Cocks for Christmas!

lookout123 • Nov 19, 2007 6:59 pm
So, if we're doing a secret santa gift exchange, should we have theme to the gifts?

Cellarites around the world mailing on their take on the theme, photos posted of the gifts received, etc.
kerosene • Nov 19, 2007 7:09 pm
That was me.
zippyt • Nov 19, 2007 8:51 pm
This could be funny
DucksNuts • Nov 19, 2007 8:54 pm
Sounds like a plan to me
Clodfobble • Nov 19, 2007 9:38 pm
Meh. It would be funny, sure, but then I'd have to hide whatever it was in the closet forever to keep it away from the nosy kids. I think a complete surprise would be more of a... surprise.
jinx • Nov 19, 2007 9:59 pm
But I get cock for Christmas every year! [/whine]
SteveDallas • Nov 19, 2007 10:22 pm
If you're tired of all the cock, just say so. I'm sure you'll receive a very understanding response.
Flint • Nov 19, 2007 11:56 pm
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LabRat • Nov 20, 2007 9:13 am
I think a theme idea is fun...if the theme is cock, you don't actually have to send a penis... C'mon people, use your imaginations!!!
ZenGum • Nov 20, 2007 9:48 am
Cock for Christmas? We normally have turkey.
Shawnee123 • Nov 20, 2007 9:48 am
Sheesh. Every year it's the same gift. A Cock Pot.
lookout123 • Nov 20, 2007 9:49 am
my thought was really based on the idea that there are probably - at most - 3 dwellars who will see who they got and then put a lot of thought and care into the gift selection. everyone else will see who they got and go for the funny gift. so it inevitably turns into a haha white elephant gift exchange. it's what always happens. so i figured with a theme we can at least test the boundaries of our creativity.
LJ • Nov 20, 2007 10:01 am
I have this huuuuuge box of old porn that i got as a gag a few years ago. i wonder if i could ship it for $15....
binky • Nov 20, 2007 12:18 pm
LabRat;408905 wrote:
I think a theme idea is fun...if the theme is cock, you don't actually have to send a penis... C'mon people, use your imaginations!!!


True, for example the theme in my kitchen is chickens
Shawnee123 • Nov 20, 2007 12:52 pm
LJ;408936 wrote:
I have this huuuuuge box of old porn that i got as a gag a few years ago. i wonder if i could ship it for $15....


pm'ing my address. :rolleyes:
jinx • Nov 20, 2007 1:29 pm
It's old, bad porn..... LOTS of pubic hair and bowm-chickka-bow-wow music.
Shawnee123 • Nov 20, 2007 1:31 pm
omg why does that make me want to see it even more? :lol:
DucksNuts • Nov 20, 2007 6:21 pm
Me too.

I'll come around for a bad porn party Shawnee!
Cloud • Nov 20, 2007 10:59 pm
please?
LJ • Nov 20, 2007 11:03 pm
how about if I mail it to someone....and they can add their old shit, and mail it to the next person on the list, and so on?

maybe someone with the capacity and technological know how could reduce them to dvd's .......
Cloud • Nov 20, 2007 11:25 pm
LOL! A friend of mine sent me a big box of erotica last year; books.

Now, if I want to get rid of them, what do I do with them? Can't take them to the Salvation Army or the library. Possibly could sell them on ebay, but too much trouble. Could throw them away, but I hate to throw books away, and besides--we'd NEVER get rid of the dumpster divers if I did.
LJ • Nov 20, 2007 11:44 pm
add them to the big box of porn!
lookout123 • Nov 21, 2007 3:39 pm
OK, there were more votes for a cock exchange than those opposed, but not by much so i say the poll is closed and those that want to go with the theme can, those who don't should feel no obligation.
LJ • Nov 21, 2007 4:33 pm
the origin of cock as a cellar meme.
DanaC • Nov 21, 2007 4:40 pm
Funnily enough if someone in england says 'hallo cock' it usually means something entirely different...'cock' 'cocker' and 'cockle' are all terms of endearment or friendliness (like calling someone mate, or love).