that mean Drax only masturbated once since lumberjim stopped posting?
Talk about blue balls.
I banned hardcorebondageslut within an hour or two of registering.
But, but...hardcorebondageslut might have had delightful insights into the economic development of third world countries, the right to bear arms, or at least a good word association. :lol:
yeah, bruce. i'm thinking we should have given that one a chance to prove herself. hell, look at some of us you haven't banned yet. (not me. please?)
Yes, but after careful exploration of her online activities at other sites, it appeared to me that she was a one trick pony.
Yes, but after careful exploration of her online activities at other sites, it appeared to me that she was a one trick pony.
... living on the prairie with a young boy ...
I told you so!
well, thanks for doing that research bruce. ;)
... living on the prairie with a young boy ...
I told you so!
You brat! :lol2:
Here's a new one!! Still registering... Well....I'm so curious if this one will ever post:
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how do you even get that font?
Magic. Didn't you know that Cic is a witch?
I am gutted that I chose the Blondie variation of my usual ice cream/ cherry / berry online names now.
Wouldn't it be great to be arguing about government provided healthcare with name like SuxHoogeCox?
lol! I just noticed Drax's signature!!! lol!!!
Drax can I use it?!?
:sweat:
I *so* need a sockpuppet.
Yes, but after careful exploration of her online activities at other sites, it appeared to me that she was a one trick pony.
Oh, so she's a pony girl too, on top of the bondage?
Yes, but after careful exploration of her online activities at other sites, it appeared to me that she was a one trick pony.
How do you know the person was female???? Could have been a male.:eyebrow:
How do you know the person was female???? Could have been a male.:eyebrow:
XoB is a proactive moderator. This keeps us from wasting time on new users who registered to develop a rapport with us for the purpose of eventually trying to sell us something; or, to otherwise string us along for their own self gratification. IMHO, good forum moderators will spend additional time researching new registrations that raise a red flag with them indicating potential unsuitability.
It seems that sales people and self centered users are among the various categories of people who often use the same (or similar) nickname at many of the places they register. Perhaps this is because they register at so many websites that a different username at each one becomes too inconvenient. A Google search by username will show their other affiliations. Their
profiles elsewhere sometimes reveal more than their profile here and their
posts elsewhere almost always reveal things that wouldn't be revealed here for some time to come.
Any member can, indirectly, participate in the process. I've done it when I noticed that a new user's posts sounded rehearsed (like a salesman's pitch). I did the research and incorporated enough of my findings to raise a red flag in one of that users threads. I submit [thread=15035]that thread[/thread] for your entertainment (it's funny). The user's fate can be found [thread=15050]here[/thread].
The Cellar has an annual moderator election sometime around the first of the year [if UT doesn't change the system]. Anyone who doesn't like having a proactive moderator not only gets to vote on the matter, they get to articulate their rationale and possibly sway others' opinions (including the moderators').
You cannot judge a book by its cover, no, but sometimes if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, and looks like a duck...it's probably a duck. :lol:
:eyebrow:
Heeheee...but you are the Queen A-number 1 Miss Awesome Duck!
12ritexprettycox...I wonder what this new member will contribute! :rolleyes:
12ritexprettycox...I wonder what this new member will contribute! :rolleyes:
Apparently spam. Looks like UT took care of that account.
Threads: 15,258, Posts: 412,592, Members: 5,230
Welcome to our newest member, freechildporn
yeah, that's no good. she's right out.
how do we know that childp*rn isn't the unfortunate name of someone wrongly imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit and the newest dwellar is just looking for support?
eh, yeah, maybe not.
Ooooh....a Giant Salamander just entered the building.
It'd kinda scarey...like godzilla
*looks around* quick....offer him something to eat or drink and maybe he won't attack us.....
Welcome!!! Àðãåíòèíà ßìàéêà!!
Every time I have to address that member it will take me a loooooong time.
Welcome!!! Àðãåíòèíà ßìàéêà!!
Bye bye Àðãåíòèíà ßìàéêà!! Whoosh! :p
Paging Lumberjim. hello1122 needs assistance with a Quiz on aisle "Needs Quiz".
:)
Who the hell is that? Someone we know? It doesn't seem like it....Someone do something!
Let's all welcome
TeenLesbianSex to the cellar. I, for one, look forward to her first contribution.
damn. no profile picture.
I'm hoping Bruce can provide us with some background because I'm not going to google that one, thank you very much.
I'll ask her, and her girlfriend, when I making breakfast.
I'll ask her, and her girlfriend, when I making breakfast.
You make breakfast? C'mon over, cutie, and let's see you scramble some eggs!
and a hearty welcome to our newest rimmer, er member -
fecklaLickAssYou make breakfast? C'mon over, cutie, and let's see you scramble some eggs!
I myself make a mean omelet.
[size=1]And I do mean "mean".... you'll be crying for hours after you eat it.[/size]
A mean omelette should have a strong "second act" ...
Things I learned from my wife, #397:
To make French toast, start with French bread that has gone hard as a rock. It won't turn mushy.
It's getting scary-bad. Here's a screen shot of a Cellar admin page: it's a search for the newest user registrations. I've whited out user info from the three that may -- MAY -- be legit. Notice that all of these are today. There are another twenty from today below that.
It's basically a tsunami of people in third-world countries, attempting to spam.
From this forum....
Gmail is an odd one. I block thousands of domains from free email providers in Eastern Europe and other spam-prone countries, but still permit registration from Gmail. A large percentage of the manual spammers that get through use Gmail, but overall a small percentage of users that register with a Gmail address are spammers. Same thing with Yahoo, too, if not more so.
These are the most common domains found in the users I banned. Again, consider that I've already got thousands of domains in the blocklist, so you won't see mail.ru, gawab.com and the usual in this list.
banned / legit (% banned)
163.com: 6 / 14 (30% banned)
aol.com: 9 / 152 (6% banned)
comcast.*: 5 / 80 (6% banned)
gmail.com and variants: 103 / 842 (11% banned)
hotmail.*: 56 / 589 (9% banned)
yahoo.*: 115 / 610 (16% banned)
rediff.com: 3 / 0 (100% banned; since added to the blocklist)
mail.com: 3 / 4 (43% banned)
lycos.*: 3 / 13 (19% banned)
linuxmail.org: 3 / 0 (100% banned; since added to the blocklist)
fastmail.fm 3 / 5 (38% banned)
Gmail, however, is the preferred address of Indian SEO forum spammers, the current plague of my site.
This may change.... apparently the "captcha" (the little graphic with barely readable text that you have to type in to prove you're not a computer program) that Google uses has been cracked, so there may be an uptick in automated gmail spam. At least until they change to a different captcha generator.
Some of those seem obvious spammers. But how do you know all of them are? The last three for instance.
I understand that some of them are obviously third world...but does that mean they are automatically spam? Also, if their username is potentially not tht of a spammer but their email seems to be of a trader, that could mean they use the same email for trading as they use for personal. Just a thought.
You don't, Dana. That's why it takes so much time to look up their IP to find where they are from, then look up other forums where they have used the same user name or email. Keep in mind, a spammer can't make a living by just breaking into the Cellar. They have to score a bunch of sites and usually work in that manner, meaning they approach a group of sites using the same info.
See if they have registered in a slew of forums in one or two days.
See if they are lying about their location when they registered.
See if they have posted a homepage in their registration and if so what is it? Is it a link to a porn site or are they selling something?
It's often a judgment call, and I try to err in their favor.
Of course if they are a dog, they are automatically in. ;)
I must admit ViagraFeller, was pretty easy.
*laughs* well that's fair enough then:P God being a Mod sounds hard work! Glad you guys are up to the job.
Well it's not strictly necessary to do much with these people unless they post or otherwise attempt to spam in some way -- putting the URL into the username is a dead giveaway. About half of them actually manage to confirm their accounts, but if they never post I will eventually cull them during a user "purge" which I do every other month or whenever I remember.
I had been thinking about closing the Bosque forum for a while, but the final straw was some fucknut using a symbol that the board didn't recognize in his username. I couldn't delete the account the easy way, and the bastard spammed the board. I'm not all that savvy with SQL, and didn't want to go through the trouble of spam-proofing the board with an add-on. So I killed the forum, and just have the blog version now.
I wonder who he's going to
Kukold
ETA: Yes I know I've spelled it differently. That's just how I read it at a glance and thought it was funny.
Welcome
Amateur Pyx. Please report to the RFN thread immediately.
too late lookout - banned already and nary a post to have made.
Lookpornoteen! Howdy! Welcome!
And now for your quiz.......
Buffalo Bill, how nice to meet you. You will fit in just fine I think. Now I want to see this quiz...
:)
thank you, i'm happy to be part of this group.
I will do my best to be good:D
Hey Bill, a good start would be to request a proper usertitle in this thread:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=443176#post443176
The rules are you request a usertitle, and whatever you're given you have to keep for at least a week :P You have to input it yourself in the User Profile section of your User CP. But we can tell you how to do that :)
*Playergirl* This has potential!
OrderOnlineTRAMADOL?
I wonder if they'll still be here by the time I get to post this.
Tramadol is overrated...at least, it was for me. :D
The number of bogus new accounts has dropped a great deal in the last two days.
Why?
I changed the format of the
CAPTCHA. Apparently the hackers have broken the algorithm that produced the earlier images.
Can my user name be changed to fMSB3H, please? It's captchy! :lol:
You have entered an incorrect sequence. Please try again.
You know, now that you've said that, shit's gonna blow up, right?
You have entered an incorrect sequence. Please try again.
The number of bogus new accounts has dropped a great deal in the last two days.
The Chinese have picked up the gauntlet, but that's probably because with so much cheap labor they don't use bots.
I wonder how long our
newest member will be here for.
You reckon? lol I thought it was a bit too 'inventive' for most of our current members.
you didn't see it's post, then?
Yeah...looked a bit asian or something to me, but then again, who knows.
I figured it was just a random. :)
I wonder how long our newest member will be here for.
For twenny dolla? Probably long time, joe.
I thought it was only 'fie' dollar!
inflation must be through the roof!!!
No, it's "one, twenty-twenty."
"Cash?"
"Yesh. Cashie. Cashie. One, twenty-twenty."
*uh, ok...* :headshake ..."One-hundred, twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, two-hundred..."
wishee washee splishee sploshee
kleenie knickie velly quickie
I just learned this AM that jewelryselling was banned from the Cellar.
Prostitution is still okay, though. Right? Right?
Sure...you all pay one way or another :)
RadarBlowsGoats? lol
Now that's just funny.
Wonder who came up with that? nod nod wink wink...
I wonder how long 'hairlossbasics' will be with us for...
About as long as it takes to cough up a fur ball.
I wonder how long 'hairlossbasics' will be with us for...
lol - I sent a pm about him already.
ETA: Apparently he is gone already.
having a laugh about c r a z y b o u y
hairlossbasics got the banz. Now I'll never know the basic steps to losing my hair. :mecry:
I got a set of clippers. Come on over anytime, Shaw!
My hair is longer right now than I think it's ever been. It needs a trim. Any day now, I will be in "just shave the damn stuff off" mode, and I will call you! :)
Hey - I think hairlossbasics is back!
way to be tenacious!
I just took mine down to 1/16". We had a lice outbreak among the shorties this week. They can't infest what they can't find.
Did you shave their heads, too?
How do you shave a louse?
VERY carefully with REALLY tiny scissors.
Word has gotten out about the flame wars here and now opportunists like
cremationjewelry are arriving to sell us related stuff.
So here I was thinking it was one of those "be compressed into a fake diamond after you die" type deals and was going to be all smartarsed about Flint becoming a stone... but then I googled it and now I just feel ...ew. They make mini urns and things on necklaces so you can carry some of the ashes of your loved one around with you. Would anyone really want to do that? I guess it's a tradition in some cultures to keep some remains, but.... no, no thanks. not for me.
Yeah, my good friend did it with her dad's "cremains." (That's really what they call them. The name alone makes me shudder.) Except she was very adamant about not wanting to handle or even see the ashes go into the jewelry before it was sautered closed. Seems especially strange to want to carry something like that around if you're not even certain he's in there.
sautered? with mushrooms in beurre blanc?
Snort.
Soldered. Sadly, I'm still writing a lot more coherently than I'm talking these last couple of days...
Well your brain has a lot to keep track of besides the caprices of the Engrish ranguage
i think richlevy posted a thread about that jewelry.
Well Leenco12 looks an interesting proposition. Four posts so far, two of which were "Thanks for sharing. It's great". Wonder what the fifth one will be linking to?
And two were reasonable posts. Gotta give them the benefit of the doubt.
Yeh really - what we need now is a quizzzzzzz. Been too long.
The two reasonable posts were;
1- Quoted a post with a link in it, and commented on the link, which is dead.
2- Quoted a post, then stole the dialog from the post following the one he quoted.
He's gone.
oh yes, I agree, Bruce. I think someone with the patience to wait a few days and post properly either accidentally repeated the aforementioned post and is perfectly innocent, or is really serious about their spamming and any day now we're going to be amazed at their marketing ingenuity :lol:.
mmm nHocCuteGirls or some such just joined. I wonder what they'll be bringing to the table?
North Carolina Cute Ho Girls?
I see 6 or 7 male dwellars sitting up to take notice. :lol:
my, my, they must have impressive ones if you can see them sitting up from the depths of Ohio.....
mmm nHocCuteGirls or some such just joined. I wonder what they'll be bringing to the table?
Apparently it was spam links to electronics. I was expecting pron.
Seems even nerds know what makes people click :lol:
Regarding new member
RoyRust, the username just sounds like something
Scooby-Doo would say.
i am known as digger.my real name i dont reveal and i am sure theres others that feel the same way,so if theres somebody from the main city of pa and the city has a tower in it and is known as the mistake of the lake?well, i like meeting the hometime crowd.
hey digger, welcome!
you're more than mega, aren't you?
Pittsburgh doesn't have a lake. I thought the "mistake on the lake" was Cleveland, but that's in Ohio. The main city in PA has to be Philadelphia or Harrisburg.
It IS Cleveland, so says common knowledge.
you're from Pittsburgh?
:eyebrow: :eek: :rolleyes: :cool:
Does Pittsburgh have a bot factory?
I mean, this "thing" doesn't even get the geographical references right, despite there being a "big tower" ('cause hardly any big cities have big towers, right?)
Scumbot? :rolleyes:
I was trying to relay that my Pittsburgh guess was a joke. Unless he was talking about Harrisburg as that is the capitol, but other than that ... shrug.
The mistake on the lake is in Ohio, so whatever.
It's a spammer. A disgusting and nasty third world one, but a spammer of some kind.
Um...ewwwww?
Hi, we just met. I like to suck dead man's cock and rub fish eggs on my testes, then roll around in gopher shit while eating furburgers. So what do you do for a living?
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=735936#post735936Oh hai! Welcome to the Cellar!
:welcome:
:lol2:
ohhhh - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Why is he/she/it still here?
Because we love and accept newbies, even if they're disgusting scumbots?
Give us your tired, your nasty, your leprotic pus mongers, yearning to slip in a spam link...well, don't exactly GIVE them to us but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
:lol:
He may be a spammer, but I don't think it's nasty and disgusting for a guy to gently douche a woman during her period. I mean he seems to see it as a loving and caring act, rather than something he is repulsed by.
Like Sheldon with his specialist shower attachment for cleansing prior to anal sex.
I'm not disgusted by a man who doesn't want the aftermath of sex to look like Vietnam.
Really? Would you tell that to a person the first time you talked to them? 'Cause, that's just gross.
What ev.
I call freak. LIke it or not...
Now let's all sing:
someone's douching me
Kumbaya
Someone's rimming me
kumbaya
Someones choking me while I come
Kumbaya
Then giving head to horses
kumbaya
oh it's wonderful
kumbaya
Oh yeah - too much too soon - I don't deny that.
Can you imagine?
"Hi. You look great. Can I buy you a drink?"
[always a yes - I can always escape out of a toilet window]
"I'd love to douche you when you're menstruating"
- Triple vodka shot please, and where is the Ladies?
I just didn't think the actual content of the post was disgusting or equivalent to sucking a dead man's cock. Which I've found to be a dinner party stopper too.
OK, I'll grant you my comparison was poorly thought out. :lol:
But yeah, I was really put off with that as 1st or 2nd post. We've likened the Cellar to a bar, and as much as I like to have fun, if someone I didn't know came up and said that to me right off I'd knock 'em right upside the skull. No question.
;)
Not poorly thought out chick.
Just indicative of what you don't tell people on a first date :p:
Caviar? Really?
In fairness though, whilst an early contribution it was entirely in keeping with the nature of that particular thread. It's clearly the kind of thing we are happy to talk about in here.
Bear in mind, quite often when people sign up and post, they've often spent a little time reading existing threads and may feel they know us more than we know them.
I think we have to be careful that we don't let experiences like PP and Emma make us overly cynical with newcomers who may have inadvertently got the wrong impression about our unspoken assumptions and unwritten rules.
I get what you're saying, I really do...but for ME? No.
Nope nope nope.
That isn't fit conversation for just meeting people. I'll get more prude stickers I'm sure, but as open book as I am there are some things I think are meant for more intimate relationships. If "whoever" had been here a bit longer, even, I might reconsider.
But nope.
So I'll shuddup and all, but I maintain that for ME, I was doing the online version of knocking someone upside the head for assuming that they can say absolutely anything they want to me out of the blue.
I call it respect. That's just ME. IMHO.
;)
I've just spent the last 15 minutes or so checking out my first posts.
Okay they weren't 100% me in relaxed mode, but I am reasonably proud of them as an introduction.
I loved this place from the get-go and the best I could hope for was that some of these shining people might reply to me. Wolf, Bri, Dana & BigV did. But it took a long time before I stopped feeling hurt if I didn't get a response.
Yeah...but this is a bar with a snug at the back filled with filthy movies and pics and a big box of handkerchiefs, and a weekly relationship counselling session held upstairs, just a door along the corridor from the sex addicts' meeting group.
If s/he'd started a thread about it, I'd agree with you. But that was the right thread for that contribution. Don't want to read about other people's sexual habits? Don't read a thread specifically about dwellar sexual habits.
Yeah, I thought it was the ladles clone. :lol:
Meh. Fuck it. Really.
I hope this one does all the wonderful things for the Cellar that the last 4 or 5 who started out the same way did.
eta: Another instance where a dwellar is told to not read something they don't like, but it still never happens in the politics threads.
I know you're all so sexually liberated and all, but to me progressive isn't using that as your only pony.
Try another trick or two first. Like a bright smile and warm greeting.
Meh.
Wtf are you talking about? lol
I am not all that sexually liberated. In fact i am a bit of a prude. Notice i didn't answer the question in that thread. I just think that if the thread and context exists then it's unfair to pick on a newb for joining in with that. For all we know that might be what drew them here in the first place.
Can't we all just lick and make up?
Oh fine. ;)
p.s. not mad at anyone. Yes I will poke at newbies who start out stupid. It's my nature. And you...YOU make me feel like a natural woman.
:lol:
Mwaaaaaa!
Is that because I tell you to trim when I'm tired of flossing? :yum:
The boys will be so mad they missed the licking.
We take a licking and keep on ticking.
Btw, you two have a plethora of ponies. You're lousy with ponies! :)
oh look, it's NhocCuteGirls (or something like that). I bet they've come to discuss Michigan's dodgy pro-bullying law and the price of gas.
oh look, it's NhocCuteGirls (or something like that). I bet they've come to discuss Michigan's dodgy pro-bullying law and the price of gas.
That one's a weird one. I banned them in January, and they keep checking to see if they are still banned. Persistent.
I thought that name looked familiar. Is that the one we talked about?
That's the member I was thinking of when I asked about banned members. I've been seeing NhocCuteGirl every so often.
and they're back again.....
Look, if they're that persistent maybe we should let them have at it?
We had to get rid of Pam and Emma, it might be fun to have a newbie we can all take pot-shots at.
Like bear-baiting, y'know.
chenjing123 . . .
I wonder if chenjing is Chinese for Shawnee.
Apparently not, maybe even the opposite personality wise:
Chen Jing
Anyway, Shawnee has gone south. ;)
... cause the tiiiimes, they are a-ChenJing...
Apparently not, maybe even the opposite personality wise.
heh heh heh.
Anyway, Shawnee has gone south. ;)
and so has Chen Jing
Apparently not, maybe even the opposite personality wise: Chen Jing
Anyway, Shawnee has gone south. ;)
I have tthe opposite of table tennis personality? Cause I don't get the chuckle. And south? You speakie like a whole another language. Are you actually british, eh wot? ;)
I have tthe opposite of table tennis personality? Cause I don't get the chuckle. ...
The last one, Jing (listen), is her name, equivalent to a first name in English, and means:
quiet, still, calm, ...
... And south? You speakie like a whole another language. Are you actually british, eh wot? ;)
Shawnee (from shawŭn, 'south'; shawŭnogi, 'southerners.' W. J.). ...
Algonquian languages have words similar to the archaic shawano (now: shaawanwa) meaning "south". However, the stem shaawa- does not mean "south" in Shawnee, but "moderate, warm (of weather)". In one Shawnee tale, Shaawaki is the deity of the south.
:)
Its baaa-aaack....
NhocCuteGirls is online again. WTH?
Let's let em in, see what happens.
Not like its 2012 yet or anything.
what happens is they post porn linkies
But will they link to domains that use the new .xxx domain suffix? If not, we can make fun of them like calling them old fogies.
The problem is, in Chinese "fogies" translates into "venerable wise ancestors."
USA Today
12/12/11
Universities block triple-X domain names
Universities have gotten into an unlikely business: buying .xxx website addresses.
New .xxx addresses became available to the public last week,
but some schools didn't wait that long to secure important addresses,
as a way to prevent adult content providers from profitting off them.
As with universities, other trademark holders such as companies
took advantage of the "defensive registrations," Lawley says.
"A lot of famous brands did that."
I see that cellar-dot-xxx is still available... ;)
Prolly a different kind of cellar...
Kasszia "Lurking for fun and profit."
:eyebrow:
vatican.xxx and
www.vatican.xxx are "reserved from registration".
damn lawyers.
Tay-B; or, not Tay-B? NOT Tay-B, ... is
B-Tay!
USA Today
12/12/11
Universities block triple-X domain names
How is this different from any other kind of domain name camping?
Because domain name camping is done by someone who has nothing to do with the brand, holding it in the hopes that someone who does have something to do with the brand will want the name.
The universities already own the brand; they are preventing domain name camping before it can happen.
So its more like domain-packing before domain camping?
Or maybe like pepper-spraying any campers who come near your domain. Stand Your Ground!
so, clodfobble.com and clodfobble.xxx are the same thing? They don't say the same thing to me, and presumably, the ones ending with .xxx won't be used. That's camping. I'm just gonna get this, but not use it.
I understand your point. What are they gonna do with them? Redirect to the .edu domain? Cause that might be weird...
Given what student loans do to your finances, it might be quite appropriate.
Well, I imagine you wouldn't be especially offended at being associated with whatever someone else happens to put on BigV.xxx. But just ask Santorum what he thinks of having his name appropriated for XXX purposes.
Well, knick-knack paddywhack ...
...and stop chewing on that typewriter.
....no not the monkey either.
Here's a nice squeaky troll for you to play with.:weird:
I expect all my dogs to be housetrained, leash trained and computer literate from an early age.
I, for one, welcome our new underfoot member, Carrot Pilausson.
Said new member is currently in the process of emptying the contents of his crate out into the living room. One by one. Raggedy cow (favourite soft toy). Blanket. Comfort towel (travelled back with him with litter smells and has just become an integral part of his bedding). Puppy mat (never used for peeing on, just there in case and is handy for shredding if bored in the early hours). Crate mattress.
All spread across the living room floor.
He's making room his crate for your laptop.
If we're keeping it for amusement, can we restrict it to one forum until it's house-trained?
seconded, but I fear it is too late.
Quark is here...we better make sure he's not fixing the Dabo wheel and guard our gold-pressed latinum.
OTOH, Quark will be expecting our females to be undressed, can't be all bad.
I need to brush up on my Rules of Acquisition.
Because domain name camping is done by someone who has nothing to do with the brand, holding it in the hopes that someone who does have something to do with the brand will want the name.
Yup. Here in WA, some gigantic douchebags gobbled up all the domain names for pot growers/companies that applied for licenses. Now they're charging the growers $1500 to buy their own fucking business domain names.
I have great hope that the Karmechanics out there in the ether are watching and taking notes . . .
:mad2:
I need to brush up on my Rules of Acquisition.
The only one that matters is the first one. "Once you have their money, never give it back."
