The Big Traveling Box of Porn

Objective:

To mail a big box of unwanted porn around the country/world. It's a crap collection that I got as a gag gift. You get on the list.....I mail it to you. you add your old porn....maybe take out or copy something you actually like from the box....and send it to the next person on the list.



Get on the list......

it starts here....


where will it wind up?

If there is actual interest in this, I'll invest in a sturdy container to mail around that we can all sign or put stickers on.

who wants it first?

I'm guessing it's VHS?

naturally

Too rich for my tastes, but keep me updated as to its whereabouts.

I'm tempted to give someone else's addres just for shits and giggles.....like a married, conservative politician's....

I have some quadriplegic midget action for your box.

i have a confiscated tape that needs a new home

Sounds fun but I'll have to miss this. There are different porn laws in different countries and most US porn would be illegal here.
Apparently showing unpixelated genitals is obscene. Bukkake (gangbang facial cumshots) is ok though. Go figure.

In general, shipping porn across international borders is risky.

isnt it the pubes that are the issue? i thought they couldnt show furburgerage?

LJ;409237 wrote:

isnt it the pubes that are the issue? i thought they couldnt show furburgerage?

can't swear to this but I think pubic hair is now tolerated if it is "art" and no one has bothered to try to argue about it. The pink flesh is where they draw the [cough] line.

Really weird is seeing a business-suited salaryman on the subway, reading a comic book... which turns out to be porn and frequently with a rape theme. Not often but I do see that sometimes.

Oh...count me in if you get enough interest.

ZenGum;409239 wrote:

Really weird is seeing a business-suited salaryman on the subway, reading a comic book... which turns out to be porn and frequently with a rape theme. Not often but I do see that sometimes.

Maybe donate a comic book like that to the box? It'd be interesting to see. Cheap too I would imagine.

You could send it as your Secret Santa item!

not sure I'd want second-hand porn. Mine tends to be kinda . . . slippery.

:)

Or sticky.

I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs.

Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation.

yeah...sure brian...you're just worried that you appear in some of it.

I *do*!!!

Cloud;409371 wrote:

not sure I'd want second-hand porn. Mine tends to be kinda . . . slippery.

:)

There is no "second-hand" porn. The correct term is "pre-loved".

BrianR;409442 wrote:

I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs.

Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation.

Perhaps, but there has been plenty of time to change them since then. (Off thread, but a WTF moment a few weeks ago, when a 60+ year old woman in my class steadily insisted that Japan was never occupied at the end of WWII. "Not occupied. Independent. Normal country." ... WTF???)

I just want to caution folks again about posting porn across borders. It is controlled material, and what may be legal in your country may be illegal elsewhere. You might unwittingly dump someone in a big heap of trouble. Call me careful or call me chicken, but I won't be risking it.

zippyt;409226 wrote:

i have a confiscated tape that needs a new home

Wait, what? Who confiscated it? From whom?

We busted a nepheu with it when they were staying with us a few summers ago

smurfalicious;409222 wrote:

I have some quadriplegic midget action for your box.

Now there's an opening line I hadn't heard before...

Put me down LJ. You may still have my address.
Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning.

Elspode;409674 wrote:

Now there's an opening line I hadn't heard before...

You must not be hanging out at the right bars.

Actually, I was looking on the Australia Post site this morning and there were warnings about sending porn internationally. There must be a reasonable number of people who try to do it if they have it on their standard warnings list.

what sounded like a good idea on paper....or monitor.....seems rather fraught with peril and expense.

i think i'll just bring it to the very next cellar gtg i go to and pawn it off on an unsuspecting victim under pretense. beware any large rattley gifts i may try to give you....especially if i insist that you wait until you get home to open it.

noviceathome;409710 wrote:

Put me down LJ. You may still have my address.
Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning.

Uh...what exactly would this Tshirt say?

"I gave my address out on the Cellar and all I got was this box of porn?"

Can you post a preview of the porn as a sample?

I've got a huge box of VHS porn in the garage I haven't seen in a long time. I could add to the collection but it would be expensive to ship.