were you molested as a kid?

sikcboy • Dec 2, 2007 8:17 pm
No?

Well you must have been an ugly cunt then!!! :bandaid: :madmoon: :doit: :bawling:
binky • Dec 2, 2007 9:02 pm
wtf??
monster • Dec 2, 2007 9:20 pm
troll
LJ • Dec 2, 2007 9:23 pm
i think he's funny
regular.joe • Dec 2, 2007 9:27 pm
If he's intending to be funny, it's really an odd sort of humor. As much as I like a good priest or Michael jackson joke, it's a tough subject to joke about.

But then again I was an ugly kid.
monster • Dec 2, 2007 9:34 pm
LJ;412568 wrote:
i think he's funny


lucky you.
LJ • Dec 2, 2007 9:41 pm
reminds me of another joke>


a woman is standing in line at the grocery store. she unloads her handbasket: frozen peas, 1 can of chicken noodle soup, a pack of disposable razors, half a gallon of milk, and a loaf of white bread.

a whino in line in front of her watches this with interest, looks at her and says..."hmmm....you must be single"

Intrigued, the woman says, "yes, I am. You can tell that just by the groceries I'm buying?"

The whino says, "No....You're fucking ugly!"
regular.joe • Dec 2, 2007 9:47 pm
...didn't find that to be funny either.

Like I said, I was an ugly kid.
monster • Dec 2, 2007 10:28 pm
whole different league imo.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Child abuse is not so subjective.

Didn't Lumberjim object to a pic of his kid with an "adult content" caption photoshopped in? Good job LJ is a different poster or lumberjim might well have had something to say about it.....
monster • Dec 2, 2007 10:29 pm
(Like i said ...troll -posting shit to start arguments)
LJ • Dec 2, 2007 10:33 pm
drunk again, monster?
Drax • Dec 2, 2007 10:33 pm
sikcboy;412559 wrote:
were you molested as a kid?
Drax • Dec 2, 2007 10:35 pm
monster;412588 wrote:
(Like i said ...troll -posting shit to start arguments)


It worked.
Drax • Dec 2, 2007 10:40 pm
regular.joe;412574 wrote:
...didn't find that to be funny either.


I like you, n00b. :) You know the diff. 'tween humor and really insulting questions....and jokes.
Aliantha • Dec 2, 2007 10:53 pm
Well I didn't find it funny either, but some people around here would I suppose. I can see what the humour in the joke is meant to be, but to me, the subject is completely wrong.

Leave kids out of sick humour I say.
monster • Dec 2, 2007 11:28 pm
Aliantha;412598 wrote:


Leave kids out of sick humour I say.



So did lumberjim -shame he isn't here anymore.....
LJ • Dec 2, 2007 11:37 pm
did i pretend to be someone other than lumberjim at some time, monster?

would you explain to me how a joke that really has nothing to do with child molestation is similar to the picture that offended me?(lumberjim, LJ, etc)

and why it is that you're offended by this when it was ok to do that?
monster • Dec 2, 2007 11:59 pm
Well....

I don't believe the OP has nothing to do tith child molestation...

But the picture that offended you did have nothing to do with child molestation, but despite that it was deleted.

and I would say the former "crime" is worse than the latter, so if you object to the latter, you would be hypocritical to be applauding the former.
LJ • Dec 3, 2007 12:14 am
...it occurs to me that i should point out that i said ' i think he's funny'...not ' i think child molestation is funny'...which was really a response to your calling him a troll.....

sikcboy has posted a lot of sick humor. thats all i was saying. he hasn't been a troll in any way i can see. (before you ask...he's not one of my sock puppets)

so anyway...child molestation is not funny. blaming kids for not being molested is not funny. i did get a little chuckle out of the joke about ugly kids though.
monster • Dec 3, 2007 10:14 am
I just meant that this post was a troll. If people want to post this sort of crap it should be in the sick humour thread or at least the nothing forum. Posting it in the main forum with no spoiler heading is not sick, it's trolling.

meh, waste of space thread.
Sundae • Dec 3, 2007 10:20 am
I think it was in the wrong place, but it made me smile.
Then again the other jokes about paedophiles/ child abuse made me laugh too.

If someone suggested in my presence that a specific child was too ugly to be abused I'd be shocked and think them very insensitive, but a generic joke doesn't get me the same way.
Kitsune • Dec 3, 2007 10:41 am
LJ;412621 wrote:
so anyway...child molestation is not funny.


Even if it involves a clown?
Sundae • Dec 3, 2007 10:46 am
Kitsune;412682 wrote:
Even if it involves a clown?

Nothing that involves a clown is funny.
SteveDallas • Dec 3, 2007 11:24 am
What are your positions on clown molestation?
Kitsune • Dec 3, 2007 11:47 am
SteveDallas;412686 wrote:
What are your positions on clown molestation?


Any position least likely to cause the nose to get bumped. The honking would get really distracting.
monster • Dec 3, 2007 11:47 am
The more the merrier, I say.

Is a molestation where you can catch the subway train?
binky • Dec 3, 2007 11:52 am
definitely pro clown molestation
binky • Dec 3, 2007 11:55 am
seriously though, as a past molestion victim, I can still laugh at some of the jokes, and I think people just need to get over whatever happened in the past
TheMercenary • Dec 3, 2007 12:11 pm
There is nothing funny about this post. Parents of kids who have been molested or of people who may have been molested probably would not find much to laugh about over the subject on an otherwise public BB. And I have a pretty sick sense of humor. JMHO.
classicman • Dec 3, 2007 5:02 pm
I agree with Merc - I know its scary, but true.
toranokaze • Dec 7, 2007 10:45 am
This is like that South Park ep where Mr. Garson wanted to be molested.
sikcboy • Dec 7, 2007 5:23 pm
Sundae Girl;412684 wrote:
Nothing that involves a clown is funny.


are you sure?
ViennaWaits • Dec 14, 2007 11:33 pm
The emoticons he chose made it un-funny for me.

Just :2cents: from another noob with a sick sense of humor.
DanaC • Dec 22, 2007 3:48 pm
Is a molestation where you can catch the subway train?


Now that's fuckin funny!
Griff • Dec 22, 2007 3:54 pm
SteveDallas;412686 wrote:
What are your positions on clown molestation?


froggy style?
regular.joe • Dec 22, 2007 6:34 pm
Is a reach around with a clown when you can honk the horn???
DanaC • Dec 22, 2007 6:53 pm
lol
sikcboy • Dec 28, 2007 7:07 pm
SteveDallas;412686 wrote:
What are your positions on clown molestation?


wots the worst thing about having sex with a 9 year old?

wiping the blood off your clown suit.
regular.joe • Dec 28, 2007 7:21 pm
wow...we are back to not funny. At all.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 28, 2007 11:42 pm
Yeah, getting very close to "intolerably irritating".
classicman • Dec 29, 2007 12:41 am
I was there a looong time ago with this shit.
not that it matters
LJ • Dec 29, 2007 12:52 am
ew.....dude.....poor taste is one thing.....but graphic pedophile jokes lke that are best whispered into the ether....not posted on public message boards where your IP can be located and 'authorities' can drop by to see if your hard drives contain any untoward photos......

:::hops off the sikc boy band wagon::::
The CIA • Dec 29, 2007 12:54 am
LJ;419930 wrote:
your IP can be located and 'authorities' can drop by to see if your hard drives contain any untoward photos......



right!

we're on it!
Yznhymr • Dec 29, 2007 1:16 am
Hey, all of you may have missed the boat on this one. Obviously sikcboy is reaching out for help here.

sikcboy, are you being molested? Should we call for more backup? I think I can find a number for the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus. We can send plenty of drunk horny clowns down your way to make sure the job gets done right.
binky • Dec 29, 2007 1:15 pm
LOL yz
Clodfobble • Dec 30, 2007 6:28 pm
Juuuuust for the record, Tobiasly already posted that clown joke, and no one said a word.


Key differences to note in case you're paying attention, sikcboy: Tobiasly put it in the right thread, and Tobiasly contributed many other things to the cellar that cemented his reputation as an overall good guy.
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 31, 2007 4:05 pm
"Dumm de dum dum" [/Dragnet]