Funny Kitty Pix
you got some good ones there drax. where'd you get them?
I get a lot of mine from
i can haz cheezburger.
And I have just shot myself in the foot.
you got some good ones there drax. where'd you get them?
iGoogle gadget
iGoogle is set as my home page.
I never saw the igoogle. So it's like a personalized page with google as the search engine? I like!
I just messed around with it. Has some fun features! Thanks!
I just messed around with it. Has some fun features! Thanks!
;)
the google is happy to hear that you like it. the google is happy to know you are feeding the google. the google needs your messing around with it. the google has some fun features.
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the google satisfies me like no man ever has.
Let my kitty go:
I call BS. Or PS. That is a total fake.
*This* is how it really goes down.I call BS. Or PS. That is a total fake. *This* is how it really goes down.
Didn't say they had to be real, just funny.
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ReservoirCats
I call BS. Or PS. That is a total fake. *This* is how it really goes down.
Hadn't seen that before BigV, very very funny!
This one's funny in a sick way:
there are some very funny pics here. I like this thread. In fact, this is my favourite picture thread.
there are some very funny pics here. I like this thread. In fact, this is my favourite picture thread.
Thanks. ;)
Bathtime....
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Was that a tossed salad or....
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Bathtime....
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Bad baby! :p
Some of my favorites - from caturday.
Make up your own caption:
Awwww...now that is C-UTE!
Well either that or the dog is just giving the kitten a taste test...
aah the "mouseliech manuever" that hairball will come out
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Whose stick is it anyway?
cute. cats are great scorpion killers.
They don't get stung, or does it not hurt them? Eeeek, that's my astrological sign but I don't think I want to meet one!
Your astrological sign is a kitten?
i don't know which it is. but cats move so damn fast it is amazing. they'll just circle the scorpion and before you even realize the cat is moving it has slapped the scorpion a couple feet across teh ground. they just keep doing until the little bugger is dead.
Your astrological sign is a kitten?
I KNEW someone would say that! :rolleyes:
Thanks, cuz...I didn't know that.
i couldn't find a good example of housecat vs scorpion but here is a good Bobcat vs rattle snake.
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Here is another funny bobcat:
Scorpion? Are we sure that's not a crawfish in the "nice to meets you" picture?
Scorpion? Are we sure that's not a crawfish in the "nice to meets you" picture?
I think he was kidding - that is definitely a crawdaddy.
Googled "scorpion or crayfish" and there are numerous hits about people trying to discern the two.
How are you so sure, classicman?
btw...we call them crawdads, too. :)
and when there wuz no crawdads... we ate sand.
you ate what?
we ate sand.
you ate sand?
we ate sand.
Now, you're not just telling us what we wanna hear?
:lol:
You ate sand?
Googled "scorpion or crayfish" and there are numerous hits about people trying to discern the two.
How are you so sure, classicman?
btw...we call them crawdads, too. :)
Crawdads (crayfish) have a fan shaped tail, like the one in the picture, whereas scorpions have their famous stinger.
How are you so sure, classicman?
Crawfish have a tail section built for swimming, much like a lobster, since they live primarily in the water. Scorpions, however, are built for movement on land since that is where they reside. Their tail section curves upward and has a barb on the end which is their primary weapon. Links with pics available below.
Crayfish
Scorpionnot all scorpion tails curve up. some curve to the side. whether that side is right or left is an issue for their tailor.
Ok, people. Back on topic:
did someone say cathanger?
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To me that tail looked much more Scorpion-like. Eh...[/inability to drop it]
Since it's not being totally dropped - I, unfortunately have "several" crawdad holes in my back yard. After a good rain, those little suckers dig up more mud - it's a crawdad
In college, it was part of the common backyard-crawdad-boil party ritual that you entertain yourselves with crawdad races before actually cooking them. If a particular gladiator was very successful, he might even be spared from being dinner.
To me that tail looked much more Scorpion-like. Eh...[/inability to drop it]
It's folded under it's body. But the head is another indicator that it's a crayfish.
To me that tail looked much more Scorpion-like. Eh...[/inability to drop it]
Go to the links - and look at the pics side by side - you'll see.
it's absolutely a crayfish. but thanks for spending the day dwelling on it.
crawfish vs cat
i might have posted this before? no big payoff, but it's interesting to see how they interact.
cat: what the? it's not *much* food but it definitely is food. Not really enough food to bother with if I'm gonna get pinched, though...
crawdad: I'm HUGE!! Fuck you, I'M HUGE!!!
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Oh that's another point in my favour re carbon selling. Our rivers are being over-run with American Crayfish, they are wiping out the British Crayfish by being harder and meaner and tougher and bigger. I will endeavour to eat as many crayfish as possible :)
My boys woulda had that crayfish walloped in a minute. That cat is just curious, not hunting.
crawfish vs cat
Wow--I have to say, the Star Wars theme played on a recorder really does give the clip exactly the feel it needs. Nice!
Smart dog. Not gettin' involved.
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Onwards, Two-Legs! Onwards, I say!
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Ugghh, good help is hard to find.
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That explains this board pretty well IMO. :p
I wasn't actually searching for it, but I've just stumbled across a video of a domestic cat Vs a scorpion.
Here:
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1197781206/Cat_Battles_a_Scorpion_for_Control_of_its_Territory
I don't know if this can be embedded or not, but I do know that I don't know how to do it if it can. Clear?
Re: NSFW
Sorry all. :smack:
Thanks Bruce.
To me that tail looked much more Scorpion-like. Eh...[/inability to drop it]
It's definitely a dolphin.:rolleyes:
that cat didn't make me LOL. 2 point deduction.
that cat didn't make me LOL. 2 point deduction.
Meh. We're keeping score now?
The WTF cat cracked me up!
damn, that's a lotta pussy! :lol:
Yeah, what the hell? It looks like some kind of kiddie waiting room too (pun intended.) :p
so, my picture went poof. i'll try later.
I liked ur brane splodin one
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Superb, sir.
Excellent find.
Serenade.
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Two thoughts occur to me here:
1) That cat has a stooopid face and doesn't know what's happening anyway
2) All-white animals have a greater chance of being profoundly deaf than others, therefore it can't hear the other cats laughing
South Koreans Clone Cats that Glow in the Dark
South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday. In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.
Just had to put this here.
a nice and peacefull place..
ok, my cats begged and begged me to make them famous, so here goes my first attempt...LOL or not... :)
That last one is awesome.
Kitty fodder.... what does this picture say to you?
Yes it is, in Starship Troopers though.
As taken on New Years Eve... he's a 25+ pound tabby. Does wonders for the bladder in the morning.
-k
Windowz, duz they has flavor???
Beerz, they has flavor!!!
Surly, is that your cat?!
Surly, is that your cat?!
yup, that is.... princess grace...
i must say i had nothing to do with naming her hahah :3_eyes:
yup, that is.... princess grace...
i must say i had nothing to do with naming her hahah :3_eyes:
She's beautiful - although I have to admit to being biased (she looks like a younger version of
my own)
lol monster.
Welcome to the Cellar, Surly Nate. Beautiful cat.
Oh those are priceless. That blue-wigged cat looks exactly like my Gaines...will have to post my cat pics in the next day or two.
I love that someone has made wigs for cats.
Isn't "merkin" the correct term?
Ohh, cats.
Oh those are priceless. That blue-wigged cat looks exactly like my Gaines...will have to post my cat pics in the next day or two.
That would be the "Post Your Pets" thread.
the wig cats kind of creep me out. i don't know why - they just do.
I think the wigs add deception, to the cats bag of tricks.
Isn't "merkin" the correct term?
Ohh, cats.
This deserves more recognition than it got :D
lol. Thanks monster. I read that one in a hurry and it went right over my head :)
mmm.....Where are Shawnee's kitty pix? Your cats don't really exist do they?!?
the last three are great Drax
I LOVE the Rubik's cube one -- I had never seen that one before. I knew I could count on this thread for a good laugh. :)
ever wondered what Muslim Pussy was like?
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that is so wrong LJ, I can't believe you would even post such a despic... *looks again*:rotflol:
Not a cat, just hilarious!
great ones, monster! Why do these things make me laugh so much?
(I think the cat in the snow would make a great poster. A wall poster, not a Cellar poster.)
:)
PURRFECT. (I'm sure it's never been posted here before)
PURRFECT. (I'm sure it's never been posted here before)
Gimmie a post number then. :rolleyes:
nope =like I said never before
nope =like I said never before
I know. See, when you post something like that, you need to learn to use the appropriate smilie. :D :angel: :) ;)
Beware of fashionable cats.
xoB, I find it truly terrifying that you go through all that trouble to dress your cat up like that.
Yeah, but the sword-fighting lessons are really paying off.
Hell be fencing a fellow dweller soon enough
xoB, I find it truly terrifying that you go through all that trouble to dress your cat up like that.
Cat? No cat. I don't need no stinkin cat!
I'm vampire kitty, sucking your blood and getting a hairball:
oh, tom cruise is gonna be unhappy when the aliens tell him about this.
uh, i can't it to embed. so here's the link.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/Probably
going for this?
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oh, tom cruise is gonna be unhappy when the aliens tell him about this.
uh, i can't it to embed.
Probably cuz the title is
Funny Kitty Pix.
noncompliance with the thread title is what annoyed you, not necessarily TomKat.
noncompliance with the thread title is what annoyed you, not necessarily TomKat.
Yes, I'm petty like that.
See my latest thread in Nothingland.
But the thread title says funny kitty pix. you rarely conform with that, so why expect anyone else to? Besides, you didn't specify non-moving pics. :D
you're welcome.
But the thread title says funny kitty pix. you rarely conform with that, so why expect anyone else to?
Look at the entire thread again. How many
videos have I posted?
ONE. Besides, for the most part, everyone has stayed on topic.
[size=1]Psst... Drax, you missed the joke. She italicized the word funny. [/size]
[size=1]Psst... Drax, you missed the joke. She italicized the word funny. [/size]
:lol:
If I were younger, I'd wait for the day he actually got one.....
Look at the entire thread again. How many videos have I posted? ONE. Besides, for the most part, everyone has stayed on topic.
But, but, but...posting ONE set a precedent. Sorry, this ain't Burger King, you can't have it your way.
I like the pictures in this thread. I think most of them are pretty funny. My husband likes them too.
Actually, this is one of my favourite threads.
NOW WHERE ARE THE FUNNY KITTY PICS?????
NOW WHERE ARE THE FUNNY KITTY PICS?????
Don't hurt me please
I wouldn't hurt a fly. ;)
Ok that is good
I found this
Very good, now keep it up!
She goes for your fly, saying this won't hurt, then demands you keep it up.
I love the check cat at the back of the line.
I sent that pic to my husband. He liked it.
I love "dis me grade 7", hadn't seen it before.
Looks like a possum to me.
Aussie Brushtail Possum, ours don't have hairy tails.
Ali, call and tell him that he has a wild animal in his house.
There are lots of different types of possums over here, but they all have hair on their tails although some are shorter than others.
I think ours are a bit cuter than the ones you get over your way although they're still not too friendly if they're wild - contrary to popular misconceptions...usually those of Japanese tourists.
Actually Classic, I think it's a joke to be honest. That's a 1900 number down the bottom. Probably goes to some porn line or something. Surely no one's stupid enough to mistake a possum for a cat?...
wasn't sure bout the number bein 700 or 900 - specially with the 2nd set clearly being 911 (that was odd too) anyway, and not being familiar with Aussie #'s at all...
Our possums are butt ugly.
This page has a heap of different types of possums found in Australia for anyone who's interested.
They're called shitty kitties where I come from and yes, some people eat them. I think you have to remove certain glands and boil them about 6 times.
Why am I thinking about Granny Clampitt all of the sudden?
well, you're elspode. and you're horny. wait, is that redundant?
Actually Classic, I think it's a joke to be honest. That's a 1900 number down the bottom. Probably goes to some porn line or something. Surely no one's stupid enough to mistake a possum for a cat?...
I just read on an Aussie site:
It's not a bad trick, except 1900 911 481 is just the talking clock. Now, if you set up your own 1900 number and collected the revenue... that would be a good scam. I think you can get 77c a minute.
Oh well...close but no cigar.
You were right about it being a prank, just missed on who they were directing the calls to, which is unimportant.
Hehe, possums worldwide are cute...mean, but cute. This guy was probably sick, wandering around in the afternoon next to my high school a few years ago.
(Scuse my ADD moment here...oooh shiny!)
Well I don't want to turn this into a cutesy competition, but I have to say, even the ugliest of our possums are better looking than that one Razz. ;)
'Possums out in the daytime are almost for sure sick, probably with rabies.
Keep your distance!
'Possums out in the daytime are almost for sure sick, probably with rabies.
Keep your distance!
I heard the same thing about IT geeks.
I heard the same thing about IT geeks.
it's more likely to be a trojan virus with them, though. Same symptoms....
I thought the purpose of the Trojan was to prevent the virus.
you're confusing IT geeks with regular people...
My first attempt at inserting text into a photo.
Ceiling Cat enjoys the beauty of his creation?
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dude, you totally suck. you should be ashamed of yourself. this hate mongering has to stop!:mad2:
[COLOR="White"]but i laughed really really hard the first time that was posted about month ago. I think it was LJ.[/COLOR]
probably only funny for parents with kids who dive....
dude, you totally suck. you should be ashamed of yourself. this hate mongering has to stop!:mad2:
[COLOR="White"]but i laughed really really hard the first time that was posted about month ago. I think it was LJ.[/COLOR]
sorry - I completely missed it.
probably only funny for parents with kids who dive....
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http://www.usadiving.org/05redesign/resources/Appendix%20D.htm
Straight position is "A" so DD (degree of difficulty) unknown because it's too rare/hard to even get a rating.
here it is in the tuck position -DD = 3.0 (=fucking hard))
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At competitions, from the deck, kids look just like that cat when attempting new dives for the first time. And they ask the announcer to repeat as a stalling tactic.
mmmmkay?
wait - you're saying that the judges tell the kids what to attempt?
Only from the card it's written on -but the cards are written by the coaches and the kids can be somewhat spacey....
lol lol lol lol very funny!
Been wantin' to make some of these fer ages...
Against my better judgement I am sneaking looks at this at work.
Suppressing giggles is making my eyes water, but it's worth it.
I especially loved the montage - all the clips of cats mowing down toddlers restore my faith in the world.
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they seemed to go together
Must resist urge to take dad's remaining two kittens...must resist urge to take...
Thats it! Adopt as many cats as you can. <thinkin' evil thoughts>
Nooooooooooooooooo
Tajjy is 16 1/2, Gaines is maybe 12 (don't know his birthdate) and they both might live forever.
But kittens are so cute! :)
Shawnee, you'd make an excellent crazy cat lady.
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All you need is the cats.[/COLOR]
Hardy har. I even highlighted because I knew there was a second sentence. :)
Yes, I would make the most excellent crazy cat lady, however I'm not quite ready to go there. I still have youthful hope. :lol:
nah shawnee seems like a dog person to me.
I'd probably be the quiet old lady who paints in watercolor plays the violin and owns two ferrets. I think that makes shawnees gregarious nature very normal to me.
If you ever meet a woman as I described in ten years or so that'll be me. Plus or minus the ferrets.
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Butch Pigeon & The Sundance Kitty
funny in an understated way as usual LJ.
i'm not sure whether I chortled or chuckled but you made it happen monster.
:D just so long as you didn't chunder or choke.....
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